I Hate When People Chew Loudly

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    Loud chewing makes me think of cows and cud. Ew.
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Oct 2, 2008


    I mean if you sit there and smack your lips and chew your food like a cow chewing it's cud, then I will just get up and go elsewhere. I won't sit and eat at the same table as someone who chews that way.
    deleted deleted
    Dec 10, 2010


    When I was younger and I lived with my family, my sister would do that. Sometimes she still does. God, I wanna scream! It's worse than fingernails on a freaking chalkboard.
    caitilie caitilie
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Nov 8, 2007

    At the Movies.

    Ever been to the movies and just focused on the ambient noise?  Next time you go, just listen to the masses "enjoying" their damn popcorn.  Oh my GOD! It is absolutely insane how loud people are eating popcorn.
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Aug 27, 2008


    Probably one of my biggest pet peeves. *pops gum* What's worse? When people chew with their mouth open. That is vile!!
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 27, 2008

    Loud And Open

    I hate it when they chew loud and with their open, that's the worse. Also when people are chewing gum too, they're loud and snappy with it and you can hear it all in their mouth. If you have some dental problem or something that prevents you from chewing slowly and with...
    TheAsianSensation TheAsianSensation
    16-17, M
    Feb 17, 2010

    It Really Eats Away At Me

    Yes pun intended. It makes me cringe and drinking loudly makes me wanna puke. It's just so gross and rude and I get infuriated by it. So next time before you smack your lips, slurp, gulp, or anything like it around people who you don't know well enough to know if it bothers them...
    balancingporcelain balancingporcelain
    22-25, F
    Oct 19, 2013

    Cant Stand It

    yuckkkk bothers me beyond words. when im eating and the person next to me does this, I just wanna take my fork and stab them with it!!!
    holly233 holly233
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 26, 2013


    My brother eating a banana would be an excellent example. When he realized I was irritated by it, of course he exaggerated it even more! Big bothers...
    soulrunher soulrunher
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 28, 2013

    Shut Up

    I must have some sort of phycological issue with others eating habits. My dad for one is the most discustingly loud and obnoxious eater in the world. Never closesbhis mouth and chews I swear as loud as he can. I literally go insane and get so angry I just have to punch something...
    nathanielshef nathanielshef
    18-21, M
    Apr 17, 2013

    Totally Agree

    I don't understand why some people can't eat without making disgusting noises. people who slurp stuff like ice cream. just put the spoon in your mouth you moron. so unnecessary.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2010


    It's just rude and gross. Dining with someone who does this is a nightmare. I'll immediately lose my appetite.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 30, 2009

    People Need to Keep Their M...

    People need to keep their mouths shut when they chew. This helps to keep the noise down. Loud chewing, especially bubble gum, is very annoying. I believe taht people chew loudly just to get people mad. Some people chew loudly just to bring attention to themselves, as they need to...
    jespusspuss jespusspuss
    66-70, M
    14 Responses Aug 13, 2008

    Noisy Eaters

    it irritates me when you can hear everything that's going on in their mouth, i wish they'd close it.
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Aug 29, 2009

    Pet peeve. Is it so hard to just chew with your

    mouth closed ? I don't want to see or hear your food mixing with your saliva. Ugh yuck
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2013

    Keep It Down!

    When I was younger and played in little league, I can recall several of my so-called "friends" who sat near me in the dugout smacking their lips together as they stuffed more and more of that "Big League Chew" between their lips and into their mouths. For those of you who aren't...
    HeyitsRich HeyitsRich
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Mar 24, 2011

    Can't be the only one here,

    It drives me crazy its like I am saying: eat right we ain't animals here :D
    basel22 basel22
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2014

    Friday Dinner

    Is like a cacophony. There should be a conductor - "You - now with the chicken" "Louder on the water drinking" "Violins" and Voila. A bow to the guests, and on to chewing gum. Funny thing - It always comes from the most unexpected people - the classy girl, who washes her hands...
    YoungFolks YoungFolks
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 30, 2012

    I Chew Kinda Loud At Times

    O_O but I hate hearing other people chew loud!!! Anyone else?
    slimjim1 slimjim1
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 5, 2012

    It just annoys me so much,

    anything that sounds like jelly being mushed around forever kinda annoys me and when I can hear the food in their mouth like if they had mac and cheese I literally cringe and get so annoyed if I hear that
    jacithepanda jacithepanda
    13-15, F
    1 Response Oct 5, 2014

    Mouths Closed

    I absolutely hate when people chew with their mouth open and/or smack their lips while chewing. Please keep what you're eating and what it looks like to yourself. That is the most disgusting thing someone can do while eating except maybe to be sick.
    jennys956 jennys956
    31-35, T
    1 Response Apr 3, 2011

    It's A Cultural Thing

    I sometimes wonder if I've done our children a disservice by influencing them to consider loud chewing deplorable. Have we condemned them to a lifetime of cringing when they are confronted by noisy eaters? In my city, It's not uncommon to hear very loud eating on the train. It...
    Bambiah Bambiah
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2011

