I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 825 People

    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids
    31-35, M
    29 Responses Sep 13, 2011

    It's funny, normally I really do hate children,

    especially the little ones. While I do still hate children, somehow I have started to grow to like and accept my boyfriends kids. Not all of them mind you, but most of them. At first I couldn't stand them and I was scared that they would be the end of us and that if I stayed I...
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    Sep 3, 2015

    Kids these days are like Gremlins you think

    they might be well behaved but they never fail to prove you wrong. I hate it when I bump into someone and their kid wants me to play with them and mommy does nothing to make the kid **** off. Seriously do I look like I'm interested? I'm not your kids play mate. And you might be...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    Mar 5, 2016

    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad
    22-25, M
    17 Responses Jan 5, 2009

    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 10, 2014

    One kid my mother babysat called me names

    for fun while I was just minding my own beeswax with a nasty smirk on her face. A smirk I'd gladly ***** slap off her face If that brat was mine But I responded with " yeah well back at you fucktard no wonder your mommy dumps you everywhere to get away from you. My Mother went...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2015

    I am so delighted to have discovered this page

    this morning. So much so that I have sat down with the biggest mug of tea so I can comfortably type away to people who share the same feelings as I do. A few facts about myself: - I am estranged from my family (largely due to my mother); - I worked in customer service/events...
    EEC1988 EEC1988
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Jul 30, 2015

    One soon to be breeder said

    that I should babysit for her in the Future since I have nothing else to do with my time. Yep that's the breeder logic for ya If you have plenty time for yourself and everything else then you should use the time to help them out. What makes them think I want to take care of...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2016

    Lol, I don't understand

    why people (especially women) feel so threaten when other females have no desire to spit out a hell spawn potato. That's what I don't like about women they have it ingrained in their minds that all women are walking birth machine sex holes. It gets on my nerves they don't see me...
    PetiteChica PetiteChica
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Feb 15, 2016

    I have violent thoughts about little kids.

    I've had vivid dreams that I've killed them. I hate them so much. When I see them on tv or in public, I think about killing them. Other people are all too comfortable with killing bugs, but the minute I enjoy the idea of killing babies, I'm the one who needs help.
    Pissykrissy3 Pissykrissy3
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Oct 11, 2015

    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat
    26-30, M
    84 Responses Jun 10, 2007

    What do these loudmouth breeders say

    when you put their stupid bag of germs in place? "It my kid!! Not yours!!. Well If that's true teach them how to behave before someone else does It. Problem solved.
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 22, 2016

    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan
    10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny
    22-25, F
    15 Responses Nov 16, 2013

    Pregnancy And Giving Birth Is Humiliating

    Oh I can imagine how many angry comments I'll get now! "Pregnancy is beautiful", "Giving birth is what women come into life for". Yeah... I was looking at pictures of pregnant women online the other day. Nothing is more disgusting than a pregnant woman. A pregnant cat is cute but...
    annutagirl annutagirl
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Aug 31, 2012

    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan
    18-21, F
    23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

    I don't hate them, they just annoy me a lot.

    Especially when I have to babysit 7! We have a huge family, 8 aunts and 4 uncles that gave us 20 cousins! 5 young adults, 5 teens that were born in the same year, it's cool that I'm part of it. 5 toddlers and two babies. Trust me it's impossible for them to stay still for 1...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 22, 2015

    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses May 15, 2010

    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Jan 5, 2012

    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses May 6, 2010

    When I hear a baby screaming its head off,

    I want its throat sliced.
    snugglybunny snugglybunny
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 25, 2015

    I just told a 5 year old girl

    that spiders crawl I to her mouth at night.
    ConnerC123 ConnerC123
    18-21, M
    8 Responses Aug 29, 2015

    First of all, please dont judge me

    since this story is from the point of view of an only child, so that I cannot handle children as well as people who have siblings, but here it is: I hate younger children and toddlers in all my heart, because to my experience, they are always so annoying and brutally honest...
    azurevanilla azurevanilla
    Oct 10, 2015

    Children annoy me so badly

    that my doctor has prescribed me KlonPin to take when I have to go in public places where annoying children may be. I am soley on that medication for that reason. I like good kids with manners who listen to their parents. Its the ones screaming their heads off or the spoiled...
    Itzindeyez Itzindeyez
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Aug 24, 2015

    Few weeks ago one breeder said: "What If you

    get pregnant even If you did it safe and can't get an abortion? I'm going to feel sorry for that poor child with someone like you. Those idiots think just because you don't like kids then you are a sociopath without morals. I won't mistreat to another human being because I don't...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Aug 22, 2015

    Don't you hate it when Breeders bring their

    infant along in the plane or to the movies. I wished I could kick the breeder and their crotch drops out.
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    I dont like children very much.

    I can't even begin to understand how people can consider babys cute. They look like wrinkly little baby monkeys without fur. Baby monkeys are cute but not babys. Kids are worse! They whine so f****ng much when they don't get what they want. "I want my rainbow!" aka skittles...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 17, 2016

    Okay so I know I am in the minority here,

    I actually don't hate children. I want children someday, but my house is not where there will be play dates. I wanted to vent about the annoyances that kids bring up. I want to thank my brother for bringing this to my attention. Recently, my brother has moved back in with his...
    bnrous6949 bnrous6949
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2015

    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Mar 30, 2013


    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk
    26-30, F
    18 Responses May 28, 2009

    So feeble-minded, needy,

    immature, and ignorant. If everyone could just stop popping out children left and right for a while, that would be absolutely perfect.
    FabledTacoOfDoom FabledTacoOfDoom
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2015

    I hate all babies equally.

