I Hate Clowns

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 405 People

    Clowns bother me I'm terrified of them

    and oh my god I can't explain it
    Strangerdanger47 Strangerdanger47
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Aug 26, 2014

    I'm Not Kidding!

    I have Coulrophobia, which is an extreme fear of clowns. People think I'm kidding when I say that, but I'm dead serious. I HATE clowns! I hear all the time "Oh, c'mon, clowns aren't that bad. They aren't that scary. Stop being a baby. Clowns are happy, funny, and great at...
    ABittersweetTragedy ABittersweetTragedy
    22-25, F
    Mar 6, 2013

    I don't hate clowns,

    but I dislike them. Me and my cousin were at Knott's Scary Farm a couple years ago and these clowns were so scary they randomly would come from behind and stroke my back o . o , and one clown followed us and kept calling my cousin a beefcake. Is that an American slang for...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 14, 2014

    I have been scared of clowns

    for as long as I remember and I always will be. No matter how hard I try I just want to run away screaming in fear if I ever see one.
    Foreverdeleted Foreverdeleted
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 11, 2014

    clowns are pathetic..

    .you're not funny and you're not scary. wipe that **** off your face and get a real job.
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Nov 3, 2015

    Creepy As Hell.

    Since I was 2 years old me and my mom always goes to the park when one day I saw a clown walking down the street he got near to me and gave me a candy. I smile at him and say Thank you when all of a sudden the car hit him he was bleeding so bad, while my Mom is calling the...
    YourQueen YourQueen
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 29, 2013

    John Wayne Gayce Was A Clown. Isn't That Enough?

    Seriously- when being a clown is the job of choice for a cannibalistic, sodomizing boy-child rapist, torturer, and murder, that should erase any doubt in a sentient being's mind regarding the 'rightness' of clowns; they are NOT. Clowns are evil perversion personified, PERIOD...
    afreimann afreimann
    41-45, F
    Mar 28, 2010

    I Am Afraid of Whats Behind the Makeup

    Even as a child , for some reason, clowns have always scared me. I always think that they are hiding something behind all that makeup. I know the fear is irrational, but I will do anything to get as far away from a clown as I can!!
    Easylover Easylover
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2008

    I know, I know it's completely idiotic

    but I'm terrified of clowns. They scare me to death!
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13
    18-21, F
    Apr 5, 2014

    Hate hate clowns with a passion.

    I will never get with one ever.
    Mtay222 Mtay222
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 15, 2015

    You know all we have to say is her boyfriend

    sucks or something ridiculous and 20 minutes later there's an ip... She's addicted to machines like a junkie addicted to drugs
    iamsohappy124 iamsohappy124
    51-55, F
    Oct 19, 2014

    I recently went to a haunted house

    and threw the clown one I apparently beat up my friends wouldn't stop screaming and had to be carried out :(
    austin1218 austin1218
    16-17, M
    Oct 26, 2014

    They Just Creep Me Out

    i remember when i was litte i saw 'killer clowns from outerspace' and that did it for me, i have never liked clowns since. and the movie 'it' was a horrible experience as well. i cant even be alone in a room with a toy clown. somewhere in the back of my mind i just know its going...
    antiyou antiyou
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Sep 17, 2007


    I hate them. Ever since i can remember i have always been afraid of clowns. They are ugly, they are stupid, and i flat out HATE THEM. I guess it all started when i was 5 or 6?! i was at some kind of carnival and the clown sat me right next to him, and started to make me an...
    xxcoixx18xx xxcoixx18xx
    18-21, F
    Nov 17, 2010
    deleted deleted
    Apr 22, 2014

    They're so weird, why are they

    so happy? They can't be that happy with their lives haha. Plus, those cheesy smiles! They're not fooling me! I don't hate them, they're just weird and freaky haha. Like, they're so happy, but sooooo scary. I don't trust them, not one bit XD
    ACyanideSurprise ACyanideSurprise
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Sep 29, 2014
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    2 Responses Aug 16, 2015

    Horrible, Evil...

    hate them! HATE THEM! i'm not even completely sure why, but i can't look at one without having a cold chill run up my spine. something about their pasty white faces and such a startling painted on smile, like a demonic smile, just does me in. everytime i see one i get the...
    earthdragon earthdragon
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 25, 2008

    I'm petrified of them!

    I scream whenever I see one.
    cklein245 cklein245
    26-30, F
    Apr 22, 2014

    You ******* scare me with clowns.

    It's your life you're giving up. I will murder you(:
    Latiaa Latiaa
    18-21, F
    Aug 7, 2014

    Behind the Make Up

    I've always thought that clowns must be  hiding a lot behind that makeup and fake smile i think I have hated them ever since I was a kid and saw one at a circus smoking and cursing and he was dirty and smelly and did not make me happy pretty much a low life ... ruined me I...
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip
    Oct 9, 2008

    i really don't know why im afraid of clowns its

    just ever since my mom got one to come to my birthday party when i was 5 i was playing around with my ball when i saw it and he stared at me that 2 second eye contact scared the **** out of me just staring at him something about him was creepy his shoes his make up and outfit...
    pixeymagic17 pixeymagic17
    18-21, F
    Apr 3, 2014


    They spook me out and I'll never ever go to a circus with this thought. Even tohugh they're people they are very spooky like Makie dolls. The only clown I can tolerate is SAW.
    TheAmazingNerd77 TheAmazingNerd77
    22-25, M
    Feb 11, 2013
    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx
    46-50, F
    6 Responses May 18, 2014

    This freaks the hell out of me!

    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jul 2, 2015

    Why Are Clowns Still Around?

    Most people I've asked the question "Do you like clowns" either don't care about or simply don't like them. Only clowns like clowns. Children have no choice in the matter, and clowns (along with some parents) think kids automatically enjoy them. Are there enough fans in the world...
    RubbaDuck RubbaDuck
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2011

    I hate clowns :S seriously hahaha I mean I'm

    not afraid of them, but I just don't like them, you never know what is behind of that make up....
    anjunayorch anjunayorch
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 18, 2015
    CandiceMarieAllcoxx CandiceMarieAllcoxx
    22-25, T
    4 Responses Jun 5, 2015

    Pop! And That Was It....

    I ******* hate clowns with a passion!!! OMGGGGG there's nothing worst then a clown! And this is why....when i was 3 maybe 4 my dad took me and my brother to the circus. I was having a blast, I had a light toy some cotton candy...until the clowns came out...it was an ok show and I...
    Gigglez21 Gigglez21
    26-30, F
    Apr 25, 2012

    I find Clowns very Scary .

    .. I can't stand Movies with Clowns, nor do I enjoy seeing people dressed up as Clowns at a Fair or during Halloween! :'(
    YouMakeMeWanna69 YouMakeMeWanna69
    22-25, F
    Sep 9, 2015


     I agree some clowns are really no fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVsE-weTNE Most kids have a spark of genius, not this one.
    EarthlingWise EarthlingWise
    2 Responses Jul 26, 2009
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