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I Hate Children

IF YOU LOVE KIDS, post your story ELSEWHERE. This is not the I Love Children group. Obviously. 732 People

    I just recently moved with my 77 yr old elderly

    mom to a duplex that is a nightmare due to thin walls. At first mom & I had a vacant apartment next to us that we thought our former childless neighbor was going to rent. It turned out that this blonde girl I call "Princess" because she is so effing arrogant moved in. I now find...
    BitterBitch43 BitterBitch43 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 30, 2014

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    Little

    ********😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F Oct 29, 2014

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    They are so loud and obnoxious

    and I wanna punch them, I'm serious.
    JBee99 JBee99 16-17, M 3 Responses Nov 3, 2014

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    Motherhood Is Not An Ambition

    My older half-sister is an idiot who has three adult children who don't respect her.  Why?  She was never there for them while they were growing up.  It was more important for her to get to the next party, the next drug and her next drink. She's always had a...
    Shorty8 Shorty8 46-50, F 12 Responses May 26, 2008

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    I've Always Hated Children

    Ironically, my first job was at a nursery. My mother would always volunteer me to take care of my younger cousins and so I knew a lot about child care. It was very good money for only four hours of work. But then I realized how much I HATED children. They are incredibly...
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 20 Responses Jan 5, 2009

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    I can't stand the little *************,

    and I'll never have one. Not with how messed up the world is today. If it weren't for abortion I'd have 3 tiny Tims running around. Best $800 I ever spent. (I got a 2 for 1 deal the second time when my gf had twins.
    TimboSlice01 TimboSlice01 26-30, M Jan 31

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    I don't mind them when they can't talk

    and they just coo but the second they learn words and make friends and run around they become so ******* annoying. I hate them so much.
    Insanity404 Insanity404 18-21, F Mar 9

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    This past 3 months, I have been living in an

    basement apartment. I was in a rough patch, money wise, so I chose to live in a basement with a Jewish landlord walking above me. A month of living here my landlord, Mary, notifies me two weeks in advance that she's going to have company over for two weeks straight because she...
    iwannarant iwannarant 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2014

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    Okay, will someone please tell my

    why all the child-loving people are here? When this is clearly not their forum? Are they Babyist fanatics looking for converts or are they just trolls trying to stir up drama? There's another childfree thread on EP that is essetially one long flame war between a representative...
    missbellelettres missbellelettres 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2014

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    A Crotchfruit Apologist Spews Forth

    So.  A little while ago, because of some nonsense I have been getting in my private messages, I posted the following question and info over in the Q&A: I don't like children.  Does that *bother* you? Everyone seems all shocked and butt-hurt when I don't find their...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 8 Responses May 15, 2010

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    All Kids Are Devils

    Funny how in a "I hate children" thread, all you see are stories about loving children...well, I'm here to rectify that. Having kids is just about the dumbest thing you can do. I swear, I'll never have kids, and my skin crawls whenever one of the little mongrols come...
    TCat TCat 26-30, M 88 Responses Jun 10, 2007

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    Wired Differently

    There is so much that needs to be said, because disliking children is something people who love them just do not understand. The hardest issue is trying to explain what it is like to the people you love who think differently. They just don't understand, and there is nothing you...
    Kollapse Kollapse 31-35, F 15 Responses Aug 22, 2009

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    You Know Who You Are.

    Go away. •  If you like children, this group is not for you, so go away. •  If you are here because you want to stir drama because you don't agree with the stance of the people on this group, go away. •  If you are here just because you want...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 6 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Children Are Not Innocent Angels!

    Children are.... Cruel. Selfish. Rude. Sadistic. Attention-seeking. Inconsiderate. Thoughtless. Dishonest. Filthy. Loud. Messy. Stupid. And no child, with the exception of Baby Jesus, is an exception. I know, I know, yours is. YOUR child is the epitome of grace, intelligence...
    TheSageNabooru TheSageNabooru 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 9, 2013

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    My so's seven year old contracted scabies

    and gave it to us. I don't ever see him because I have ocd and a fear of children so I stayed with a friend. When I got back, my so transferred them to me. I think im gong to have to admit myself to the hospital. I'm feeling so suicidal over this. I can't bear to wear this skin...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2014

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    I do hate the little kids.

