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I Hate Long, Fake Prayers

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    "Pharisee" Prayers

    I can't stand it when people say those long prayers with flamboyant words and metaphorical, cliché language.  I notice this most in church, usually when one of the elders prays.  They start it out like "Our father who art in heaven."  Then they...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan 22-25, M 83 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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    Lordy, Lordy... I Must Have Parked My Soul Out In the North Forty, Again!

    I hate those kind of prayers too! I want to pray more like I talk, ya know? The reality is that I have gotten so far from God and the journey back to Him seems so hard. But boy could I ever dazzle you with my prolific prayers full of pomp and praise! "Oh Lord of the...
    JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy 46-50, F Jul 12, 2009

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    NOOOOOOO!

    I HATE those long fake pray things they do. They are awful, terrible, tradgic. It is like people feel they have to include every thing, and then repeat everything again, and O my goodness does that drive me batty! I have nothing against praying i do it myself but its those ones...
    Lilibuth12 Lilibuth12 18-21, F Aug 19, 2009

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    Lipsofanangel976 Lipsofanangel976 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    Fake people are a waste of time. I've dealt with fake people before and it's so frustrating and time consuming. No matter how hard you try, if someone is fake you can't change that...
    littlefighter littlefighter 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 28

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    I hate living in a culture that promotes that being fake as positive. I live in a bubble set up with a hierarchy dependent on perpetual fakeness. I don't hate them but I hate their...
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    He said he loved me . Made me feel special . Said he cared about me More than ANY other girl he'd ever been with . Then after 12 days of dating he dumps me , he feels "it's not...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 12 Responses Aug 6

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    I honestly dont know how I came up with my username. I wasnt thinking about rhyming it. I just hate fake people. Fakerhater My previous username before this was BL4D3. But...
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    FAKE PEOPLE! like really? Come on! Why you's gotta act fake. Why be my friend and act all nice and sweet but when I turn my back u are slagging me off and bitching about me? Yeah u...
    XxHeyyTherexX XxHeyyTherexX 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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    I hate fake ppl come to me of somone was being fake if they don't show u there pic there fake
    vampirsofnorth vampirsofnorth 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    My "bestfriend" is so fake. She talks crap about a lot of people and swears she hates them but then on Instagram she's posting hearts and kissy faces under their pictures or...
    unthinkablesoul unthinkablesoul 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Yes, I can fake a smile...am good at it. I can be pretentious. I'd been doing it in my real life for years. But I cannot fake myself. (laughs) I am not here to create a bogus...
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 30

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    DrowningInPain2 DrowningInPain2 13-15, F Aug 3

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    If your fake and you hate fake people, don't you hate yourself? .-.
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    What I dont understand other girls, they have Fake ****, Fake hair, fake lashes, fake nails and fake lips....and these ******* are looking for a 'real' man? Buy a Ken doll Barbie
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    So do you hate fake people or fake people who claim to be something they aren't? Hating someone is wrong. We've all lied and have done wrong things we aren't proud of. I notice...
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    There were some people I met in my life that if I knew now, I'd love to be around. I'm a different person. I want to engage. I wish I had maintained relationships with certain...
    shameinnoshame shameinnoshame 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I hate fake people. I want a friendship. Friendship with people not just over the internet. Life time friends like every other person. It's hard finding friends who can hang out at...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    Just because im really a 97yo male nudist from Japan why cant i make a fake profile and pretend to be a hot 26yo babe so no i dont hate people who make fake profiles, would i have...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 1

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    I hate reality. I use to dream, pretend about things I want and want to happen and think it's true. You know, I'm in a long distance relationship on Facebook and everything is...
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    Back in 2008, on my birthday, I honestly thought God was answering my prayers and was giving me my 2nd chance to have my family back together, when my ex-husband came to live with...
    Sandalwood3 Sandalwood3 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    here's what i think about this experience i think it's really stupid it's basically saying that a person who bothered to create a fake account with about 100 experiences that they...
    CynicalMaster CynicalMaster 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    Nior18 Nior18 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    You know , i am really bothered by dishonesty and deception. Where tf are the TRULY REAL individuals? The ones that keep it BLUNT and to the point ? I need individuals like that in...
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Ok so there's two types of "fake people" right?. There's those who act fake or whatever, and then there's the posers or wannabes. I'm pretty sure this experience is talking about...
    WesleyMcCool WesleyMcCool 16-17, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Why can't we all just keep it 100%. I don't understand why there's fake people in the world who have time to be someone they're not. Like, why the **** would anyone put that...
    kushbabe420 kushbabe420 22-25, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    I hate haters I swear if if I **** with you I **** with you if I dont then im busy or writing a post or experience im taking care of my nieces I have two nieces okay not gonna be...
    Xxchristinx18 Xxchristinx18 18-21, F Aug 18

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    GirlyChick99 GirlyChick99 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 30

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    misstandme101 misstandme101 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 3

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    This can be particularly annoying when using social media. People can be who they want behind the screen and no one will notice. I have dealt with a couple disappointing truths and...
    Liv4Life Liv4Life 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I really hate fake people that try to talk to me and send fake pics to me like no😒 I know your fake just cut the act.
    Mercyyyy Mercyyyy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    Nimblecat Nimblecat 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    Ok, now seriously....... How gullible are you people? Now offence but seriously, you should be able to spot a fake profile a mile away... 1. They look like models 2. They have...
    thedayyouwentaway thedayyouwentaway 36-40, M 6 Responses Aug 13

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    Jeremy149 fake and a lier he said he hates liers so he hates him self?He's a lier
    football2014 football2014 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 17

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    I literally hate it when people are acting fake. And they aren't acting like themselves. Is it not annoying or is it just me?.🚫
    francescaastorga francescaastorga 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 29

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    “In Internet slang, a troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 5 Responses Jul 30

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    I hate fake accounts...especially with those who pretend to be someone their not...seriously just be yourself.
    Rayven1997 Rayven1997 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 1

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    I had a best friend, she was like a sister to me. She and I saw each other everyday and I opened up to her about everything. One day she stopped talking to me and started telling...
    unicornkitty unicornkitty 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 2

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