I Guess I'm Boring If I Don't Have Naked Pics In My Profile

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    Its like what the ****. I don't have a good picture of my **** hanging out or my *** hanging out and people will not comment...these pictures are legitimate works of art... and no one comments. People truly must be disturbed/ strange.
    dirtymouthedgirl7 dirtymouthedgirl7
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2013

    I`m Boring - No Naked Pics

    I guess I must be boring cause I don`t have any naked photos of myself in my profile.  Huh huh, I can be asked a thousands of times and it will never, never, never happen. I don`t disrespect the one`s who have them but this isn`t for me and never will be...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2010


    I just joined this group and then realized I DID have a naked person in my profile picture! Does a painting count?
    Behmeh Behmeh
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2013
    BigWilly60 BigWilly60
    61-65, M
    Sep 13, 2015

    Ever Wonder Why?

    I don't have herd mentality. Pisces the fish swim in opposite directions. so I operate on a different plane of existence from everyone else. I consider the human body a piece of art to be appreciated. But let's face so we are partial to more than others: Monet, Gugan...
    DieKatzeSchreibt DieKatzeSchreibt
    3 Responses Aug 27, 2011

    Could Care Less

    I haven't really placed nude pics of me on here. The only time I have come close is a pic of my butt in leopard print undies with black lace showing off my hot pink teddy tat. I will admit that I have shown nude pics to others that I have chatted with online and now it's like...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Aug 26, 2011

    Not Boring At All

    I disagree. Look at sports figures, rock stars, movie celebs, etc. They are exciting people and do not post nudes. Infact public opinion can drop after it happens. Look at Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. Do not get me wrong - the body is a beautiful thing. Its to be shared...
    guidence508 guidence508
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    Whenever I go to the "explore" page & see 13-14

    year old girls posting half naked/naked pics & asking people what they think. I wonder where are their parents! Thoughts?
    Mfudgie Mfudgie
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Aug 10, 2015

    My Wife Pics.

    My stories are mostly about my wifes experiences over many yrs. She had very attractive boobs and they are still attractive despite the changes over those yrs. I get comments from EP men wanting to see her pics, especally her boobs. One man wants to get it off looking at those...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2012


    ... and I plan on staying that way. And don't send me your naked pictures either!
    treehuggermom treehuggermom
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 14, 2012


    I'm not boring No, don't even ask I don't have and will not post for your pleasure If I had any of these picture they are of my lover not you
    CMA1234 CMA1234
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2011

    I Am Boring...

    ... in fact I am a Neek = Nerd and Geek! No I don't have naked pictures in my profile. I'm fat, overweight, hairy, 5'9" tall, with tattoos and a small, shaved penis... NO ONE on this Earth wants to see that as a profile picture! What is this obeseeion with naked profile...
    Invisible75 Invisible75
    36-40, M
    Jul 9, 2012

    Mainly because I'm worried people will judge.

    I wouldn't mind people seeing me naked if they wanted too (though it is a little presumptuous to post naked pics without people asking for them) but I'd be worried about people judging p***s size.
    experience1388 experience1388
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 12, 2014

    " Your naked body should only be held by

    someone in love with your naked soul."
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Aug 27, 2015


    It's hilarious that this group was in my suggestion column. I can catch a hint EP! sheesh. :)
    LSD8 LSD8
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2011


    I am, I guess, much older than you. I am a bloke who is in his 50s. I will make a further assumption that you are female. On that basis, I would say that a woman is more intigruing, sexy and attractive if she keeps the best till last. Men like me like the odd glimpse of stocking...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 9, 2013

    Photos Can Haunt You

    When I was in my mid twenty I had a (friend) take photos of me to post on a adult magazine page..little bit before computers...well those photos were picked up in some gay magazines , swingers magazine(which I didn't mind) and some as they were called back then, shemales...
    PoppaBear53 PoppaBear53
    56-60, M
    Oct 26, 2011

    To Shy

    I Have always been shy about my body... I would feel everybody would be laughing at me and posting bad things about me.
    kaysdone kaysdone
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Jun 10, 2012

    I am all for being naked,

    I am right now, and am as often as I can be, but I do not feel the need to show everyone on EP my body. I toyed briefly with the idea but then decided that because I like being without my clothes it was no more significant than other stuff I like doing. I have a pet dog, I love...
    DanteAsiir DanteAsiir
    16-17, M
    Jan 26, 2016

