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I Have a Bizarre Sense of Humour

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    Kanye World (Ep3)

    Open Scene: Kanye strolls in a park down a winding dirt path beside a pond. He notices his reflection in the calm water. Kanye : (leaps to the edge of the pond; throwing fists at the water; splashing; screaming) HANG ON OTHER KANYE!!! I WILL RELEASE YOU!!!!!!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 20, 2013

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    Delete Scenes (Ep1)

    Open Scene: Ubiquitous blue desk and backgound Cookie Monster : (growling crunching cookies with veracity of a shark attack) Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    Wisdom / Knowledge

    Phillip - "Subtle sweetness and a ripe sour flavor!" Tom - "Delicious! Firm texture and terrific paired with bacon and lettuce served on toasted bread!" Phillip - "Splendid! What shall we name this new fruit we discovered?" Chumley "Tomato!" Phillip - "..." Tom - "..." Phillip...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 22

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    I Know, I Don't Seem Like It

    But I do have a bizarre sense of humour... I'm usually just too scared of freaking people out or offending them to use it here ... or in 'real life' lol. Got to tone it down. And sometimes I can't strike a balance between bizarre and boring and wind up in the lame zone. That's...
    sugarburn sugarburn 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    My Sense of Humour Can Cert...

    My sense of humour can certainly be called bizarre, but I call it more warped than anything.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 27, 2009

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    Awkward.

    I know it sounds alwful, but have you ever found the need to laugh at something completely NOT funny or awkward? I remember a friend of mine a few years ago came into school and told me her dog died and I just burst into fits of laughter, and I just couldn't stop! Not because I...
    AllyJG AllyJG 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    Kanye: "I guess the person I was looking

    for was in front of me all along." Me: "That's a mirror." Kanye: [nods] "It feels right."
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Jul 12

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    Quite...

    But then again it could have been this. Or that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 6, 2009

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    Who Me?

    If I did I would not be laughing at it. Ha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 3, 2009

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    Kanye World (Ep1)

    [Kanye Steps Up To The Podium] "At last, 5-out-of-5 Dentists agree..." "Uhhh, Excuse me Kanye!? Umm, why does that Dentist have a neck brace on???..." "5-OUT-OF-5 DENTISTS AGREE!!!!..." D:
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Aug 5, 2013

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    [Somewhere at a Whole Foods] Kanye: Pardon me

    sir, would you have pumpkin? Whole Foods Drone: (hands Kanye a pumpkin) here. Kanye: No no NO! PUMPKIN! It's a type of SPICE!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 11

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    5000+ Thai women are seeking love in your

    area Honey? HONEY!?! Grab the kids and hide in the basement! Lock the door!!! :::my past, it seems, has finally caught up with me:::
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 6

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    Kanye World (Ep5)

    Open Scene: Kanye at his girlfriend Miko's apartment. Kanye : (Holding Miko in a loving embrace) 'Wow baby, you changed your makeup in 26 different hot ways?' Miko : (Smiling at Kanye, knowingly) 'MMMhmmm, you like that baby?...' Kanye : (Leans in slowly whispering into Miko's...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep4)

    Open Scene: Kanye at the midway. Kanye : (Leaping to the front of the line, waiving his wallet and pushing past others waiting patiently.) 'How much for the horse tornado?' Carney : (Rolls eyes) 'Sir, that's a carousel...' Kanye : (Lifts Carney off the ground by his lapels...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 23, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep6) "Will you go to prom with me?

    " Kanye, I'm your dad. "AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TOOK TO ASK?!?"
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Apr 13

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    Yep, That's Me!

    Bizarre, or twisted, or warped, or something like that.  My coworkers tell me I have a strange sense of humor.  They have no idea how much I censor myself at work! Love the logo of this group, by the way.  My beloved cracked up over it. :-)  E. Bunbury
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M Jun 1, 2008

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    So Many Secrets

    The cast of Jersey Shore skateboards down the street, going door-to-door, searching for who knows what... "Honey!" I yell. "HONEY!!! Get the kids and go to the basement!!! Lock the door!!!" 'My past, it seems, has finally caught up with me...'
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    Things I Think Are Funny...

