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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 841 People

    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 9 Responses May 6, 2010

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    I don't hate them, they just annoy me a lot.

    Especially when I have to babysit 7! We have a huge family, 8 aunts and 4 uncles that gave us 20 cousins! 5 young adults, 5 teens that were born in the same year, it's cool that I'm part of it. 5 toddlers and two babies. Trust me it's impossible for them to stay still for 1...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 22, 2015

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    I hated kids when I was a kid,

    teen and adult. Why would I change my mind now? "Oh, you will feel different about your own" No, every time I hear a baby or kid crying, screaming I just want to get away from that noise or punch them. I will not change my mind...
    AwakenAndLost AwakenAndLost 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 4, 2015

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    I hate when people say "oh

    if you don't want kids, don't have sex" Well, If you don't want to get into an accident, don't get in a vehicle =:3 Or don't live if you don't want to die. :3
    snugglybunny snugglybunny 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 26, 2015

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    Seriously... this page is called I HATE CHILDREN

    for a reason... because we don't like kids. Enough with all the kid-lovers here stop telling us how we are supposed to feel and let us vent here!
    AwakenAndLost AwakenAndLost 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 30, 2015

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    Reason #258 why I hate children: A kid just

    jumped into my balcony and stole squirrel peanuts...
    PrairieRose338 PrairieRose338 22-25, F Oct 18, 2015

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    I am a mom.....I know I know.

    ....but I despise kids. I have 3 myself. First off anperson like me shud of never had kids. But I do so I deal. But my oldest kids cried nonstop for 6 years. All day all night. I had 2 other kids during this time and they cried to but it was normal stuff. So in essence all 3/kids...
    Kristiem23 Kristiem23 31-35 3 Responses Aug 21, 2015

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Children? Absolutely Not.

    I hate children with a passion. They are loud, annoying, mean spirited, and selfish. Children are loud. No matter where they are, they can't seem to shut up, or even keep their voice down. I can't tell you how many times I've been walking through a store, and heard nothing but...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    One soon to be breeder said

    that I should babysit for her in the Future since I have nothing else to do with my time. Yep that's the breeder logic for ya If you have plenty time for yourself and everything else then you should use the time to help them out. What makes them think I want to take care of...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 3

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat 26-30, M 87 Responses Jun 10, 2007

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    I'm 55 and I Still Hate 'em. . .

    . . .So take that, all you ignorant meddlers who told me when I was 15 and hated 'em, "You say that now, but. . ."   Forty years and I hate 'em more every year.   We don't change.  We just become more like ourselves with the passing years.  ...
    Briar Briar 51-55, F 13 Responses Aug 8, 2008

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    Few weeks ago one breeder said: "What If you

    get pregnant even If you did it safe and can't get an abortion? I'm going to feel sorry for that poor child with someone like you. Those idiots think just because you don't like kids then you are a sociopath without morals. I won't mistreat to another human being because I don't...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 22, 2015

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    I have violent thoughts about little kids.

    I've had vivid dreams that I've killed them. I hate them so much. When I see them on tv or in public, I think about killing them. Other people are all too comfortable with killing bugs, but the minute I enjoy the idea of killing babies, I'm the one who needs help.
    Pissykrissy3 Pissykrissy3 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 11, 2015

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    First and foremost, I want to express my joy in

    finding an online community who shares the same mindset. For a long time, I felt that I was the only person out there that hates children.I am in my mid-20s and as I am slow, but surely ageing, the imminent questions of "Are you going to have kids?" are starting to pop up during...
    ChihiroSen ChihiroSen 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 11, 2015

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    I am so delighted to have discovered this page

    this morning. So much so that I have sat down with the biggest mug of tea so I can comfortably type away to people who share the same feelings as I do. A few facts about myself: - I am estranged from my family (largely due to my mother); - I worked in customer service/events...
    EEC1988 EEC1988 26-30, F 7 Responses Jul 30, 2015

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 30 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    Never cared for children.

    ..Obnoxious Scamps.
    YourSensei YourSensei 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20, 2015

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 11 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    It's funny, normally I really do hate children,

    especially the little ones. While I do still hate children, somehow I have started to grow to like and accept my boyfriends kids. Not all of them mind you, but most of them. At first I couldn't stand them and I was scared that they would be the end of us and that if I stayed I...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Sep 3, 2015

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    Don't you hate it when Breeders bring their

    infant along in the plane or to the movies. I wished I could kick the breeder and their crotch drops out.
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2015

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    Children annoy me so badly

    that my doctor has prescribed me KlonPin to take when I have to go in public places where annoying children may be. I am soley on that medication for that reason. I like good kids with manners who listen to their parents. Its the ones screaming their heads off or the spoiled...
    Itzindeyez Itzindeyez 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 24, 2015

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    Seriously I think a series of tests should be

    done on a person to determine if he/she should reproduce. I don't think just anyone should reproduce. Something along the lines of complete heath exams, genetic background checks, IQ tests, financial background tests, personality test, compatibility test, etc... Am I asking for...
    Sable25 Sable25 22-25 2 Responses Oct 6, 2015

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    Standing in line for a buffet restaurant.

    The woman behind me had several kids, and one of them stood behind me and repeatedly rammed his finger into the crack of my *** through my clothes. She did nothing.
    tgaydos tgaydos 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    I just told a 5 year old girl

    that spiders crawl I to her mouth at night.
    ConnerC123 ConnerC123 18-21, M 8 Responses Aug 29, 2015

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    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 15 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    So feeble-minded, needy,

    immature, and ignorant. If everyone could just stop popping out children left and right for a while, that would be absolutely perfect.
    EatMyWaffleTaco EatMyWaffleTaco 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 23, 2015

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    What do these loudmouth breeders say

    when you put their stupid bag of germs in place? "It my kid!! Not yours!!. Well If that's true teach them how to behave before someone else does It. Problem solved.
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    I hate when I tell my family I'm not having kids

    and they say "we'll see about that" Or "yeah right" I know some teenagers say that, and then a little while later they're popping kids out as soon as they hit 20. But no, I literally HATE children, from the bottom of my heart. I despise of them. They are disgusting. I...
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 4 Responses Jan 8

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    I hate all babies equally.

    They have the ability to ruin the most wonderful friends. One can no longer have a conversation with them without being stuck in a 3 hour talkathon about non stop baby. Ask them how THEY are doing after you just asked about the baby 5 minutes earlier, you'll get 2 words...
    PlayinOutside PlayinOutside 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 29, 2015

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    Regretting not having kids is vastly better

    than regret having them. Atleast there is an Adopt option. Or women who donated their egg cells. When you have them and regret it well I don't want to be in your shoes when you resentfully have to deal with Baby blues and little career options. What If that bugger has a mental...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F Oct 18, 2015

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    OMG. It's so wonderful to finally be able to

    get this out of my system. I know that what I am about to say sounds mean , but it's got to get out. This will likely be a long post. I knew at a very young age that I did not want children. When I played with dolls, my dolls did not have families. My Barbie doll had a mansion...
    klrickard klrickard 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 28, 2015

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    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic 22-25 7 Responses May 26, 2009

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 19 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 18 Responses May 28, 2009

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    They just drive me up the wall.

    If I get dementia, it's going to be because of kids that I encounter.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 12, 2015

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