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I Hate Funerals

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    If I can help it I don't go to funerals. I don't even want a funeral myself and in fact, if I die tomorrow Silver01ta gets custody of my ashes. He can dump me in a trashcan for all I care. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 9, 2010

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    Nana Didn't Play Favs

    Funeral Diary The days are passing by swiftly and Saturday will soon be here. The funeral will be Saturday at twelve noon. Many women say that they hate their mother in law, butI loved her. She was a saint. It was her son that drove me crazy at times. I remember the Sunday...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 3, 2011

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    New Orleans Musicians Funeral-Dancing With The Casket

      Just A Closer Walk Here is a different kind of funeral. Sometimes New Orleans musicians give their friends funerals that are celebrations of their lives. In this video they actually dance with the casket. The casket comes out around 2:03 and the actual dancing starts around 3...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Feb 17, 2011

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    Emotionless Observations.

    Am I emotionless? Perhaps. When someone dies would I cry? Would I cover my eyes, Would I just simply lie? Lie to myself without a tear, desperately wishing they still were here. Death to me. Is an observation you see. An Idea under glass. Tears, paint my cheek sometimes. A...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 11, 2012

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    Funeral Fashions

      I am writing these silly stories to poke fun at funeral traditions, some of which are dated, torturous, and an insult to the deceased. We go through them because we don't want to offend anybody. The truly brave and the truly cowardly avoid funerals altogether. Most people...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 2, 2011

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    And Refuse To Attend Them....

    When I was 17, I was pregnant with my first child.  It was the seventies , and I knew people expected me to hide away, but , ever the rebel, I went wherever I wanted to.  I attended four different high schools, due to the fact that my dad was in military service, and...
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 10, 2010

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    A Great Lady

    My mother in law died a few minutes ago. She'd been sick for many years. My husband and his brothers decided to care for her themselves. It was a valiant effort. I had never seen such devotion, but it wore them out. All of them have stress related problems now.She was a wonderful...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Feb 26, 2011

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    Of Course I Do

    I think you would need to be pretty warped to enjoy them, no matter if you knew the person or not.But in my strange way of looking at life, I find funerals life-affirming at the same time. Because you realise how short and frail life is, and that every moment should be lived...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Jul 4, 2012

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    I went to my boyfriends dad's funeral yesterday.

    His dad was way to young and passed away of cancer. My bf is 19 and I'm 16. It broke my heart to see his family so broken hearted. I hate funerals so much.
    foreverstrong17 foreverstrong17 16-17, F Feb 5

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    Bob, I am so sorry that you fell out of my back

    pocket and cracked on the cement. You are an awesome friend and some say I am addicted to u because u have the Internet and awesome games and apps and that i block people in Walmart because i am not paying attention to my surroundings. but now u r cracked. I'm sorry
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 28

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    Nana's Homegoing

      His eye is on the Sparrow"Why should I feel discouraged? Why should the shadows come? Why should my heart feel lonely, And long for my heavenly home? When Jesus is my portionA constant friend is he His eye is on the Sparrow And I know He watches me.... "Nana's Funeral This is...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 6, 2011

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    Crying

    So I went to my sister's boyfriend's fathers funeral/viewing. I've only met the man once, and he seemed very nice.It's strange cause once the funeral started, I starting crying like a baby and Mark's family were the ones comforting me, knowing Gordon was at peace.Strange...I cry...
    takethispain takethispain 18-21, F Apr 7, 2011

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    Being An Usher

    I was in office this week along with another colleague. I was helping him to store a desktop printer on a filing cupboard. As he was already carrying it, I stretched out both my hands so that he could place it on my hands. This printer now on my hands, brought back memories...
    DilXXX1982 DilXXX1982 31-35, M Dec 5, 2012

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    My First And Ony... Yet

    my great grandma died not too long ago. she was in her late 80's me and her were never really close but we didnt ever fight. so when i was at her funeral i felt sad. i was holding back tears the whole time. then we went to the cemitary and all the grand kids were given a token...
    brayden55 brayden55 16-17, M Jun 13, 2011

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    I Hate...

    ....funerals. Your suppose to hate them. Someone you care about has died. There is nothing joyous about that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 11, 2010

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    Nana's Wait And Banquet

    Nana's Wait is today from 4-O'Clock PM until 8. A lady called him last night. She has been a close family friend for many years. She is a caterer. She said that she is bringing a banquet of food to the funeral home! What/?I don't know..... I have never heard of this. I started...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 4, 2011

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    Funerals Are Stupid

    I hate them. I've been to a handful of em. Grandparents, distant relatives, etc. No one in my immediate family has died yet(discounting pets). When I go to a funeral I usually feel apathetic. I'm not sad. I'm not wallowing in my grief. Honestly? I couldn't give a fu-ck about the...
    popcorngoo popcorngoo 18-21, F Jan 3, 2013

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    Who Will Ride In The Funeral Car?

