I Hate Long, Fake Prayers

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    Lordy, Lordy... I Must Have Parked My Soul Out In the North Forty, Again!

    I hate those kind of prayers too! I want to pray more like I talk, ya know? The reality is that I have gotten so far from God and the journey back to Him seems so hard. But boy could I ever dazzle you with my prolific prayers full of pomp and praise! "Oh Lord of the...
    JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy JesusIsComingHurryLookBusy
    46-50, F
    Jul 12, 2009

    NOOOOOOO!

    I HATE those long fake pray things they do. They are awful, terrible, tradgic. It is like people feel they have to include every thing, and then repeat everything again, and O my goodness does that drive me batty! I have nothing against praying i do it myself but its those ones...
    Lilibuth12 Lilibuth12
    18-21, F
    Aug 19, 2009

    "Pharisee" Prayers

    I can't stand it when people say those long prayers with flamboyant words and metaphorical, cliché language.  I notice this most in church, usually when one of the elders prays.  They start it out like "Our father who art in heaven."  Then they...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    83 Responses Apr 16, 2008

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