I Had the Worst First Date Ever

(1994)OOOO Iluktuna - that was his native name, his regular name was Ron- he was a glossy haired half Eskimo from Alaska. He wore a black leather jacket and had black hair that reached his waist, he used to clean his nails with a knife...

We met in the parking lot of the restaurant, she was sitting on a bench out side next to a rear facing car seat. At that point I knew it was going south, because she said she didn't have a child. I say hi, and ask her about the baby...

Have you ever been on a date and known that the only good thing that was going to come of it was you laughing about it later with your friends? I have a few of these, but this one last night takes the proverbial cake. It takes the cake...

I went out on a date with a friend of a friend.  His idea of a date was to take me to his friend's place where a group of people were drinking, and to drink beer with them.
That first "date" wouldn't have been half as...

I had asked a girl out quite out of the blue and had arranged to meet her after id finished that day.  I was absolutely shattered but really didn't want to put off the date.  We had arranged to meet for drinks and a game of...

I remember when I was 15, my cousin invited me along on a date with his then-girlfriend, because he needed a wingman for her friend. I was like "mall, girls, SOLD!". it was interesting, meeting them. we found them in a clothing store...

Asked my friend Lynn. He's a nice guy and he'd like to call you.  Why not I think.  I was new in town and didn't know many people.  He had a job.  He was a college graduate.  She knew him and said he was a nice guy.He called, we...