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I Hate Ellen Degeneres

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    Worst Comedian Ever.

    I have SO much loathing for Ellen Degenerate.  She's full of herself, and totally not funny.  Stupid humor from an egomaniac.
    piratejim piratejim 26-30 4 Responses Feb 20, 2009

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    like the rest of you i hate Elen degenerous.

    not because shes lesbian. but for to many reasons to count. 1 is how shes not even funny, she uses little kids, stars, music, and videos to do that job for her. and everyone seems to thinkshes the comedy god. not once have i actualy laughed at a joke she personaly made vy her...
    patbacknitro patbacknitro 16-17, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    The Inescapable a.m. Scream-fest

    An Open Letter to Ms. Ellen Degeneres.... Ellen, you are a mildly funny person and your show is sometimes cute. No, I don't watch it , but I am tortured each morning by what I call "The Inescapable a.m. Ellen Show Scream-Fest". I would like to make a serious request, though you...
    strangeinterlude strangeinterlude 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 22, 2012

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    I Just Dislike

    So I don't like her cuz she is making the rich richer. The last episode I saw was a family with a dad in the army and a fat mom and little boy. They had nice house and their issue for being sooooooo poor was that they can't afford professional photos of the family. I haven't been...
    CourtneyRose001 CourtneyRose001 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 6, 2012

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    I Hate Her!

    Okay, where to start..........? Well, she's too gay-proud. I mean, she might as well just scream the fact out to the whole universe!! Her show just makes me scream rude comments at the tv. She gets on my nerves!! And don't think I just hate her because she's gay. Because I think...
    kaelynriley kaelynriley 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 12, 2010

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    I'm sorry if this offends any supporters of

    Ellen degeneis but I just don't think the woman is funny. Howard stern had it right when he called her the female / lesbian Seinfeld and it never worked out. Seriously how does anyone watch that show? I've only seen promos but it's just awful!
    ATroubledLife ATroubledLife 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2014

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    I Hate Ellen

    Ellen is a homosexual who daNCES LIKE A DUDE OVER HER STUPID COFFEE TABLE! HOW CAN SHE GET PAID FOR THIS? SHE IS SUCH A DOUCHE BAG. I HATE HER I HATE HER! I HATEEEEEEEEE HER! HOMO!!!
    IhateEllen IhateEllen 18-21 4 Responses Oct 24, 2008

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    Nasty Freak Self-important Nonrelevant Waste Of Groceries

    Why do I have to be accosted with her self aggrandizing, pompous, gay agenda, pointless programming and related merchandising. It (Ellen) happens to be the most nausea inducing personality since a big glass of Warm Spit was given a name. Please, It, if you are reading this, do...
    kroenig kroenig 66-70 3 Responses Nov 7, 2010

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    Ellen Exposed...

    for the satanic witch she is in "Ellen DeGeneres Illuminati" on YouTube
    degeneratewitch degeneratewitch 31-35 Nov 1, 2012

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    Never Really Liked Her

    But now I know she is dumber than a box of rocks.... Wait that is an insult to the rocks... There was an promo for her on the TV where she was helping people out by handing them 10,000.00 dollars USD!!! For their mortgages and cause they are in difficulty... Now I don't doubt...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 18, 2010

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    Invading Australia - Wtf?

    This dirty rug licker has regrettably DISgraced our Aussie screens and I for one think she should be shot - she's about as genuine as a snake oil trader and any half wit who is not taken in by the whole dyke thing can see that. Please, someone hit her with a truck please?
    aussiedownunder aussiedownunder 41-45, M 4 Responses Jan 25, 2009

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    Gay Agenda

    I HATE HER SHOWS GAY AGENDA, STUPID DANCING, GUY CLOTHES AND CANT BELIEVE THAT SHE IS MARRIED TO SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND CANT WAIT TILL SHE DIVORCES AND LESBO CREEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    treetops12 treetops12 41-45 7 Responses Mar 6, 2013

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    Dislike

    i really do severely dislike her. she is not funny and she is very anoying. not only does her voice make me cringe but when i see her face and her life partners face together and kissing i just want to puke.
    bigsteve145 bigsteve145 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 8, 2007

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    Can't You See?

    for all of you on this website i think u should recheck ureself. you put in "i hate ellen..."  on google and your the first webiste to pop up. usually meaning the most popular... well that says something. yiou have less then twenty members...that leaves everyone...
    sadieblue sadieblue 16-17 16 Responses Jan 19, 2009

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    I have to commend her

    for making it lighthearted and being one of the few people in recent history to not drop F Bombs and cuss on an award show. I actually love her. Stan for Ellen!
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 2, 2014

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    First American Idol Now Covergirl Ads?

    she needs to dress better for the cover girl ads not to mention american idol..
    BellaTwilight BellaTwilight 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 15, 2010

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    Wolf In Sheeps Clothing

    Watching Ellen is similar to being in an asylum.  She wants you to think she is the kindest silliest funkiest freeflyin talk show host.  In reality she is a control freak who would completely fall apart without her silly musical props and production mgrs. Does ...
    mavrec45 mavrec45 36-40 Nov 4, 2008

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    Weird Eyes

    I think her eyes are weird.  Gives me the creeps.
    swampcat swampcat 66-70, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2009

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    Mattdomb Mattdomb 18-21 9 hrs ago

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    So since i hate it I don't do it. If not with my husband I am with someone. Alone in bed is a waste of time!
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