I Hate Barbie

This group is part fun, part social commentary. Share your thougths on Barbie & her impact on society or how your brother microwaved your dolls, or when you gave Barbie a bad haricut! 218 People

    I Just Found Her Boring.

    I never thought Barbie was cool. She was just quite dull. She was stiff and her joints didn't work properly. She could do the splits but she could hardly bend her knees. Also, what's the point of "Ballet Barbie" when she can't even point her toes? Even Action Man can kind of...
    ViennaRose200 ViennaRose200
    26-30, F
    Mar 6, 2010

    Dolls Creep Me Out..

    they always make me think of horror movies hehe the only thing i liked about barbie was this hair-dye.. we had an turquoise one.. hmm.. I like(d) stuffed animals more.. much cuter than a plastic thing... I still got many in my bed (: (naah.. I'm not childish hehe.. well maybe...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 15, 2007

    My Poor Barbies

     I never had one new Barbie , I  had the used homeless looking Barbie that my mom got at the thrift store....... I had to make the clothes, make furniture ,  they never had any shoes, hair always matted , Ken never came to play even once... so guess who's...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 24, 2010

    Barbie dolls are the worst kind of dolls in my

    opinion, I have never liked them even as a little girl. They look like a stereotypical "perfect" person which is completely unrealistic because no one is perfect. I like dolls that I can relate to.
    AlternateReality AlternateReality
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 3, 2014

    I Hate Barbie

    Listen barbie is a plastic little B**** who wants to b plastic. Barbie is a bad example to little kids because that's y we hav "pouplar" s**** at out school. People say nobody is perfect well it sure sounds like they want to make barbie perfect. Barbie is a stupid piece of...
    icrestedsuicide icrestedsuicide
    16-17, F
    Mar 17, 2013

    Black

    When I was little my mom told me how I would always paint my Barbie dolls in black. Seriously from head to toes even the hair. I never knew why I did it nither my mother maybe I hated the ******* doll .
    Lindsay547 Lindsay547
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 10, 2013

    Wats Rong With U's?? If I Got A Doll And I Wrecked It, That Was It No More Toys!

    U should've been more gratefull!!! When i was a kid i LOVED playing with dolls...not any particular dolls just anything i could get my hands on. i didnt care for 'Barbie's' story line, i made 1 up...just as if I was living it... I WAS THE "PUPPET MASTER" I CONTROLLED EVERYTHING...
    aaae aaae
    26-30
    Jul 15, 2010

    Barbies Suck

    I am a bratz doll lover. always was and always will be. i hate barbie. i used kinda like it (wut the heck is wrong with me), but now, I HARSHLY DESPISE IT!. i think that mattel is being completley unfair.  and it's being a big baby . what's so wrong about mga making dolls to...
    OfficialBarbieHater OfficialBarbieHater
    13-15
    May 14, 2011

    Who the Hell Doesn't?

    whoever DOES like barbie better be under like 9 yrs old or younger. No offense to all the people who like barbie and older than 9, but that's kind of creepy.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine
    18-21, F
    Jan 15, 2008

    Priceless

    When i was at school every girl had a barbie, and so i wanted one too yet i had no idea why i should want one, then i found the answer! the look on little miss perfect barbies face when you pulled her hair down hard....priceless
    ntfrnhah ntfrnhah
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 8, 2012

    I don't like how it's making young girls think

    that to be pretty you have to be stick thin.
    lilay98 lilay98
    18-21, F
    Mar 28, 2014

    The doll is so perfect,

    it makes little girls start wishing they had breasts and nice clothes and long hair and beautiful eyes it install insecurity in little girls at an early age. I personally think that's where most women get their insecurities from. Starting as an infant.
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 16, 2014

    Bratz Dolls

    Do you know what I hate more than Barbie? Bratz dolls. I took care of two young girls (3 & 8 years old) and they idolized Bratz. Have any of you seen their DVD's? They're sickening. All they talk about is shopping and boys (and whether what they buy shopping will...
    nothingandsomething nothingandsomething
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Feb 18, 2008

    Let Me Get This Straight

    Let me get this straight...you people are traumatized and threatened by an 11 1/2 inch doll.  That is as lame as it gets.  Try living in the real world and quit obsessing on yourselves.  No, wait, that's the point, isn't it?  You are so centered on yourselves...
    Sheeela Sheeela
    61-65, F
    Mar 12, 2009

    I Only Had One As a Child and ...

