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I Hate Clowns

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    I'm Not Kidding!

    I have Coulrophobia, which is an extreme fear of clowns. People think I'm kidding when I say that, but I'm dead serious. I HATE clowns! I hear all the time "Oh, c'mon, clowns aren't that bad. They aren't that scary. Stop being a baby. Clowns are happy, funny, and great at...
    ABittersweetTragedy ABittersweetTragedy 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 6, 2013

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    I don't hate clowns,

    but I dislike them. Me and my cousin were at Knott's Scary Farm a couple years ago and these clowns were so scary they randomly would come from behind and stroke my back o . o , and one clown followed us and kept calling my cousin a beefcake. Is that an American slang for...
    tsukiyodesu tsukiyodesu 18-21, F Oct 14, 2014

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    I'm petrified of them!

    I scream whenever I see one.
    cklein245 cklein245 26-30, F Apr 22, 2014

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    I Am Afraid of Whats Behind the Makeup

    Even as a child , for some reason, clowns have always scared me. I always think that they are hiding something behind all that makeup. I know the fear is irrational, but I will do anything to get as far away from a clown as I can!!
    Easylover Easylover 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 23, 2008

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    John Wayne Gayce Was A Clown. Isn't That Enough?

    Seriously- when being a clown is the job of choice for a cannibalistic, sodomizing boy-child rapist, torturer, and murder, that should erase any doubt in a sentient being's mind regarding the 'rightness' of clowns; they are NOT. Clowns are evil perversion personified, PERIOD...
    afreimann afreimann 41-45, F Mar 28, 2010

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    Horrible, Evil...

    hate them! HATE THEM! i'm not even completely sure why, but i can't look at one without having a cold chill run up my spine. something about their pasty white faces and such a startling painted on smile, like a demonic smile, just does me in. everytime i see one i get the...
    earthdragon earthdragon 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    Behind the Make Up

    I've always thought that clowns must be  hiding a lot behind that makeup and fake smile i think I have hated them ever since I was a kid and saw one at a circus smoking and cursing and he was dirty and smelly and did not make me happy pretty much a low life ... ruined me I...
    hippiechicNmississip hippiechicNmississip 36-40 Oct 9, 2008

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    *shiver*

    I hate them. Ever since i can remember i have always been afraid of clowns. They are ugly, they are stupid, and i flat out HATE THEM. I guess it all started when i was 5 or 6?! i was at some kind of carnival and the clown sat me right next to him, and started to make me an...
    xxcoixx18xx xxcoixx18xx 16-17, F Nov 17, 2010

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    happinesswinsxx happinesswinsxx 41-45, F 7 Responses May 18, 2014

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    I have been scared of clowns

    for as long as I remember and I always will be. No matter how hard I try I just want to run away screaming in fear if I ever see one.
    Faiithh Faiithh 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 11, 2014

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    I know, I know it's completely idiotic

    but I'm terrified of clowns. They scare me to death!
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13 13-15, F Apr 5, 2014

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    You ******* scare me with clowns.

    It's your life you're giving up. I will murder you(:
    Latiaaaa Latiaaaa 16-17, F Aug 7, 2014

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    I was discussing this with my bosses today at

    work. Last night my brother says, "American Horror Show Freak Show is on" I walked into his room to see and saw the freaky clown. I hate clowns. They scare me and give me the willies.
    Evolutus Evolutus 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    Why Are Clowns Still Around?

    Most people I've asked the question "Do you like clowns" either don't care about or simply don't like them. Only clowns like clowns. Children have no choice in the matter, and clowns (along with some parents) think kids automatically enjoy them. Are there enough fans in the world...
    RubbaDuck RubbaDuck 36-40, M Dec 3, 2011

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    Creepy As Hell.

    Since I was 2 years old me and my mom always goes to the park when one day I saw a clown walking down the street he got near to me and gave me a candy. I smile at him and say Thank you when all of a sudden the car hit him he was bleeding so bad, while my Mom is calling the...
    YourQueen YourQueen 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2013

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    Bozo

     I agree some clowns are really no fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVsE-weTNE Most kids have a spark of genius, not this one.
    EarthlingWise EarthlingWise 41-45 2 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Aaahh!!!!!!!

    They spook me out and I'll never ever go to a circus with this thought. Even tohugh they're people they are very spooky like Makie dolls. The only clown I can tolerate is SAW.
    TheAmazingNerd77 TheAmazingNerd77 22-25, M Feb 11, 2013

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    They Just Creep Me Out

    i remember when i was litte i saw 'killer clowns from outerspace' and that did it for me, i have never liked clowns since. and the movie 'it' was a horrible experience as well. i cant even be alone in a room with a toy clown. somewhere in the back of my mind i just know its going...
    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 6 Responses Sep 17, 2007

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    Do you remember Chiller Thriller?

    The Friday night, midnight horror show of the '70's? My parents let me stay up once to watch it as a five year old. That episode had a clown doll that was killing everyone in the house. Gave me nightmares for years to follow. To this day, I don't like clowns. No fear. I just don...
    smoothpaddle smoothpaddle 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 17, 2014

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    They're so weird, why are they

    so happy? They can't be that happy with their lives haha. Plus, those cheesy smiles! They're not fooling me! I don't hate them, they're just weird and freaky haha. Like, they're so happy, but sooooo scary. I don't trust them, not one bit XD
    XxFuckYouxX XxFuckYouxX 18-21, M 8 Responses Sep 29, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 22, 2014

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    I recently went to a haunted house

    and threw the clown one I apparently beat up my friends wouldn't stop screaming and had to be carried out :(
    austin1218 austin1218 13-15, M Oct 26, 2014

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    Pop! And That Was It....

