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I Have a Bizarre Sense of Humour

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    area Honey? HONEY!?! Grab the kids and hide in the basement! Lock the door!!! :::my past, it seems, has finally caught up with me:::
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 6, 2014

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    My Sense of Humour Can Cert...

    My sense of humour can certainly be called bizarre, but I call it more warped than anything.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 27, 2009

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    Kanye World (Ep2)

    Opening Scene: Kanye, in a green friendly apron, is stacking soup can pyramids at the local Whole Foods. Jennifer, a middle aged mother of two, approaches Kanye, distressed and in need of assistance. Jennifer: (fidgeting with her grocery bag) Excuse me? Mister Kanye? Where...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 13, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep5)

    Open Scene: Kanye at his girlfriend Miko's apartment. Kanye : (Holding Miko in a loving embrace) 'Wow baby, you changed your makeup in 26 different hot ways?' Miko : (Smiling at Kanye, knowingly) 'MMMhmmm, you like that baby?...' Kanye : (Leans in slowly whispering into Miko's...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    Wisdom / Knowledge

    Phillip - "Subtle sweetness and a ripe sour flavor!" Tom - "Delicious! Firm texture and terrific paired with bacon and lettuce served on toasted bread!" Phillip - "Splendid! What shall we name this new fruit we discovered?" Chumley "Tomato!" Phillip - "..." Tom - "..." Phillip...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    Hillarious Doctor M

    Hi, i'm Monstermaster13. If my username is any indication, I have a strange and off-kilter sense of humour. If my stories are any indication....I love making fun of cliches especially horror cliches. My werecreature parodies like the werejohncandy and so on are perfect...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 22, 2013

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    Kanye: "I guess the person I was looking

    for was in front of me all along." Me: "That's a mirror." Kanye: [nods] "It feels right."
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 12, 2014

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    [Somewhere at a Whole Foods] Kanye: Pardon me

    sir, would you have pumpkin? Whole Foods Drone: (hands Kanye a pumpkin) here. Kanye: No no NO! PUMPKIN! It's a type of SPICE!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I Know, I Don't Seem Like It

    But I do have a bizarre sense of humour... I'm usually just too scared of freaking people out or offending them to use it here ... or in 'real life' lol. Got to tone it down. And sometimes I can't strike a balance between bizarre and boring and wind up in the lame zone. That's...
    sugarburn sugarburn 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    Things I Think Are Funny...

    Things I find funny are usually not very funny to everyone else. Weird things like if someone says "monkey goo bar har har...?! " make me laugh so much more than people who have pre prepared "jokes" they've told a million times. (I do realise that monkey goo...
    Ladyhazasecret Ladyhazasecret 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2009

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    Yep, That's Me!

    Bizarre, or twisted, or warped, or something like that.  My coworkers tell me I have a strange sense of humor.  They have no idea how much I censor myself at work! Love the logo of this group, by the way.  My beloved cracked up over it. :-)  E. Bunbury
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M Jun 1, 2008

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    Awkward.

    I know it sounds alwful, but have you ever found the need to laugh at something completely NOT funny or awkward? I remember a friend of mine a few years ago came into school and told me her dog died and I just burst into fits of laughter, and I just couldn't stop! Not because I...
    AllyJG AllyJG 16-17, F Jan 21, 2011

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    Kanye World (Ep1)

    [Kanye Steps Up To The Podium] "At last, 5-out-of-5 Dentists agree..." "Uhhh, Excuse me Kanye!? Umm, why does that Dentist have a neck brace on???..." "5-OUT-OF-5 DENTISTS AGREE!!!!..." D:
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Aug 5, 2013

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    Who Me?

    If I did I would not be laughing at it. Ha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 3, 2009

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    Kanye World (Ep4)

    Open Scene: Kanye at the midway. Kanye : (Leaping to the front of the line, waiving his wallet and pushing past others waiting patiently.) 'How much for the horse tornado?' Carney : (Rolls eyes) 'Sir, that's a carousel...' Kanye : (Lifts Carney off the ground by his lapels...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 23, 2013

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    Delete Scenes (Ep1)

    Open Scene: Ubiquitous blue desk and backgound Cookie Monster : (growling crunching cookies with veracity of a shark attack) Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep3)

    Open Scene: Kanye strolls in a park down a winding dirt path beside a pond. He notices his reflection in the calm water. Kanye : (leaps to the edge of the pond; throwing fists at the water; splashing; screaming) HANG ON OTHER KANYE!!! I WILL RELEASE YOU!!!!!!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 20, 2013

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    Quite...