    They scream, fuss, and take 10k+ out of your money each year. But at the end of the day you enjoy them. -oldest sibling
    DepressedTeensRus DepressedTeensRus 13-15, M Jan 15

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    This site is for people

    who hate children. As it states at the top 'If you love children this is not the site for you'. Please take your pro-child opinions elsewhere. You've got the whole flipping mass media to do it on/in. Give us child-haters our own space, you selfish people (typical of breeders)
    jet1948 jet1948 66-70, F 3 Responses Aug 17, 2014

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    I don't like kids. find them loud,

    stupid and obnoxious. Some of them are really mean and insult me. The only kids I can tolerate are my parents friends kids because they are nice.
    jm4life jm4life 18-21, M Sep 9, 2014

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    If I'm INSIDE my house

    and I can hear my neighbor's kid screaming from their yard across the street, I should be able to file a noise complaint. But idk if I can actually do that since it's daytime? Is there a tactful way I can convince these adults to kindly put a sock in this kids mouth? I don't...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F Oct 19, 2014

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    Babies are perfectly fine.

    ...but children are very annoying.
    EmbraceTheEVIL EmbraceTheEVIL 18-21, M Feb 22

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    I Knew Kids Were Mean, But . . .

    The other day I was walking around the local park, waiting on one of my friends to show up, and I saw four little boys who looked to be around seven or eight years old chasing after another little kid, screaming and throwing rocks at him. They chased him across the street and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    To put it simple; if you want to give away your

    freedom, why don't you just commit a crime and go to jail for a while? Having a child is the same thing as having a sentence for the rest of your life. No thanks. Take your noisy, self-centered, arrogant bastards away from me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 30, 2014

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    Makes Me Angry

    ''I hate children'' - that's the phrase I use when I got introduced to people, no matter who they are; they must know, who stands in front of them. I understood it, when I was 12 or 13, but my family memebers can't understand me even now. I finished high school last year...
    Uupiic Uupiic 22-25 7 Responses May 26, 2009

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    Anybody else kinda freaked out by the way they

    look? Like their gross tiny little fingers ahhhh they creep me out. Grow up already! They scare me tbh. I have quite a phobia.
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 29, 2014

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    What a waste...

    I could be considered a child myself, but I HATE children. I live with my step-mother's 5 year old son and 8 year old daughter, I want to strangle them, put their bodies in bags and throw them off a cliff. Not that I let myself do that, but it's a real test of self control...
    jinkxthewolf jinkxthewolf 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 30, 2013

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    No Maternal Instincts Whatsoever

    i am a girl in my late teens, but i have never had an "i want a baby" stage (which many of my friends are going through right now and makes me want to vomit), i don't babysit, i don't find children to be cute (with a few notable exceptions -- generalizations tend to...
    VisforVegan VisforVegan 18-21, F 23 Responses Mar 3, 2008

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    I hate child worshippers.

    Those deluded souls who believe children and paragons of purity, kindness, and everything good about the human race. That laughable idea is quickly extinguished simply by remembering the kind of things kids in elementary school did on the playground when they thought the...
    MidsouthGuy MidsouthGuy 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 1, 2014

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    Not even kidding. I hate seeing them.

    I hate being around them. I hate thinking I was one. I hate how rude kids are now. I hate how disrespectful they are. I hate how 5 year olds have iPhones and want everything right now. Money, clothes, phones, games. They'll never understand the real value of anything because...
    ninalightyear ninalightyear 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2014

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    I'm not gonna have kids.

    They are expensive, loud, obnoxious, smelly and the require attention. Plus I can't take care of myself so how can I take care of a child?
    jm4life jm4life 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 14, 2014

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    trying to go to bed early

    because that piece of **** didnt let you sleep in in the morning and now it doesnt let you fall asleep great just gotta love children
    weidenkaetzchen weidenkaetzchen 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 25, 2014

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    lmao the whole "you were

    once a kid" bullshit needs to stop. i dont care, i didnt like myself as a child and im sure others didnt either. i literally hate being born female because apparently im SUPPOSED to push one of these hussies through my vagina and i aint having it. they are annoying and the...
    madohomu madohomu 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 16, 2014

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    Gawd I Can't Stand Children!

