I Hate Squirrels

For those opposed or who were once opposed to squirrels before being convinced otherwise. 15 People

    They Are Evil Beasts!

    I hate these evil devils minions! They cherp and it makes my blood curdle! I throw up at the sight of them!
    marr77 marr77
    Sep 15, 2010


    Cockroaches don't bother me. But there's something about squirrels that is completely freakin nasty. I don't know why I hate them so much. It might have something to do with the fact that my crazy old lady neighbor used to save "hurricane victim squirrels" and she'd...
    SweetbriarPoet SweetbriarPoet
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jul 22, 2008

    No Vacancy For Squirrels

    I used to love squirrels. You should have seen me. I watched them from my porch, marveled at their acrobatic skills. Even tried to leave nuts for them in my front yard ( of which they snubbed their noses at, ungrateful bastards).  Hell, i've almost run off the road countless...
    shamirakhan shamirakhan
    26-30, F
    Aug 6, 2010

    Road Kill

    I wish I had been the one who ran over that critter: http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/caught-on-tape-squirrel-battles-birds-10488749
    richard137 richard137
    66-70, M
    Apr 28, 2010


    I never really minded squirrels until a few years ago. My mom, brother, and I were eating lunch outside at an amusement park. I saw a friendly squirrel hop buy and decided to be nice and feed him/her a french fry. The little critter gladly accepted it, but decided to hop up on...
    dancer2011 dancer2011
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2008

    Oh my goodness do I hate squirrels!

    They are always around when I am trying to be a good boy and then I see one and I can't even help it. I have to chase it. Stupid squirrel! How dare you run up that tree! Come back down here! Come back down ad let Doug show you how much he dislikes squirrels! Stupid squirrel! I'm...
    DougtheSquirrelKiller DougtheSquirrelKiller
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 19, 2015

    I Hate Squirrels!

    Hey everyone, I just posted a video for my song 'I HATE SQUIRRELS!' on YouTube. Here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYB_gH8oSIk Hope you enjoy it!
    evilgenius333 evilgenius333
    Apr 24, 2011

    Eating My Pumpkin Is the Last Straw

    I've been generous to the rodents. I've allowed them to eat scraps out of my compost. I've reluctantly ignored them when they've dug up the mulch around my garden looking for God know's what. I scowled but walked on when you dropped a stick on me in October. But...
    Inman Inman
    31-35, M
    27 Responses Jan 2, 2008
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