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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 800 People

    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 14 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 11 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    My favorite is when the mom's on scary mommy

    confess that they hate their kids and don't want them :)
    meltyfawn meltyfawn 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic 22-25 7 Responses May 26, 2009

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    So I get to babysit 5 kids.

    ... forced into it, and I get no money for it because they are my boyfriend's sisters kids. One of these kids Is a constant liar while the others are just disrespectful brats! They run around like they own the place and so far within like maybe 3 hours 2 if them have started...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    I hated kids when I was a kid,

    teen and adult. Why would I change my mind now? "Oh, you will feel different about your own" No, every time I hear a baby or kid crying, screaming I just want to get away from that noise or punch them. I will not change my mind...
    BrokenAndDown BrokenAndDown 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 4

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    Children annoy me so badly

    that my doctor has prescribed me KlonPin to take when I have to go in public places where annoying children may be. I am soley on that medication for that reason. I like good kids with manners who listen to their parents. Its the ones screaming their heads off or the spoiled...
    Itzindeyez Itzindeyez 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 24

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    This site is for people

    who hate children. As it states at the top 'If you love children this is not the site for you'. Please take your pro-child opinions elsewhere. You've got the whole flipping mass media to do it on/in. Give us child-haters our own space, you selfish people (typical of breeders)
    jet1948 jet1948 66-70, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    (Referring to my previous post) When I was

    younger, sometimes I'd lock my little cousin out of my room, and I'd wait it out until I had to go out for food. One time I'd just retrieved food from my kitchen and barely escaped back into my room, but my cousin was there. Pushing in, I pushed back, obviously me being stronger...
    Cameron426 Cameron426 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    For the love of the Gods,

    someone for the sake of it's (the ugly little b@stard that I'm stuck in the room next to ><) safety and my sanity, how do you shut the fcking things up short of gagging them?? I'm about ready to pick it up and swing it against the nearest fcking wall -.- Gods, I HATE CHILDREN...
    LunarFelis LunarFelis 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 20 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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    I don't want my body torn up to christ above

    and I value my alone time more than life itself. Fight me, Pam.
    meltyfawn meltyfawn 22-25, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    I hate living downstairs

    when there are 3 kids upstairs... I swear none of them know how to just walk, all they do is STOMP STOMP STOMP!!! I'm pretty sure one of these days they will fall right through the f-ing floor!!
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Few weeks ago one breeder said: "What If you

    get pregnant even If you did it safe and can't get an abortion? I'm going to feel sorry for that poor child with someone like you. Those idiots think just because you don't like kids then you are a sociopath without morals. I won't mistreat to another human being because I don't...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 22

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    One kid my mother babysat called me names

    for fun while I was just minding my own beeswax with a nasty smirk on her face. A smirk I'd gladly ***** slap off her face If that brat was mine But I responded with " yeah well back at you fucktard no wonder your mommy dumps you everywhere to get away from you. My Mother went...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 1

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 29 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    I never thought I could dislike/hate a kid

    so much but I do. The sad part I'd that it's my boyfriend's little girl! She's always winning and complaining and she thinks she knows everything but when you correct her she gets all pissy. Another thing is that she refuses to eat anything besides bread or ice cream. Weird...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    I will admit, I really do.

    I know I used to be one, but that doesn't mean I have to like them. They are messy, annoying, dirty, selfish, ignorant, rude, sleep depriving balls of so called 'joy' in my opinion. Joy my ***, more like plotting to destroy the world.
    LilithRorke LilithRorke 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I hate when people think giving birth to a kid

    is beautiful. Like whaaaatt??? It's freakin disgusting. What is so beautiful about pushing a watermelon out a pinhole??? Yucky.
    blackheartlover blackheartlover 16-17, F 20 Responses 1 day ago

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    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Nov 30, 2014

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    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat 26-30, M 87 Responses Jun 10, 2007

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    I really really do. What the **** is wrong with

    the little bastards? I take my dog somewhere and little kids freak him out, he seriously growls and gets aggressive. So how do the little creeps respond? They want to touch him, and poke him, and hug him. Where are the damn parents?! I'd let him bite the little snots except for...
    silver1991 silver1991 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    You know it's funny, I never realized how much

    I hate kids until I started dating my boyfriend who has 5 of them. It's not even just his kids, it's his sister's kids that drive me nuts to! So many children in this family omg @_@ I want to get out but I have already gotten attached to my boyfriend and I love him so much...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I don't hate them, they just annoy me a lot.

    Especially when I have to babysit 7! We have a huge family, 8 aunts and 4 uncles that gave us 20 cousins! 5 young adults, 5 teens that were born in the same year, it's cool that I'm part of it. 5 toddlers and two babies. Trust me it's impossible for them to stay still for 1...
    Livetillmadness Livetillmadness 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    They are so annoying

    and needy, I love my peace, quiet, and money too much to ever give it up to have kids.thank god I don't have any.
    ConsciousQueenRGB ConsciousQueenRGB 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 27

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    I am so delighted to have discovered this page

    this morning. So much so that I have sat down with the biggest mug of tea so I can comfortably type away to people who share the same feelings as I do. A few facts about myself: - I am estranged from my family (largely due to my mother); - I worked in customer service/events...
    EEC1988 EEC1988 26-30, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 9 Responses May 6, 2010

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    As a kid back in early 2000 i disliked

    (young)adults To me they were over privelidged moronic dipshits. It's okay for them to disrespect or disregard your feelings,invade and violate your privacy but when its the other way around then hell breaks loose. But today kids are the over privelidged dipshits now that we are...
    FrostyElsie FrostyElsie 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Seriously... this page is called I HATE CHILDREN

    for a reason... because we don't like kids. Enough with all the kid-lovers here stop telling us how we are supposed to feel and let us vent here!
    BrokenAndDown BrokenAndDown 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    meltyfawn meltyfawn 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    I am a mom.....I know I know.

    ....but I despise kids. I have 3 myself. First off anperson like me shud of never had kids. But I do so I deal. But my oldest kids cried nonstop for 6 years. All day all night. I had 2 other kids during this time and they cried to but it was normal stuff. So in essence all 3/kids...
    Kristiem23 Kristiem23 31-35 3 Responses Aug 21

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    I freak in hate children

    and babies. I used to work at a daycare when I fell on hard times and needed a job. It was the worst experience EVER!! I have 2 boys but that's very different, they are mine and changing some smelly brats diapers is repugnant to say the least. I don't know how many times I just...
    SabrinaIlinca SabrinaIlinca 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 1

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 18 Responses May 28, 2009

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    Of the small list of experiences I choose to be

    a part of on EP, this experience is my favorite. I love reading stories of how terrible children are, they're relatable and often times have a humorous side that I thoroughly enjoy. So thank you to all in this group that contribute their stories for making my day a little better...
    Cameron426 Cameron426 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    I just told a 5 year old girl

    that spiders crawl I to her mouth at night.
    ConnerC123 ConnerC123 18-21, M 8 Responses 2 days ago