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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 779 People

    For the love of the Gods,

    someone for the sake of it's (the ugly little b@stard that I'm stuck in the room next to ><) safety and my sanity, how do you shut the fcking things up short of gagging them?? I'm about ready to pick it up and swing it against the nearest fcking wall -.- Gods, I HATE CHILDREN...
    LunarFelis LunarFelis 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic 22-25 7 Responses May 26, 2009

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    As a kid back in early 2000 i disliked

    (young)adults To me they were over privelidged moronic dipshits. It's okay for them to disrespect or disregard your feelings,invade and violate your privacy but when its the other way around then hell breaks loose. But today kids are the over privelidged dipshits now that we are...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    This is the best title they had.

    I don't hate children, I just don't like bad kids. I have a child who has a defiance disorder. It has been so hard. Last night I saw another side of him I never thought I would see. It was like watching a demon come out of him. He told me he hated me. I have taken him to doctors...
    ptsdlady ptsdlady 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    They are so annoying

    and needy, I love my peace, quiet, and money too much to ever give it up to have kids.thank god I don't have any.
    alycia12 alycia12 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I Hate Them, So Stop Trying To Change Me.

    Children, babies, toddlers..they all make me recoil in horror. I'm a firm believer in children should be seen and not heard. I don't even like well behaved children in my vicinity. Worse still are the parents who think that their crotch droppings are the most interesting thing on...
    Mimimanxcat Mimimanxcat 31-35, F 16 Responses Apr 5, 2011

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    meltyfawn meltyfawn 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    The school holidays started in my region today.

    And already, the noisy little b@stards are screeching like banshees in the streets, faking that stupid laugh just to see who can do it loudest and running through gardens that don't belong to them -.- I've already had both brother's brats descending for "a visit" - read: to see...
    LunarFelis LunarFelis 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 26

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    Never fall for a girl with a kid.

    .. No matter how much I hate the brat... I don't want to leave her, and it sucks.
    hooah13 hooah13 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 5

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    I hate when your on the plane

    for 11/10 hours somewhere around there all you there doing is crying the whole time all I wanna do is toss the from planes!
    Maria6670 Maria6670 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 20 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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    I am so delighted to have discovered this page

    this morning. So much so that I have sat down with the biggest mug of tea so I can comfortably type away to people who share the same feelings as I do. A few facts about myself: - I am estranged from my family (largely due to my mother); - I worked in customer service/events...
    EEC1988 EEC1988 26-30, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    So I get to babysit 5 kids.

    ... forced into it, and I get no money for it because they are my boyfriend's sisters kids. One of these kids Is a constant liar while the others are just disrespectful brats! They run around like they own the place and so far within like maybe 3 hours 2 if them have started...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I never thought I could dislike/hate a kid

    so much but I do. The sad part I'd that it's my boyfriend's little girl! She's always winning and complaining and she thinks she knows everything but when you correct her she gets all pissy. Another thing is that she refuses to eat anything besides bread or ice cream. Weird...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 14 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    i am so, so, so sick of seeing all these

    insipid videos of literally every child in the world online. first of all, you don't deserve to be congratulated because you managed to reproduce. people have been doing that since there have been people. it doesn't take any talent or creativity to get knocked up. get over...
    disgustingbrat disgustingbrat 36-40, F 6 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    This site is for people

    who hate children. As it states at the top 'If you love children this is not the site for you'. Please take your pro-child opinions elsewhere. You've got the whole flipping mass media to do it on/in. Give us child-haters our own space, you selfish people (typical of breeders)
    jet1948 jet1948 66-70, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    I hate living downstairs

    when there are 3 kids upstairs... I swear none of them know how to just walk, all they do is STOMP STOMP STOMP!!! I'm pretty sure one of these days they will fall right through the f-ing floor!!
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    So glad I don't have any!

    They're wild and I do not have the patience for them.
    MadisonBriella MadisonBriella 22-25, F 3 Responses Jun 10

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    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 30, 2014

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    CynicalIntrovert CynicalIntrovert 18-21, F Mar 2

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    I personal, do not like children at all.

    If you do have a child they should be seen, but not heard, obedient, and well mannered. You never see that.
    angie989 angie989 26-30, F 2 Responses May 2

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 18 Responses May 28, 2009

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    Pregnancy And Giving Birth Is Humiliating

    Oh I can imagine how many angry comments I'll get now! "Pregnancy is beautiful", "Giving birth is what women come into life for". Yeah... I was looking at pictures of pregnant women online the other day. Nothing is more disgusting than a pregnant woman. A pregnant cat is cute but...
    annutagirl annutagirl 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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    When I was 14 and still at school,

    my best friend's older sister who was only 15 got pregnant. My friend was so excited but I was shocked - how can you have a baby at 15??? Even now I think its bizarre to see a 20 year old with child. Even 25, but you get the point. I have never wanted children or even felt...
    white1puss white1puss 26-30 3 Responses Jun 22, 2014

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    Babies are perfectly fine.

    ...but children are very annoying.
    xBleedMeDryx xBleedMeDryx 18-21, M Feb 22

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    I don't mind them when they can't talk

    and they just coo but the second they learn words and make friends and run around they become so ******* annoying. I hate them so much.
    Insanity404 Insanity404 18-21, F Mar 9

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 28 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    Who the **** uses 4 knives

    and three spoons for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!!!????? Godfuckindammit. I can't stand them!
    srose08 srose08 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    I will admit, I really do.

    I know I used to be one, but that doesn't mean I have to like them. They are messy, annoying, dirty, selfish, ignorant, rude, sleep depriving balls of so called 'joy' in my opinion. Joy my ***, more like plotting to destroy the world.
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F Jul 2

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    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 8 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Sometimes I hear a toddler crying like a little

    ***** and I would have no problem seeing it impaled by a machete
    AmericanAdam AmericanAdam 18-21, M 3 Responses May 19

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    Children Are Not Innocent Angels!

    Children are.... Cruel. Selfish. Rude. Sadistic. Attention-seeking. Inconsiderate. Thoughtless. Dishonest. Filthy. Loud. Messy. Stupid. And no child, with the exception of Baby Jesus, is an exception. I know, I know, yours is. YOUR child is the epitome of grace, intelligence...
    TheSageNabooru TheSageNabooru 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 9, 2013

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    I swear I just wanna punch my nephew dead in

    his face until he can no longer see from his one eye.. ******* hate kids!!!
    SunshineH13 SunshineH13 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 24

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    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat 26-30, M 87 Responses Jun 10, 2007

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    i hate parents who dont teach their kids to

    stfu in public !!! like that. is. just. EW !! UUUUUGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F 2 Responses May 24

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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