    I will say from the get-go, before I embark on the rant to follow, that I LOATHE children. I do not mean "Strongly dislike children" or "Have an aversion to children", I mean it exactly as stated: I LOATHE them. Especially yours, in case you are a parent thinking "well, mine are...
    IH8Kids IH8Kids 31-35, M 29 Responses Sep 13, 2011

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    Could Never Put A Kid First. . .

    I hate kids and hear all the time that "it's different when its your own". I agree it is different, it's WORSE. You can't give the little fcker back. If I had kids, they would come last. After my pets. After my sleep time. After my guitar. After me. The kids would be at the...
    GlassBunny GlassBunny 22-25, F 14 Responses Nov 16, 2013

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    But He's A Chiiiyyulld!

    Yep, I still hate children.  It's not going to change any time soon.  Spare me the 'you're selfish!', 'you were a child once!' and 'you'll feel differently when you have your own' bullshit.  I am 45 years old, and it sure ain't looking likely that I will ever...
    ZephyrSin ZephyrSin 41-45 9 Responses May 6, 2010

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    Sureproof Way To Kill ANY Biological Desire To Have Children:)

    Tests Before Having Children FOLLOW THESE 13 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN: Test 1 Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: to prepare for...
    TheTwilightQueen TheTwilightQueen 26-30, F 8 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    AaliyahLove AaliyahLove 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 2, 2014

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    I Hate Them, So Stop Trying To Change Me.

    Children, babies, toddlers..they all make me recoil in horror. I'm a firm believer in children should be seen and not heard. I don't even like well behaved children in my vicinity. Worse still are the parents who think that their crotch droppings are the most interesting thing on...
    Mimimanxcat Mimimanxcat 31-35, F 16 Responses Apr 5, 2011

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    I Wish I Had Aborted Her.

    I have come to the conclusion that motherhood is a biological trap. Your hormones make you irrational and drive you to procreate because no sane person would ever have kids otherwise. I hate my daughter who is now adult. I sacrificed, worked myself toward an early grave, and...
    kernan kernan 46-50 10 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    CynicalIntrovert CynicalIntrovert 18-21, F Mar 2

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    I just... do. I mean,

    I like them. I just couldn't stand to have any of my own. I do, however, have a wicked childish spirit and every other day I'm playing Minecraft or being chased around a playground with and by a 10 year old xD
    Felix112 Felix112 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Less Than Zero "maternal Instinct"

    I'm a shrink.  Seriously.  I spend upwards of 35 hours every week sitting in the same chair, listening to a parade of souls share their innermost selves.    Being good at this type of work really does require a high level of kindness and compassion, and I...
    Glinda1 Glinda1 46-50 15 Responses Sep 18, 2010

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    Why is it that kids always have o get excited

    over everything??? Like they have to show you every gross thing they see and if you don't look at what they show you they throw a fit! God forbids you don't look at the dead bugs and dirt they bring into your home. Little home wreckers is what they are.
    Raven1313 Raven1313 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 16, 2014

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    Well, She's Glad I Don't Have Children?

     Where do I begin? After yet another condescending comment "well, I'm glad you don't have children for their sake" (a totally nonsensical comment if there ever was one, since if they don't exist they don't have a "sake", but I already digress), I find...
    fabulaur fabulaur 46-50, F 14 Responses Nov 21, 2009

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    My boyfriend's son is here

    for the weekend and Jesus Christ he is squealing like a siren. Grow the **** up before i punt you out the window. I have pedophobia so I literally can't go upstairs while he's here. I'm stuck in the basement until he leaves. But I can hear him down here in the basement...
    misanthropemeow misanthropemeow 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 18, 2014

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    Children In Apartment Houses

    I am a 47 yr old women and never wanted children.  When I was in my 20's and saw my friends breeding I was flabbergasted at their foolishness.  I baffled me that someone would willingly submit themselves to a life of drudgery and slavery.  My opinion may not have...
    mjgoss mjgoss 46-50 17 Responses Jul 30, 2009

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    I hate them. I am 16 years old,

    in grade nine, my classmates and I had to take home a computerised baby, which woke me up at 3am for whatever reason. It screamed and cried, and I screamed and cussed. I have a cat who wakes me up at 3am, I don't need a kid waking me up at that time! I do not plan on having...
    minecraftmaniac1998 minecraftmaniac1998 16-17, M 3 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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