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I Hate Chewing Noises

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    I think we can all agree

    that potato chips/crackers should be banned.
    sarflow sarflow 18-21, F 7 Responses Jun 18

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    I can't watch Simpsons,

    because of the gross noise Homer makes when he eats or drinks. My boyfriend has teased me about it a few times and turned up the volume when a scene like that comes on but after I once hit his head with a plate. He stopped lol
    KILLsonia KILLsonia 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    My cousin does not know how to eat!

    !! I was hoping he would choke on his food stopping him from chewing like a pig. His lips are always perked out when he chews.
    chickenlover999 chickenlover999 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 16

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    when my mom eats dinner with me,

    she always chews loudly. she also has a gum addiction so riding in the car is hell! I've tried ignore it but it only further agitates me. I lost headphone privileges in the car due to my lack of communication and now I cannot find a way to escape the saliva filled chorus of my...
    waters321 waters321 16-17, F 6 Responses May 25

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    Check it out- its a thing ;-) https://en.

    wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia
    nickels513 nickels513 26-30, F Aug 4

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    Literally this is one of my biggest pet peeves

    because like i don't want to hear people chewing their food. It's gross.
    CourtneyPaige17 CourtneyPaige17 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 9

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    ArtsyBitch ArtsyBitch 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    I hate them so much..

    . I try not to make chewingnoices by myself... Even my own noices are freaking me out. I even have some days I don't eat at all, just because of the noices. Besides that I hate heavy breathingnoices too. I am getting sooooooo freakijg Angry when I hear someone with the chewing...
    GirlyGirl1993 GirlyGirl1993 18-21, T 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I once threw my blackberry bold on a friend

    cause she didn't stop chewing with noises. I told her to stop cause it nerves me to a point makes me go insane! Luckily she didn't get hurt
    beentheredonethay beentheredonethay 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    it's not that I just hate the chewing noises.

    I hate the act of chewing in general. I know it's bad but chewing makes me lose interest in the food all of a sudden I find the food in eating disgusting as soon as I start to chew. it's not that it makes it taste nasty, the food still tastes good. but its boring and it just...
    aarinxg aarinxg 18-21, F Jul 7

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    i was at school and the kid behind me was

    chewing like a cow and i told him to ahut it and he said i was a girl so i couldnt do anything so i took of my slipper (i sprained my ankle) and said if he didnt stop id throw it at his face so he started doing it on perpose and spit food on me so i got pissed and threw it at...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 15

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    OMFG! I will ram a *****

    if I hear you chewing or crunching on chips. ***** eff'n annoying.
    jonezwritesinc jonezwritesinc 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    I loathe those that chomp

    and slurp at the table.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 15

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    Can't abide it - it's revolting!

    !ehy feel the need to share.
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M Jun 11

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    The worst is when people chew on soft bagels

    with cream cheese AND DONT CLOSE THERE MOUTH AND IT LOOKS AND SOUNDS AWFUL.
    emslife emslife 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I feel like I can physically hear every piece

    of the food that people chew and it's just nasty! I always wondered if people could hear themselves chewing and just ignored the sounds. Within the first couple of seconds hearing the chewing sounds, I start to lose my patience. Very hard to ignore.
    jprob jprob 41-45, M 1 Response May 26

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    Hearing someone chomp

    and smack on bubblegum is one of the most annoying things ever.
    imasweetheart imasweetheart 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I hate those characters in teen movies/ shows

    who are sterotyped as the "popular ones" where they have attitude and go around chewing gum all the time and they chew LOUD af Like totally.
    Violetlolla2 Violetlolla2 13-15, F Jul 15

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    When my grandpa eats a Popsicle he *******

    sucks really loud on it and then continues to make the sucking noise until that piece is gone , then my grandma when she drinks you can hear her swallow every ounce of water I swear 😑
    cashcount cashcount 18-21, F Jun 27

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    My parents chew in the most obnoxious ways,

    I can't even eat with them. I feel bad but it drives me insane!
    emmaem02 emmaem02 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 19

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    It's the most annoying thing in the world.

    Even my best friend does it -_-
    trismason trismason 13-15, F Mar 3

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    I was eating with my family

    and my sister...makes the loudest chewing sounds...I said "You make the loudest chewing sounds ever." Then she said, "I can make them louder you wanna hear?" I just stood up fast in my chair and went to my room. I couldn't take it.
    Silver2303 Silver2303 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 9

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    Misophonia...easy trigger!

