I Hate Ketchup

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    You.. You cruesome people.

    Why you hate ketchup? Ketchup is greatness. Ketchup is power. What did Leonardo da Vinci screamed when they accused him being gay? EAT REMOULADE! What did Cassandra screamed when she predicted the Trojan war? LET THEM GET KETCHUP AND THEY'LL LEAVE US ALONE! What did the romes...
    ketchuplover24 ketchuplover24
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 17, 2014

    My Ketchup Memories

    I have had bad memories of ketchup in my childhood.  1. My best friend licking it off a plate (it was both gross and traumatic). 2. My brother loved it so much, his plate of chips or fries was covered in the condiment. I loathe ketchup a lot too.  I have never liked its...
    arcenciel arcenciel
    22-25, F
    Mar 19, 2010

    The most disgusting sauce known to man.

    It smells awful, looks awful, feels awful, tastes awful. What's worse? When someone leaves ketchup on the table, or lets my food touch just a smidge of it.
    mcshort6443 mcshort6443
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 15, 2014

    I Never 'Caught' Ketchup

    I gag as I stand in front of my brother, who vigorously shakes the bottle of ketchup and pours out a huge, saliva-tasting mound onto his food. Now, I am here to share my experience of my hate for ketchup. I never liked ketchup. My brother puts ketchup on everything: fries...
    lovecatsnothumans lovecatsnothumans
    22-25, F
    Mar 17, 2013

    My Son

    I used to be indifferent towards ketchup, though I tended to prefer mustard. Then came my 2 year old son, who seems to consider ketchup a fashion accessory. I can barely even stand to smell the stuff. I also buy Hunts whenever possible to avoid supporting the Heinz family.
    DartmanX DartmanX
    1 Response Oct 31, 2007

    How dare you all for hating

    such an amazing product :p shame shame shame.
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    22-25, F
    Sep 20, 2014

    takes up all of my guys time.

    ....death to tomatoes!!
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2016

    Eww!!! I Hate Ketchup

    I don't know what it is, but I HATE ketchup!!! My mom, dad, and brother like ketchup... But I don't. I can't eat it, I can't touch it, I can't even touch the bottle! It disgusts me... I dont know why it does but I can't stand to be around it. I prefer barbeque sauce or whatever...
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2008

    Years Of Trauma

    Ketchup reeks. Elementary school cafeterias reek of the sugary, gooey gunk at lunchtime. For 20 years its acrid, irritating odor has assailed my olfactories in the middle of every work day. Lazy, slacker parents encourage kids to slather it all over everything they serve, rather...
    ArtichokeLover ArtichokeLover
    51-55, F
    Aug 11, 2013

    Ugghhh!!! I cannot stand ketchup!

    It's the most revolting condiment ever! I realize my hatred for a mere condiment is irrational, but I can't help it. The smell of ketchup nauseates me! I hate when it gets on my hands, it's hell getting the smell out. Ketchup ruins the taste of a cheeseburger, of a hot...
    gtafan1987 gtafan1987
    1 Response Mar 17, 2014

    Ketchup,mayo and cheese are one of the things

    that I wish I could eat but I am sure I'll vomit :( Just had a KFC burger that I got in my room.i had to take the kabab out and wiped all the ketchup,mayo and cheese and then ate it, but still feel sick to the stomach:( I don't know anyone around me who has such allergy to these...
    Scorpio95117 Scorpio95117
    22-25, F
    Aug 10, 2014

    In my opinion ketchup is too sweet,

    it takes away the flavour of food, and I don't like sweet things in food. I only like mayonnaise on my chips.
    Mahsa99 Mahsa99
    18-21, F
    Jun 20, 2014

    What A Waste Of Tomatoes :(

    If I were a tomato I would be traumatized to become ketchup. Tomatoes deserve so much more, would anyone think of the tomatoes rights? It's tomato abuse and it needs to be abolished! *makes signs* *protests ketchup* - IChangedMyUsername the Anti-Ketchup Brigade President...
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 29, 2009

    I Have Always Hated Ketchup And Still Do...

    There used to be a ketchup plant were I lived. It was horrible from summer until fall with the smell of ketchup...I hated it. I don't like acidity. I do like marinara/meat sauce and spaghetti is one of my favorite dishes. BBQ sauce is okay, but on a Carl's Jr. Burger. Salsa...
    nemo669 nemo669
    41-45, M
    1 Response Sep 29, 2011
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