I Hate American Football

This is not a sport. It's organized stupidity and violence. And I could not care less about the Superbowl, neither 112 People

    I Scalped Two Superbowl Tickets To Go Girly Shopping Instead!

    Several years ago, one year that the Superbowl was to be held in LA, a couple of my friends entered my name in a drawing to win two free tickets, one night in a hotel, round trip air tickets, rental car and $200 spending money. They knew how much I hated football so they...
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts
    51-55, T
    1 Response Mar 27, 2010

    Because...

    it's a bunch of fat men that run for six seconds and then take two minutes to rest and recover = lame
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2007

    My Brother-in-law

    Edward taught my then three year old son to say, "American football is an abomination!"  As revenge, when my nephew was born, I bought him a little Denver Bronco's jersey which my sister makes sure to put on him whenever she knows they are going to be having a...
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 19, 2007

    Football

    the version of rugby with pads and helmits, you know, the kind of football where feet meet ball as little as possible. why is it even called that? hand ball would have made more sense. ecept for one other peoblem, that's not a ball, I don't know what it is but it's not a ball...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark
    31-35, F
    Nov 21, 2007

    It's so boring, and it looks

    so painful. Ulchh, sports.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    Nothing Personal, I Just Don't Like Many Sports

    Call me a rebel, I was subjected to 7 years of compulsive sport...I grew sick of it. I seem to fight things when they are forced on me. I'm not the person that automatically follows the trend. Everyone in my silly country is supposed to like rugby, as far as I can see it's some...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Nov 22, 2007

    Listen

    All you people out there saying you hate football lay off. If you hate football then you hate america! Thats baisically what tthis country was born on. So if you hate football why dont you just go to Mexico and play soccer
    TSBroncos TSBroncos
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Mar 31, 2012

    No more football or Tebow please

    My roommate is obsessed with football. I CAN'T STAND IT. I tried so hard..so hard to give it a chance but it turns out no matter how hard I try I just don't give an eff. Every Sun, Mon, Thurs and the occasional Sat. I am forced to sit though hours of this mind numbing sport. Also...
    nothingbutameowthang nothingbutameowthang
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2011

    Football

    The thing that makes me mad is that US calls "soccer" not a real football. The REAL FOOTBALL is when you play it with FOOT, not carrying it around and bump into other players. Do they even touch ball with a foot at those games?FOOTBALL = SOCCERAMERICAN FOOTBALL - some game with...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 4, 2011

    I More Or Less Resent It

    My father and mother are couches for a lot of sports so I more or resent sports in general because they where gone so much and it was me and the sitter. What I don't understand is the waste of all the time and money. So much drinking so much pointless loss of time. I hate the...
    Webzone Webzone
    18-21, M
    Jan 8, 2012
    ufcmaniac ufcmaniac
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 16

    Just Not My Cup of Tea..

    I am not fascinated by it, and I can't stand watching it any longer than 10 minutes. There are some other sports which are fascinating to me, but bore other people, so I guess American Football is one of the sports that bore me, but fascinate others.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 18, 2008

    So You Lost, Who The F*** Cares!

    One day early in the morning while I was working, some guy starts complianing about wearing some teams shirt he doesn't like. I know he was a K-State fan because of how obsessivly he talked about it and he kept on talking **** on the KU team. Apparently his team lost so now he...
    PureEvil PureEvil
    18-21, F
    Jan 6, 2012

    Silly

    I don't know why. And I don't really no much about American football, either. But it just seems so stupid and silly compared to Australian football and rugby. I'm not a massive fan of that either. But American football looks funny :D
    jasminjane jasminjane
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 17, 2009
    kimmye17 kimmye17
    18-21, F
    Jan 31, 2015

    nothing beats spending a Sunday afternoon

    watching a bunch of pissed off, sweaty rich dudes beat the **** out of each other for a ball that isn't even shaped right. -_-
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 22, 2015

    Look at all the protection they wear.

    And then look at the little protection that rugby players wear. Just a single gum shield. Rugby is a real mans sport, NFL is just awful.
    TheWombRaider TheWombRaider
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Mar 1

    I Get So Mad!!

    What is people's fascination with this poor excuse for a sport, anyway?!? I HATE when "the season" starts and my husband needs to go watch "the game". Why don't I just shove a big iron steak through my head, ok honey? It's just the same as me having to see you ignore the rest of...
    Starlatheimmortal Starlatheimmortal
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Sep 24, 2010

    Because...

    Real men don't need helmets and padding!
    Nellykins Nellykins
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2007
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