I Hate Axe Commercials

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    Same Old Stuff, New Marketing Strategy...

    The same people that brought us horrible colognes like "Old Spice" and "Hai Karate" in the 60's and 70's have tinkered a few hours with their wood alcohol substance and developed Axe cologne for the same market as the above, formerly heavily advertised colognes. And why not? The...
    extra55 extra55
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jan 20, 2011


    Axe adverts are just incredibly stupid. I saw one the other day with the guy doing motocross and something called pits to chesty I believe. Ugh, I had to change the channel. The commericals just suck. My hatred of their adverts has nothing to do with me being bitter over not...
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2009

    Seriously, How Can You Not?

     I mean, the main message to each and every one of those commercials is that "If you use our product(s), skinny hot white women with hair down their backs whom you've never met before in your life will want to have sex with you."  And this is allowed...
    lilskyy lilskyy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2009

    I Think It Smells Awful

    "double pits to chesty"???????????? WTF??????????
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 15, 2009

    It's Seriously Repulsive

    Has anyone seen the newer commercial where the guys have what amounts to a fountain coming out of their arm pits. I know it's just water, but the whole principle of it just horribly repulses me. Especially when they show the guys at clubs, out on the street drenching people...
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea
    36-40, F
    May 15, 2009

    Hate Axe Period.

    My twelve year old brother discovered it about two years ago and it's been smell hell ever since.  He sprays WAYYY too much.  First, he gets in the shower and lathers up in the body wash.  Then he gets out and puts on the deodorant.  Even if he doesn...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 19, 2009
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