I Hate the Beach

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 63 People

    Not A Fan At All!

    Ugh I hate them SO much1) They smell, I hate the breezes there and the smell of the sea2) Its gross, I learned that every little bit of water you accidentally swallow is millions of fish eggs and other tiny creatures. *gag*3) Hate sand, walking in it is hard and the water mixed...
    CGFE CGFE
    16-17, F
    Jan 6, 2010

    I Hate Beaches!

    Just seeing the word "beach" makes me quiver.. - I HATE the beach so much. You have to wear all of that greasy sunscreen.. You get that dirty sand on your feet, legs, etc.. It's annoying. Not to mention the air is so sticky and it feels very uncomfortable on your skin and makes...
    GuessWhoHatesFL GuessWhoHatesFL
    70+, M
    Oct 16, 2011

    Glad I'm Not the Only One.

    I was born and raised on the beach.  Cape Hatteras, NC.  I've got lots of good memories, as a little girl.  But, everything's fascinating when you're little. Nowadays, there's no way in hell I'll set foot on a beach.  Here's a fairly extensive listing of...
    Phlarekat Phlarekat
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 20, 2008

    To A Point I Do

    i have an area where use to [lay and enjoy taken over by kids that want to do nothing but use drugs and drink and instead of them enforcing the rules on those items theyhave takes the other way of enfoceinf stuid ruls like stopping a stop sign that is not even there but we are to...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2
    61-65, M
    Apr 5, 2012

    Hate The Beach

    hate people screaming on the beach stupid sand getting in my shoes hate laying in the water and getting sea water in my mouth tastes s*** and salty dont like stamping on stones arg....
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 18, 2013

    I Just Dont Like It

    Im really pale, therefore, i dont tan.  I turn a painful shade of red, peel, and am pale again.  My family goes to the beach, every summer, i sit under the big beach umbrella wearing clothes and sunscrean.  The only time i get in the water is after the sun goes...
    Jameycakes Jameycakes
    16-17, M
    Jul 8, 2009

    Is It So Strange?

    I do not like the beach; I never have and I never will.  When I tell people this, they always look at me like I have four heads.  (Which is ridiculous; I would never even consider having an even number of heads!)  I, however, don't think it is that strange. ...
    ElectricSheep ElectricSheep
    18-21
    2 Responses Jan 18, 2008

    What???? There Really Is Others Out There??

    I can't stand the beach.  It stinks, it's polluted, dead things all around, and sand gets eveeeerywhere.  I hate swimming so water isn't really a turn on either.  Go figure though, I live on an island.  How's that for irony??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Apr 6, 2008

    I Really Hate the Beach

    If you guys are joining, then you should already know and have shared plently of reaons why the beach sucks, so i think i will simply sumarise. 1. sand. it gets everywhere. and boy do i mean everywhere. EH VER EE WHEEERRRREEE. 2. sun. hate it. wish i was nocturnal. there is no...
    Gomenasi Gomenasi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 16, 2008

    Ugh! The smell, the sounds,

    the water, the sand. I hate it. I would much prefer a snowy mountain.
    KatieOneil KatieOneil
    18-21, F
    Feb 19, 2014

    Living in southwest Florida,

    there is nothing here except beaches, and food. At least if you dont have money. I hate the beach, its a trigger for me, but i am here, why? Because my roommates and the love of my life wanted to come. You would think living in Florida for almost 10 years i would be over the...
    HisLittleAriel HisLittleAriel
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 21, 2015

    Stupid Sand !

    The beach is just horrible ever since i got shark-a-phobia it sounds funny but its really serious i cant even get in the pool even though my friends tell me their are no sharks in there and i know there arent any but whenever im swiming all've the sudden a picture of great whites...
    tigerclaw101 tigerclaw101
    13-15, F
    Jan 29, 2013

    Nasty,unhealthy Place

    i live right on the water of the beach. here it is so ugly, nasty, to much trash from others hands they throw in to it. the flesh eating thing ya hear about is not a goood thing either.  i will not swim in it ever again. i used to. don't care to bake myself in the sun...
    dayandnight dayandnight
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 6, 2008

    Wjy Don't They Get It?

    My family has been hassling me for years to join them at the beach. I like the beach well enough in the autumn or the winter, when I can walk along a lonely stretch of it and watch the ocean. But I can't stand it in the summer, packed with overweight, underdressed people. I can...
    paxbob paxbob
    66-70
    1 Response Jul 9, 2010

    Not a Beach Fan...

     I love swimming in the sea and all the beach games like volleyball and rounders etc but the actually beach is lame. I hate the feel of sand in between my toes and how sand gets bloody everywhere. I will go home and weeks later still find sand in about everywhere you can...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit
    22-25, F
    Aug 24, 2009
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