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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 696 People

    i am so, so, so sick of seeing all these

    insipid videos of literally every child in the world online. first of all, you don't deserve to be congratulated because you managed to reproduce. people have been doing that since there have been people. it doesn't take any talent or creativity to get knocked up. get over...
    disgustingbrat disgustingbrat 36-40, F 6 Responses Aug 1

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    I never expected to have a kid

    but am stuck with one
    shanima85 shanima85 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    I'm 55 and I Still Hate 'em. . .

    . . .So take that, all you ignorant meddlers who told me when I was 15 and hated 'em, "You say that now, but. . ."   Forty years and I hate 'em more every year.   We don't change.  We just become more like ourselves with the passing years.  ...
    Briar Briar 51-55, F 12 Responses Aug 8, 2008

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    I told the manager of a restaurant that

    if she did not remove a screaming child from the scene that I would suffer a psychotic breakdown that would result In a call to emergency services to stop the bleeding...and I would not be the victim and yes they told the parents to leave! A win for us all
    Shatterhex Shatterhex 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    Why is it that kids always have o get excited

    over everything??? Like they have to show you every gross thing they see and if you don't look at what they show you they throw a fit! God forbids you don't look at the dead bugs and dirt they bring into your home. Little home wreckers is what they are.
    Raven1313 Raven1313 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 16

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    Daveyly Daveyly 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 3

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    That fits me to a tee!

    !! I truly could careless about kids...
    John2526 John2526 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 26

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    I am living in a nightmare

    since 10 years. My befriend has 2 children, a boy and a girl, now 13 and 16. They made my life he'll in the past years and I learned to hate them. Those f****** are mean, spoilt, malicious, lazy and greedy. I wish I could get rid of them and their f****** mother.
    poisonyvi poisonyvi 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 6

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    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 8 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 10 Responses May 6, 2010

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    I'm not gonna have kids.

    They are expensive, loud, obnoxious, smelly and the require attention. Plus I can't take care of myself so how can I take care of a child?
    jm4life jm4life 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 14

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    Children? Absolutely Not.

    I hate children with a passion. They are loud, annoying, mean spirited, and selfish. Children are loud. No matter where they are, they can't seem to shut up, or even keep their voice down. I can't tell you how many times I've been walking through a store, and heard nothing but...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    I saw a cute pic of a guy

    and I'm like damn he's fine. Then my friends little brother comes up to me and tells me ur ugly and weird. He will never love u. Why are kids so harsh!?!? My friend didn't say **** to him.
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 16

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    Well, She's Glad I Don't Have Children?

     Where do I begin? After yet another condescending comment "well, I'm glad you don't have children for their sake" (a totally nonsensical comment if there ever was one, since if they don't exist they don't have a "sake", but I already digress), I find...
    fabulaur fabulaur 46-50, F 14 Responses Nov 21, 2009

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    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 16 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    I think small children are cute,

    in the way I think yappy dogs are cute. They're nice at a distance and in small doses. I like children when I don't have to hold them or deal with them for too long.
    tinywoman tinywoman 18-21, F May 26

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    Purity = freedom of contamination,

    pollution, evil and guilt; cleanliness. Children and youth are not pure and clean; just humans who can be very, very cruel. I donĀ“t hate children and youth, but I hated them as a teenager for their mental and physical violence. I ended in the mental hospital.
    RedRoseOfPurity RedRoseOfPurity 41-45, F May 23

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    I don't know why I don't like them

    until they are 5 years old then I don't mind but I hate there laugh and voice and when they cry I have to leave the room or someone is getting stabbed.... O.o
    smilelover smilelover 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 10

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    I Hate Them, So Stop Trying To Change Me.

    Children, babies, toddlers..they all make me recoil in horror. I'm a firm believer in children should be seen and not heard. I don't even like well behaved children in my vicinity. Worse still are the parents who think that their crotch droppings are the most interesting thing on...
    Mimimanxcat Mimimanxcat 31-35, F 15 Responses Apr 5, 2011

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    My boyfriend's son is here

    for the weekend and Jesus Christ he is squealing like a siren. Grow the **** up before i punt you out the window. I have pedophobia so I literally can't go upstairs while he's here. I'm stuck in the basement until he leaves. But I can hear him down here in the basement...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 27 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1

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    personofmanymoods personofmanymoods 18-21, F 6 Responses May 3

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    panthrax00 panthrax00 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 4

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    Having Kids Is The Downfall Of Society & Drain To Our Financial System

    Having too many kids is a serious drain to our financial system. There are too many irresponsible parents that cannot financially support their off spring, they end up living on welfare, the more kids they have the more welfare $ they get. I live in a state that rewards...
    gofigchic gofigchic 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 23, 2011

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    Until about two years old I don't mind them than

    after that I can't stand to be around them.
    uhhke uhhke 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 1

