I Hate It When You Run Out of Lightbulbs

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 56 People

    The ''marina Coil''

    HI.. MY DAUGHTER HAS HAD TO 'DEMAND' THE REMOVAL OF HER 'MARINA COIL'..DUE TO THE 'PROBLEMS TO HER HEALTH'...BUT HER DOCTOR AND NURSE WERE MOST 'UNSYMPATHETIC!.. CLAIMING THE 'MARINA COIL' SHOULD NOT BE THE CAUSE...YET MY DAUGHTER HAD BEEN USING 'OTHER COILS' FOR YEARS WITHOUT...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 19, 2011

    Not Near As Bad As Running Out of Tp!!!

    Toilet Paper is my number ONE item that I stockpile, out of the fear of running out!  Lightbulbs, nah... I can always light my 1,000 candles.  However, my Charmin is like gold!  I feel so rich, when I just return from the store, with the purchase of the LARGEST...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    31 Responses Mar 25, 2008

    Q. How many programmers does it take to change

    a light bulb? A. None. That's a hardware issue.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 20, 2014

    Related Experiences

    15 til, cheers!! Live life!!!
    Extant1 Extant1
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 21
    I've been on this site for only a few months.... I met some wonderful people.... as well as some strange ones! For the most part it has been a positive experience! I want to thank...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21
    this crap drives me nuts!!! Sometimes, if I've practically written a novels because we're having a serious conversation via text, I'll call them out on it. Most of the time I don't...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    Although I don't go on here very much anymore, I sure will miss knowing its here when I need it. I've met some truly amazingly awesome people on here....and my share of not-so...
    bleedingheart11 bleedingheart11
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Apr 21
    It's such a bad thing that EP is closing now. I understand it helped a lot of people. I hope it'll return someday and in a better version (tho I like it the way it is). Thanks...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 21
    To all my Ep friends: it has been great knowing so many Of you amazing and a few perverted folks.:)). As we move towards the final hours of Ep, I feel like I am re watching the...
    anitaHere anitaHere
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    Well EPers it was way fun while it lasted, I've had an amazing time on here connecting with you all, even exchanging numbers, I hope that you all continue to strive in life and in...
    MississippiGal MississippiGal
    26-30, F
    Apr 21
    My mom yells and shouts at my brothers for not cleaning up after themselves. Where was all that energy when it was time to buy condoms?
    iReallyLoveJorgie iReallyLoveJorgie
    16-17, F
    Apr 20
    Giving you a sarcastic response rather than just telling you the answer.
    iReallyLoveJorgie iReallyLoveJorgie
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    just saying goodbye EP. friends if you want to find me on other sites with same username as here. good bye EP you have been good most off the time. love you EP.
    slivereyes slivereyes
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 20
    It's all over Casanova , the fat lady is clearing her throat
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 20
    Okay, I get it, you're just making yourself look good. Kinda like those ******** who say that they care about people in poverty, yet they actually don't give a ****.
    DreamOfAFox DreamOfAFox
    13-15, F
    Apr 19
    not long to go. I be on the other sites me often
    slivereyes slivereyes
    36-40, F
    Apr 19
    With EP closing, have a look at http://super-slutty-is-fun.tumblr.com/ for some smoking (and other) stuff :) Also, http://pub35.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/2978566655 is good for...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 19
    Is anyone here Agender? I'm trying to get some feedback on the DOs and DON'Ts. I have a family member who identifies them self as such and I do not want to offend them.
    goforward19 goforward19
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    it feels so worst when u know you did something really wrong and hurt someone you really cared. it feels so sick at such times
    tomharryasia tomharryasia
    31-35, M
    Apr 19
    We all lie, whether it's a small lie or a big lie. The person who disappoints me the most when they lie...is myself. I can't control anyone else's tongue, but I control my own...
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 18
    EVERYONE KIK ME AT @vibrantax I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU PEOPLE <3
    TheMindBlower TheMindBlower
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 18
    Have been here since 2010, I have met so many ealks of life on here. Sone with heavy hearts and those helping to pick up the pieces. Then there are those with colorful paths. With...
    redtailfree48 redtailfree48
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Apr 18
    Can't sleep cause my f**king baby keeps me up all night :(
    BadMomKira BadMomKira
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 18
    I'm sad to see EP go but I do understand if anyone wants to keep in touch with me I'm including my email Alliegenis69 at gmail
    cutebbw46 cutebbw46
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    I'm so sad that EP is ending but when good things end you find better things like Anomo
    LauraBowker LauraBowker
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 18
    My mother does it all the time when we're around family and they drink alcohol. This annoying ***** sits and pretends like she's oh so drunk, then she'll keep interrupting people's...
    FutureVet2014 FutureVet2014
    18-21, F
    Apr 18
    I miss my best friend. i miss how we used to be. I miss all the memories we had. But now she's making memories with her new friends and i'm out of the picture. She forgot about me...
    SSASAM SSASAM
    26-30, F
    Apr 17
    Maybe I'm just weird like this, but my word means something so I just expect the same in return. Is that too much to ask of the world? Things happen sometimes, emergencies pop up...
    kk1874 kk1874
    31-35, F
    Apr 16
    Hey Y'all, I'd say I'm about 70% out. There still a ways to go, but I'm looking forward to it. Check out my coming out story.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nXLFO_t7Ps
    AB9494 AB9494
    22-25, M
    Apr 15
