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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 733 People

    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    omg I agree at least teach them to respect

    others instead they run their ******* mouths all the time yelling screaming etc.
    cuebert1981 cuebert1981 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    I'm 55 and I Still Hate 'em. . .

    . . .So take that, all you ignorant meddlers who told me when I was 15 and hated 'em, "You say that now, but. . ."   Forty years and I hate 'em more every year.   We don't change.  We just become more like ourselves with the passing years.  ...
    Briar Briar 51-55, F 12 Responses Aug 8, 2008

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    I'm not gonna have kids.

    They are expensive, loud, obnoxious, smelly and the require attention. Plus I can't take care of myself so how can I take care of a child?
    jm4life jm4life 18-21, M Sep 14, 2014

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    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 8 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Little

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    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F Oct 29, 2014

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    Child-ism

    They can try to deny it, they can try to argue it, but there's no doubt about it: people with kids not only receive special consideration for having reproduced...they believe it is DESERVED.  My husband and I have experienced at least two instances of this, both times in...
    pattonk pattonk 26-30, F 18 Responses May 28, 2009

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    I don't like kids. find them loud,

    stupid and obnoxious. Some of them are really mean and insult me. The only kids I can tolerate are my parents friends kids because they are nice.
    jm4life jm4life 18-21, M Sep 9, 2014

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    AaliyahLove AaliyahLove 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2014

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    Children Are Not Innocent Angels!

    Children are.... Cruel. Selfish. Rude. Sadistic. Attention-seeking. Inconsiderate. Thoughtless. Dishonest. Filthy. Loud. Messy. Stupid. And no child, with the exception of Baby Jesus, is an exception. I know, I know, yours is. YOUR child is the epitome of grace, intelligence...
    TheSageNabooru TheSageNabooru 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 9, 2013

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    They are so loud and obnoxious

    and I wanna punch them, I'm serious.
    JBee99 JBee99 16-17, M 3 Responses Nov 3, 2014

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    Yes, i said it. I own a uterus

    and i don't plan on using it. Tell me i'm selfish. Tell me i'm weird. In a society where you don't need a reason to have them, but you need a reason why not too. You know what? I'm a woman and it's my body, it's MY choice.
    Adaptationn Adaptationn 16-17, F 5 Responses Feb 21, 2014

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    I don't mind them when they can't talk

    and they just coo but the second they learn words and make friends and run around they become so ******* annoying. I hate them so much.
    Insanity404 Insanity404 18-21, F Mar 9

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    This is the best title they had.

    I don't hate children, I just don't like bad kids. I have a child who has a defiance disorder. It has been so hard. Last night I saw another side of him I never thought I would see. It was like watching a demon come out of him. He told me he hated me. I have taken him to doctors...
    ptsdlady ptsdlady 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 22

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    Reccomended read: *I Hate Other People's Kids*

    by Adrianne Frost. HILARIOUS! Her observations are dead on! I recommend it to all the happy childfree folks out there! :-)
    missbellelettres missbellelettres 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 14, 2014

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    lmao the whole "you were

    once a kid" bullshit needs to stop. i dont care, i didnt like myself as a child and im sure others didnt either. i literally hate being born female because apparently im SUPPOSED to push one of these hussies through my vagina and i aint having it. they are annoying and the...
    madohomu madohomu 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 16, 2014

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    I'm about to blow up.

    These noisy little ******* are driving me insane .
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 15

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 29 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    This past 3 months, I have been living in an

    basement apartment. I was in a rough patch, money wise, so I chose to live in a basement with a Jewish landlord walking above me. A month of living here my landlord, Mary, notifies me two weeks in advance that she's going to have company over for two weeks straight because she...
    iwannarant iwannarant 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    Well no, as I consider myself

    as a "kid", but anyone under or around 18 y/o who has ever said "yolo" or "swag" in context to something or is an all around douche I hate. And feminists. They be stupid.
    SyntheticApples SyntheticApples 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    I hate them. I am 16 years old,

    in grade nine, my classmates and I had to take home a computerised baby, which woke me up at 3am for whatever reason. It screamed and cried, and I screamed and cussed. I have a cat who wakes me up at 3am, I don't need a kid waking me up at that time! I do not plan on having...
    minecraftmaniac1998 minecraftmaniac1998 16-17, M 3 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    I Knew Kids Were Mean, But . . .

    The other day I was walking around the local park, waiting on one of my friends to show up, and I saw four little boys who looked to be around seven or eight years old chasing after another little kid, screaming and throwing rocks at him. They chased him across the street and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    I swear I just wanna punch my nephew dead in

    his face until he can no longer see from his one eye.. ******* hate kids!!!
    SunshineAnderson13 SunshineAnderson13 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I hate children ... I think this stems from

    having little brothers and having to look after them and seeing how much work it is! Someone once told me I was selfish because I did not like them and because I said I never wanted any of my own! That may be true, but I don't care! I won't bring a child into this world...
    AaliyahLove AaliyahLove 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2014

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    Well, She's Glad I Don't Have Children?

     Where do I begin? After yet another condescending comment "well, I'm glad you don't have children for their sake" (a totally nonsensical comment if there ever was one, since if they don't exist they don't have a "sake", but I already digress), I find...
    fabulaur fabulaur 46-50, F 14 Responses Nov 21, 2009

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    Okay, will someone please tell my

    why all the child-loving people are here? When this is clearly not their forum? Are they Babyist fanatics looking for converts or are they just trolls trying to stir up drama? There's another childfree thread on EP that is essetially one long flame war between a representative...
    missbellelettres missbellelettres 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    CynicalIntrovert CynicalIntrovert 18-21, F Mar 2

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    I have literally never met a child I liked.

    Not even in my family... I don't beat myself up about it, though. It's just who I am. People tell me that will change when I have my own kids. What I don't say is that I picture a life where I can ******* skydive everyday if I want to. I don't want to be locked down by a little...
    justarandom justarandom 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    Anybody else kinda freaked out by the way they

    look? Like their gross tiny little fingers ahhhh they creep me out. Grow up already! They scare me tbh. I have quite a phobia.
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2014

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    Babies are perfectly fine.

    ...but children are very annoying.
    EmbraceTheEVIL EmbraceTheEVIL 18-21, M Feb 22

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    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 30, 2014

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    Pregnancy And Giving Birth Is Humiliating

    Oh I can imagine how many angry comments I'll get now! "Pregnancy is beautiful", "Giving birth is what women come into life for". Yeah... I was looking at pictures of pregnant women online the other day. Nothing is more disgusting than a pregnant woman. A pregnant cat is cute but...
    annutagirl annutagirl 31-35, F 4 Responses Aug 31, 2012

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    Children? Absolutely Not.

    I hate children with a passion. They are loud, annoying, mean spirited, and selfish. Children are loud. No matter where they are, they can't seem to shut up, or even keep their voice down. I can't tell you how many times I've been walking through a store, and heard nothing but...
    deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Oct 16, 2011

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    My boyfriend's son is here

    for the weekend and Jesus Christ he is squealing like a siren. Grow the **** up before i punt you out the window. I have pedophobia so I literally can't go upstairs while he's here. I'm stuck in the basement until he leaves. But I can hear him down here in the basement...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 18, 2014

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 9 Responses May 6, 2010

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    I do hate the little kids.

    They scream, fuss, and take 10k+ out of your money each year. But at the end of the day you enjoy them. -oldest sibling
    DepressedTeensRus DepressedTeensRus 13-15, M Jan 15

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