I Hate Stupid Pick Up Lines

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    I hate it when I see other guys using

    predetermined routines and lines when speaking to a woman for the first time. It just seems so easy and so pathetic. It's more like a con than a successful sale, so to speak, as they aren't winning her over with their own charm or personality, but with a script that they sat at...
    SocialFuckingParasite SocialFuckingParasite
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 15, 2014

    Early 20s, Right?

    Waiting for a bus at my city's central hub, this...person... approached me. I smiled at him 'cause I smile at everyone.  I then went back to reading my book.But then he began to talk.  Introduced himself, asked my name."Katy."  (Not my real name, but using Plaid won't work...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    2 Responses May 19, 2013

    I Hate Them Too

    I am a man and I hate pickup lines. They seem so cheesy and stupid. I would prefer to say a nice hello and be a gentleman. If she is interested in me then she will say so. If not then I move on. Its not worth my time. 
    Dreampoet Dreampoet
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Dec 5, 2011

    This One Is Bad

    so bad in fact I just **** blocked the guy not more than 5 minutes ago.  The guy just got off work and as he walks by the main desk (where I and "Beth" are he stops at "Beth's station and asks her the following: Dip ****: "Are you coming to my induction...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    9 Responses May 3, 2009

    You Smell Nice, Ok I Got That Already

    it makes you feel good for a while,but when he starts repeating it over and over againyou know he is desperate lacking any true imagination to try any harder....he tries very hard with the one line,then he is probably NOT YOUR GUY...having no other original initiative really puts...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 11, 2012

    ARE You Tired?

    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Feb 5, 2008

    Okay Ladies, Tell us your most stupid pick-up

    lines that you've heard. I'll start: One guy Looked at my profile and sent me a message that read: : "I want to look into your eyes, not above, not below". I laughed......and he said it was not a pickup line, only a way to make me feel more comfortable about him!! REALLY...
    lov2smile lov2smile
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Dec 8, 2015

    Almost A Surefire Way To Lose My Interest...

    Such as these:"Do you have a map, 'cause I got lost in your eyes.""I lost my phone number, can I have yours?""I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you."These, however, have worked on me:Him: "Does the carpet match the drapes?" (I had dyed my hair red)Me: "Bare...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 20, 2011
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 11, 2012
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    Sep 11, 2012

    Stupid Pick Up Lines

    Stupid pick up lines,Nothing's worse,More annoying,Why at all?Do they have to exist?
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Dec 25, 2011

    The Worst...

    Sitting in a Gay Bar and some dude comes over: "You look like your from heavan,"Obviously not, I'm alive... dumbass. 
    ElectricDuck ElectricDuck
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Oct 26, 2011
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