    I only had one as a child and I chewed it's legs off.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 15, 2008

    I Should let you all know

    that i dont really hate Barbie.. I dont see how you could have such strong feelings for a.. Toy.. I mean.. What has Barbie ever done to you? - its not likes shes came over and robbed your house. I guess its a guy perspective, watch the hate roll in -_-
    SuperDuckey SuperDuckey
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jan 16, 2014

    All Dolls Are Scary, But Barbie Takes the Cake

    I'll admit, I played with barbies as a kid, now I can't look at them. Not only are they terrifying looking, but they are also head explodingly boring. What a great influence they are to kids, eh? Skimpy outfits, skimpy... Well, everything! I hate that little piece of crap almost...
    Allegro Allegro
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 11, 2007

    Dolls - I hated them

    but you can bet your sweet bottom I dress my daughter, paint her nails, comb her hair, put many bows on, & maintain a fashion runway of a clothes closet for her. she even has her own walk in closet. she's 1. lol I don't know what happened.
    LoveOverHatred LoveOverHatred
    22-25, F
    Jan 4, 2015

    Why Does She Need All This Stuff?

    The poster toy for materialism ! Why does she need a freakin' hot tub on wheels? This can be yours for around US$40-50! Also, there is a series of Barbies called Happy Family. You can buy the Happy Family Volvo, Happy Family Grandma (and her kitchen). What's interesting is that...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jun 26, 2007

    I was called a Barbie the other day😭😭 am

    I a Barbie? Barbies are just fake skinny *******
    Unapologetic2012 Unapologetic2012
    13-15, F
    1 Response Dec 15, 2015

    A Step Back For Women

    Now I know a lot of feminists are starting to say the new single barbie is female empowerment or some garbage but get this I saw the new mall barbie. You know the one where she is shopping for clothes and the kid gets a little credit card to pay for the clothes. In the commercial...
    Karalas Karalas
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Jan 15, 2008

    Today's Amazon Ranking

    Today's #5 Amazon.com 's ranking of the results for a "Barbie" search is the "Barbie Loves T.M.X. Elmo Doll" by Mattel. It's not too expensive, but I just thought I'd share that with you all. I mean, she's got ponytails and a little Elmo shirt. Hey, she's even...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2007

    Barbie Never Treated Ken Very ...

    Barbie never treated Ken very nice and always made Skipper look inferior to her.  I think I always preferred my Cindy doll:)
    Ebbandflow Ebbandflow
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 15, 2008

    Proportions

    She's all wrong. When I was little I didn't understand why I couldn't have a Barbie. Now I know that if she was real she'd be a really tall top heavy toothpick in a corset so tight she couldn't breathe. I know now that she makes a bad body image and gurrls grow up with image...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 28, 2011

    Barbies Suck

    I am a bratz doll lover. always was and always will be. i hate barbie. i used kinda like it (wut the heck is wrong with me), but now, I HARSHLY DESPISE IT!. i think that mattel is being completley unfair.  and it's being a big baby . what's so wrong about mga making dolls to...
    OfficialBarbieHater OfficialBarbieHater
    13-15
    May 14, 2011

    Shhe Should Be Beheaded and She Was!!

    OMG i do and did ALWAYS hate Barbie!! i wasn't a girlie girl, screw Barbie and let me play doctor with my friends!! As a kid and well of course still now, i have two sisters. Lord did they LOVE their Barbie tea parties, uggggg. Well being the brat that i was and is, when they...
    AlwaysRemembers AlwaysRemembers
    41-45, F
    Sep 30, 2007

    No Wonder They Say Barbie Is a B!tch....