    But then again it could have been this. Or that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 6, 2009

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    Kanye World (Ep6) "Will you go to prom with me?

    " Kanye, I'm your dad. "AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TOOK TO ASK?!?"
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Apr 13, 2014

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    Wanted

    - I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast Buffalo,NY for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to: 1) Lure said dragon away from Buffalo, NY to a more rural area (ie. Canada.) 2) Force said dragon to...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    So Many Secrets

    The cast of Jersey Shore skateboards down the street, going door-to-door, searching for who knows what... "Honey!" I yell. "HONEY!!! Get the kids and go to the basement!!! Lock the door!!!" 'My past, it seems, has finally caught up with me...'
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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     aren't most of us this way sometimes?
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Some love mine. Some get baffled. Some get disgusted.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Apr 28

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    Oh my gosh someone commented this on one of my videos lol I've been laughing about it literally all day. It hit me right in my giggle d (Jenna marbles reference) I want to reply...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    You either have a sense of humour or you don't! Us Brits are know for our great sense of humour........How about being slapped in the face with a wet fish British style? :)
    ItsOnlyAPaperMoon ItsOnlyAPaperMoon 46-50, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    Life is way too serious as it is. If you don't have a sense of humor, it's going to be pretty miserable. That's one of the main things that attracts me to a woman, her sense of...
    Elisb Elisb 61-65, M 1 Response May 15

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    Not a lot of people have common sense nowadays . If you actually have common sense I admire that
    FlowerChildWithARockNRollSoul FlowerChildWithARockNRollSoul 18-21, F 14 Responses Apr 28

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    It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education, than to have education without common sense.
    Dolphin750 Dolphin750 46-50, M 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Saw the movie shame.That is exactly how it is being borderline.I think I am somewhere in between.Being Demisexual,empath and borderline is a strange **** up of emotions.You have...
    aquabunny aquabunny 22-25, F 2 Responses May 8

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    Narcissists have a toolbox that they use to manipulate people. Shaming, snooping, lying, rages, guilt trips and conspiracies that are carefully orchestrated (and often entirely...
    DevilinaSundress DevilinaSundress 31-35, F 3 Responses May 1

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    common traits among synesthetes.... --more females than males --more likely to be lefties/ambidextrous --often confuse left and right --often have poor sense of direction --often...
    kinkystapler kinkystapler 18-21, F 1 Response May 3

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    Can someone give me some support? They're at it, again. It's past midnight right now and I heard some minutes ago that those ****** kids were laughing like puny fools and...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 1 Response May 16

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    I think we all do. However, I think that the more bizarre or f'd up your dream is the more imaginative/ creative you are! People who have boring dreams are, I'm sorry, BORING...
    SeanaO SeanaO 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Saturday morning humour: Ahaha!! SOOO true!!:)
    Gracey0079 Gracey0079 36-40, F 6 Responses May 2

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    Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and I think if you have or can acquire a good sense of humour and a healthy sense of irony, you can get through pretty much anything life can...
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict 36-40, M 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    I think without humor even the prettiest girls can't make a guy truly interested in you. Sure, they catch the guy's eyes first but eventually, they end up liking the girls with a...
    sofiahafirda sofiahafirda 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    That horrible moment when you have no toilet paper and you scream for some and your brother brings you newspaper flavored with pepper spray. He has a mean and weird sense of humour...
    hindustaniberawem hindustaniberawem 16-17, M Apr 26

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    My sense of humour isn't unique. I have a small group of friends who can match and surpass it. Another persons trip, fall, whack or embaracement is usually a cringe worthy laugh...
    callum00000 callum00000 26-30, M May 12

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    Laughter is a best medicine !! Ppl who have a gud sense of humour are truly blessed 😆
    coolfaz123 coolfaz123 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    So yesterday I went with my mama to an appointment... It was my first time there so mama came with me. The Orthotist, a handsome man, asked me a few questions and made me do this...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    Is there any other kind of humour?
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M 3 Responses May 7

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    Sometimes? Pretty much all the time. Not always seriously, my sense of humour is deeply rooted in inappropriate sarcasm and innuendos. I don't constantly think of.sex but I...
    TheGrumpyDead TheGrumpyDead 31-35, M 2 Responses May 9

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    In high school I had friends who took Sociology, and they would tell me that they thought of me when learning of BPD. It never phased me, until meeting my Borderline neighbor, and...
    grindhound grindhound 22-25, T May 12

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    Text I received: The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got...
    Kindalost Kindalost 46-50, F 1 Response