    I ******* hate clowns with a passion!!! OMGGGGG there's nothing worst then a clown! And this is why....when i was 3 maybe 4 my dad took me and my brother to the circus. I was having a blast, I had a light toy some cotton candy...until the clowns came out...it was an ok show and I...
    Gigglez21 Gigglez21 22-25, F Apr 25, 2012

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    You know all we have to say is her boyfriend

    sucks or something ridiculous and 20 minutes later there's an ip... She's addicted to machines like a junkie addicted to drugs
    iamsohappy124 iamsohappy124 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 19, 2014

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    Clowns bother me I'm terrified of them

    and oh my god I can't explain it
    Strangerdanger47 Strangerdanger47 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    i really don't know why im afraid of clowns its

    just ever since my mom got one to come to my birthday party when i was 5 i was playing around with my ball when i saw it and he stared at me that 2 second eye contact scared the **** out of me just staring at him something about him was creepy his shoes his make up and outfit...
    pixeymagic17 pixeymagic17 16-17, F Apr 3, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    My son wants to be with those clowns 24/7. He favors them over his family. He spends countless hours with those freaks daily. He wants to live with those creeps...can't get enough...
    mysticmoonglow mysticmoonglow 51-55, F Feb 19

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    I hate rude people on here! It's like they can't take a damn joke! I put something to try to make them smile and then they come at me talking smack and then block me
    DonaldC123 DonaldC123 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    We have been like talking for two weeks and I don't like him like him but he makes me happy and i really need that right now - so I found out he deleted me on snapchat and I texted...
    lilbiatch lilbiatch 16-17, F 1 Response 47 mins ago

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    I really don’t like living, I hate my life and I just don’t feel like if I belong in this world. My family thinks I am dumb and that I will never achieve anything in life. I...
    Miserabelle Miserabelle 16-17, F Feb 13

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    I hate the way I am I hate the way I look I hate that I can't be better I hate that when I try I always fail I hate that my friends hate me I hate being alone when I'm not I hate...
    WhiteRice14 WhiteRice14 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I don't hate myself for the way I look anymore ... I hate myself for the person I am ... I realize how ******* awful I am to everybody!! I'm just so mean to people all the time and...
    suicidalblonde suicidalblonde 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 15

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    I will count the ways why I hate your religion 1- in my humble and intelligent opinion it perpetuates hate , I and I Hate haters , they are nasty people, why do you hate others ? I...
    missreeedy missreeedy 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    How can love and hate be so close but yet so far in definition? I would know considering I love the person I hate most. And I now realize that the only reason I hate him is because...
    ariel2891 ariel2891 22-25, F 14 hrs ago

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    **** you dad, and you to mom, go DIE IN A FIRE SEE IF I CARE YOU WORTHLESS *************!!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE...
    GayBoyyyy13 GayBoyyyy13 13-15, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I hate everything about my body. My hair used to be long and pretty but I talked myself into getting it cut and my stupid stylist chick made me look like a stupid 8 year old. I'm...
    bmsartwell bmsartwell 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    I hate my life so much, I really have been compensating whether or not I should kill myself, but I can never bring myself to it, like it's just thoughts; but seriously Life's...
    Krchan2 Krchan2 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    I hate my family..... I think they hate Me too..... I hate my brother... I hate when they be unjust(unfair) .... I hate when my mother say i don't Love him because of my brother...
    xboomx xboomx 13-15, M 3 Responses Feb 17

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    I've never been happy with my body and probably never will me. Honestly, my eyes are the only things I like about my entire body. I hate my hair, so I dye it once a year. I hate my...
    Vivrexlxamourxrire Vivrexlxamourxrire 22-25 Feb 18

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    I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!!! you make me want to ****** out my uterus!!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    badazzbasicbich badazzbasicbich 18-21, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    I know how mean I sound but she is definitely my least favorite person in the whole world. I hate her more than all of the bullies who have threatened me in my whole life and I...
    Currlye93 Currlye93 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I have two younger sisters and of the two, I hate the youngest. Everyone says 'hate' is a strong word, but that's just how strong my feeling are... I just hate her, simply said...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 2

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    Sometimes. I know that sounds dramatic, but I guess hating anything is dramatic. Maybe I should use the word despise? It just sometimes I truly do hate myself though. I hate...
    abcdefgh19 abcdefgh19 22-25, F Feb 2

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    I hate high school, middle, elementary, and I know I will hate college. High school is such a battle for me, socially and academically. Its one of the main causes of my depression...
    LoveLovingElmer LoveLovingElmer 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 12

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    Too many lame people on here don't seem to understand what a "Hater" actually is. You call a person a hater when you know they only hate on you out of jealousy. That's pretty much...
    BrandonB11 BrandonB11 16-17, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I hate myself but when I say that I mean I hate everything about me no joke I font like one bit of me. I sit in my room in the dark cuz I'm to afraid to go out in the world and let...
    sexybeast1202 sexybeast1202 13-15, F Feb 10

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    Sometimes I wish I was just an emotionless person. I mean honestly enough is enough of this bullshit. I hate the fact that I can't talk to my gf without her feeling like she's...
    MonsieurKJ MonsieurKJ 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 18

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    I totally understand how pain - being unloved when you need it desperately - can lead to resentment and outright hatred. I totally get how things even just within yourself - guilt...
    scalner scalner 31-35 4 days ago

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    I hate my mother. I hate her. I hate her. I hate her. I HATE her! I can't say it enough. Just saying this alone is not enough to express my hatred for her. I gave up everything...