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I Hate Barbie

This group is part fun, part social commentary. Share your thougths on Barbie & her impact on society or how your brother microwaved your dolls, or when you gave Barbie a bad haricut! 201 People

    Wats Rong With U's?? If I Got A Doll And I Wrecked It, That Was It No More Toys!

    U should've been more gratefull!!! When i was a kid i LOVED playing with dolls...not any particular dolls just anything i could get my hands on. i didnt care for 'Barbie's' story line, i made 1 up...just as if I was living it... I WAS THE "PUPPET MASTER" I CONTROLLED EVERYTHING...
    aaae aaae 26-30 Jul 15, 2010

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    Hate Is Wayyyy

    too strong of a word but i do dislike it because i mean...what's the point? A plastic skinny  "perfect" woman who's giving children the wrong idea of how/what a real woman will look like. It's not a typical chick that'll look like that once she grows up!.
    lostprophet lostprophet 22-25, F Jan 22, 2010

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    A Step Back For Women

    Now I know a lot of feminists are starting to say the new single barbie is female empowerment or some garbage but get this I saw the new mall barbie. You know the one where she is shopping for clothes and the kid gets a little credit card to pay for the clothes. In the commercial...
    Karalas Karalas 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 15, 2008

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    Paris Hilton Vacuum

    i prefered sindy as a kid, she was a bit more demure. they were all awful though. ***** them naked, cut and dye their hair. and give them theme tunes. one of them i turned ginger and called her sonia (remember her? liverpudlian singer, term used lightly). every day i would sing...
    piggygoff piggygoff 21-25, F 1 Response Jul 7, 2007

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    No Wonder They Say Barbie Is a B!tch....

    Yeah, I always liked her choice of fashion, but why'd she get all the cute guys? Plus I let her and Ken have a hott makeout session and Ken's head popped off. I was so mad. I tried to put it back together with a glue stick and that didn't work so my mom used the hot glue gun and...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld 22-25, F 7 Responses Sep 29, 2007

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    Geez I Hate Barbie

    A school friend gave me a Barbie doll with a little animated dolphin at my one and only birthday party YEARS ago.  I tore that ***** to pieces.  I cut her hair and ripped it out, put her in some suggestive positions before I finally just ripped limbs off her.  She...
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 6, 2009

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    Why Does She Need All This Stuff?

    The poster toy for materialism ! Why does she need a freakin' hot tub on wheels? This can be yours for around US$40-50! Also, there is a series of Barbies called Happy Family. You can buy the Happy Family Volvo, Happy Family Grandma (and her kitchen). What's interesting is that...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 26, 2007

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    Let Me Get This Straight

    Let me get this straight...you people are traumatized and threatened by an 11 1/2 inch doll.  That is as lame as it gets.  Try living in the real world and quit obsessing on yourselves.  No, wait, that's the point, isn't it?  You are so centered on yourselves...
    Sheeela Sheeela 61-65, F Mar 12, 2009

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    I don't like how it's making young girls think

    that to be pretty you have to be stick thin.
    lilay98 lilay98 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Her Head Fell Off

    Her head fell off. You've know idea how tramatised I was for the next year or so of my life. I had to weep myself to sleep that when you die, your heads fall off. The nightmares were horrible!!
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 23, 2008

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    Lost Friendship

    I grew up with Barbie... had it all, the cars, houses, pools and more. My daughter had it all too, I bought everything, spent so much on the freakin' thing that I could probably have just paid her college tuition instead. I won't buy them for the baby though. I don't think she...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2007

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    Shhe Should Be Beheaded and She Was!!

    OMG i do and did ALWAYS hate Barbie!! i wasn't a girlie girl, screw Barbie and let me play doctor with my friends!! As a kid and well of course still now, i have two sisters. Lord did they LOVE their Barbie tea parties, uggggg. Well being the brat that i was and is, when they...
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers 41-45, F Sep 30, 2007

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    Barbie Never Treated Ken Very ...