      I thought that this was interesting. The Funeral Diary Okay. They are trying to decide who will ride in the hearse with Nana. I have to, by marriage, so there is  no reason for me to fret about it. My husband, his four brothers and their wives will ride. So thats eight...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 1, 2011

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    Starting to hate him more and more everyday just found out from my son that he has been bashing me to him which is horrible.then when we have fights he will call me a stupid c**t...
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    I hate it when someone that i hate keep texting me...don't you understand that i hate you...stop sending me message...i hate seeing your name on my phone
    FelixFelicity03 FelixFelicity03 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    I don't hate love. But for myself personally I don't want love. I mean it would be nice and all, but the thought of someone loving me makes me nauseous, nor can I really express it...
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    My brother held a Canada Day party at his new house. Funny how when he is building it, he seeks my advice but once it's built, not a single invitation. Lol. That's my...
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    I'm not the scared one, my sister is. She is 13 and hates rides and roller coasters. She scares herself by watching ride accidents and says 'it doesn't even scare me' yet when we...
    mollymillymolly mollymillymolly 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    I'm not the scared one, my sister is. She is 13 and hates rides and roller coasters. She scares herself by watching ride accidents and says 'it doesn't even scare me' yet when we...
    mollymillymolly mollymillymolly 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    I absolutely positively HATE love "Why?" You ask? Let's go down the list Love is the most useless emotion, you can survive life without it. It can lead to heart break which can...
    LuckyGuy001 LuckyGuy001 13-15, M 15 hrs ago

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    You know what I can't stand most retail shopping sites other then amazon or local classifieds. Ever go to a site such as a box store and want to search for a certain item, say for...
    Codyj22 Codyj22 22-25, M 13 hrs ago

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    I'm so sick:P I hate I being sick, I can't do anything I want and I'm hurting and I can't eat anything. Ugh.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I hate who ever be lier in my life !
    netozel netozel 36-40, M 13 hrs ago

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    How can you hate food that's helps you, more than what doctors can? Oh my goodness
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 12 hrs ago

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    AAAARGHHHH I HATE PERIOD PAINS
    fatgirl123fat fatgirl123fat 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    I hate those adverts on the tv that show girls just acting normal on their periods.... It's not true! I am in agony! Especially on day 1! Those adverts make me want to punch the...
    PunkAndDisorderly PunkAndDisorderly 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Even though I said I hate fighting.. in the back of my mind i get relieved because it is a wake up call. "Wow, this love is real...we are arguing about what to eat tonight".
    1Lostcause 1Lostcause 16-17, T 11 hrs ago

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    So I went to a show yesterday and I was standing next to a seemingly beautiful black woman, and the crowd warmer said turn to you left and shake the persons hand meet someone new...
    MissLorii MissLorii 18-21, F 3 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I am married. I hate my wife, I don't find her sexually attractive because her attitude sucks. Remember pretty is as pretty does. I'm a staunch constitutionalist, she's now a...
    Jackem82 Jackem82 31-35, M 9 hrs ago

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    That moment when you're reading through 'I Hate Bad Grammar' experiences and you immediately check for bad grammar. Unless badder grammar is purposefully done. Then that's just...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    The past of others is what affects me. I thought my family was a good, happy family like they show on tv. But no, in the real world like ours, that's impossible. Cheating...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    Hate Waking Up And Not Being Able To Go Back To Sleep
    michigan11 michigan11 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    I hate fake people. I want a friendship. Friendship with people not just over the internet. Life time friends like every other person. It's hard finding friends who can hang out at...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I ******* hate people that talk so ******* disrespectfully about someone.
    abbyseaney abbyseaney 16-17, T 5 hrs ago

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    He's a manipulative, narcissistic and abusive totalitarian. All my live he never cares for me nor my mom. He loves to belittle us in front of everyone while keep telling me to love...
    haihoang haihoang 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    I hate life. I just so wanted to die 😞
    Life26 Life26 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    I used to hate the thought of getting older, watching these grey haired seniors hobble down the street, or elderly couples hanging onto each other for dear life... I finally came...
    westwoman westwoman 56-60, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    So pissed off went out my way to organise a visit for my son and his dad. I use the term dad loosely! And I asked him to not to disrespect me and put the phone down. And he had to...
    samscleverbox samscleverbox 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    I hate saying goodbye but there's no reason for me to be on here anymore. Will is gone and I can't stop thinking bout him. Thanks for all the support and sweet words from you guys...
    zakiana15 zakiana15 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I self harm and cut myself badly i hate life to much , i am a **** who goes out with any boy she can get !!!! 😷😡
    secretlol secretlol 16-17, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I hate the way i look. I look at myself and i dont like it at all. I see myself as fat and ugly. Ive always been bullied. And because im female and i have short hair people...
    Jade97 Jade97 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    I hate how I look ugh !!!!!!!!
    Vammy1d Vammy1d 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    I hate bugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KylieLaine KylieLaine 18-21, F 50 mins ago

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    I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself...
    Ashley1421 Ashley1421 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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