I Hate Turtlenecks

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    Who The Heck Wants To Look Like A Turtle Anyhow?!

    I despise turtlenecks! They are just so constricting and make whoevers wearing it look like a fool
    AdamFTM AdamFTM
    22-25, T
    1 Response Apr 11, 2010

    A Sauna Couldn't Be Hotter..

    I hate it when clothes are too warm. and turtlenecks are definitely too warm. Apart from that I don't like having that much cloth around my neck.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 9, 2008

    Choking

    I loved the description a comedian once said and I agree 100%, this may not be the exact quote but close enough, "Wearing a turtleneck is like having a very weak midget trying to choke you all day long."
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jun 21, 2008

    Terrble

    I do not wear them. It is just too uncomfortable As the great Mitch Hedberg said “Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.” 
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jun 20, 2008

    Make Me Wanna Hurl

    THE TIITLE SAYS IT ALL. IF YOU AGREE COMMENT BELOW
    grapes305 grapes305
    13-15, F
    Jun 19, 2010

    Make Me Wanna Hurl

    THE TIITLE SAYS IT ALL. IF YOU AGREE COMMENT BELOW
    grapes305 grapes305
    13-15, F
    Jun 19, 2010

    Jackie Manning Memoirs

    Hello Everyone Did you know Jackie Manning has just written her turtleneck memoirs? It is called the TurtleneX-Files and can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/uk . Just go to the books section of the website and type ‘turtleneck’ in the search field. Or go to the...
    scarabbentley scarabbentley
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2009

    Suffocating!!!!

    I've always detested turtlenecks!!!  In fact, I hate anything that's tight around my neck.  I even have problems wearing regular t-shirts.  They feel so suffocating!!  I reallly prefer either v-necks or other lower necklines..that's why I own very few t...
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    Apr 11, 2010

    Fashaster.

    (Fashion disaster).  I am a very hot natured person, so piling on thick, long clothes is never wise.  I get hot and itchy, then bitchy, if I wear sweaters, coats or turtlenecks.  In the dead of winter people will ask me, "Where is your coat?!?" ...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    Apr 12, 2009

    Why I Hate Them.

    When I was alot younger my mother always put me in turtlenecks especially the really thick mystery fabric ones. One day when I was probably 3 or 4 my mom was busy so my sister had to help me put my turtleneck on and....it got stuck. So I was crying and screaming. I though I was...
    cinnamon919 cinnamon919
    13-15, F
    Apr 18, 2010

    Too Bothersome.

    I do not wear them, only because I can't.  I had an operation on my jaw a couple of years ago, and the neckline of turtleneck jumpers bother me SO much!!  I can't stand them! 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 20, 2008
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