    Things I find funny are usually not very funny to everyone else. Weird things like if someone says "monkey goo bar har har...?! " make me laugh so much more than people who have pre prepared "jokes" they've told a million times. (I do realise that monkey goo...
    Ladyhazasecret Ladyhazasecret 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2009

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    Just Check Me Out

    If you read what I've scrbbled on the EP walls you'll see that I have a twisted sense of humor, mostly dark.  Or not, depending on your own bent.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 4 Responses May 4, 2008

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    Hillarious Doctor M

    Hi, i'm Monstermaster13. If my username is any indication, I have a strange and off-kilter sense of humour. If my stories are any indication....I love making fun of cliches especially horror cliches. My werecreature parodies like the werejohncandy and so on are perfect...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 22, 2013

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    Wanted

    - I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast Buffalo,NY for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to: 1) Lure said dragon away from Buffalo, NY to a more rural area (ie. Canada.) 2) Force said dragon to...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 4 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep2)

    Opening Scene: Kanye, in a green friendly apron, is stacking soup can pyramids at the local Whole Foods. Jennifer, a middle aged mother of two, approaches Kanye, distressed and in need of assistance. Jennifer: (fidgeting with her grocery bag) Excuse me? Mister Kanye? Where...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 13, 2013

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    Absolutely vital! If you have a sense of humour you'll never be short of friends!
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    There is this man that my dad is friends with named Mr. Rice. His wife was substitute teacher once when I was in first grade. But Mr. Rice doesn't have any sense of humor...
    ThisIsJustForFun ThisIsJustForFun 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    When you interact with people online ,I think it is good to have a sense of humor.You like someone online.Fine .It is not natural that he or she may like you or do as you want.So...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 12

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
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    A lot of people are obsessed with their bladders?? I don't understand that one ,but a lot of people on this site have no sense of grammar. Ugh
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    So in my last post I mentioned that I have a sense of adoration/ a "girl crush" on my chemistry lab partner. I've been thinking about how much she's helped me and how we might take...
    XxWolverinaxX XxWolverinaxX 18-21 Nov 9

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    If you are willing to help, I will be deeply thankful. It's for a nearby orphanage that needs funds for their Christmas festivity this year. Once again I'd be happy if you donate...
    MrsScissorhands MrsScissorhands 13-15, F Nov 14

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    There are some awesome people in my circle. All have been through things and still have a sense of humor. I would love to have dinner and drinks with any of them. All have...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I met her for the fist time in 1998. I know a long time ago but that was when it started. We road the same bus to and from High school. She was the first lady to refuse my advances...
    Thanval Thanval 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    AbyssalSilence AbyssalSilence 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I'm not sure if this is the right place since I am not the girl but rather have a story about one. Sophomore year of 2008 I made a dear friend. She would flow with joy and we'd...
    icingh icingh 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    If there are 134839 members in this group, clearly, we can't all have a weird sense of humour. If everyone's special, no one's special.
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    Why does everyone find Ebola so funny? It's a serious illness that can kill you. It has taken the lives of thousands. But *******, it's fun to say. Try saying it over and over in...
    iiCHARLIii iiCHARLIii 13-15, F Nov 5

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    My son, Samuel, works at the local Walgreens. He works the second shift and usually I wait for him to come home after work to share anything interesting or odd that might have...
    RobertCarlos RobertCarlos 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 8

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    Partly, because people need a sense of humor to put up with me. Like the annoying smart alecky comments I make to the oh-so-serious EP statements.
    ronnkron ronnkron 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 11

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    I love humour just look a my profile pic ;)
    sullie34 sullie34 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 4

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    Always have, and always will. After a scarecrow competition we entered recently, we brought Doris (our scarecrow) back to the office and the number of places she has found...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 28

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    He is far older than me. 50's probably. Slight celebrity. Never noticed his smile before. Googled his name. No doubt married, though doesn't wear a ring. He has a nice sense of...
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