    They have the ability to ruin the most wonderful friends. One can no longer have a conversation with them without being stuck in a 3 hour talkathon about non stop baby. Ask them how THEY are doing after you just asked about the baby 5 minutes earlier, you'll get 2 words...
    PlayinOutside PlayinOutside
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2015

    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1
    15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

    I can handle the older kids

    but the little ones are so ******* annoying! I can't tell you how many yours I've told my boyfriend's kids to KNOCK before entering our room or the bathroom but they just don't listen. They always just come in without a word. Luckily we have a lock on our door now but still...
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2015

    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss
    16 Responses Jul 30, 2009

    They just drive me up the wall.

    If I get dementia, it's going to be because of kids that I encounter.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2015

    I hate when people think giving birth to a kid

    is beautiful. Like whaaaatt??? It's freakin disgusting. What is so beautiful about pushing a watermelon out a pinhole??? Yucky.
    blackheartlover blackheartlover
    18-21, F
    15 Responses Aug 30, 2015

    Children? Absolutely Not.

    I hate children with a passion. They are loud, annoying, mean spirited, and selfish. Children are loud. No matter where they are, they can't seem to shut up, or even keep their voice down. I can't tell you how many times I've been walking through a store, and heard nothing but...
    deleted deleted
    10 Responses Oct 16, 2011

    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 30, 2014

    Mom: "So are you going to have kids?

    " Me: Is there ever going to be world peace? Mom: No Me: There's your answer.
    Kugelblitz Kugelblitz
    16-17, F
    1 Response Feb 15, 2016

    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

    I've mentioned on here

    before that while I dislike most kids I don't know, I'm starting to like my boyfriend kids... That is all but the 2 youngest. When we are forced to have the baby sleep in our room it really ****** me off because I almost never get any sleep and I already have a sleeping disorder...
    CannibalisticUnicorn CannibalisticUnicorn
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Sep 13, 2015

    OMG. It's so wonderful to finally be able to

    get this out of my system. I know that what I am about to say sounds mean , but it's got to get out. This will likely be a long post. I knew at a very young age that I did not want children. When I played with dolls, my dolls did not have families. My Barbie doll had a mansion...
    klrickard klrickard
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Oct 28, 2015

    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic
    7 Responses May 26, 2009

    Regretting not having kids is vastly better

    than regret having them. Atleast there is an Adopt option. Or women who donated their egg cells. When you have them and regret it well I don't want to be in your shoes when you resentfully have to deal with Baby blues and little career options. What If that bugger has a mental...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie
    22-25, F
    Oct 18, 2015

    First and foremost, I want to express my joy in

    finding an online community who shares the same mindset. For a long time, I felt that I was the only person out there that hates children.I am in my mid-20s and as I am slow, but surely ageing, the imminent questions of "Are you going to have kids?" are starting to pop up during...
    ChihiroSen ChihiroSen
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Sep 11, 2015

    I hate when people say "oh

    if you don't want kids, don't have sex" Well, If you don't want to get into an accident, don't get in a vehicle =:3 Or don't live if you don't want to die. :3
    snugglybunny snugglybunny
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 26, 2015

    Reason #258 why I hate children: A kid just

    jumped into my balcony and stole squirrel peanuts...
    PrairieRose338 PrairieRose338
    26-30, F
    Oct 18, 2015

    Standing in line for a buffet restaurant.

    The woman behind me had several kids, and one of them stood behind me and repeatedly rammed his finger into the crack of my *** through my clothes. She did nothing.
    tgaydos tgaydos
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2016

    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses May 15, 2010

    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8
    46-50, F
    12 Responses May 26, 2008

    I'm 55 and I Still Hate 'em. . .

    . . .So take that, all you ignorant meddlers who told me when I was 15 and hated 'em, "You say that now, but. . ."   Forty years and I hate 'em more every year.   We don't change.  We just become more like ourselves with the passing years.  ...
    Briar Briar
    51-55, F
    13 Responses Aug 8, 2008

    Seriously I think a series of tests should be

    done on a person to determine if he/she should reproduce. I don't think just anyone should reproduce. Something along the lines of complete heath exams, genetic background checks, IQ tests, financial background tests, personality test, compatibility test, etc... Am I asking for...
    Sable25 Sable25
    2 Responses Oct 6, 2015

    This site is for people

    who hate children. As it states at the top 'If you love children this is not the site for you'. Please take your pro-child opinions elsewhere. You've got the whole flipping mass media to do it on/in. Give us child-haters our own space, you selfish people (typical of breeders)
    jet1948 jet1948
    66-70, F
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2014

    Well I'll tell ya what

    and I'll tell ya twice. They need to blow up the chuck e cheese and bring back the rockafire explosion.
    snugglybunny snugglybunny
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 7, 2016
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