    i often have enormous amounts of time alone, and apart from pron on the web, i have little to do, i read, watch television, play guitar, but mostly explore the web,i used to play...
    buddyhilly buddyhilly
    46-50, M
    Apr 15
    In my head, I fantasised about the life I wish I had, I could imagine anything, no one to judge me, no one to stop me. The sky was the limit, but in every life I had fantasised...
    writingforlife6 writingforlife6
    18-21, F
    Apr 15
    I love learning about how boys find out that they are most like themselves when they wear female clothing.
    KaliraMiss KaliraMiss
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 14
    i used to have a good friend that i used to talk to on my old account but now since i broke my phone shes gone and i lost her number and shes in a relationship i know its long...
    aaronpayne456 aaronpayne456
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Apr 14
    Bye EP. You were good(ish) while you lasted. You helped a little, and you hurt a little. If any strangers see this and want to contact me, find me at: Insta - unklejason (That's...
    unklejason unklejason
    13-15, M
    4 Responses Apr 14
    I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've...
    hazaramujahideen hazaramujahideen
    70+, F
    2 Responses Apr 14
    I just don't want to be associated with you online, you make me mad, and being in the same cyberspace with you makes my balls itch. and my colon tighten. I hate it, every thing you...
    debonaireash debonaireash
    26-30, M
    Apr 14
    what a man,,,,great read https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvMq1gds7bU &..& http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/videos/2016-04-12/ron-fournier-on-how-his-son-taught-him-to-be-a-parent
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 13
    Everyone who has blocked me has first started an argument with me. They only blocked me when they realised it was an argument they couldn't win.
    Hannah1100 Hannah1100
    13-15, F
    5 Responses Apr 13
    There's absolutely no reason for me to breathe in fresh air all day long when I can breathe in thick cigarette smoke instead! Sucking as hard as I can on a lit cigarette and...
    MirandaSummers MirandaSummers
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Apr 13
    YAYYYYY!!!!! Read my profile first…. R E A D! Look at the groups I've joined! Sheesh… You want to do that before starting up a conversation with me. It clearly states I'm NOT...
    SpirallingUp SpirallingUp
    26-30, F
    Apr 12
    Not only do I hate when they pretend to care but I also hate when they pretend to know what you're going through
    HeidiJohnson HeidiJohnson
    22-25, T
    1 Response Apr 12
    ...And act as if it's some kind of disease. Maybe I'm single because I want to FUCKEN be!!!.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 12
    I guess I'm single because I'm at a point in my life where I prefer something genuine. I don't want to settle and just be with anyone. I here that people say they're shocked I'm...
    gorjus1 gorjus1
    31-35, F
    Apr 12
    At Melanies house, had to kick off my heels they were pinching my toes!!!! Not broke in good yet!!!!!
    JennyTom JennyTom
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    Well, this is how much of a loser I am. The last person to talk to me just wanted me to get him cigarettes. I remember also I used to be funny, but then I had some problems with...
    Nickf20 Nickf20
    18-21, M
    Apr 12
    i was in the car with my mom, and my brothers and her were talking about this girl that was walking down tye street. i said, "well im not interested in girls. i dont know why." my...
    SwiftMoonRising SwiftMoonRising
    13-15, M
    Apr 11
    I'm not gay but for some reason I get interested in listening to LGBT members being brave enough to admit that they are gay. I understand it takes alot of guts to do that because...
    Tagstar2000 Tagstar2000
    13-15, M
    Apr 11
    I was playing basketball and I lost so I yelled at my team because they were useless then the other team laughed at me then I started crying and said it wasn't fair and the teams...
    kindaspoilt kindaspoilt
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    Black dress and sheer to waist pantyhose only need someone to share it with
    holly39 holly39
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    I think I always knew. However it wasn't until I was in my 30's that I would admit it to myself. All through my teens and 20's, in spite of all the obvious clues. I went through...
    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT
    66-70, M
    7 Responses Apr 11
    I wore a black lace bra and panties set a grey sweater dress and black pantyhose
    holly39 holly39
    41-45, M
    Apr 10
    I was 12 with a teen girl.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 10
    I don't "crossdress"! I femulate I express in the feminine I wear clothing that suits my expressions Q: Why don't we say tomboys are crossdressers? A: Crossdressing is a...
    JoanieNewHampshire JoanieNewHampshire
    61-65, T
    6 Responses Apr 10
    This is what I put on this morning.
    mat2Robin43 mat2Robin43
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Apr 9
    So, I believe in a few days this site will have shut down, and I'll loose my masterpieces. But that's ok. I'll smile still because past the perverts and pedophiles I met some great...
    writingforlife6 writingforlife6
    18-21, F
    Apr 9
    I miss the feeling on his warm hand on my belly! It's so hard but I just gotta keep going for girls I'm carrying and my son!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 8
    o shitt this site is shutting down!? WTF i just recently joined this wonderful community. I guess they dont earn money (lack of commercials) so why bother eh? I bet as it seems...
    Phoeazarus Phoeazarus
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 8
    If your a woman and your best friend is a guy and you hang with guys cause girls are "lame" just so you know NO man buys that!! If my bff is a woman bet your *** I'm sleeping with...
    Bway777 Bway777
    41-45, M
    Apr 7
    This is my first post for trying to find if somebody has experienced something like this? So for a couple of days ago i was at a old childhood friends surprise birthday party. Had...
    Phoeazarus Phoeazarus
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Apr 7
    Every since I've been stalled on a unknown number I don't reply to a unknown number that text me first or pick up unknown numbers or block numbers . This is a story I was on...
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    Apr 7
More Stories