I Hate Fake Tan

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    I Hate It!!

    i dont know why so many people have this fixation with fake tan, cos it looks exactly that *FAKE*!! i mean a little fake tan isnt so bad, but its just when you see these orange people that overdo it walking around town, and i sometimes just think to myself "i wonder if they...
    cowshed123 cowshed123
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 9, 2010

    My aunts boyfriends sister had this bleach

    blond hair, fake tan, false eyelashes... And a little chihuahua in her hands. People. Come on.
    juliettecf juliettecf
    16-17, F
    Jan 11, 2015

    Its Not Attractive

    Fake tans are not attractive. They usually have an artificial appearance . Who declared that a person must be tanned to look good. Spending hours in a tanning bed will cause premature aging and give the skin a leathery look over time. The natural variations in skin tone make life...
    tomt88101 tomt88101
    56-60, M
    Dec 1, 2009

    Fake Things...

    First: I don't like the people who try to fake things, if you want to look tanned at any cost there's a natural way to do it, even if I just can't understand why so many people do it (it's dangerous and I don't like looking like a fried potato...) Second: why are you supposed...
    Vaiolet Vaiolet
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 14, 2008

    Hey look at me I look

    so good with orange skin... That's what people who boast a fake tan look like.
    pardax pardax
    16-17, M
    May 29, 2015

    Fake Tans Are Unnattractive.

    I'm not really a fan of tans of any kind but fake tans are truly discusting looking. Most of the time they look orange, how is that the least bit attractive??? If your going to tan, get a real tan. Blahblahblah skin cancer this skin cancer that, use friggen sunscreen. You'll...
    KawaiiDoll KawaiiDoll
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 19, 2011


    Why would you want to look like a dry, burnt up orange? Natural tans are so much better, and they're free.
    Dezaria Dezaria
    18-21, F
    Sep 2, 2012

    It's Just Sick!!!

    Yay!!! People who hate fake tan!!!!!!! I’m surrounded by them o.O Iceland has this stereotype here that I simply can’t stand. And one of their “trademarks” or symptom are sun beds. We’re talking about boys and girl from 12 years old using...
    Rawa Rawa
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Mar 29, 2008


    I mean more like the spray can tan. Last person i seen to use one came out orange..
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Mar 23, 2010

    Orange Is Soooo Last Season!

    Fake tan only looks good on very few people - I am not one them. I exfoliate, moisturize and follow the instrustions word for word and I still look like I've been tangoed!!!! Great big dirty orange patches appear on all the obvious places - knees, elbows and elbows.........the...
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2007
    Braecridhe Braecridhe
    22-25, F
    Jun 22, 2014

    I Don't Hate It...

    ... I'm just tired of seeing it.  Nobody seems to accept themselves as they are these days.    Whatever happened to being a natural beauty?  That does exist, you know?  I have seen it. It is one thing to dress well, and make an effort to look nice.  Another thing when it...
    Opalgem Opalgem
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Mar 20, 2011
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker
    41-45, M
    Aug 10, 2014


    It's so gross. Look at Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. You wanna be orange like them? Of course not! So stay away from the fake tan! Go out in the sun if you want a tan! Not that hard.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2008


    Tanning beds are the worst thing to do to your body. Not only can you get skin complications but you look like a shriveled prune! You can always spot a person with a fake tan. They are the one that is completely evenly tanned in the middle of winter. I would rather be tanned the...
    eastsidechick eastsidechick
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Sep 19, 2007


    What I think is the funniest about fake tan, is when people have that orange look. I mean I might be pale but at least it's not fake. Right?
    MollyxxEloise MollyxxEloise
    18-21, F
    Nov 30, 2009


    Fake tans look ridiculos, that's all I have to say. I mean going in the tanning bed once or twice through out the winter is fine, but there is a point when enough is enough.
    TiPoupon TiPoupon
    18-21, F
    Jul 21, 2008

    I wanna get tanned naturally at the beach,

    but I'm scared of skin cancer.
    MioBellaBella MioBellaBella
    36-40, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2014
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