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I Grated My Finger In the Cheese Grater

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    Waste Not Want Not

    But I went ahead with the macaroni anyway
    Eggyegg Eggyegg 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 12, 2011

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    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970 36-40, F Sep 8, 2009

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    Bloody Onions

    I was taking a cooking class maybe 5 years ago.  I LOVE TO COOK.  Anyway, we were making this chicken dish.  Also the class was saposed to be a family bonding thing.  It was made for children, and I was about 11.  So the dish was almost done and all we...
    CrazedTeenager CrazedTeenager 16-17, F 3 Responses May 16, 2008

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    Teach Me to Be Clever!

    Watched a cooking programme where they used a cheese grater with a single blade...shaving cheese.  Later that night while making dinner I thought i'll try that...big mistake. Shaved back of my index finger, blood everywhere and a huge piece of flesh on the plate! ...
    bailey1970 bailey1970 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 8, 2009

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    I just want to find a sexy woman who I can please and make her climax everyday from only fingering her belly button!
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    It all started on the 11th of February, I'd woken up at 5AM for work. I was feeling great. I made myself a grilled cheese sandwich, woke up my niece for school, and took a shower...
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    My life would be emptier without it. I would risk a mousetrap for some, no matter how small a chunk .. 
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    literally anything. Feeed meee.
    Fatterthanawhale Fatterthanawhale 26-30, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Love to be on the beach in a bikini ... Sit up ... Pull it to the side ... And finger myself until I come as people are walking by ...
    thedebness69 thedebness69 51-55, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    So I was 11 and at school when this experience happened ;) I had a pure paua ring on my married finger, and I was at school playing on the playground. I caught the ring on a...
    kaleysloth kaleysloth 18-21 2 days ago

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    my high school boyfriend and I would disappear all over the school or in a packed crowded hall...
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    It's my comfort food. I remember having my tonsils removed and the only thing I could stomach was cold mac & cheese. It is home, it is soothing, and with a bit of ketchup...it is...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    it's not like it was my first time .. i think i was in 1st or 2nd grade and for some reason i was finerging .. the teacher sen me to some office where i sat for an hour ( i...
    KarlieBiTeenie KarlieBiTeenie 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I never did with Kraft cheese. With Tillamook Medium-Sharp cheddar, though....it's an entirely different thing altogether!
    wuiop2 wuiop2 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I'm a guy but when she slides that finger in OMFG!!!
    whatsofunny whatsofunny 41-45, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    Tonight I was invited to dinner at friends, so my contribution was the hors d'oeuvres. I created a cheese plate. It had a variety of crackers, a very nice sharp English cheddar, a...
    PowerBroker PowerBroker 36-40, M 4 Responses Jul 21

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    I want that feeling when a boy opens my crack and pushed his fingers inside me violently while the public watch me moan and c.u.m
    LucyTransCUMB LucyTransCUMB 18-21, T Jul 21

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    Any girl wants to play with mine... its deep and round.... the one in my dp is mine...can share pics as well ... :) (pic attached)
    praveennvlgt praveennvlgt 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 18

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    My opinion, this one cannot be beat!!!!! 1/2 pound after its cooked!!!! Roasted Serrano peppers Pepper Jack cheese Cilantro mayo Homemade JalapeƱo bun
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 12 Responses Jul 18

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    I just got the sudden craving sounds so good
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M Jul 17

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    I just can't bring myself to give up delicious food for health. I work out almost everyday and do cardio and strength training, but I can't bring myself to eat right. I love food...
    nadiabowls nadiabowls 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    It is an effective communication tool I frequently have used while driving
    GingerJensen34 GingerJensen34 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    To those greedy ********.... you deserve this! To the bitchy backstabber witches, who smiles in front of you and talk bad behind you.. you very much deserve this! To **** up...
    23rdcamp 23rdcamp 66-70 Jul 16

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    I do when I know I'm going to be with my older brother he's very large and sometimes I want to be loose and ready for him! He likes it when he can just slide right in me! He...
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    My brother is not small at all so he always preps me with his fingers. He starts with one to loosen me up. He then will add to fingers and then 3. He wants to make sure that I'm...
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    I like to do this. it make me feel relaxed.
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    Hii .. Can somebody explain to me, why my finger cant fit in my vagina ? Not even a single finger :(
    Fghijkendal Fghijkendal 31-35, F Jul 13

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    As I tell my children, the only time it is ever okay to use the middle finger is when you are behind the wheel of car :)
    alleycat66 alleycat66 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    These are my finger nails, they are real.
    prudance prudance 51-55, T Jul 12

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    Well had a little accident today so for a few weeks my left hand can only say " live long and prosper" but my right hand still my right hand still works. So if you are going to...
    dtdwc dtdwc 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Thank you middle finger! :D
    EmpoTheGreat EmpoTheGreat 13-15, M Jul 11

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    IndecisiveLateBloomer IndecisiveLateBloomer 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 10

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