I Hate It When I Run Out of Toilet Paper

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    THANKS For the Reminder

    Im just on my way to the store, there was just enough paper this morning, going along to the store for some sausage egg bacon black pudding and mushrooms gonna have myself a good old fashioned Scottish "fry up" so a trip to the loo at some point today is inevitable, and...
    Bdougie Bdougie
    May 28, 2008

    What My Hubby Used As a Substitute

    My hubby was in the bathroom a while ago doing a number 2 when he realized he was out of toilet paper. He called me for help. He asked me what he could use to wipe himself. I looked around and quickly thought of something. Guess what I gave him to wipe his ***. Maxi pads!LOL. He...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 27, 2008

    I Only Buy Double-roll T.P. Now.

    This one is a bit of a no-brainer.  I can't think of anyone who does like running out.  Some of us are more outraged than others, though, when they find that empty tube hanging there, just another sh***y job left unattended, as if wiping after ourselves wasn't bad...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    11 Responses May 1, 2009


    We have a cabinet stocked in the bathroom with toilet paper I hate when I'm taking a poop but didn't realize there was no toilet paper in the bathroom. Because then I have to get up without wiping my *** and go into the hall closet to get more TP. >_>
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 10, 2009

    Realising I have probably only 2 shots left at

    using the toilet in a scabby sorta way.... 20 squares left... Dun dun dun dun!!!!!!
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR
    26-30, F
    1 Response Oct 15, 2014

    What to Do If You Run Out of Toilet Paper

    My grandmother always said a finger well washed is clean.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 26, 2008

    Song About Running Out of Toilet Paper

    Song about runnung out of toilet paper: Sittin on the toilet in a house that I don't know lookin all around me where the toilet paper go I'm feelin real uneasy and I'm feelin real uncertain because I got to wipe my *** again with the shower curtain.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 26, 2008
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