I Hate Birds

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    This red cardinal keeps pecking at my windows.

    So I though is mess with him.. Peck back at the window. He then landed on the window sill and fell backwards after I tapped the window. I peered over to see if it was okay. And then he flew upwards and scared the heck outta me ;A; my heart is beating so fast....
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    Feb 22, 2015

    I F*********** HATE BIRDS YO.

    LIKE I HATE BIRDS SO MUCH LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS JUST LIKE I HATE HOW THEY LOOK AND THEYRE STUPID AND FEATHERY AND THEY HAVE BEAKS AND I HATE IT AND THEY MAKE STUPID NOISES AND THEY TASTE GOOD THO I HATE BIRDS SO MUCH THEY LOOK SO FRAGILE LIKE THEYRE SO TINY AND I HATE...
    newjerseycarpenter77 newjerseycarpenter77
    56-60, M
    Jan 8

    Bird Is Not The Word!

    Okay so I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of incessant chirping outside of my window, (the birds won't shut up!) they go on for hours tweeting and chirping. I think I understand now why the made a horror movie about these annoying little creatures...
    Kryptonite3 Kryptonite3
    18-21, F
    Apr 5, 2012

    Lol, Hate Is An Understatement Here...

    Yes, I flippin' hate birds. Why? Well, why don't you go ask the two little frisky ******* who were getting it on, on the telephone wire which HAPPEND to be in front of the pretty tree I was watching blow in the wind. Stupid birds, ruined my day with their horniness. Why couldn't...
    ChildOfTheNight ChildOfTheNight
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 9, 2012

    Birds Hate Me

    Everywhere i go since i was about 11 birds of all kinds attack me, no one knows why, am wondering if theres anyone else out there in my situation. I've been attacked by seagulls, crows, canadian geese, black birds, humming birds, peacocks, rooster, chickens, eagles, doves and a...
    mirandadoe mirandadoe
    22-25
    2 Responses Aug 19, 2010

    I ******* hate birds.

    How would you like if you were a tree and a damn bird came up to you and started pecking a hole in your chest and made a home. Or a bird used your arms for homes..... I really want to stab a bird.....
    CatWithScars CatWithScars
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 1, 2014

    Birds

    Okay so my mom's favorite movie has alway been The Birds by Hitchcock. So even when I was like two or three she would play it and we would watch it and get creeped out together. Now, I'm not necessarily afraid of birds, but I hate touching them. For some reason I just find them...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2008

    Damn Bird Phobia!

    I have been afraid of birds all my adult life. I say my adult life as I don't remember it being a problem when I was a child. Late teens and early twenties I was really bad, would change my route if there were birds on the path ahead! Now it's avoidance - If i'm walking through...
    MissMoneypenny MissMoneypenny
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 14, 2007

    Bitten

    I was bitten by an evil macaw when I was 16 and since I have begun a passionate hatred of birds. I don't like anything about them, including their hollow skeletal system. I'm glad there are a few more haters
    Ccr222 Ccr222
    26-30, F
    Aug 19, 2012

    Went to the zoo yesterday was confronted by a

    free range rooster. also saw a dead penguin on the beach - terrible day
    MichaelNees MichaelNees
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 13, 2015

    I Ate Your Cousin!

    I've hated birds for a while now. I'd only just realised it a couple of years ago though. God they're so ******* noisy. Incredibly irritating. There was once I had to sleep over at a friend's house because we had a debate competition the next day and the whole team had decided...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 1, 2012

    Early Birds Sounds

    It's bad enough to wake up early very early but who the hell wants to hear birds chirping. The sounds drives me insane ..........
    SHREE1216 SHREE1216
    36-40
    Apr 29, 2013
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