    Yeah, I always liked her choice of fashion, but why'd she get all the cute guys? Plus I let her and Ken have a hott makeout session and Ken's head popped off. I was so mad. I tried to put it back together with a glue stick and that didn't work so my mom used the hot glue gun and...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Sep 29, 2007

    Lost Friendship

    I grew up with Barbie... had it all, the cars, houses, pools and more. My daughter had it all too, I bought everything, spent so much on the freakin' thing that I could probably have just paid her college tuition instead. I won't buy them for the baby though. I don't think she...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 25, 2007

    Death Of Barbie

    If Barbie was a real person, she'd be a snob arrogant diva, a *****...And i hate them, so i hate Barbie...0:-)
    VayaKilljoy VayaKilljoy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2012

    Nightmares

    I used to align all my barbies up and make them do.. things a six year old shouldn't know. I also cut all of their hair off, making them bald. Then, I'd feel a pang of regret because I liked them better with their hair on. I also had this ice cream stand and an actual ice cream...
    Krayons Krayons
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 3, 2008

    Hate Is Wayyyy

    too strong of a word but i do dislike it because i mean...what's the point? A plastic skinny  "perfect" woman who's giving children the wrong idea of how/what a real woman will look like. It's not a typical chick that'll look like that once she grows up!.
    lostprophet lostprophet
    22-25, F
    Jan 22, 2010

    Barbie dolls are the worst type of dolls

    that I used to play with. Throughout the years, the dolls always portrayed to younger girls, "oh you have to be slim but curvy and have a flawless face to be beautiful". And to make it even worse, there are models who are trying out that trend where they pay thousand of dollars...
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3
    16-17
    1 Response Dec 21, 2014

    I Hate Everything About Barbies

    Barbies don't stand up at all.Barbies are hard all over, and their hair feels like spegetti noodles.Barbies are difficult to use, store and play with.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I hate the song 'Barbie Girl' (yes, even in...
    Anonymous6182 Anonymous6182
    13-15
    Jul 22, 2012

    Paris Hilton Vacuum

    i prefered sindy as a kid, she was a bit more demure. they were all awful though. ***** them naked, cut and dye their hair. and give them theme tunes. one of them i turned ginger and called her sonia (remember her? liverpudlian singer, term used lightly). every day i would sing...
    piggygoff piggygoff
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 7, 2007

    Her Head Fell Off

    Her head fell off. You've know idea how tramatised I was for the next year or so of my life. I had to weep myself to sleep that when you die, your heads fall off. The nightmares were horrible!!
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Barbie Sucks!

    I hate barbie so much. When I was younger my mom kept buying me girly dresses and barbie dolls. Every time I got a barbie I ripped the head off and threw it down the toilet. I think she thought I went crazy but I was just being me. Barbie will die! Die barbie die! :D
    mysteryteen mysteryteen
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2011

    Didn't Realize Something Was Wrong With Me As

    A Child All I ever wanted, more than anything on the planet, was Barbie. Forget a bike, forget jewlery, or clothes--give me Barbie. Little did I know this...woman...this fake plastic woman was hurting how I viewed myself and falsely define how a girl should look. Now, please be...
    FashionQueen86 FashionQueen86
    26-30, F
    Dec 25, 2013

    Headless...

    Or... Not. I used to beg for new Barbies, just so I'd have more heads to 'exchange'. Seriously. I'd remove ALL their heads, and then switch them onto different bodies. I have no idea why. I just... Did.
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    31-35
    5 Responses Jul 15, 2008

    Geez I Hate Barbie

    A school friend gave me a Barbie doll with a little animated dolphin at my one and only birthday party YEARS ago.  I tore that ***** to pieces.  I cut her hair and ripped it out, put her in some suggestive positions before I finally just ripped limbs off her.  She...
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 6, 2009

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