I Hate Flies

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    They are dumber than 2 stones

    and annoy the hell out of me!
    FoxFan64 FoxFan64
    16-17, M
    Aug 18, 2015

    They Are So Annoying

    They buzz around your head and land on you when you are trying to sleep, I mean can we not exterminate these pests??
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    ....UGH!!!!!! Flies!

    I went camping last week with My family and in the morning it was wonderful sitting at the rivers edge.BUT!!!!! once it started warming up,Here they come,By the thousands.I mean literally the thousands! They would land on My legs,My arms,My face....UGH!!!!! I know God put them...
    HeartOnnaLiveWire HeartOnnaLiveWire
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    Oh U Dont Even Know

    u dont even know what it is to hate flies untill you come to australia. they are everywhere. even in certain places during winter. and theyre not even slightly scared of you, they will sit on you and do what ever flies do and dont eb suprised if its a really hot day and two...
    legallyme legallyme
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    Freezerful Of Rotten Meat

    I have just gone through one of the WORST experiences of my entire life. Yesterday my Mom and I went downstairs to our basement to put clothes in the dryer. In our basement we have a giant fridge full of at least 5,000 $ worth of meat. The moment we entered the basement an...
    NTDenmark NTDenmark
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 23, 2012

    No Flies On Me

    Got home from work, late, but it was still a sweet evening so sat on my back step and smoked my first spliff of the day, staring at the back garden. The swifts were picking food from the thermals, beaks gaping, sucking in insect larvae.  When I pointed this behaviour out to my...
    CrookedMan CrookedMan
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2012

    How Many...

    Y'know, I don't like them, but they're here. What I wonder is how many people can catch them with thier bare hands while they fly around... I can... I usually catch them and let them out my window. It reminds me of when Robert Vaughn's character Lee would catch them in The...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 21, 2008

    I am perfectly willing to share the room with a

    fly, as long as he is patrolling that portion of the room I don’t occupy. But if he starts that smart-*** fly ****, buzzing my head and repeatedly landing on my arm, he is engaging in high-risk behavior .
    falkenboi falkenboi
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2014
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    2 Responses Oct 18, 2014


    Not only are they annoying, but they are so gross!! The end.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 29, 2012

    Only When They're Flyin...

    Only when they're flying around my body,, very annoying
    justANNIE justANNIE
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2008

    I Think They're, Beside...

    I think they're, besides obnoxious, the most dirty animal there is. They make me sick to my stomach.
    numisiro numisiro
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jul 22, 2008

    Flies, Ick

    They get on your food, the throw up on it, they puke on it. When you're trying to eat, they buzz around and drive you crazy. In the summer there's tons of them. It's impossible to be rid of them all, even if you go hunting with a fly swatter. When I was a kid I use to go...
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 7, 2012


    I HATE those things. I happen ot have 2 of them in the houe at the moment. Where is that stupid fly swatter???????
    ColorMeReal ColorMeReal
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2008

    Flying insects. Not like moths

    or butterflies or dragonflies. Just the annoying ones that do annoying ****. Like, sit on your food. Bite you. Steal your blood. Spread disease. You know, just a bunch of bullshit one we can all do without. I wish I could produce an aura of electricity that I can turn on at will...
    VeritableVagabond VeritableVagabond
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 28, 2014

    Flies In The Face Of Danger

    Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! What is going on here? My house is infested with flies! I'm not kidding, we have so many flies that I half-way expect a retching priest to come running by on his way out the door as a ghostly voice commands, "Get out!" There are hundreds of the little bastards...
    Donner1701 Donner1701
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 24, 2011

    I didn't know that there was group

    for this, should have figured but...flies are my one true enemies! ;A; they always attack me!
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2014

    I can admittedly tolerate the occasional gnat,

    but houseflies are just an oversized nuisance. Just now, I was reading on my computer when a housefly suddenly dive bombs my head out of nowhere. I chased it down and hit the ****** in midair with a swatter, but haven't seen it since. As long as it stays the hell away from my...
    EmbracetheInfinite EmbracetheInfinite
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 16, 2014

    Little B's

    My hate is very much rooted in the fact they fly directly at my face when I am in an already short-tempered mood and find it hilarious then to keep trying to make it to my face as I swat them. I hate their buzzing I hate the fact the crawl over food and surfaces and are...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 19, 2008

    Me Vs Flies The Secret Weapon To Defeating Them

    Okay, so I'm sleeping before I go to work and such. Then I hear....BUZZ! I'm swinging my arms to get it away. But this thing challenges me. So I wake up and it's a fly, I've squashed horse flies probably like 15 times out of sleep, so I'm used to it. But the garbage flies are the...
    YoshiroZakiah YoshiroZakiah
    1 Response Sep 20, 2013


    Especially flies in the kitchen. That's just gross.
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Jul 22, 2008

    Stupid *** flies, polluting my room!

