I Hate Billy Mays

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    Magical Mute Button

    With this horribe bastard on every channel, at least once every half hour, I am so glad that there exists in this world the Magical Mute Button. I use it a lot, actually as we have some of the most unbelievable bad local commercials on Earth. However, I take exceptional joy in...
    Verence Verence
    Mar 13, 2009

    Remove Billy Mays

    vote him out. go to www.removebillymays.com
    billygoatmays billygoatmays
    Jun 11, 2009

    Stop Yelling At Me!

     Ok, this is the guy who does commercials for things like OxyClean. I just saw him do one for the "Big Slider" Burger Press. He YELLS at you the whole time. You know the guy, he's got this trimmed, very black beard, and oh, did I mention that he YELLS at you for...
    paulinlv paulinlv
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Dec 15, 2008

    So Damn Loud

    I was just tortured by his new "commercial" for this slider hamburger press.  I swear, he was yelling through the whole damn thing.  And he just kept getting louder.  That is not the way to go about getting someone to buy your damn product. 
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Mar 1, 2009
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