I Hate Loud Chewers

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    my coworkers are loud chewers. I keep hearing nomnomnom, smack, smack.. drives me nuts and grosses me out big time. I noted that just now on my msn, hopefully they'll see that and get the hint
    adrie adrie
    Jul 28, 2009

    I Hate It.

    I have a friend that chews so ridiculously loud and it drives me insane. smack, smack, smack. REALLY NOW? Is that necessary for you too eat? I can't go to the movie theatre with her because I can't concentrate on the damned movie with her eating beside me.
    autosuggestion autosuggestion
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 1, 2008


    I literally cannot concentrate when I'm around loud chewers!! and i start to get a little sick if I don't remove myself from the situation soon. The worst is in movies when they have closeups of the actors mouths while...chewing! gross!!
    kaybunker kaybunker
    Sep 8, 2011

    I Think They Have Less Cheek Insulation

    Honestly, I've never heard people chew so loud in my entire 48 years of my existence. My husband and his daughter chew equally loud. Chips are the worst and are distractingly loud. They can be heard from an adjacent room. To add insult to injury, they chew about twice as fast as...
    Calimen Calimen
    46-50, F
    Jan 31, 2013

    Anoying As H***

    I lived in a Homeless Shelter for three years,the majority of the people that ate lunch were street people.They were really pitiful,I mean unbathed smelled of urine,vomit and other unmentionable odors.Anywho there was a guy that had the most anoying habit of chewing his food with...
    Wallygator64 Wallygator64
    46-50, M
    Jan 21, 2012

    Someone Please Come Up W/ Chewing Lessons.

    I've been cursed w/ loud chewers all around me! my coworker, smacks his mouth, and the other slurps EVERYTHING! my roommate, slurps cereal, then chewes w/ her mouth open and breathes through her mouhth as she is chewing, omg, it turns my stomach and makes me want to hit her! ...
    ukllmewhnuchew ukllmewhnuchew
    26-30, F
    Dec 8, 2009

    Living With Dad Temporarily

    I can hear the smaks echo through the house, he was eating chips just now and had to put headphones in.. 1 floor away. The worst part is he really likes eating meals with people, real nice guy but eats sooo friggin' loud. Ive told him before and other roomates I've had no one...
    sdaes sdaes
    26-30, M
    Jul 2, 2012

    Eat Quietly!

    When I was a teenager I used to wear earplugs to the kitchen table.  To my horror I married a loud chewer also.  I turn the t.v up loud when he eats.
    ouch ouch
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Mar 1, 2008
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