I Hate Babies

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    Children Are Parasites, and Thier Parents Are Retards

    Kids are annoying, they smell bad, they dont know anything and you can't send them to a labor camp so they can learn a skill or make shoes.  babies are the worst, all they do is eat, crap and cry; yet they are not even cute like my cats are, even when my cats were babies...
    Deadweezyl Deadweezyl
    26-30, M
    25 Responses Feb 10, 2008

    I swear there is no redeeming value of a baby.

    They scream, cry, ****..ugh. Toddlers are even worse. And this isn't so much a baby story as it is a little kid, however. No one is spared (I hate them all until they're old enough to stop being ******* annoying lol) Sooo anyway, about 1 or 2 years ago. My Christmas tree was...
    NoBabyZone NoBabyZone
    31-35, F
    3 Responses May 19, 2015

    U were all babies once

    so why hate them they grow up to be respected citizens of our community(most of them lol) even barco balma was a baby and people go head over heels for him
    rougewolf55555 rougewolf55555
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 19, 2014

    they're creepy, smelly,

    not mine, came out from a vagina I don't care about and before from this inside of a testicle. They are just a smaller cosmotic mass of human cells, and I hate humans. They don't understand much, they are NOT cute, they are gross. they pukes, burps, farts, poops without caring...
    bigmisterdarkness bigmisterdarkness
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2014

    I Don't Get It

    What's the big craze? I have ALWAYS hated those little monsters! I would rather have a farm with 40 dogs than to even be stuck in the same room with those booger-nosed nastys. I can't stand it how I can walk my precious dog down the sidewalk and the same person that would ignore...
    cancunian cancunian
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 18, 2009
    NomNomNoMeat NomNomNoMeat
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 6, 2014

    They are smelly and drool everywhere Don't

    give me the "oh u were a baby once" Ya no ****
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2015

    Me too. I hate babies.

    I don't have any desire to hurt them, but I do want to stay far away from them. They always smell like spoiled milk, and they're always wet with drool. The sound of a baby crying is the single most annoying sound. It just grates on my nerves.
    CryingSocks CryingSocks
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

    They Make My Skin Crawl

    I hate babies for several reasons. One is the way they look. To me, they look more like some type of larva than a person. The big head, tiny eyes, and constant squirming makes me think of a worm, not a miniature human being. It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. Another...
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Oct 16, 2011

    How many actually think of the baby

    and if that human would appreciate being here before popping them out?
    theMuddyDuck theMuddyDuck
    36-40, F
    May 23, 2015

    It's disheartening to know

    that most of us we're an "accident". Our parents didn't mean to have us.
    tinywoman tinywoman
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jun 13, 2014

    I can't post this anywhere else

    for fear of backlash from my IRL friends...but listening to all my friends' complaints about problems they have with kids... I am happy not to have any at the age of 30. Hoping to keep it this way :-) Other peoples' kids are lovely cos I can get away from them when I'm ready...
    saturnsdaughter saturnsdaughter
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 29, 2014

    My Biggest Mistake

    Well. I've never Been on a blogging site in my entire life, I'm not really even that much for reading… But when it comes to hating babies I can definitely see myself renting and raging quite a bit! I am a father of a two-year-old boy.. My parents have always told me that when...
    Mrtrackpants Mrtrackpants
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Mar 22, 2013

    I hate babies because I'll never have my own.

    I'm a guy and whenever I go out and see a baby all I here from the mom is how her ex bf or baby daddy won't pay child support. It's amazing how women don't wait until there married and have a husband to have a baby. And then you will see women flirt with real men with real jobs...
    superabe11 superabe11
    18-21, M
    Jun 17, 2014

    Having 4 Younger Brothers Would Make Any Teenage Guy Hate Babies.

    I am the oldest by 14 years. My parents did not have any more kids after me until I was unfortunately old enough to be a "good big brother" and watch after them. When I was 14 my mom had my twin baby brothers. From day one, all they did was scream and cry whenever they were...
    baseballjammer555 baseballjammer555
    18-21, M
    3 Responses May 20, 2012

    I can't believe how many young women are

    popping out like three before they're even 25. dumb *******
    DekuLinkxx DekuLinkxx
    22-25, F
    Mar 8, 2016

    Seriously. Babies are NOT cute.

    All they ever do is cry, eat, sleep, and poop. I have no problem babysitting little kids (at least they can probably walk and/or talk), but I would never want to take care of a baby!
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 7, 2014

    Id rather not choose hate

    as a word to describe my disliking of little brats but i really really don't like them. Overpopulation is exceeding yet blind adults decide to bring more blobs. Thats like my main reason i really dislike blobs. Another reason is i dislike their crying & sobbing. Its annoying...
    XXLovelyPoisonXX XXLovelyPoisonXX
    22-25, F
    Jan 31, 2016

    I Have Always Been Absolutely Disgusted By Babies And Most Young Children

    Ever since I can remember I have absolutely despised babies. As a younger kid I even used to have fantasies about hurting them/terrorizing them. I can't say that particular desire has exactly left me. It's not even an issue of finding them annoying because of how they cry or...
    18-21, F
    37 Responses Aug 5, 2012

    I really hate babies

    and young children too!!! they are ugly and bratty. they get all the attention while I am left out. I resent my nieces and nephew. my family used to take me on trips and involve me before those brats were born. now I m ignored and those germy brats get in the way. Its...
    donalee36 donalee36
    Aug 30, 2015


    Aww look at the cute ba..NO I have always hated babies.Some.people actually find them tolerable and even find them CUTE.HHHHHOOOOOOOWWW What is there to love about a baby lets see They are ugly big eyed spoiled little brats and over all just gross.oh and you're stuck with them...
    malinker123 malinker123
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Sep 13, 2013

    They are crying, slobbering monsters

    that **** all over the place.
    The3rdAndOnly The3rdAndOnly
    18-21, F
    Aug 9, 2015

    Not so innocent...

