I believe that this obnoxious phrase presents a very real danger to the modern world. People wonder what happened to society, and why everyone today is so utterly selfish - well I believe that this obtuse saying is at least partially to blame.
For years now this phrase has...
Two rungs short of a ladder.
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a ****-ant's motor-scooter halfway around a Cheerio!'
One brick shy of a load.
A little loose in the loafers.
If you took the brains of both of 'em and put...