I Hate Barney

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    My Songs About Barney

    i hate you, you hate me, lets be friends and kill barney. with a 12 gauge shotgun shot em in the head, now that purple bastards dead i hate you, you hate me, lets be friends and kill barney. with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4, no more purple dinosaur I hate you, you hate me...
    Diaperluver1992 Diaperluver1992
    22-25, M
    Aug 19, 2013

    For One Reason

    I don't like his voice But mainly, as when I look after my mate's little girl, the only way she will go to sleep is if I stand and sing the Barney theme tune to her before she falls asleep. Much as I love her, I hate singing that song.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Apr 21, 2009

    My Own Little Barney Song.......

    Momma & I use to sing this ALL THE TIME! HATE BARNEY with a passion. That dinosaur drives me batty!!!! "I love you, You love me" "Let's go kill Barney" "With a great big stick" "We'll hit him in the head"...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 21, 2009

    Barney is a Dinosaur of our great Agitation And

    when he's tall He's what we call A demonic Manifestation!
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf
    22-25, M
    Mar 18

    I Hate You, You Hate Me

    He served his purpose when I was a child. I used to loved the big big purple reptile. Now whenever I see him I feel disgust and annoyance. I cannot believe I used to watch Barney and Friends as a child now that I think of it. I wish he would become extinct.
    AwesomeAngel AwesomeAngel
    22-25, F
    Apr 17, 2012

    Barney Needs to Die!

    I was asleep when my son entered the room and turned on the Tv. I was in a peaceful slumber when I heard it! A horrible intrusion filling my ears. "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!" AHHH turn it off!!!!!!!!
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 27, 2009
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