I Hate It When I Get Toothpaste On My Shirt

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    Brushing My Teeth Shirtless

    I'm such a clutz I always end up with toothpaste on my clothes, so I always brush my teeth with the bathroom door locked and my shirt off, that way my clothes don't get any tooth paste on them. 
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 21, 2008

    It is another one of those things

    that just seems to stick to your clothes.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Nov 1, 2015

    Darth Vader: Nooooooooo!!!

    For approximately 20 minutes in the morning, my teeth are assaulted by my furious pummeling brush-strokes. I'm not kidding; I am the Rambo of teethbrushery. My utensils usually wear out after a few weeks of strenuous use (I go through a toothbrush every 2-3 weeks). My dentist...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 23, 2008

    NO

    I really hate it, when I get toothpaste on my shirt!  I try to be careful, but sometimes, it just doesn't work out that way.
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog
    70+
    1 Response May 23, 2009

    Minty!

    I guess there are worse things to get on your shirt but if I was lucky enough to make it through breakfast then get toothpaste on me afterwards is a huge disappointment.  It is a bad start to what could have been a good day!  
    Valentine Valentine
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 18, 2008

    Bahhh

    Always right before I'm ready to leave...If I'm in a hurry...I'll be speed brushing and boom there it is man...tooth paste every!!!! Sucks.... -.-
    ForeversNever ForeversNever
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Sep 11, 2008

    I Got Toothpaste In My Eye

    I got toothpaste in my eye and my eyeball felt minty fresh.  I was expecting it to hurt, but I just felt a lovely fresh breeze on my eye.  I considered putting a little in the other eye... but then I realized that was crazy!!
    Pricey Pricey
    26-30, M
    26 Responses Aug 17, 2008

    Bugger

    Bugger,Not again,My best shirt,Damn toothpaste,Was gonna wear that,Have to change again,What will I wear?That was my best.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2012

    The Sad Moment of Realization

    Getting toothpaste on your shirt is a terribly emotional experience. It might not be recognized in the mainstream but it goes way deep. Very metaphorical. It goes along the same lines as chasing an unreachable dream. Well, maybe not at all. I do know that it sucks. Toothpaste on...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID
    26-30, M
    11 Responses Aug 16, 2008

    I Hate It

    I usually dont notice until later in the day...and then I realize that I have been walking around all day with a white spot on my shirt.
    weather1965 weather1965
    41-45, M
    Aug 23, 2008

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