I Hate When Dogs Hump My Leg

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    My Puppy

    I have a puppy that has apparently just started puberty. He is humping everything, to include my brother and I. I will be playing with him and he will suddenly go from chewing on my hand to humping my arm. I hate it when he does that. It feels SO nasty when I can feel his little...
    lyricaldemise lyricaldemise
    36-40, T
    Jan 3, 2013

    Yeah....not So Much

    Not really my cup o tea! When I was younger and slept over at one of my friends house, I'd always have to lock there dog in the bathroom or somewhere..... I'd wake up to this little pint size dog trying to hump my leg. Crazy. Now....a friend humping my leg.....thats totally...
    slugbugged slugbugged
    31-35, M
    May 2, 2011

    Weird

    i was at my sisters house in the the computer room and then suddenly my sisters dog tyson he jumped on me and started humping me and i tryed to pry him off of me but that did not work so i had to go to sink and i splash him with water and he immedately got off of me that is weird...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 1, 2011

    My dog can't stop humping me.

    I have another female dog but they're ignoring each other. It's not that I hate it but it's just.. Awkward when someone is watching
    smytheblaine smytheblaine
    18-21, F
    Apr 20, 2014

    My Friend Twit

    This experience group brought back some pretty funny memories for me. Some years ago we lived in a great neighborhood swarming with little kids and family dogs.  We frequently gathered for cookouts, birthday parties, and just because parties.  One family in...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Nov 1, 2008
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