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I Hate Portajohns

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    OMG!!!! - I hate them. I will seriously hold my pee until I get home, I refuse to go in them. You can see other peoples' **** and **** and omg it just too gross. There are so many...
    GreenEyedBeauty GreenEyedBeauty 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 23, 2009

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    I Refuse - I won't use one. Not even if I REALLY have to go. I just can't. It's an issue. lol
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F Oct 29, 2010

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    Oh Gosh - I won't even go in portapotties. They are disgusting. I refuse to use them, at all. I hate public bathrooms enough as it is. But portapotties are like a million times...
    youngmiss youngmiss 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2008

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    Potty Training 101 - I have always hated portajohns. I dislike the smell of them. I hate the way they make me feel closed in and clausterphobic. I think it is absolutely disgusting...
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 23 Responses Jun 15, 2008

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    Yuck - Yeah, they're nasty and I try to avoid 'em.  But there's not always much choice.  When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Mar 28, 2012

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    Oh Johnnie - I was waiting at a real upscale place.. a motel for of all  things a bus, and I suddenly had to GO it was about 11pm and the "lobby"was closed...
    selenarella selenarella 41-45 Sep 14, 2008

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    Who Doesn't? -   Blech. Nothing as gross as a Portajohn. I don't like public restrooms in the first place and try not to use...
    brwneyedbeauty brwneyedbeauty 18-21, F 4 Responses May 1, 2009

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    Yes I Do Hate the Nasty Vile Things - Having a phobia of germs leads me to hate “portajohns.”  I will never again use a portajohn choosing rather to go outside on...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 26 Responses May 18, 2008

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    Yeah... No. - I'd rather do my business in a bush or a hole in the ground than use one of these things. They're smelly, cramped, and just generally irritating. Plus, I always feel...
    InsertCoolUsernameHere InsertCoolUsernameHere 18-21, M Nov 27, 2011

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    I Have A Thing With Germs.. - I hate portajohns, I mean i have a hate for those damn things! I remember when i was a kid my family and i went to the park and i had to use it. My...
    MissSpookiness MissSpookiness 26-30, F Apr 27, 2012

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    On Hovercraft and Rockette Maneuvers..my Coping Mechanisms! - Dear God...Is there anything nastier than these things?? I will go buy a soda somewhere to avoid using one of these...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F Jan 13, 2009

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    Okay - EWWW!!! The worst ones are out at outdoor concerts bc people get drunk and puke everywhere, not sure how sanitary that is! it makes me gag when i just have to walk near them...
    bOObsMaGee bOObsMaGee 22-25, F Sep 4, 2008

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    Um...ew? - I'm grossed out by public bathrooms. I try my best not to use one and trained myself to pretty much go all day without using the potty even if I had a zillion things to...
    mimsy2 mimsy2 26-30, F Nov 28, 2008

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    Hate Them! - Or any public toilet for that matter; but porta-loos in particular. No matter what time of the day, they are always humid, sticky, and smelly. And what's more...
    spektor spektor 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 24, 2008

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    Abusively Filthy - SOOOOOOO damn disgusting! Eww...! I'd rather wear Depend's diapers.
    otad12 otad12 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 17, 2009

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    Disgusting - Probably my worst nightmare at an outdoor rock concert is having to use one. I only use these disgusting boxes when there is absolutely no other alternative available...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 22, 2010

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    I'm With You On That One! - I only go into those things in ABSOLUTE EMERGENCIES We used to have a sort of portajohn at our summer cabins many years ago before regular toilets...
    Spiritsinger Spiritsinger 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    Portajohns - The reason i hate portajohns is because whenever i'm in one i feel like someone's gonna knock it down... Even when im in a park in the middle of now where in a...
    emotionalresq101 emotionalresq101 18-21 2 Responses Apr 5, 2009

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    Especially When It's Hot Out - I hate having to use them at all, but it's worse when it is hot out. The inside is extremely hot, and the smell is even worse. I'm pretty much...
    Ashley868 Ashley868 26-30, F Apr 24, 2009

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    Skeevy! - Portajohns are about 100 times worse than public restrooms, and I don't like them either. They smell bad, you feel closed in and claustrophobic, and what if someone...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 16, 2008

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    Toilet, Please! - I cannot remember the last time I ever resorted to using one, probably because I try very hard to avoid that situation. Just... the thought of "adding to" piles...
    paperalias paperalias 22-25, F Jul 24, 2011

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    They Smell - and I dislike hovering over a pile of everyone's clearly exposed... business. also, I've heard horror stories of people tipping them over. Imagine how awful that would...
    RoastofRump RoastofRump 18-21, F Jan 14, 2011

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    Is There Anybody That Likes Them?? - The worst is the little ones. You're at a baseball game, an outdoor fair or festival, or any number of other places... and the little one says...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 13, 2008

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    Lock The Door Will You... - So this is a long and complicated story, but i'll just get to the point here. I was sleeping in a car with some people i new and we were somewhere just...
    boby6 boby6 22-25, M Jan 24, 2010

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