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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 761 People

    My so's seven year old contracted scabies

    and gave it to us. I don't ever see him because I have ocd and a fear of children so I stayed with a friend. When I got back, my so transferred them to me. I think im gong to have to admit myself to the hospital. I'm feeling so suicidal over this. I can't bear to wear this skin...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2014

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    As a kid back in early 2000 i disliked

    (young)adults To me they were over privelidged moronic dipshits. It's okay for them to disrespect or disregard your feelings,invade and violate your privacy but when its the other way around then hell breaks loose. But today kids are the over privelidged dipshits now that we are...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Well, She's Glad I Don't Have Children?

     Where do I begin? After yet another condescending comment "well, I'm glad you don't have children for their sake" (a totally nonsensical comment if there ever was one, since if they don't exist they don't have a "sake", but I already digress), I find...
    fabulaur fabulaur 46-50, F 14 Responses Nov 21, 2009

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 8 Responses May 15, 2010

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    I don't mind them when they can't talk

    and they just coo but the second they learn words and make friends and run around they become so ******* annoying. I hate them so much.
    Insanity404 Insanity404 18-21, F Mar 9

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    Pregnancy And Giving Birth Is Humiliating

    Oh I can imagine how many angry comments I'll get now! "Pregnancy is beautiful", "Giving birth is what women come into life for". Yeah... I was looking at pictures of pregnant women online the other day. Nothing is more disgusting than a pregnant woman. A pregnant cat is cute but...
    annutagirl annutagirl 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    I personal, do not like children at all.

    If you do have a child they should be seen, but not heard, obedient, and well mannered. You never see that.
    angie989 angie989 26-30, F 3 Responses May 2

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 14 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 30, 2014

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    Daughter used her finger nails to scratch my

    new car because I had her take a bath. What do you do to a step daughter. Mother won't do anything.
    Youngfriend Youngfriend 46-50, M 3 Responses May 18

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    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic 22-25 7 Responses May 26, 2009

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    So glad I don't have any!

    They're wild and I do not have the patience for them.
    MadisonBriella MadisonBriella 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 10

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    i hate children so much

    that when a baby crys ? i feel satisfied..........
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F 3 Responses May 24

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    This is the best title they had.

    I don't hate children, I just don't like bad kids. I have a child who has a defiance disorder. It has been so hard. Last night I saw another side of him I never thought I would see. It was like watching a demon come out of him. He told me he hated me. I have taken him to doctors...
    ptsdlady ptsdlady 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    Yes, i said it. I own a uterus

    and i don't plan on using it. Tell me i'm selfish. Tell me i'm weird. In a society where you don't need a reason to have them, but you need a reason why not too. You know what? I'm a woman and it's my body, it's MY choice.
    Adaptationn Adaptationn 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 21, 2014

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    My reason why I hate them.

    My father is the cause. He is an ACoA, an adult child of an alcoholic. And even he did his best financially, he was, and still is, an emotional black hole that sucks everything into it, a self-centered narcissist who thinks that has no problem. No matter how much he take, he'll...
    cureav cureav 31-35, M Jun 4

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    Reccomended read: *I Hate Other People's Kids*

    by Adrianne Frost. HILARIOUS! Her observations are dead on! I recommend it to all the happy childfree folks out there! :-)
    missbellelettres missbellelettres 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 14, 2014

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    lmao the whole "you were

    once a kid" bullshit needs to stop. i dont care, i didnt like myself as a child and im sure others didnt either. i literally hate being born female because apparently im SUPPOSED to push one of these hussies through my vagina and i aint having it. they are annoying and the...
    sutsuki sutsuki 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 16, 2014

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    I will admit, I really do.

    I know I used to be one, but that doesn't mean I have to like them. They are messy, annoying, dirty, selfish, ignorant, rude, sleep depriving balls of so called 'joy' in my opinion. Joy my ***, more like plotting to destroy the world.
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I'm about to blow up.

    These noisy little ******* are driving me insane .
    SunshineH13 SunshineH13 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    I have literally never met a child I liked.

    Not even in my family... I don't beat myself up about it, though. It's just who I am. People tell me that will change when I have my own kids. What I don't say is that I picture a life where I can ******* skydive everyday if I want to. I don't want to be locked down by a little...
    justarandom justarandom 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Children? Absolutely Not.

    I hate children with a passion. They are loud, annoying, mean spirited, and selfish. Children are loud. No matter where they are, they can't seem to shut up, or even keep their voice down. I can't tell you how many times I've been walking through a store, and heard nothing but...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    Babies are perfectly fine.

    ...but children are very annoying.
    HidingBehindTheShadows HidingBehindTheShadows 18-21, M Feb 22

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 18 Responses May 28, 2009

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    i can't stand kids! i never wanted kids!

    i mean some are cute to look at for like five seconds but then i'm over it and i want them to get away! i hate holding them, playing with them dealing with them! everyone knows i hate kids. but i don't think they know how much. I think they think i'm kidding because my...
    srose08 srose08 22-25, F 2 Responses May 27

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 28 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    i hate parents who dont teach their kids to

    stfu in public !!! like that. is. just. EW !! UUUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F 2 Responses May 24

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    meltyfawn meltyfawn 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    I just... do. I mean,

    I like them. I just couldn't stand to have any of my own. I do, however, have a wicked childish spirit and every other day I'm playing Minecraft or being chased around a playground with and by a 10 year old xD
    Felix112 Felix112 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 9 Responses May 6, 2010

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    Who the **** uses 4 knives

    and three spoons for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!!!????? Godfuckindammit. I can't stand them!
    srose08 srose08 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    omg I agree at least teach them to respect

    others instead they run their ******* mouths all the time yelling screaming etc.
    cuebert1981 cuebert1981 31-35, M Apr 26

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    This site is for people

    who hate children. As it states at the top 'If you love children this is not the site for you'. Please take your pro-child opinions elsewhere. You've got the whole flipping mass media to do it on/in. Give us child-haters our own space, you selfish people (typical of breeders)
    jet1948 jet1948 66-70, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    Okay, will someone please tell my

    why all the child-loving people are here? When this is clearly not their forum? Are they Babyist fanatics looking for converts or are they just trolls trying to stir up drama? There's another childfree thread on EP that is essetially one long flame war between a representative...
    missbellelettres missbellelettres 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    Never fall for a girl with a kid.

    .. No matter how much I hate the brat... I don't want to leave her, and it sucks.
    hooah13 hooah13 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 5

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 20 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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