I Grated My Finger In the Cheese Grater

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    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2009

    Waste Not Want Not

    But I went ahead with the macaroni anyway
    Eggyegg Eggyegg
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jul 12, 2011

    Bloody Onions

    I was taking a cooking class maybe 5 years ago.  I LOVE TO COOK.  Anyway, we were making this chicken dish.  Also the class was saposed to be a family bonding thing.  It was made for children, and I was about 11.  So the dish was almost done and all we...
    CrazedTeenager CrazedTeenager
    16-17, F
    3 Responses May 16, 2008

    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970
    36-40, F
    Sep 8, 2009

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