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    I just recently moved with my 77 yr old elderly

    mom to a duplex that is a nightmare due to thin walls. At first mom & I had a vacant apartment next to us that we thought our former childless neighbor was going to rent. It turned out that this blonde girl I call "Princess" because she is so effing arrogant moved in. I now find...
    AllThePrettyHorses AllThePrettyHorses 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 30

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    When I was 14 and still at school,

    my best friend's older sister who was only 15 got pregnant. My friend was so excited but I was shocked - how can you have a baby at 15??? Even now I think its bizarre to see a 20 year old with child. Even 25, but you get the point. I have never wanted children or even felt...
    white1puss white1puss 26-30 4 Responses Jun 22

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    It's strange. There are few children I can

    stand. The few that I can stand, are for no more than a few hours. If I have to put up with kids for more than a few hours, it ****** me off. There are some kids that if I had to babysit, I would certainly demand a huge payment. That's the only way I would voluntarily spend time...
    tinywoman tinywoman 18-21, F May 4

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    I Knew Kids Were Mean, But . . .

    The other day I was walking around the local park, waiting on one of my friends to show up, and I saw four little boys who looked to be around seven or eight years old chasing after another little kid, screaming and throwing rocks at him. They chased him across the street and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 20 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F Mar 10

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    If I'm INSIDE my house

    and I can hear my neighbor's kid screaming from their yard across the street, I should be able to file a noise complaint. But idk if I can actually do that since it's daytime? Is there a tactful way I can convince these adults to kindly put a sock in this kids mouth? I don't...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Children Are Not Innocent Angels!

    Children are.... Cruel. Selfish. Rude. Sadistic. Attention-seeking. Inconsiderate. Thoughtless. Dishonest. Filthy. Loud. Messy. Stupid. And no child, with the exception of Baby Jesus, is an exception. I know, I know, yours is. YOUR child is the epitome of grace, intelligence...
    TheSageNabooru TheSageNabooru 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 9, 2013

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    Well... First, I'm a trans woman,

    I'll never be able to have kids according to my gender, but to my biological sex at this moment. My parents do not know about my plans to transition, but they'd like me to be father of their grandchildren. Which I'll never be. Never mind, I told that for purpose of explaining...
    NatashaTG NatashaTG 18-21 1 Response Apr 19

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    I don't hate them, I'm just not good with them.

    The other day a kid was throwing sand everywhere and another kid was like stop, I refused to interfere. I cannot work with children.
    Dreamscape98x Dreamscape98x 16-17, F 1 Response May 9

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    I hate them. I am 16 years old,

    in grade nine, my classmates and I had to take home a computerised baby, which woke me up at 3am for whatever reason. It screamed and cried, and I screamed and cussed. I have a cat who wakes me up at 3am, I don't need a kid waking me up at that time! I do not plan on having...
    minecraftmaniac1998 minecraftmaniac1998 16-17, M 3 Responses Oct 8

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    Yes, i said it. I own a uterus

    and i don't plan on using it. Tell me i'm selfish. Tell me i'm weird. In a society where you don't need a reason to have them, but you need a reason why not too. You know what? I'm a woman and it's my body, it's MY choice.
    Adaptationn Adaptationn 16-17, F 6 Responses Feb 21

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    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat 26-30, M 88 Responses Jun 10, 2007

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    Kids Give Me Hives

    I hate children. One of my friends has a 2 year old that is a soiled little brat. The problem is her parents think that everything she does is cute. I hate talking to her on the phone because the brat is either crying or screaming. The father thinks his kid is worth gold...
    fulcrcle fulcrcle 41-45 1 Response May 9, 2009

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 17 Responses May 28, 2009

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    Anybody else kinda freaked out by the way they

    look? Like their gross tiny little fingers ahhhh they creep me out. Grow up already! They scare me tbh. I have quite a phobia.
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29

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    This past 3 months, I have been living in an

    basement apartment. I was in a rough patch, money wise, so I chose to live in a basement with a Jewish landlord walking above me. A month of living here my landlord, Mary, notifies me two weeks in advance that she's going to have company over for two weeks straight because she...
    iwannarant iwannarant 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    lmao the whole "you were

    once a kid" bullshit needs to stop. i dont care, i didnt like myself as a child and im sure others didnt either. i literally hate being born female because apparently im SUPPOSED to push one of these hussies through my vagina and i aint having it. they are annoying and the...
    sutsuki sutsuki 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 16

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    Pregnancy And Giving Birth Is Humiliating

    Oh I can imagine how many angry comments I'll get now! "Pregnancy is beautiful", "Giving birth is what women come into life for". Yeah... I was looking at pictures of pregnant women online the other day. Nothing is more disgusting than a pregnant woman. A pregnant cat is cute but...
    annutagirl annutagirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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    Miserable Little Twerps!

    I hate children.  They are stupid, loud, cruel and will grow up to become nasty adults, like most do.  Even more than children though I hate the society's attitude towards children.  Everyone is supposed adore the little ***** and smile and laugh when they...
    chephy chephy 26-30 1 Response Sep 27, 2009

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