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I Hate Funerals

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    I have to go to my Aunts next week.

    . Not looking forward to it.
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F May 7

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    Bob, I am so sorry that you fell out of my back

    pocket and cracked on the cement. You are an awesome friend and some say I am addicted to u because u have the Internet and awesome games and apps and that i block people in Walmart because i am not paying attention to my surroundings. but now u r cracked. I'm sorry
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 28, 2014

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    I don't want to go to any more this year.

    How many is one person expected to go to?! This year has already been way to many family members. Loosing loves ones is awful and I can not take going to anymore.
    OwnWhoYouAre OwnWhoYouAre 18-21, F Aug 21, 2014

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    Emotionless Observations.

    Am I emotionless? Perhaps. When someone dies would I cry? Would I cover my eyes, Would I just simply lie? Lie to myself without a tear, desperately wishing they still were here. Death to me. Is an observation you see. An Idea under glass. Tears, paint my cheek sometimes. A...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 11, 2012

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    A Great Lady

    My mother in law died a few minutes ago. She'd been sick for many years. My husband and his brothers decided to care for her themselves. It was a valiant effort. I had never seen such devotion, but it wore them out. All of them have stress related problems now.She was a wonderful...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Feb 26, 2011

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    And Refuse To Attend Them....

    When I was 17, I was pregnant with my first child.  It was the seventies , and I knew people expected me to hide away, but , ever the rebel, I went wherever I wanted to.  I attended four different high schools, due to the fact that my dad was in military service, and...
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor 51-55, F Mar 10, 2010

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    Funerals Are Stupid

    I hate them. I've been to a handful of em. Grandparents, distant relatives, etc. No one in my immediate family has died yet(discounting pets). When I go to a funeral I usually feel apathetic. I'm not sad. I'm not wallowing in my grief. Honestly? I couldn't give a fu-ck about the...
    popcorngoo popcorngoo 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 3, 2013

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    I went to my boyfriends dad's funeral yesterday.

    His dad was way to young and passed away of cancer. My bf is 19 and I'm 16. It broke my heart to see his family so broken hearted. I hate funerals so much.
    foreverstrong17 foreverstrong17 18-21, F Feb 5, 2014

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    Of Course I Do

    I think you would need to be pretty warped to enjoy them, no matter if you knew the person or not.But in my strange way of looking at life, I find funerals life-affirming at the same time. Because you realise how short and frail life is, and that every moment should be lived...
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M Jul 4, 2012

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    Nana's Homegoing

      His eye is on the Sparrow"Why should I feel discouraged? Why should the shadows come? Why should my heart feel lonely, And long for my heavenly home? When Jesus is my portionA constant friend is he His eye is on the Sparrow And I know He watches me.... "Nana's Funeral This is...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 6, 2011

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    Funeral Fashions

      I am writing these silly stories to poke fun at funeral traditions, some of which are dated, torturous, and an insult to the deceased. We go through them because we don't want to offend anybody. The truly brave and the truly cowardly avoid funerals altogether. Most people...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 2, 2011

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    Ewww

    If I can help it I don't go to funerals. I don't even want a funeral myself and in fact, if I die tomorrow Silver01ta gets custody of my ashes. He can dump me in a trashcan for all I care. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 9, 2010

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    I really really hate them.

    so ******* much
    katt177 katt177 16-17, F Jun 24

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    Nana's Wait And Banquet

    Nana's Wait is today from 4-O'Clock PM until 8. A lady called him last night. She has been a close family friend for many years. She is a caterer. She said that she is bringing a banquet of food to the funeral home! What/?I don't know..... I have never heard of this. I started...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 4, 2011

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    I would like to know what twisted individual

    thought up the idea of a wake, the viewing of someone who's passed away. I've been to almost a dozen funerals in my life and still cannot get used to this concept. I reject this "social norm." Why are we sitting around staring at a dead person for hours? We've already mourned...
    DisappearIntoSilence DisappearIntoSilence 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I Hate...

    ....funerals. Your suppose to hate them. Someone you care about has died. There is nothing joyous about that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 11, 2010

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    Nana Didn't Play Favs

    Funeral Diary The days are passing by swiftly and Saturday will soon be here. The funeral will be Saturday at twelve noon. Many women say that they hate their mother in law, butI loved her. She was a saint. It was her son that drove me crazy at times. I remember the Sunday...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 3, 2011

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    Who Will Ride In The Funeral Car?

      I thought that this was interesting. The Funeral Diary Okay. They are trying to decide who will ride in the hearse with Nana. I have to, by marriage, so there is  no reason for me to fret about it. My husband, his four brothers and their wives will ride. So thats eight...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Mar 1, 2011

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    My First And Ony... Yet

    my great grandma died not too long ago. she was in her late 80's me and her were never really close but we didnt ever fight. so when i was at her funeral i felt sad. i was holding back tears the whole time. then we went to the cemitary and all the grand kids were given a token...
    brayden55 brayden55 16-17, M Jun 13, 2011

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    I cannot go to a wake

    or funeral anymore without feeling very horny afterwards. Must be a psychological reaction: the opposite of death is sex???
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    New Orleans Musicians Funeral-Dancing With The Casket

      Just A Closer Walk Here is a different kind of funeral. Sometimes New Orleans musicians give their friends funerals that are celebrations of their lives. In this video they actually dance with the casket. The casket comes out around 2:03 and the actual dancing starts around 3...
    Jilly111 Jilly111 46-50, F Feb 17, 2011

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    Being An Usher

    I was in office this week along with another colleague. I was helping him to store a desktop printer on a filing cupboard. As he was already carrying it, I stretched out both my hands so that he could place it on my hands. This printer now on my hands, brought back memories...
    DilXXX1982 DilXXX1982 31-35, M Dec 5, 2012

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    Well. I try not to hate them, but sometimes it's hard not to. I'm not very experienced with hatred.. How can you truly protect yourself, mind and body, without hatred? Anger...
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