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I Hate the Evony Adverts

Sick of the Evony adverts? Get your own back. Or add some creative versions of your own Evony ads (see Pictures & Video) 21 People

    welcome home you say.

    ep is supposed to be friendly and not chasing you with traps. it's a challenge to people vulnerable to getting stuck with stupid things. so TAKE IT FROM THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
    Alex011235 Alex011235 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 26, 2009

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    Honey, She's Baaccckkk....

    She may have been looking seductively at me while I've been EPing for a while but I've only just noticed her again tonight.  I thought the advertisers must had taken notice of our boredom and Ms Evony had left us for good.  I was wrong. Is she bustier than before or am...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 6 Responses Sep 20, 2009

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    Oh My God!

     There was a man dressed in armour on the evony ad!  Or was it a figment of my imagination??
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 2 Responses Jul 29, 2009

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    I Cant Stand It

    Ok so my fiance has been playing evony.com for 2 months. He wakes up at 7am and stays on the game all day the only time hes gets off the game is to go to bed at 1am. He pays no attention to me. We live together an when he needs or wants something he asks me to get up an get it...
    budweiser74701 budweiser74701 26-30, F Dec 26, 2009

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    Hate It

    my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me because of this stupid game because i told him that playing it for 8 hours a day wasnt good. so he dumped me and them met a thing on there (due to lack of info on her/his facebook we dont know the D.O.B, looks or anything) and has put that he is...
    maxpowerbabe2011 maxpowerbabe2011 22-25 1 Response Jan 26, 2011

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    Her Looks Are Enticing

    but really. REALLY? Like we need to see that advertised again and again and friggin AGAIN. please find another sponsor, E.P.
    angelwings626 angelwings626 41-45, F 8 Responses Jul 22, 2009

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    They Should Be Working For Me But They're Not

    Every so often pics of busy women in ancient costume pop up on this site: the game Evony. Apparently they should be sucking me in to play - but they're having the reverse effect.
    rojblake rojblake 36-40, M 19 Responses Jul 20, 2009

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    Its Annoying Because Its Almost On Every Frickin Webpage Out There.

    its so annoying and repetitive. i  hate how its in your face when your trying to get to a site for its main reason, not because of the damn ads. and i hate how its advetised like alot of other things out there. the way its advertised is using the method of sex appeal to...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Mar 22, 2010

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    O_o

    I've seen some that look like advertisements for **** sites! lol And it sucks! I tried it, and couldn't even see the screen.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Feb 4, 2010

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