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I Hate When People Take Me Seriously When I'M Joking

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    It get on my nerves when people call me a crack baby and act condescending towards me like a child. Why do they keep blaming my parents because the way I dress and act differently...
    sham17 sham17 26-30, F Sep 13

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    My mom. The majority of our stupid bickering sessions are for her trying to change me or 'guide' me into her ideal mold of a daughter. She's only trying to help but said help only...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F Sep 18

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    I had a really rough day all I want to do is crawl up in a ball and cry. No one is giving me the answers I need for my online class and I need to do good on the class. I'm so...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Sep 4

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    Honestly, sometimes people think I'm trying to force them to do things and I don't even realize they feel that way up until they call me judgmental or something. For me if I tell...
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F Sep 18

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    I jump or start swinging when someone sneaks up behind me. It scares the crap out of me I can't help. I have come close to hitting people. They start talking and I dont know they...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    Just had another encounter with someone on EP who is way over-the-top sensitive. I asked one question and was promptly accused of being unkind. Then following my explanation for...
    KatieTreat KatieTreat 51-55, T Sep 4

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    My mom thinks I'm going to hell. She's legitimately terrified that if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, she will not see me in heaven. Do you know how much...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 15

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    Just the other day there was a guy in my college's plaza talking about his views on Christianity and Jesus. It happens frequently so I tend not to pay attention but this guy was an...
    firework05 firework05 18-21, F Sep 15

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    I don't have OCD. I probably never will since no one else in my family has it, but when someone touches my stuff, it just drives me crazy. I'm not a greedy person, meaning I really...
    Neixkolai Neixkolai 16-17, M Sep 23

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    last night i woke up hyperventilating and was having a panic attack this is the first time this has happened can anyone explain to me what is going on im on 25 mg zoloft and 10 mg...
    healthgoth healthgoth 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 5

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    Please forgive me if this post is extraordinarily long. I'm well aware that anyone out there shouldn't be asked to sit through this, but I would really appreciate it if someone did...
    jojo2450 jojo2450 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 4

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    But sadly, I'm saying goodbye to EP. A person that's very popular on this site has informed many people here that I'm schizophrenic & rather odd to her now. After sharing many...
    mo0se809 mo0se809 46-50, M 3 Responses Sep 22

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    I so hate when people tese me and other like me cause we have disability it make me sooooo upset when i get tese why do people do it i go to a special school cause i can't get nom...
    ewoh ewoh 18-21, M 5 Responses Sep 9

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    Have to get my Rectal Temp taken tonight. I'm scared. Private message me girls.
    HerLover115 HerLover115 41-45, F 4 Responses Sep 6

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    Whenever I'm not smiling people always think I'm sad or mad when in reality in just chilling and the nicest person you will ever meet. I don't see why I would walk around smiling...
    Kmillr Kmillr 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I wanted my first story to be huge with lot of inspirational quotes,a link to a good song and all other stuff which would give a good first impression to people But i'm too lazy to...
    Arctodussimus Arctodussimus 18-21, M 30 mins ago

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    My coworker Tim and I became very close in the past month. When he first started working at my store, the security guard and I had a lot of fun at his expense because we thought he...
    iridescenteyes iridescenteyes 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 12

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    There's always someone who feels insecure of themselves, even if they're the ones who people adored. Seriously who're you trying to impress? You've got the looks and all and yet...
    acrehood acrehood 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 23

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    Like seriously, they just need to Shut The Fck Up.. Why bothering other people's life for God damn sake! (OH i'm pissed.. Sorry) x
    yalalast yalalast 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    I'm seriously getting tired of all these damn fake profiles. Do you really need to hide yourself? Be your damn self and **** what people think. You are you! BE YOURSELF! That's...
    Rainzach132 Rainzach132 18-21, M 3 Responses Sep 23

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    Laughter is all around me, coming from me, and I can see the faces of my friends. It's a good night. We're all at dinner together, debating the stupidest of subjects like world...
    Skollon Skollon 18-21, F Sep 17

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    I did not write the following but it is a great take on what an open marriage is like and what it should be like. I found this article at Salon.com. What I learned from dating...
    sosexyincolo sosexyincolo 36-40 2 Responses Sep 11

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    I’m new to this forum and have known I’m an Empath for about two months now. I’m still trying to understand it, but the more I read, write and contemplate, the more I feel as...
    holliebee03 holliebee03 18-21, F Sep 18

