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I Hate the Beach

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    Not A Fan At All!

    Ugh I hate them SO much1) They smell, I hate the breezes there and the smell of the sea2) Its gross, I learned that every little bit of water you accidentally swallow is millions of fish eggs and other tiny creatures. *gag*3) Hate sand, walking in it is hard and the water mixed...
    CGFE CGFE 16-17, F Jan 6, 2010

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    Ugh! The smell, the sounds,

    the water, the sand. I hate it. I would much prefer a snowy mountain.
    KatieOneil KatieOneil 18-21, F Feb 19

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    To A Point I Do

    i have an area where use to [lay and enjoy taken over by kids that want to do nothing but use drugs and drink and instead of them enforcing the rules on those items theyhave takes the other way of enfoceinf stuid ruls like stopping a stop sign that is not even there but we are to...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2 61-65, M Apr 5, 2012

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    I Just Dont Like It

    Im really pale, therefore, i dont tan.  I turn a painful shade of red, peel, and am pale again.  My family goes to the beach, every summer, i sit under the big beach umbrella wearing clothes and sunscrean.  The only time i get in the water is after the sun goes...
    Jameycakes Jameycakes 16-17, M Jul 8, 2009

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    Hate The Beach

    hate people screaming on the beach stupid sand getting in my shoes hate laying in the water and getting sea water in my mouth tastes s*** and salty dont like stamping on stones arg....
    xana3 xana3 16-17, F 2 Responses May 18, 2013

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    Is It So Strange?

    I do not like the beach; I never have and I never will.  When I tell people this, they always look at me like I have four heads.  (Which is ridiculous; I would never even consider having an even number of heads!)  I, however, don't think it is that strange. ...
    ElectricSheep ElectricSheep 18-21 2 Responses Jan 18, 2008

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    What???? There Really Is Others Out There??

    I can't stand the beach.  It stinks, it's polluted, dead things all around, and sand gets eveeeerywhere.  I hate swimming so water isn't really a turn on either.  Go figure though, I live on an island.  How's that for irony??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst 41-45, M 4 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    I Really Hate the Beach

    If you guys are joining, then you should already know and have shared plently of reaons why the beach sucks, so i think i will simply sumarise. 1. sand. it gets everywhere. and boy do i mean everywhere. EH VER EE WHEEERRRREEE. 2. sun. hate it. wish i was nocturnal. there is no...
    Gomenasi Gomenasi 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2008

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    Nasty,unhealthy Place

    i live right on the water of the beach. here it is so ugly, nasty, to much trash from others hands they throw in to it. the flesh eating thing ya hear about is not a goood thing either.  i will not swim in it ever again. i used to. don't care to bake myself in the sun...
    dayandnight dayandnight 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 6, 2008

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    Glad I'm Not the Only One.

    I was born and raised on the beach.  Cape Hatteras, NC.  I've got lots of good memories, as a little girl.  But, everything's fascinating when you're little. Nowadays, there's no way in hell I'll set foot on a beach.  Here's a fairly extensive listing of...
    Phlarekat Phlarekat 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 20, 2008

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    Wjy Don't They Get It?

    My family has been hassling me for years to join them at the beach. I like the beach well enough in the autumn or the winter, when I can walk along a lonely stretch of it and watch the ocean. But I can't stand it in the summer, packed with overweight, underdressed people. I can...
    paxbob paxbob 66-70 1 Response Jul 9, 2010

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    Not a Beach Fan...

     I love swimming in the sea and all the beach games like volleyball and rounders etc but the actually beach is lame. I hate the feel of sand in between my toes and how sand gets bloody everywhere. I will go home and weeks later still find sand in about everywhere you can...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F Aug 24, 2009

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    I Hate The Sand!

    I can't stand the beach. The sand gets in every single thing, even when said thing/s have not even touched any sand! It drives me crazy! Plus, they're always packed, and I can't say I enjoy stripping down in front of a large group of people... That's why I love having your own...
    TobiasNorth TobiasNorth 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    I Hate Beaches!

    Just seeing the word "beach" makes me quiver.. - I HATE the beach so much. You have to wear all of that greasy sunscreen.. You get that dirty sand on your feet, legs, etc.. It's annoying. Not to mention the air is so sticky and it feels very uncomfortable on your skin and makes...
    GuessWhoHatesFL GuessWhoHatesFL 70+, M Oct 16, 2011

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    Stupid Sand !

    The beach is just horrible ever since i got shark-a-phobia it sounds funny but its really serious i cant even get in the pool even though my friends tell me their are no sharks in there and i know there arent any but whenever im swiming all've the sudden a picture of great whites...
    tigerclaw101 tigerclaw101 13-15, F Jan 29, 2013

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    Related Experiences

      And I hate beach and mountains too I don't like a thing about the city, no, no And I, I, I, hate the countryside too! (definitely not my words... anyone know it? anyone...
    MrBeardtastic MrBeardtastic 31-35, M 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    One of my favorite things is the Beach at Night When It's Raining or Storming. I love it because I can hear the water crashing, hear the rain fall, and it just gives me this...
    Harlequingal93 Harlequingal93 18-21, F 7 hrs ago