    Get da fuq out my window! Watchin this multitude fly about is making me feel like my rooms possessed.. Someone call da priest!
    bubble212 bubble212
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 11, 2014


    After Hurricane Katrina the flies were so terrible.  I guess they were here for a reason, they were as thick as ( flies). There were kitchens set up in different places, feeding people. If you exposed Your food You had to wipe the flies off your food. I have never seen them...
    countryboy52 countryboy52
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2008


    If I wanted someone puking on me I would go to a frat party, gross!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 23, 2011

    Flies... I Hate Them.

    I can't sleep cause there is one in my room, but I don't know how to get rid of him... he's sooooooooo cunning.
    ihatesflies ihatesflies
    3 Responses Sep 10, 2012

    I Feel Bad About That, But

    they're unbearably annoying. There's a fly buzzing around my room now, and it's freaking me out. I don't stink (just showered), so what does it want? I'm not dead yet! D: I worry that it'll find something around the room -- dirty laundry or moldy wood, the trash, etc -- to lay...
    TigersEyeAndTurquoise TigersEyeAndTurquoise
    70+, F
    1 Response Aug 23, 2013

    Like Something Out Of The Exorcist Movie

    The other day I found more than 40 flies all dead and sticking to the crystal window on the tv room. It really freaked me out cause this area is always clean, so im guessing it has to do with the tropical weather down here? I kill them and like 10 come by it's so frustrating !
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 2, 2012

    I hate flies, spiders,

    bees anything that crawls MOSTLY SPIDERS!!!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!
    ashleysokolik ashleysokolik
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Aug 19, 2014

    Death To Flies

    I've accidentally swallowed so many flies,and a few times I've had them try fly up my nose.It's absolutely disgusting! D:It's the only bad part about Australia (excluding snakes and Julia Gilard ;D)
    indigo280 indigo280
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 19, 2011

    Not So Fly After All

    Flies are very annoying. However, in my opinion, they are much easier to kill than mosquitoes.
    Trident2012 Trident2012
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2012

    Horrible creatures. Buzz buzz buzzing around

    the room and scaring the hell out of me. If a fly comes in to the house, I run in to a room and lock the door. I'm actually scared of them. Especially the massive ones. Yuckkkkkkkkkkkk
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2014


    I hate flies, I open my room door and at least one of them get in. Then we play a game to see how long he could survive... Annoying took me an hour to kill just one of them last time(the huge fast ones)..
    UnKnOwNiGhTmArE UnKnOwNiGhTmArE
    Aug 4, 2012

    They're so annoying. I was

    once working in a stable by some horses, and there were so many flies buzzing by, I accidentally swallowed one. Whats a man to do? I thought of it as a raisin with wings, and got back to work.
    Luchs Luchs
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2015

    Fly Hatred

    I think I have an irrational hatred for flies, in particular the big black ones/blue bottles. As soon as one enters the room I am in I go into an angry frenzy to get rid. I cannot and will not rest until it is crushed dead or out the window, I'm not fussy which. The worst thing...
    Claude123 Claude123
    3 Responses Jun 17, 2012


    I hate flies, I open my room door and at least one of them get in. Then we play a game to see how long he could survive... Annoying took me an hour to kill just one of them last time(the huge fast ones)..
    UnKnOwNiGhTmArE UnKnOwNiGhTmArE
    2 Responses Aug 4, 2012

    Mass Murder

    Every year, for a couple of days, I have a swarm of flies that comes into my apartment ... on the 20th floor!  This year was the worst as I had dozens and dozens of them at my livingroom window.  You would think they'd go into the kitchen or bathroom, where they'd find organics...
    roughNready roughNready
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2011

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