    Barbie never treated Ken very nice and always made Skipper look inferior to her.  I think I always preferred my Cindy doll:)
    Ebbandflow Ebbandflow 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 15, 2008

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    Proportions

    She's all wrong. When I was little I didn't understand why I couldn't have a Barbie. Now I know that if she was real she'd be a really tall top heavy toothpick in a corset so tight she couldn't breathe. I know now that she makes a bad body image and gurrls grow up with image...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 28, 2011

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    All Dolls Are Scary, But Barbie Takes the Cake

    I'll admit, I played with barbies as a kid, now I can't look at them. Not only are they terrifying looking, but they are also head explodingly boring. What a great influence they are to kids, eh? Skimpy outfits, skimpy... Well, everything! I hate that little piece of crap almost...
    Allegro Allegro 16-18, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2007

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    I Hate Barbie

    Listen barbie is a plastic little B**** who wants to b plastic. Barbie is a bad example to little kids because that's y we hav "pouplar" s**** at out school. People say nobody is perfect well it sure sounds like they want to make barbie perfect. Barbie is a stupid piece of...
    icrestedsuicide icrestedsuicide 13-15, F Mar 17, 2013

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    Need I Mention This Too?

    she's a doll missing some important parts. so's ken. and the rest of them. does barbie have a psychologist. something like the doc on the sopranos maybe ? or Frasier? or what's his name... newman? I don't know..
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 28, 2007

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    Oh Man...

    I destroyed my barbies as a child. I ripped their legs off, drew on them with sharpie, chewed their hands and cut their hair. Now that I have passed that stage (just barely) I hate Barbie even more for the twisted sterotype that she is.
    blarghablerg blarghablerg 22-25 Oct 7, 2007

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    Who the Hell Doesn't?

    whoever DOES like barbie better be under like 9 yrs old or younger. No offense to all the people who like barbie and older than 9, but that's kind of creepy.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F Jan 15, 2008

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    Headless...

    Or... Not. I used to beg for new Barbies, just so I'd have more heads to 'exchange'. Seriously. I'd remove ALL their heads, and then switch them onto different bodies. I have no idea why. I just... Did.
    Elwing Elwing 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 15, 2008

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    My Poor Barbies

     I never had one new Barbie , I  had the used homeless looking Barbie that my mom got at the thrift store....... I had to make the clothes, make furniture ,  they never had any shoes, hair always matted , Ken never came to play even once... so guess who's...
    VoteForPedro VoteForPedro 51-55, F 8 Responses Jun 24, 2010

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    Nightmares

    I used to align all my barbies up and make them do.. things a six year old shouldn't know. I also cut all of their hair off, making them bald. Then, I'd feel a pang of regret because I liked them better with their hair on. I also had this ice cream stand and an actual ice cream...
    Krayons Krayons 16-18, F 2 Responses Feb 3, 2008

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    Barbie Sucks!

    I hate barbie so much. When I was younger my mom kept buying me girly dresses and barbie dolls. Every time I got a barbie I ripped the head off and threw it down the toilet. I think she thought I went crazy but I was just being me. Barbie will die! Die barbie die! :D
    mysteryteen mysteryteen 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 6, 2011

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    I Just Found Her Boring.

    I never thought Barbie was cool. She was just quite dull. She was stiff and her joints didn't work properly. She could do the splits but she could hardly bend her knees. Also, what's the point of "Ballet Barbie" when she can't even point her toes? Even Action Man can kind of...
    ViennaRose200 ViennaRose200 26-30, F Mar 6, 2010

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    Bratz Dolls

    Do you know what I hate more than Barbie? Bratz dolls. I took care of two young girls (3 & 8 years old) and they idolized Bratz. Have any of you seen their DVD's? They're sickening. All they talk about is shopping and boys (and whether what they buy shopping will...
    nothingandsomething nothingandsomething 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 18, 2008

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    I Only Had One As a Child and ...

