I Hate Mayonnaise

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    I Hate Mayo So Much I Almost Got Fired Over It!

    I hate mayonnaise so much and make such a big fuss about it when ordering takeout food or at a restaurant, that I was admonished by my boss before going out to a restaurant with an important client, don't talk about mayonnaise! Don't even mention it!  I've had many an...
    Les99 Les99
    4 Responses Sep 2, 2010

    Mayo is Satans *****.

    It produces bad things
    idkitty idkitty
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 14, 2014

    It just grosses me out my boyfriend always puts

    it on his sandwiches and I'm just like 😷😷😷
    lovenicolexo lovenicolexo
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 12, 2014

    Ever since I was a kid,

    I was always disgusted by it. And the fact that everyone else was disgusted by it, made me disgusted with it even more. I began to see the unnatural viscosity of it, I saw that bland coloring, tasted the cold nothingness of it. Of course the list is endless. To me, it is an...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jun 30, 2014
    TheComplication TheComplication
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2014
    haileyknight11 haileyknight11
    16-17, F
    Jul 17, 2014


    The following story is dedicated to Sarah McDonnell. Sometimes I sit down and cry because the world is a confusing place and there are so many things I don't understand, the main thing I can not comprehend is the fact that mayonnaise is one of the most popular condiments in the...
    catrionaballerina catrionaballerina
    Apr 1, 2012

    Mama june hates too :) i cant understand how

    people prefer mayonnaise to MUSTARD
    fauxlady fauxlady
    26-30, F
    Aug 11, 2014

    Hold The Mayo

    I have hated mayo for my entire life and been an active anti-mayo activist since 2006 when I set up the blog that expanded the revolution against this vile , slimy white condiment:
    holdthatmayo holdthatmayo
    41-45, M
    Mar 18, 2012

    I've hated mayo since I was 8.

    I'd scrape it off my burger... It's gross Dx
    deleted deleted
    Sep 7, 2014

    I Have My Reasons.

    Why I hate mayonnaise: It looks like *****. And it doesn't taste as good. 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 10, 2008
    zomaee zomaee
    18-21, F
    May 16, 2014

    Mayonnaise Or Shmayonnaise??

    So one exquisite September morning at 1:20am, a family member of mine urged me into trying a potato salad with out mayonnaise. Now take it from a mayonnaise veteran, I know the difference between the two, and I could honestly say that adding mayonnaise in such a situation would...
    ejdoooo ejdoooo
    18-21, M
    20 Responses Sep 12, 2009

    Top 5 Reasons to Hate Mayo

     5. It's whiteish yellow.  4. It tastes like ***.  3. It's bad for you.  2. It may or may not be made out of the souls of the innocent.  1. It's called "MAYONNAISE" - a word so aesthetically disturbing, it induces vomiting upon impact...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    9 Responses Oct 14, 2008

    i've always had. i dont know,

    to me it just tastes disgusting. i always eat my sandwiches plain (with only meat and bread) and all the time people ask me "how can you eat absolutely nothing on your sandwich? its so dry..." Tastes fine to me.
    queenkiaraxo queenkiaraxo
    18-21, F
    4 Responses May 23, 2014

    Childhood Trauma Made Me Hate Mayo And...I'm Glad.

    My Mom and Dad's usual babysitter was temporarily unavailable for a week that particular summer, so my Mom arranged to have a classmate's Mom (Crazy) watch us for the morning and afternoon, and it was also convenient because she lived relatively close to us. This was the 70's and...
    LoveGod7 LoveGod7
    46-50, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2013

    It's gross I once was dared to eat a spoonful

    of it and I just puked it all back up again
    RubyGoad1 RubyGoad1
    18-21, F
    Jul 4, 2014
    hbendel hbendel
    18-21, F
    May 17, 2014
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