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I Had Someone Vomit On Me

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 64 People

    "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks..."

    Remember that Eagles song anyone?  The line "barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes"?  Weelllll, that happened to me. We're talking 1984-85, winter, parking lot outside a rockin' club. Boyfriend was dancing a tad woozily so I suggested we go take a walk...
    qazrazl qazrazl 41-45, F Jan 23, 2009

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    Once

    I was hanging out with a lot of people one night. We all were having a lot of fun. Smoking pot, taking shots of I think it might of been Everclear. (Never going to do that again) but anyway I had one of my friends sitting right by  me. she was already drunk enough. But she...
    XLunaXLovegoodX XLunaXLovegoodX 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 19, 2009

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    All The Time

    As a mom of 2 I am puked on often. They seem to like to aim for me lol. As a pregnant women I have gotten them back before >.<
    MissKira MissKira 22-25, F Dec 31, 2012

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    Puke In My Hair

    So I was coming home from a family reunion with my family and we were all riding in a van. It was me, my step brother, my step dad, my mom, my step brothers grandma, his granddad, his aunt, and his uncle. I t was a lot of us. Anyway my step brother had had this red rice stuff at...
    groundshaker groundshaker 26-30, M Nov 3, 2012

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    I Took Pride

    I am the proud uncle of a beautiful 5 year old niece, she is the apple of my eye. When she was just a few months old my brother and family were at a restaurant having dinner. After we ate it was time for some desert. As always I'm trying to monopolize all the time I can with her...
    madmanmo madmanmo 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 29, 2009

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    Twice!

    Once when I was younger, me and a girl from my class moved to the front of the coach because we were feeling travel sick. She was sick on me. I wish I'd just stayed where I was! And then last night, my friend drank too much, said "I need to be sick" and then was, on my...
    juniper juniper 21-25, F 3 Responses Nov 22, 2008

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    This Is So Gross!!!

    someone posted in the confessions that they wanted to be bulimic so this made me think of it. this one time it was my brother's birthday and we went to a gambling casino.  there were about 10 of us.  so my friend and i, we didn't really want to gamble so we went and...
    geenpunchbuggie geenpunchbuggie 31-35 6 Responses Dec 16, 2008

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    Bleh!

    Happened about a year ago, i went out with a friend for drinks. Later stupidly we decided to go tothis thing called "the mexican fair" We went on a coupl ride the tilt and hurl and the crazy chairs.. everything was fine until we went on the ferest wheel. At the...
    applescruffs applescruffs 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 18, 2009

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    I am feeling to lonely and bored. I guess, intelligence and research career doesn't attract anyone as much as a good looking guy.
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    Sweetgirl120 Sweetgirl120 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 7

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    I am not ok. :( My heart is broken. I was accepted & now I've been rejected. But I don't think it was me he was rejecting. It was my circumstance. I don't blame him. But still it...
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    THEWERECAT103 THEWERECAT103 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Adara won't burn in the sun cause of her glasses, stupid right? Get this, a perverted joker named Abe, says brace yourself, he says he's Slender, brother of the evil Slendor! I...
    THEWERECAT103 THEWERECAT103 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    sigh. I wish I had someone to cuddle with. it's the best feeling in the world..
    Mariyah22 Mariyah22 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I often think that life would be so much better if i had that "go to person" if i had someone to smile at, wake up next too each morning, hold hands with while crossing the street...
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    I'm I'm love with someone that is 10 years older than me. I doubt she sees me in the same way. I wish I had someone to talk to about it
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