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I Hate the Beach

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    I Hate The Sand!

    I can't stand the beach. The sand gets in every single thing, even when said thing/s have not even touched any sand! It drives me crazy! Plus, they're always packed, and I can't say I enjoy stripping down in front of a large group of people... That's why I love having your own...
    TobiasNorth TobiasNorth 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 3, 2013

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    What???? There Really Is Others Out There??

    I can't stand the beach.  It stinks, it's polluted, dead things all around, and sand gets eveeeerywhere.  I hate swimming so water isn't really a turn on either.  Go figure though, I live on an island.  How's that for irony??
    gammarayburst gammarayburst 41-45, M 4 Responses Apr 6, 2008

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    Not A Fan At All!

    Ugh I hate them SO much1) They smell, I hate the breezes there and the smell of the sea2) Its gross, I learned that every little bit of water you accidentally swallow is millions of fish eggs and other tiny creatures. *gag*3) Hate sand, walking in it is hard and the water mixed...
    CGFE CGFE 16-17, F Jan 6, 2010

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    Hate The Beach

    hate people screaming on the beach stupid sand getting in my shoes hate laying in the water and getting sea water in my mouth tastes s*** and salty dont like stamping on stones arg....
    xana3 xana3 16-17, F 2 Responses May 18, 2013

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    Living in southwest Florida,

    there is nothing here except beaches, and food. At least if you dont have money. I hate the beach, its a trigger for me, but i am here, why? Because my roommates and the love of my life wanted to come. You would think living in Florida for almost 10 years i would be over the...
    HisLittleAriel HisLittleAriel 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 21, 2015

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    To A Point I Do

    i have an area where use to [lay and enjoy taken over by kids that want to do nothing but use drugs and drink and instead of them enforcing the rules on those items theyhave takes the other way of enfoceinf stuid ruls like stopping a stop sign that is not even there but we are to...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2 61-65, M Apr 5, 2012

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    Ugh! The smell, the sounds,

    the water, the sand. I hate it. I would much prefer a snowy mountain.
    KatieOneil KatieOneil 18-21, F Feb 19, 2014

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    I Hate Beaches!

    Just seeing the word "beach" makes me quiver.. - I HATE the beach so much. You have to wear all of that greasy sunscreen.. You get that dirty sand on your feet, legs, etc.. It's annoying. Not to mention the air is so sticky and it feels very uncomfortable on your skin and makes...
    GuessWhoHatesFL GuessWhoHatesFL 66-70, M Oct 16, 2011

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    Glad I'm Not the Only One.

    I was born and raised on the beach.  Cape Hatteras, NC.  I've got lots of good memories, as a little girl.  But, everything's fascinating when you're little. Nowadays, there's no way in hell I'll set foot on a beach.  Here's a fairly extensive listing of...
    Phlarekat Phlarekat 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 20, 2008

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    Not a Beach Fan...

     I love swimming in the sea and all the beach games like volleyball and rounders etc but the actually beach is lame. I hate the feel of sand in between my toes and how sand gets bloody everywhere. I will go home and weeks later still find sand in about everywhere you can...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit 22-25, F Aug 24, 2009

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    I Really Hate the Beach

    If you guys are joining, then you should already know and have shared plently of reaons why the beach sucks, so i think i will simply sumarise. 1. sand. it gets everywhere. and boy do i mean everywhere. EH VER EE WHEEERRRREEE. 2. sun. hate it. wish i was nocturnal. there is no...
    Gomenasi Gomenasi 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2008

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    I Just Dont Like It

    Im really pale, therefore, i dont tan.  I turn a painful shade of red, peel, and am pale again.  My family goes to the beach, every summer, i sit under the big beach umbrella wearing clothes and sunscrean.  The only time i get in the water is after the sun goes...
    Jameycakes Jameycakes 16-17, M Jul 8, 2009

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    Wjy Don't They Get It?

