I Hate Hummers

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    They are just really really ugly, 'nuff said.
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 21, 2012

    ****** Stretch Limos

    I live in Texas. Out where my family is from, I can see the need for good, tough, all terrain type vehicles. You never see Hummers up there though, just old pick ups and 4 wheelers. Her in Houston though, geez, you'd think it was a war zone. There are Hummers everywhere and...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 14, 2007

    GAWD They're So Ugly.

    Fugly in fact. They used to be used for the army right? That's the right place to use them, because we don't need them on our streets! Oy, they suck so bad. I'm glad other people think this, because everyone else was like "Oh i like them okay" or "Oh they're cute...
    candiipup candiipup
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 8, 2008

    Not a Fan

    I hope I don't sound to harsh or judgemental with this - so please don't be offended if you have one: I'm not a fan of Hummers.  They're just awkwardly shaped oversized cars that guzzle gas.  And, what's the real pupose and practicality in every day life?
    RandomFortune RandomFortune
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 6, 2007

    Conspicuous Consumption

    There's a Hum V epidemic where I live.  Every time I see one I want to slap a bumper sticker on it that says, "This Vehicle Fuels Terrorism." When I look at the drivers I want to ask them these questions.  1. Are you so fantastically insecure that you...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    33 Responses Jul 16, 2007

    From the Pen of Will Durst

    "Gas prices have caused SUV sales to drop like an anvil in a vertical zinc mine. Got to feel bad for ****** drivers. Now they have to find another way to make up for the miniscule nature of their manhood."
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Jun 16, 2008

    Big Stupid Toys

     I used to drive the real thing. I can't stand these self-important ***** who need this oversized block of scrap to make up for their "underendowment"...  There's also the fact that it's supposedly an off-road vehicle, but God forbid if they should see dirt...
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    1 Response Oct 8, 2007

    Stupid Need For Dominance

    all hummers are good for is making people feel dominant. you can search online and find out very quickly that the size and weight of the ****** makes it's preformance parts obsolete, and who can feel dominant when they get outstripped by my crappy litlle mazda truck? hummers top...
    EntrepGuy EntrepGuy
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Nov 21, 2007
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    Aug 1, 2014


    Thats just it. Hummers have to be one of THE ugliest things to have ever been built. They are moving workable scrap metal. They cost a fortune to look like $hIt. It pointless. they really serve no real purpose! It shows them off roading...but when you see the price tag its like...
    TattooBlitz TattooBlitz
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2008


    I drive a tiny yellow vw bug and drive it down to my neighborhood park to sit there and relax.  sometimes, they'll be a yellow ******, the same color as my car, parked right there.  It bugs me so much.  anyone driving that around shouldn't be allowed to go to a...
    eriliz eriliz
    16-17, F
    Nov 3, 2007

    I Would Rather Walk

    Ok so I have been living my life thinking that I was the only person in the world that hated those big gas guzzling ozone depleting compensating for something Hummers...Nothing says screw you and the world like a ******.  Well it is refreshing to know that my hatred is...
    dan5380 dan5380
    41-45, M
    Sep 13, 2007


    Everytime I see either a ****** or SUV I cringe. On some level, I can understand why someone would want to be safe and high up there. The thing I cant stand is seeing a big pick-up truck!! Unless you're a carpenter or are hauling lumber why does someone need to drive this v-10 or...
    readnwritewithwine readnwritewithwine
    31-35, M
    Feb 10, 2008

    I Heard a Song About Hummers

    Imagine it being sung as vapidly as possible to vapid, pretty car commercial music: I want a ****** Don't know why, don't know why Oh I want a ****** I just do Oh I'd drive my ****** Everywhere, everywhere Oh I want a ****** I just do It's such a beautiful world...
    humdinger humdinger
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Sep 3, 2007
    Gyummy Gyummy
    51-55, M
    Mar 11, 2014


    I can't say Hummers are ugly, I find them cute but I wouldn't buy one even if I could afford it.  It is huge + how much it'll cost on gas?
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    May 17, 2011

    What More Can I Say?

    Stupid is as stupid does. Identify one reason for these things that makes them invaluable as devices for the public roads.
    deleted deleted
    Mar 11, 2009


    I'm not even sure what the point of Hummers as personal vehicles is. Other than maybe to help out the poor old struggling Oil companies. Or maybe they're for people who think our rain isn't acidic enoug, but it is! Trust me, you can taste it, smell it, and when the acid rain gets...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2007

    I Know It's Not An "H"

    Today when I pulled up at the cafe to spend entirely too much time on here, there was a Toyota Land Cruiser in the parking lot with the dumbest bumper sticker. "SUVs promote terrorism" My operative point is the vehicle it's stuck on. And it wasn't slapped on like a...
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    Oct 16, 2007

    6 Miles Per Gallon, Are You Serious? These Things Are A Tapeworm, Financially.

    I feel like they are trying too hard. They are expensive and use SOOO much gas...just get an Escalade instead!! They are only 10 miles per gallon.   I guess what is cool about them...is how it's a raised vehicle and dark inside...so nobody knows what's going on in the...
    journeytowhere journeytowhere
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 9, 2010

    Go With the Vette Or Viper..

    I say if you just gotta waste that kinda money buy the sportscar instead. At least you dont look like a complete idiot in the sportscar..... Unless you really do go offroading in your ****** then I digress..
    CallMeLee CallMeLee
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Nov 15, 2007

    From the Desk of Bill Maher

    Bill Maher recently had something to say about these rolling eyesores. I apologize for only being able to post the link, but it's worth the trouble. There's a video at the end! http://www.236.com/blog/w/bill_maher/exclusive_video_truck_off_6004.php  
    Quadrophenic Quadrophenic
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Apr 22, 2008

    What Is the Point?

    You know, I just don't see the point in them. They are huge, they take up too much room, they have got to be expensive to fill up and the are not aesthetically pleasing. And the people who drive them are inevitably douche bags. OK, there may be some nice soccer moms that have one...
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Dec 17, 2007


    They seem more like a status symbol to me.  I don't like status symbols but on top of that they are big and obnoxious.  So I think they represent people who are vain and/or insecure, who feel the need to really show off and drive an in-your-face ...
    DesertTruth DesertTruth
    26-30, M
    Jan 8, 2008


    I am talking about the civilian vehicle and not the military one, and certainly not the sexual act because I love being part of one of those every chance i get lol.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Sep 17, 2011


    There just plain big and ugly..........nothing more to say about them
    tatteredwings tatteredwings
    May 13, 2009
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