I Have A Badass Sense Of Humor

You know you're funny when you crack yourself up. Oh did I say funny? I meant friendless. 34 People

    It's quite entertaining

    when someone try's to **** with you. And you **** with them harder. Example: random dude- are you a girl trying to be a guy or a guy trying to be a girl? Me- is it bad if my **** touches my vagina?
    kitties1113 kitties1113
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jul 14, 2014

    " Nice Rack "

    I was in the meat department and had picked up some stuffed chicken breasts.... There were no cooking instructions, so I was waiting to catch a meat department employee to ask about time and temperature. I was looking at a display of spices by the door of the meat department when...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart
    56-60, F
    12 Responses Oct 25, 2013
More Stories