    My family has been hassling me for years to join them at the beach. I like the beach well enough in the autumn or the winter, when I can walk along a lonely stretch of it and watch the ocean. But I can't stand it in the summer, packed with overweight, underdressed people. I can...
    paxbob paxbob 66-70 1 Response Jul 9, 2010

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    Stupid Sand !

    The beach is just horrible ever since i got shark-a-phobia it sounds funny but its really serious i cant even get in the pool even though my friends tell me their are no sharks in there and i know there arent any but whenever im swiming all've the sudden a picture of great whites...
    tigerclaw101 tigerclaw101 13-15, F Jan 29, 2013

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    Nasty,unhealthy Place

    i live right on the water of the beach. here it is so ugly, nasty, to much trash from others hands they throw in to it. the flesh eating thing ya hear about is not a goood thing either.  i will not swim in it ever again. i used to. don't care to bake myself in the sun...
    dayandnight dayandnight 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 6, 2008

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    Is It So Strange?

    I do not like the beach; I never have and I never will.  When I tell people this, they always look at me like I have four heads.  (Which is ridiculous; I would never even consider having an even number of heads!)  I, however, don't think it is that strange. ...
    ElectricSheep ElectricSheep 18-21 2 Responses Jan 18, 2008

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    A few years back, My dad and I went on a vacation to the greek isles. We stayed on this one beach for a few days just because we loved it so much. People are friendly, and their is...
    discomeerkat discomeerkat 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I am taking a break from reality today, and drove up to the BEACH!!!!!! No one is here, its COLD but no snow and jimmy crack corn and I don't care!!!!!!
    JennyTom JennyTom 41-45, F 18 Responses 2 days ago

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    ITS good when im at the beach
    teatarangitepana teatarangitepana 13-15 1 Response 3 days ago

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    California beaches and the deep blue of the Pacific.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    Their are many times when I never wear underwear. One time coming back form the beach after a vacation I stopped in a restaurant for lunch before my flight in the bathroom I took...
    Akall26 Akall26 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    So I decided to get revenge on a two faced son of a beach who pretended to be my friend . I spread sheety rumors about him then he asked me"Y u do this" I effing punched him in his...
    Agugu Agugu 13-15, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love the beach ... I do The kiss you give when your water splashes The jump i give to catch the wave that dashes The warmth of the sun the acceptance of your skin as i jump...
    deadpoetzombiedude deadpoetzombiedude 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Really bored lol I'm hiding my sore sunburnt legs in the shade at the beach while my brother and mum play in the sea, it's annoying because my brother uses the same sun cream as me...
    AshleyForest AshleyForest 16-17, M a week ago

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    This is the only reason I enjoy going to the beach I have so many sunset pictures that I've taken and it's just such an amazing view
    MeeeKazz MeeeKazz 18-21, F a week ago

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    My feet look forward to reacquainting with the sand this clear, starry night. It has been too long. My first totally free evening back in Fort Lauderdale, I was unfazed when the...
    beachg0y beachg0y 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    i am so crazy over night beach, that is one of the best things ever. i feel like i can be free and enjoy the sound of the water and the stars glistening on it is just spectacular.
    deejaygirl deejaygirl 26-30, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Just spent a week by the seaside, I'm tired of being land locked in dry drought earth time to move to a place of blue skies, sandy beaches and green grass 😊
    gypsiewattle gypsiewattle 46-50, F 7 Responses Feb 3

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    I've been several times and I loved it each time. I don't have a big **** and, swimming in the cold Atlantic doesn't help that, but I just don't care. I loved being naked and being...
    thedevildog thedevildog 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    On several occasions we have met friends at the nude beach or at a spa in Germany (they are all nude). It is just a result of the choice you made when deciding to go to a spa in...
    niceskip niceskip 46-50, M Feb 2

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    Yes, I enjoy nude beaches very much. Letting the sun give me an allover tan and the wind caressing my body. However, it is not my first choice if I can choose. I do prefer a...
    niceskip niceskip 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Yes, I am very fond of nude beaches. Letting sun give me an allover tan and the wind caressing my body. However, it is not my first choice if I can choose. I do prefer a secluded...
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