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I Hate Morning Erections - Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 24 People

    Especially If You Share Your Room

    Not a storry really, but I discovered that it usually means I have to urinate (ironic though since it's pretty hard to go with a hard erection!) But these days, when I wake up with an erection, I just get up and take a leak sitting down and it starts to get flacid by the time I...
    epilgrim epilgrim
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Aug 29, 2012

    Had to hide this from a platonic female friend.

    Good thing I fell asleep I'm my shorts and belt ;)
    epoch9 epoch9
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 23, 2014

    It's the worst thing in the world

    when you're super horny and you're too tired to do anything about it.
    MetalM4tt MetalM4tt
    18-21, M
    Apr 24, 2014

    Annoying!

    Like you wake up in the morning with a b.o.n.e.r and the first thing you wanna do is peeeee...which could be a bit difficult at this point cause your **** is pointing up like a freaking missile..you will be like come on dude relax and let me pee :Dall the guys know what am...
    Tarule Tarule
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Feb 29, 2012

    It'S True

    That's because I must have had an erotic dream, and bloody well forgotten what is was about. What's even worse is , going to bed with one. (Sorry this is a man story, ladies .) Then having to go to sleep With it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 4, 2013

    Panties Look Better Without

    Since I wear a nice nylon panty I really like it better not having an erection.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 4, 2011

    Pain

    i hate having a hard on cos if you not quiet awake and you hit it on the wall ect it king hurts.
    guffbert guffbert
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jan 27, 2012

    Morning er*ctions aren't always bad!

    I love when my mother come in to wake me up in the morning and because I sleep nakedd and I always end up with nothing covering me she always gets to see my hard c*** or who ever else decides to walk In!
    MrIB MrIB
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2014
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