I Had A Breastmilk Dream

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    I read online that guys CAN (under certain

    conditions) lactate. I have had a few dreams that I was able to make milk. In the dream my mom is like" I'm out" here give some of yours. I take the pump and I suddenly have easily b cups and I start pumping and fill up a bunch of bottles.
    pardax pardax
    16-17, M
    Mar 10, 2016

    I was driving a truck

    and for God knows what reason, I was pumping at the same time (totally safe, right?). I got pulled over and the cop handed me a ticket, but it was waived. Just as I reached for it, my hand bumped the breast pump and milk sprayed out the window and all over the cops shirt. For...
    xgearsofsteelx xgearsofsteelx
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Sep 29, 2015
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