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I Grated My Finger In the Cheese Grater

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    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 8, 2009

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    Waste Not Want Not

    But I went ahead with the macaroni anyway
    Eggyegg Eggyegg 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 12, 2011

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    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970 36-40, F Sep 8, 2009

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    Bloody Onions

    I was taking a cooking class maybe 5 years ago.  I LOVE TO COOK.  Anyway, we were making this chicken dish.  Also the class was saposed to be a family bonding thing.  It was made for children, and I was about 11.  So the dish was almost done and all we...
    CrazedTeenager CrazedTeenager 16-17, F 3 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Ive made homemade mac & cheese two nights in a row and that's all I've been eating. I don't think I could ever get sick of it :3
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    Cheese is usually loud jealous spiteful .... My married and single friends spot them a mile away. ..
    cheeseparade123 cheeseparade123 51-55, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    Say the words anyway you like The tap and face tapping is all we need File the cheese in
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    It's not just the bird that the middle finger is good for! There are other means of expression it can be useful for. Never underestimate the usefulness of your middle finger!
    Rovigatti Rovigatti 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    http://www.ascii-middle-finger.com/
    Fegelein Fegelein 41-45, M Feb 16

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    THE POLICE WERE UP YOUR ***.... WHEN I ARRIVED HOME SHE FREAKED...SHUT CAM OFF
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    She's always there when I need her! Lol!!! <3
    ninibae ninibae 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Oh what would I do without you
    justhatgurl justhatgurl 16-17, F Feb 8

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    any girl out there who let me see when she do it? :)
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