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I Hate Long, Fake Prayers

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    "Pharisee" Prayers

    I can't stand it when people say those long prayers with flamboyant words and metaphorical, cliché language.  I notice this most in church, usually when one of the elders prays.  They start it out like "Our father who art in heaven."  Then they...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 83 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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    NOOOOOOO!

    I HATE those long fake pray things they do. They are awful, terrible, tradgic. It is like people feel they have to include every thing, and then repeat everything again, and O my goodness does that drive me batty! I have nothing against praying i do it myself but its those ones...
    Lilibuth12 Lilibuth12 18-21, F Aug 19, 2009

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    Lordy, Lordy... I Must Have Parked My Soul Out In the North Forty, Again!

    I hate those kind of prayers too! I want to pray more like I talk, ya know? The reality is that I have gotten so far from God and the journey back to Him seems so hard. But boy could I ever dazzle you with my prolific prayers full of pomp and praise! "Oh Lord of the...
    JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy 46-50, F Jul 12, 2009

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    I dont really HATE anybody but it does make me sad and tired at the same time dealing with the billion and one fake people you run across on a daily basis.In real life and online...
    shinjorai shinjorai 36-40, M 2 Responses Nov 25

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    This is the first time I'm writing about this to strangers, but even if no one reads it, it's already a relief to get it out somewhere... My mother drives me crazy and I hate her...
    savannahdash savannahdash 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    Actually these fvcking fake a*s morons just wants to be the "center of the attention". They make retarded b*llsh*t cra*py gossips about you cause they are being envious of what you...
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    Disqualify Disqualify 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    BeyondIllusions BeyondIllusions 56-60, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

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    qwernia qwernia 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 12

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    When people say your fake like oh really you calling me fake that's why you only have one blurry *** pic of yourself and I have like a million clear *** pics of myself Like one...
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    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    learntoswim learntoswim 22-25, F 4 Responses Nov 22

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    It's so sad that people have to hide behind fake names and profiles. Why can't you just be yourself? If you can't love you, then how can you expect someone else to love the fake...
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    ILavIt ILavIt 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 1

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    hesitations hesitations 16-17, M Dec 12

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    It's funny how I've seen fake accounts make posts about hating fake accounts..
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I really hate fake ones.... Y don't they just have the guts to reveal their own identity.. and hiding behind someone else's pictures...
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