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    omfg I HATE when skinny people say I'm fat it's ridiculous a stupid stop being an attention seeker cause I'm not gonna ******* say I'm fat cause I'm not
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F Sep 4

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    Am I the only one here who finds it in bad taste for another EP member to just abruptly leave in the middle of a conversion during private messaging? It's especially annoying when...
    Cristofori Cristofori 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 13

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    Okay, so I'm kind of confused about this one. People spend big bucks on a pedigree dog and then they just leave it outside. I mean think about it - you spend 1500 on a dog and 1500...
    dicavill dicavill 41-45 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Me: Hi New girl: hi Me: How are you? New girl: I hate these conversations Well, excuse me for having social anxiety issues, but am trying to be polite as possible. I'm also...
    SgtRecker06 SgtRecker06 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My God I feel so broken, I feel like my insides are being turned inside out, sounds like what my son experienced , every day now i die and the relive over and over again and again...
    streets718 streets718 56-60, F Sep 5

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    It makes me feel awkward and like there's something wrong with me.Also,their stares are killing me and it feels like I'm a murderer who killed 5 people.
    loonylynx loonylynx 13-15, F Sep 15

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    you see, i have issues with people saying this to me, cos its like, when i don't smile,people tell me to smile,even though iv'e no reason to,then at times when i do smile, people...
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Now x5 In the same minute so fu*king annoying. I'm not in a good mood thus far. My love is leaving and he won't even tell me where to find him. He doesn't want to talk to me. He...
    unforgivablyuseless unforgivablyuseless 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I hate people that r fake and people think I'm fake I got boobs blond hair an *** everything else girls have and the face that's in posted with this
    phillips0430 phillips0430 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    My bestfriend and my cousin were going out, and ultimately they broke up. This happend 2 years ago, and over the course of time I became even closer to my friend, but now my cousin...
    tprang1203 tprang1203 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I HATE it when guys message me asking about my past, so I tell them, but when I bring up details about my molestation they almost always ask " did it feel nice?" Or "did you enjoy...
    XxBadXVibesxX XxBadXVibesxX 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 9

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    I don't fit in because I refuse to be anyone but myself. I'm a nice person and I do almost anything for friends when I have thembut why do people have to lie and pretend?I hate...
    hiddenjem hiddenjem 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18

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    I can't say I hate drunk but I have more of a fear of them. When ever I'm around drunk people I feel that they are going to hurt me. I don't know why I just am.
    BlueSkysGreySkys BlueSkysGreySkys 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 20

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    One of the things about dating online is you sometimes meet people who you're capable of pretty profound emotional connection with but then you realize you have no actual genuine...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 22

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    One of my friend likes to wear tight pants sometimes and of course it messes with guys but it still ****** me off that people stare she knows it makes me mad but doesn't understand...
    renguard renguard 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 22

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    Is there someone in your life who is constantly mean to you? Is this person a bully/jerk? Is it time to show them what goes around comes around? I'm casting a new show for SPIKE TV...
    CastNow CastNow 31-35, F a week ago

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    Well it looks like I'm going to hell because God hates me. That's cool because I get to hang with all the cool people and sinners. We'll have a giant fire party.
    WhatTheFrenchToast WhatTheFrenchToast 18-21, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Tomorrow is my birthday, I'm turning 17. Let's hope this year doesn't completely suck!
    AriealTheMermaid AriealTheMermaid 16-17, F 14 Responses Sep 2

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    I just got into this argument with my grandma. She's seriously getting on my last nerve. She's trying to tell me that I should grow up, and I said, "That's not my problem." She...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I have two names - Maria Silvia. But the second name is as important as the first one. People always seem to get that wrong. Either they write my names without the space in between...
    thoughtworn thoughtworn 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    All my friends are gorgeous. I always feel so out of place with my friends. I'm 5'2, with 31-23-29 measurments and i hate it. i always feel so insecure. people always call me...
    chloeazalea chloeazalea 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    I don't think I'm ever going to get to the point of where I can stare myself in the mirror and like what I see. The longer I stand there the more reasons come up for me to hate...
    MississippiChick18 MississippiChick18 18-21, F Sep 6

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    Rude people suck! A women 3 kids trying to count out her money kids behaving ok old bag behind me says I wish people could have there money ready when they get to the register I...
    rustr8 rustr8 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 9

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    Where do I begin? The depression? My waning eye-sight? No, none of that matters in the long run, I guess. I grew up (am growing up) in a decently rough home. The kind where not...