I freaking HATE Muppets. I think that Jim Henson was pretty genius to come up with them, but I hate them all the same.
Some are a little less offensive than others. I used to watch Fraggle Rock and Sesame Street back in the day and they were mostly OK. But...
They're gaining now
Toothless cloth mouths
To the scent of
Floppy hands and feet
Threaten to enfold
Old men with
When I was a kid in the 70s and there was less entertainment I thought the muppets were just OK. Time passed and they were pretty much forgotten. Jim Henson died and I thought that would be the end of them. Naturally, I was wrong and they are being shoved down our collective...