    Don't like the sound of people chewing or slurping food!
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Apr 23

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    Went on a date with this guy,

    we went to watch antman and then went to eat pho. His chewing and bad grammar totally turned me off and let's say, that's the one and only date with him. lol
    TheeLinda TheeLinda 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 5

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    For past few months we have regular lunches

    twice a week with my boyfriends parents. The way his father eats makes me sick. He chews with his mouth opened, always stuffs himself, so that sometimes some food falls out of his mouth and I always pray that we will not be having soup - he slurps like a pig. Mind you - he is a...
    Ajerdna1 Ajerdna1 36-40, F 3 Responses May 25

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    kyanitestone186 kyanitestone186 18-21, F Jul 15

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    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Apr 17

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    I was in the airport

    and there was a lady eating potato chips and I can't tell u how annoying and disgusting she was !!! She's lucky I didn't kill her
    ABM77 ABM77 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    This started when I was about 12

    and I noticed my dad chewed so loudly and digustingly. I would feel enraged at him. This continued and got worse as I got older. It got so it was hard to eat in the same room as others if there was any cereal involved. I started turning the tv every time anyone was eating and...
    Camille7 Camille7 46-50, F 6 Responses Jan 7

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    It's so annoying it's

    even worse when people don't close their mouth while their eating.
    Darkstar101 Darkstar101 16-17, M 6 Responses Aug 4

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    I feel so sadd.... it hurts ow the pain.

    too much to explain, really. just, no omg help lol
    andream45 andream45 13-15, F Jul 6

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    I didn't eat 2 for 2 days right now.

    Just because I hate my own chewing noices to much... My dad is sitting next to me chewing out loud. He smacks when he takes another bite... It's so annoying, I am really frustrated about it... Urgh I am starving... I would love to eat, but yeh I can't hear any chewing noises...
    GirlyGirl1993 GirlyGirl1993 18-21, T Aug 4

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    Misophonia?

    "Misophonia, literally “hatred of sound”, is a form of decreased sound tolerance, also known as Selective Sound Sensitivity Syndrome or 4S.... misophonia is specific for certain sounds." Also, "People who have misophonia are most commonly annoyed, or even enraged, by the...
    mish36 mish36 18-21, F 87 Responses Aug 14, 2010

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    I can't stand people

    who smack while eating and/or eating with their mouth open. It irritates me very easily. I just want to shove all that food down your throat so you would stop making those disgusting noises.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 18

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    Not only is the sound of chewing awful,

    but how about when they are chewing loud and breathing heavy all at the same time?! It takes all of my self control to not throw their food across the room
    anotherxrose anotherxrose 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 25

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    Spent a three hour car ride with my stepmother.

    She was smacking gummies the whole ride 😶🔫
    annamaria83 annamaria83 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 7

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    It seems like people breathe harder

    when they chew which annoys me so much!
    sarflow sarflow 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    Lol!!! I love pic of this community!

    so cute. well,i don't like those noises. That makes me irritated.lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Mar 18

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    I hate chewing noises.

    My appetite can be suddenly turn off everytime i hear chewing noises
    Jejejessica Jejejessica 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 3

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    Hooooooooooow!!! Is it possible to eat a

    f@cking banana with so much noise?!?! It's seriously hurting me to my SOUL! Listening to this sh!t..... I would rather tongue a god damned knife than listen to anyone eat a banana again....
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Aug 15

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    I hate it can't stand it I normally end up

    having a go at the person and walking away lol
    Abi0123 Abi0123 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    Chew, chomp, slurp. Ahhh,

    I'm getting duct tape for your mouth so I don't have to hear those irritating noises!!
    LinawalkstheRedpath LinawalkstheRedpath 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    yuck. just the sound of it is

    so gross and annoying especially when you got those giant mouth smackers.
    oliviatt oliviatt 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    I hate them from other people,

    but I know I make them
    Zarifa Zarifa 18-21, F 1 Response May 3

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    I have a friend who chews ice.

    That's annoying enough, but when he sat next to me at the movies, he was chewing ice right in my ear.
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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