    I only had one as a child and I chewed it's legs off.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 15, 2008

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    Today's Amazon Ranking

    Today's #5 Amazon.com 's ranking of the results for a "Barbie" search is the "Barbie Loves T.M.X. Elmo Doll" by Mattel. It's not too expensive, but I just thought I'd share that with you all. I mean, she's got ponytails and a little Elmo shirt. Hey, she's even...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 6, 2007

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    Dolls Creep Me Out..

    they always make me think of horror movies hehe the only thing i liked about barbie was this hair-dye.. we had an turquoise one.. hmm.. I like(d) stuffed animals more.. much cuter than a plastic thing... I still got many in my bed (: (naah.. I'm not childish hehe.. well maybe...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 15, 2007

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    Didn't Realize Something Was Wrong With Me As

    A Child All I ever wanted, more than anything on the planet, was Barbie. Forget a bike, forget jewlery, or clothes--give me Barbie. Little did I know this...woman...this fake plastic woman was hurting how I viewed myself and falsely define how a girl should look. Now, please be...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 25, 2013

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    I Hate Everything About Barbies

    Barbies don't stand up at all.Barbies are hard all over, and their hair feels like spegetti noodles.Barbies are difficult to use, store and play with.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I hate the song 'Barbie Girl' (yes, even in...
    Anonymous6182 Anonymous6182 13-15 Jul 22, 2012

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    Death Of Barbie

    If Barbie was a real person, she'd be a snob arrogant diva, a *****...And i hate them, so i hate Barbie...0:-)
    VayaKilljoy VayaKilljoy 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2012

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    Black

    When I was little my mom told me how I would always paint my Barbie dolls in black. Seriously from head to toes even the hair. I never knew why I did it nither my mother maybe I hated the ******* doll .
    Lindsay547 Lindsay547 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 10, 2013

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    You know that chick that's been on the news? The "human Barbie", I admire her so much. No I don't want to look as though I am made of plastic, but let's face it, Barbie is gorgeous...
    onemorelie onemorelie 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    I still adore and love barbies!!! like soo much :D hehe im always looking for more :) but I don't have the money D: :'( I wish I did, then id buy all the barbies I want :D I even...
    luluangel101 luluangel101 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I hate flowers. And I've had this aversion towards them right from the time I was a toddler. What is the science behind this?
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    I got to be honest. I hate chocolate. It's too sweet, numbs my mouth, leaves a terrible aftertaste that no matter what I do I can't get out. It is terrible. If I get any for...
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    I hate them because the whole song is screaming and not really any singing.
    MichaelEgitto MichaelEgitto 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I hate being kind man, I want to treat the people as they are. Why every time I help the people do not help me or be kind with bad?
    Alsaify Alsaify 26-30, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I told you guys that I hated myself. Now I am in a messy circumstance and I felt everything was falling apart. I might not finish my degree on time when the financial stance is not...
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    School is possibly the worst invention ever. I don't hate education, I just hate school. I hate the people, I hate the teachers, I hate the early morning, I hate the uniform, I...
    ImChelsea ImChelsea 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 25

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    I have never hated anyone in my life. My MIL I DO hate she has destroyed my marriage with get son her golden child . I am 45, he is 63, she is 86. Her son divorced his wife 30...
    sueoneil sueoneil 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 31

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    I hate the feeling of missing someone, even though they say it's what makes the reunion more special. I hate the feeling of losing someone, it hurts deep. I hate the feeling of...
    grey019 grey019 31-35, M Apr 3

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    People don't like hate, and it's understandable. It's not a pleasant feeling. However, many self-help and New Age books talk longly and vigorously about how to 'extinguish hate in...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    onnest onnest 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I hate the way that my love makes me fake indifference when your name is mentioned. I hate the way you make me break into a sweat, and talk too loud, and go red, I hate the way you...
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    I hate myself. I hate that I was born with depression. I hate that at age ten I already loathed myself to cut. I hate that at age 11 I was already done with experiencing life and...
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    This post maybe a nonsense... -_- so there's a girl in my class who I hate very much, call her Lucy. She's such an attention-seeker and a crybaby who gets scared of every little...
    Tiffany98702 Tiffany98702 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    My dad cheated on my mom with my best friend. I had just made friends with this girl and her husband and children. In the short time I've gotten to know them, I became attached...
    duClo duClo 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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