    Babies. For christ's sake. The little bastards are the mascot of everything that is wrong with humanity. They are selfish, disgusting, bigoted ******** who are sucking up all of everyone's resources, time , and money. Ugly, fat, annoying little demons who would like to see...
    Tyltalis Tyltalis
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Jan 1, 2013

    Hate is perhaps too strong a word.

    But I do like kids a lot better once they reach the walking / talking stage.
    TKD1 TKD1
    51-55, F
    Feb 6, 2014

    Babysitting Is A Nightmare

    I absolutely despise babies. If 'babysitting' really meant sitting on the baby, I'd gladly volunteer to sit on anyone's baby. Two months ago I had to babysit my friend's baby, and let me tell you, it was a terrible experience. My friend just left the house with her husband, and...
    AnonymousRanter AnonymousRanter
    May 11, 2013

    I'm going to get knocked up

    and then abort right away just to **** off the pro-life agenda. =:3 Merry Christmas
    snugglybunny snugglybunny
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Nov 15, 2015

    Ever since I was little I've never wanted a

    child. I understand some people want the little farts but I was treated like I was mental because of it, how dare a female not want to be a breeder!. I've always had my animals and that's it, that's all I've wanted. Well a while ago my doctor told me I had endometriosis so my...
    Cortneythegrey Cortneythegrey
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jun 26, 2015

    When I was a kid I used to pinch babies hard

    just to see their reaction. When I was a preteen and babysat I enjoyed being mean to very small children. Nothing serious, just ignoring them and not letting them have their way. As time went on I spent less and less time with kids and eventually I just grew to not really care...
    morespiceplz morespiceplz
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 13, 2015

    I despise them. They are

    so useless---one reason I like animals so much is because from an early age, they do become self-sufficient in many things. They need their mother's milk to survive, but they don't need their mothers to change their diapers, nor to be held; they don't need pats on the back, nor...
    Stythe Stythe
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Oct 23, 2015

    They **** all over the place

    and they disgust me .. oh and they are annoying too.
    margothehuman margothehuman
    18-21, F
    Sep 12, 2015

    When I say "snot basket",

    I mean "baby". When I someone says "baby", I hear "unintelligent lifeform"
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 10, 2015

    You Can't Make Me Think They're Cute

    One thing that really irritates me about new parents and parents of young children is how they demand you think their baby or toddler is cute and adorable. Usually they phrase their demand in the form of a loaded question like, "isn't he the most precious thing you've ever seen...
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Oct 21, 2011

    they are just annoying!

    when a baby horse or elephant is born they start walking wear you have to carry a baby around all the time while trying to do mutiple things. and they cry about anything! if they are cold they cry if they are left alone for one split second they act like they are being murdered...
    blackfire9018 blackfire9018
    16-17, F
    Oct 1, 2015

    I have always hated babies & have never had any

    interest in being a father. I never want to have children. They are always very loud & obnoxious. I am very sensitive to loud noises, and I can not stand their constant noises. Babies also cost a fortune; you have to spend all of your money on whatever they need, which never...
    s4019t s4019t
    31-35, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2014


    !! I was having a really big lego creation and then a godamn baby appeared and he ruined it! My mother was really love him and she treated him like a angle or something like that even thought that that godamn baby is not even her baby and it was just her friend baby
    DarkRyan7 DarkRyan7
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Oct 9, 2015

    I hate them. I dont want them touching me,

    I dont even want to look at them. They look like ugly dwarfs. Some even eat their own ****. I want to kick them whenever they come too close. THE WORST is when people say **** like: doesnt x look like y? ( comparing them to a parent) like no they dont look like anything but ugly...
    evgebub evgebub
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Feb 19, 2015

    Well, no real way to put

    that without sounding like an absolute ****, but I just don't get the appeal. Sure, I understand the parent-child bond, at least to the extent that I recognize I'd probably change my mind if I were to father a child. But from an outside perspective, babies are insane proto...
    RustinCohle RustinCohle
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 13, 2014

    2 words----soft spot.

    I don't want to touch anything with a self destruct button. Also they look like aliens
    abzzhott abzzhott
    22-25, F
    Jan 4, 2015

    Babies Are Not Innocent

    I hate it when people say babies are innocent. They are not at all innocent, they are in fact the complete opposite. Take for instance the prehistoric man. Obviously not knowing any values,  he rapes, steals, murders, and fools to get his way, in order to survive as a...
    Radiobear Radiobear
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Mar 2, 2010

    I hate parents who put their kids on dogs backs

    then let them ride around. It's not a freaking pony and you can break it's back. Your 4 year old has no business trying to hitch a ride on my boxer.
    PaleNightlifer PaleNightlifer
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Apr 2, 2015

    Ah, the humor of another breeder regret story.

    Apparently this one was too stupid to comprehend how birth control works. http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/a36467/mother-only-likes-her-kids/
    NoBabyZone NoBabyZone
    31-35, F
    Jan 19, 2016

    I Hate 'em Too.

    I've always wondered why people find them cute. I have never found them "cute and adorable" like everyone else says. They're freaking annoying. They really do look like larvae and the crying is extremely annoying.
    SolitudeIsMyFriend SolitudeIsMyFriend
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Sep 11, 2012
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