I Hate People Who Smack Their Food

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    Please Close Your Mouth!!

    When people chew with their mouths open, it makes me sick!!! It sounds gross and OMG have you ever looked at someone who was smaking their food??? If you have not, don't! It will scar you for life. Please, people, close your mouth when you eat!!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 15, 2010

    I Want To Ring In Every New Year In A New And Different Place...

    I actually pledged to do this a couple of years ago when I was well pleased with myself for having mustered the gumption to start a new life on the other side of the world.  I them, rather predicatably, made excuses for my slide into inertia (didn't I just miss ringing in the...
    RedDragon0214 RedDragon0214
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 22, 2011

    My brother does this.

    Every time, I just want to ask, "Are you trying to eat your food, or make out with it?"
    azurerush azurerush
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 2

    I Will Vomit On You.

    I can't believe people who smack their mouths so loudly all the time are still alive. It is the most irritating thing a person can do. It makes me want to vomit and punch someone at the same time. Definitely my number one pet peeve.
    jmlsharp jmlsharp
    22-25, F
    Sep 27, 2013

    I Hate People Who Smack Their Food...

    i really do  hate the way certain people eat... the way they slurp their soups the way they eat bread... the way they smack their mouths when eating a sandwich or eating  meat... how do they not expect me  to give them a dirty look... i study...
    mmjgg mmjgg
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 11, 2010

    So Nasty!!

    I have this one friend who is always eating, now mind you she is small and can get away with doing so, but watching her eat and hearing her eat makes me want to throw up! She is always smacking her mouth, she always talks while she is eating I have even seen food come out of...
    GreenEyedGrl GreenEyedGrl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 5, 2010

    I Feel More Than A Bit Petty But...

    I literally run from the room when I see my co-workers are having lunch because it's all I can do to keep from snatching their tupperwares, throwning them against the wall and then beating each of them to death with their chopsticks.  I know it's a different culture and all...
    RedDragon0214 RedDragon0214
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2010

    My Mom!

    My mom has a smacking issue,that is very severe. I talk to her and tell her " mom I think you need to save up for a new flipper." She just look at me with a blank stare and say " I don't have no money to get a new flipper." Why do you think I said to save up! I really wish my mom...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 24, 2013

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