I Had Someone Vomit On Me

I was hanging out with a lot of people one night. We all were having a lot of fun. Smoking pot, taking shots of I think it might of been Everclear. (Never going to do that again) but anyway I had one of my friends sitting right by  ...

So I was coming home from a family reunion with my family and we were all riding in a van. It was me, my step brother, my step dad, my mom, my step brothers grandma, his granddad, his aunt, and his uncle. I t was a lot of us. Anyway my...

As a mom of 2 I am puked on often. They seem to like to aim for me lol. As a pregnant women I have gotten them back before >.<

I am the proud uncle of a beautiful 5 year old niece, she is the apple of my eye. When she was just a few months old my brother and family were at a restaurant having dinner. After we ate it was time for some desert. As always I'm...

someone posted in the confessions that they wanted to be bulimic so this made me think of it.

this one time it was my brother's birthday and we went to a gambling casino.  there were about 10 of us.  so my friend and i, we...

Once when I was younger, me and a girl from my class moved to the front of the coach because we were feeling travel sick. She was sick on me. I wish I'd just stayed where I was!
And then last night, my friend drank too much, said "...

Remember that Eagles song anyone?  The line "barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes"?  Weelllll, that happened to me. We're talking 1984-85, winter, parking lot outside a rockin' club.
Boyfriend was dancing a tad...

Happened about a year ago, i went out with a friend for drinks. Later stupidly we decided to go tothis thing called "the mexican fair"
We went on a coupl ride the tilt and hurl and the crazy chairs.. everything was fine...