I Hate Barbie

I hate barbie so much. When I was younger my mom kept buying me girly dresses and barbie dolls. Every time I got a barbie I ripped the head off and threw it down the toilet. I think she thought I went crazy but I was just being me...

Yeah, I always liked her choice of fashion, but why'd she get all the cute guys? Plus I let her and Ken have a hott makeout session and Ken's head popped off. I was so mad. I tried to put it back together with a glue stick and that didn...

too strong of a word but i do dislike it because i mean...what's the point? A plastic skinny  "perfect" woman who's giving children the wrong idea of how/what a real woman will look like. It's not a typical chick that'll look like...

U should've been more gratefull!!! When i was a kid i LOVED playing with dolls...not any particular dolls just anything i could get my hands on. i didnt care for 'Barbie's' story line, i made 1 up...just as if I was living it... I WAS...

Now I know a lot of feminists are starting to say the new single barbie is female empowerment or some garbage but get this I saw the new mall barbie. You know the one where she is shopping for clothes and the kid gets a little credit...

Let me get this straight...you people are traumatized and threatened by an 11 1/2 inch doll.  That is as lame as it gets.  Try living in the real world and quit obsessing on yourselves.  No, wait, that's the point, isn't...

Her head fell off. You've know idea how tramatised I was for the next year or so of my life. I had to weep myself to sleep that when you die, your heads fall off. The nightmares were horrible!!

A school friend gave me a Barbie doll with a little animated dolphin at my one and only birthday party YEARS ago.  I tore that bitch to pieces.  I cut her hair and ripped it out, put her in some suggestive positions before I...

Barbies don't stand up at all.Barbies are hard all over, and their hair feels like spegetti noodles.Barbies are difficult to use, store and play with.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I...

I never thought Barbie was cool. She was just quite dull. She was stiff and her joints didn't work properly. She could do the splits but she could hardly bend her knees. Also, what's the point of "Ballet Barbie" when she can't even...

She's all wrong. When I was little I didn't understand why I couldn't have a Barbie. Now I know that if she was real she'd be a really tall top heavy toothpick in a corset so tight she couldn't breathe. I know now that she makes a bad...

The poster toy for materialism ! Why does she need a freakin' hot tub on wheels? This can be yours for around US$40-50! Also, there is a series of Barbies called Happy Family. You can buy the Happy Family Volvo, Happy Family Grandma...

Do you know what I hate more than Barbie?

Bratz dolls.

I took care of two young girls (3 & 8 years old) and they idolized Bratz. Have any of you seen their DVD's? They're sickening. All they talk about is shopping and boys...

Listen barbie is a plastic little B**** who wants to b plastic. Barbie is a bad example to little kids because that's y we hav "pouplar" s**** at out school. People say nobody is perfect well it sure sounds like they want to make barbie...

Or... Not. I used to beg for new Barbies, just so I'd have more heads to 'exchange'. Seriously. I'd remove ALL their heads, and then switch them onto different bodies.
I have no idea why. I just... Did.

I never had one new Barbie , I  had the used homeless looking Barbie that my mom got at the thrift store.......

I had to make the clothes, make furniture ,  they never had any shoes, hair always matted , Ken never...

Barbie never treated Ken very nice and always made Skipper look inferior to her.  I think I always preferred my Cindy doll:)

If Barbie was a real person, she'd be a snob arrogant diva, a bitch...And i hate them, so i hate Barbie...0:-)