    Soo a few years back,

    my dad pulled a leave-the-whole-family-and-ruin-their-credit-score type move, and I got a step dad. Though he is a great man and has done a lot for us, he CHEWS LIKE A DAMN COW. And to be honest, I think our relationship could have been much better starting off if he had just...
    Loricent Loricent
    18-21, M
    Dec 14, 2014

    There's a chick sitting next to me write

    now chewing disgustingly and licking her fingers and I just wanna reach over and smack her across the face. Chewing is possibly my greatest pet-pieve.
    lalaloopsytrollpony lalaloopsytrollpony
    22-25, F
    Oct 16, 2014

    Chewing Gum - Annoys Me

    I hate when people chew gum so loudly or disgusting and it's annoying. Someone i know chews gum so annoyingly -like everytime they bit it a "poping bubble sound comes out" = so that's all you hear with a little other annoying sounds... I'm like a room a way with my head phones...
    gr8jesus gr8jesus
    51-55, M
    Sep 18, 2010

    I can't fuhkin stand

    when people chew! Sound of their ****** gums smackn while they're chewing n shiiiit makes my blood boil!!!
    pghbby pghbby
    26-30, F
    Nov 9, 2015

    The Sound of Celery

    It's bad enough that I have a guy next to me that screams into his phone, and another guy that types like he is trying to punch his fingers through the keyboard, but now I have THE WORST person next to my working area.   A loud eater.   I never knew that there...
    wikkedirish wikkedirish
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Aug 17, 2008

    Noisy Eaters Make Me Want To Scream!

    Noisy eaters should be banned! It's annoying as hell, I don't want to see it & I don't want to hear it. Crunchy foods like crackers & junk food are the worst! Some people crunch into their food like they're starving, & start chewing befor it's in their mouth. THEY...
    Luciebear Luciebear
    51-55, F
    11 Responses Nov 9, 2009

    They Eat/chew With Sounds

    Chump. . . chump, slurrp. . . slurrp. . . slurrp.Sounds I guess I will never get used to. But Japanese has this unexplanable habit. They chew and don't care making sound from every thing they eat. They eat noodles with the slurrpy sounds. The soup reaching as hot as 40...
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jul 12, 2012


    I was sitting in the car with my friend and she was eating some candy and she wasn't taught to close her mouth like I was so I was sitting there listening to her eat her food with her mouth wide open, but I love her so it's okayy :D Sometimes when someone is eating around me I...
    HaleyMichelle1548 HaleyMichelle1548
    18-21, F
    Apr 16, 2013

    Sometimes I feel like people do it

    because they know it annoys me and makes me lose my appetite.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed
    Oct 7, 2014


    Yes I'm known to scream this out randomly at those who come into my office chomping on gum or food and if you are on the phone please know that I'm going to call you out on it. Just poor manners and yuck! Don't speak with food in your mouth, as I do not want to wear it or see...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Nov 15, 2010

    It Is A Disgusting Habit

    I just cannot stand it when people chew loud and smack their lips while eating.
    baringmysoul baringmysoul
    41-45, M
    Apr 26, 2010

    My Brother-in-law Is A Hog

    Not technically my brother-in-law, but he is the unemployed moocher boyfriend of my husband's sister. And we all live together in one happy household (not). So aside from the fact that is he uninvited and does not pay rent, he chews with his mouth open. Loudly too. He is...
    kon3k0 kon3k0
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 26, 2010

    Puts Me Off My Food

    OK I know it's not the biggest problem in the world but come on! Why do some people squelch and chew so fcking loudly? It makes me feel sick lol. I chew everything quietly, well everything except crisps, so why don't they?
    Gemzaayy Gemzaayy
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Feb 22, 2012

    -.- My Sister Drove Me To Make This Post.....

    I hate inviting her with me, especially when she chews gum. It's like she's loud and then she gets louder all the squishing and smacking and chomping; it just irritates me extremely, I try not to be rude but it's like hard to do anything fun around when she chews. The sad part...
    Rhiboticus Rhiboticus
    1 Response Mar 29, 2012

    Oh Boy

    this annoys me - this annoys me to no end!!! and even more so when they're doing with their mouths open!!!! it's disgusting!!! i like seafood but i don't want to see ur food!!! my little sister is the worst at this!!! sometimes i poke her with my fork and dependng on how loud she...
    shadowfairy shadowfairy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 4, 2007

    It just makes me want to take what ever they

    are eating and shove it down their throat😒😒
    Chocolateloverteam Chocolateloverteam
    13-15, F
    1 Response May 26, 2014

    Don't Chew Dare Chew Near Me

    I can hear the smacking, jaw popping, and teeth crunching even if you have your mouth closed. Yuck.
    FonderAbsence FonderAbsence
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jun 13, 2013

    I Slow Down And Chew My Meal..

    I know, I know, it's been a hectic day, but you do have to eat. Whether you grab a meal on the go or you're finally able to sit down with your family and/or friends, please don't gobble or wolf down your food. Do you think you're in some kind of eating contest and you're going to...
    gr8jesus gr8jesus
    51-55, M
    Aug 29, 2010

    I do, which apparently means I have a mental

    disorder 😞 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia but I hate the sound of people chewing or slurping their soup! When it gets to people making squelching sounds I start gagging 😠😠
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jul 7, 2015
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