    Naked=power When It Isn't All The Time

    I am not modest. I am proud of my body, my figure, my health. However, none of that means I need to go around showing it off to everyone. I very much enjoy leaving a lot to the imagination. To me, that is one the sexiest things you can do-- leave them wanting more. It has been...
    SAVsunshine SAVsunshine
    3 Responses Sep 9, 2011

    Hell No! And I Am Not

    I would never put naked pics of myself on my profile. Or show any to others. I feel bad enough for what I've done in the past on webcam. I want to make an impression with my mind and purrsonality, not my T or A or....
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Oct 9, 2010

    Diary Of An Eleventh Grader 27 March 2012

    Dear Diary, So im not sure if this was a good thing or not. Im slightly embarrassed but i dunno. this happened a while ago but yeah. So i got a call from A around 2 or 3 in the morning and i texted him saying my sister was in the room so i couldnt talk. so we were texting (not...
    juSts0m3giRl juSts0m3giRl
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2013

    Im Still Not Doing It Tho

    Its just not me, Im defo not shy or a prude (although some people here think I am LOL) but I don't want naked pics of me floating round the internet :-) There's one man who's allowed to see me naked or pics of me and he aint on EP
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 14, 2012

    I am politically active in my community,

    so I'm not going to put up anything that shows my face. But, I'm wondering whether I shouldn't post a photo or two of my nude body just to show that my money is where my mouth is. Thoughts? This dilemma may have resolved itself. Believe it or not, but I did not own any form...
    HStoner HStoner
    51-55, M
    2 Responses May 11, 2014


    I found this group quite humorous, I, for one wouldn't post such pictures, I would find it to be quite demeaning. Instead I post regular pictures like of my artwork, my photography, things I find awesome...just nothing revolving around my naked self...if that makes me boring...
    Chasing4flowers Chasing4flowers
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 21, 2012

    Were Is Everybody!!!!

    im so bored i cant sleep need some one to have fun wit were are yall freaky people in my life come come out please im bore!!!
    keke14 keke14
    2 Responses Mar 27, 2012

    Well Than I Want To Be Boring!

    I rather be borning, than to put nude pictures of myself in my profile on EP. There is no way that is ever going to happen. I hate how I look to begin with, let alone without clothes on. I will take being borning any day!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 10, 2010

    I'd Be Embarassed

    I'm not obese, but I'm not fit either. The only time I even go as far as no shirt, is around the house, and I live in the woods.
    LawlessTranquility LawlessTranquility
    26-30, M
    Nov 17, 2012

    The Common Side Of Sexuality

    The matter is, there's a large question here, I love nudity, I dislke to live as priests, but at the same time, I think that nude galleries become so cheap and easily-reached nowadays, I like to share everything about my body and sexuality, but I found there are too many others...
    deleted deleted
    Apr 30, 2013

    Whatever Floats Your Boat

    Oh. I'm not boring. Far from it. But if you rely heavily on visual stimulation, well sorry this ain't your sippin' tea. I believe in intellectual stimulation. Conjure up a mental visual and run with it. I firmly believe the reason as a Society we are so very jaded and...
    DieKatzeSchreibt DieKatzeSchreibt
    5 Responses Nov 24, 2011


    I would never say I am boring but I am very particular. I do not show my body to everyone and I am completely faithful when I am in a serious relationship with another person. So if it makes me boring to not have nude pictures posted or to have sex with every man I meet then I...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    16 Responses Oct 2, 2010

    Where Did They All Appear From?

    Coming back to EP after a long break I've noticed the racy profile pics have multiplied. I've noticed a lot more sexual groups recently too and from likewise people trying to add me. I just don't go looking for friends or the groups about being rammed hard, ******, and orgies on...
    Marowit Marowit
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Aug 13, 2010

    Too Funny.

    I used to have a bodypart picture at kittenhate.com, but that site is long gone. I guess it's wiser, but less fun, for those of us who are well-established or who wish to be well-established to do things (or not do things) that our parents would be proud of... Oh well. :)
    stone022 stone022
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 8, 2011

    Ha Ha

    Well, Perry is naked... does that count?
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 5, 2010


    It's just that when i created this group the other day, i was feeling like such a nerd for not being so explicit with my sexuality here...which is pretty much how i am in my real life as well...and that makes me feel kinda boring and insignificant...some guys say they're all...
    TheRealMimi TheRealMimi
    31-35, F
    17 Responses Mar 28, 2010
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