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    The randomness of finding shells on the beach adds to the use of them in my seithr, and I am diligent in first cleaning each one of the sea's touch, carefully removing dirt and...
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    Firstly, I just want to say how pleased I am I found this site, for the last few years I have been feeling like I must be an extremely messed up person to hate one of my step...
    Shimmergirl Shimmergirl 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    Firstly, I just want to say how pleased I am I found this site, for the last few years I have been feeling like I must be an extremely messed up person to hate one of my step...
    Shimmergirl Shimmergirl 26-30, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    I hate seeing 50 yr. guys or older on here have a lot of sexual experiences and then seeing them have most of their circle be a bunch of girls my age. And i hate seeing guys in...
    kkam34 kkam34 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    There is this one particular member names contentio. Used to be called 2stepsforward3shoves back. Or something like that anyway. Well we have all heard of billy Madison and this...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    What I hate even more is waking up in the middle of the night...alone. Some might think how lucky I am....no snoring partner that steals the covers, but that also means I have no...
    Macy24 Macy24 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    not so much the fighting, but the loooow battle cry before the fight. The one that sounds like a person saying ROOOOOOUUUAAAAAAr...or the kind that sounds like a baby crying...so...
    Shells4Belles Shells4Belles 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    I really hate when u text someone and its takes so long to,text back but god forbid if u do it to them they Eighther complain n (or) cut u off if ur,busy just say so please don't...
    howard1945 howard1945 51-55, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Well maybe not everyone HATES me but i definitely feel like most people won't miss me when I'm gone. Generally feel like I'm jay in the way.
    lehcar1977 lehcar1977 36-40 1 hr ago

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    I hate how I been treated all my life by girls and women. I always been nothing to women. I was always not important to them. They always liked other guys. They always went around...
    Niko864 Niko864 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    I love going to the beaches in Florida. I have lived here for a few years now. I love the beaches from early spring through late fall for beach volleyball, swimming, and...
    femalebrunetteintown femalebrunetteintown 31-35, F 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love the beach. The beach is a perfect place for me to find inner peace. The sound of the waves, the breeze, and even the seagulls make me so relaxed and calm when I meditate. It...
    JessicaTacos JessicaTacos 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 20

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    My parents divorced when I was 2. When I was 10 my mom remarried and also my dad did. I have 3 step sisters, a half brother, and a half sister. I hate how my dad moved states away...
    BrittanySue96 BrittanySue96 18-21, F Nov 20

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    I live in Brazil, São Paulo, and we are experiencing a drought very similar to the Californian drought. I've always hated very much this crap burning circle, making me sweat and...
    goetia666 goetia666 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 25

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    Last summer my brother came down with his family. They have two daughters early teens. I took the two girls down to the beach we were just standing in the edge of the water. Oh...
    michaelian49 michaelian49 26-30, M 2 Responses Dec 11

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    I been going to Greece every year for years in mid summer. On mykonos they have several clothing optional beaches. Most of the time I am the only one naked on them beaches. I see...
    Niko864 Niko864 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Since I was a little kid until now, I've always hung out at the beach. I love the way the air smells, love to look for seashells, love walking and running on sand.. I love the...
    666Charmed 666Charmed 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    I miss him....and the beach but now every time I think about the beach I'll think about him, which is quite alright. He gave me the most beautiful summer of my life.
    Melaninqueen Melaninqueen 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    When I lived in Washington State. There was a nude beach several miles south of my home there. I would go there as often as I could. I met a lot of nice people there. It was on the...
    coolnudist coolnudist 61-65, M Dec 2

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    Can i be perfectly honest? I lost my virginity on a beach. Literally. On the shore close to the waves but far away enough to where we didnt get wet. But that isnt the reason i love...
    LeziGoddess LeziGoddess 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 7

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    Well this sounds like those cheesy dating site lines..."I love long walks on the beach..."but I really do!! It can be all by myself too! I love to wake up early and go onto the...
    sunnygrlamy sunnygrlamy 36-40, F Dec 9

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    it will be nice to hold your hand , dont talk anything just walk by the beach and enjoy the beautiful moment together. i miss doing that. whenever im at the beach, i will look up...
    sherisha sherisha 36-40, F Dec 11

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    I live just down the road from a fairly quiet beach in Ireland. Even during the summer its not that busy and once a week I try to go there just for some peace and quiet. My...
    djjak djjak 36-40, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    I love the feeling of the sand in my toes, the waves crashing and washing over my feet. I grew up on the beach and there is nothing better than spending your days on the beach.
    beachgirl36 beachgirl36 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I live on the west coast in Oregon. The beaches can be windy at times but they are very beautiful. I enjoy looking out as far as I can. I love the way the sand feels. Beaches are a...
    Rippie Rippie 22-25, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I believe in nudity and hate the feeling of a clammy sandy costume on my skin. I love the sun and sea breeze on my body plus I like to be naked.
    nudiepeople nudiepeople 56-60, M Nov 20

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    Nothing works when it's too hot. You go to the beach... the next day your burned skin starts peeling off... no matter which skin complexion you have. I can't even have ice cream...
    ashfaaqb ashfaaqb 18-21, M Nov 24

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    I go to a country club in the richer town over from me during the summer, some of the worst people I've ever met are members there One kid told my mom that his dad's company was...
    chauncey25 chauncey25 18-21, M Nov 30

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    Living in New Zealand December is full of Xmass and holiday themed crap from every available media. The typical chill out on a beach with a good book, xmass BBQ, down some cold...
    theonlyonelikeme theonlyonelikeme 36-40, M Dec 3

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    Every year my parents took me to Cap D'Agde it's a nudist beach and I loved it. Too young to do anything or too shy to try. I met girls who were hot and others who were fun. One...
    jdansn jdansn 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 20

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