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ElectricDuck
Sitting in a Gay Bar and some dude comes over: "You look like your from heavan,"Obviously not, I'm alive... dumbass.
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Written on October 26th, 2011
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lazycrazybasket
Stupid pick up lines,Nothing's worse,More annoying,Why at all?Do they have to exist?
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Written on December 25th, 2011
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DeadOfDecember
Such as these:"Do you have a map, 'cause I got lost in your eyes.""I lost my phone number, can I have yours?""I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you."These, however, have worked on me:Him: "Does the carpet match the...
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Written on August 20th, 2011
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dasmuggler
so bad in fact I just cock blocked the guy not more than 5 minutes ago. The guy just got off work and as he walks by the main desk (where I and "Beth" are he stops at "Beth's station and asks her the following:
Dip...
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Written on May 3rd, 2009
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JadedLass
I'm looking for that 2 minute man.
No, ha, no not that. I mean that guy who is a master of the two minute drill when coming up to me.
I don't want some crazy made up B.S.
I don't want lies about how your going to die tomorrow unless...
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Written on November 9th, 2011
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lunnas
ARE YOU TIRED HUN? YOUVE BEEN WALKING THREW MY MIND ALL NIGHT..... DONT THAT ONE STINK
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Written on February 5th, 2008
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Dreampoet
I am a man and I hate pickup lines. They seem so cheesy and stupid. I would prefer to say a nice hello and be a gentleman. If she is interested in me then she will say so. If not then I move on. Its not worth my time.
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Written on December 5th, 2011
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