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I Have a Bizarre Sense of Humour

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    Kanye World (Ep3)

    Open Scene: Kanye strolls in a park down a winding dirt path beside a pond. He notices his reflection in the calm water. Kanye : (leaps to the edge of the pond; throwing fists at the water; splashing; screaming) HANG ON OTHER KANYE!!! I WILL RELEASE YOU!!!!!!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 20, 2013

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    Wanted

    - I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast Buffalo,NY for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to: 1) Lure said dragon away from Buffalo, NY to a more rural area (ie. Canada.) 2) Force said dragon to...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 4 Responses Nov 14, 2013

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    So Many Secrets

    The cast of Jersey Shore skateboards down the street, going door-to-door, searching for who knows what... "Honey!" I yell. "HONEY!!! Get the kids and go to the basement!!! Lock the door!!!" 'My past, it seems, has finally caught up with me...'
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    Who Me?

    If I did I would not be laughing at it. Ha!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 3, 2009

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    Delete Scenes (Ep1)

    Open Scene: Ubiquitous blue desk and backgound Cookie Monster : (growling crunching cookies with veracity of a shark attack) Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 5, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep6) "Will you go to prom with me?

    " Kanye, I'm your dad. "AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TOOK TO ASK?!?"
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Apr 13

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    My Sense of Humour Can Cert...

    My sense of humour can certainly be called bizarre, but I call it more warped than anything.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 27, 2009

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    Hillarious Doctor M

    Hi, i'm Monstermaster13. If my username is any indication, I have a strange and off-kilter sense of humour. If my stories are any indication....I love making fun of cliches especially horror cliches. My werecreature parodies like the werejohncandy and so on are perfect...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Mar 22, 2013

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    Awkward.

    I know it sounds alwful, but have you ever found the need to laugh at something completely NOT funny or awkward? I remember a friend of mine a few years ago came into school and told me her dog died and I just burst into fits of laughter, and I just couldn't stop! Not because I...
    AllyJG AllyJG 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 21, 2011

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    Kanye World (Ep4)

    Open Scene: Kanye at the midway. Kanye : (Leaping to the front of the line, waiving his wallet and pushing past others waiting patiently.) 'How much for the horse tornado?' Carney : (Rolls eyes) 'Sir, that's a carousel...' Kanye : (Lifts Carney off the ground by his lapels...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 23, 2013

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    Kanye: "I guess the person I was looking

    for was in front of me all along." Me: "That's a mirror." Kanye: [nods] "It feels right."
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Jul 12

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    [Somewhere at a Whole Foods] Kanye: Pardon me

    sir, would you have pumpkin? Whole Foods Drone: (hands Kanye a pumpkin) here. Kanye: No no NO! PUMPKIN! It's a type of SPICE!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Kanye World (Ep5)

    Open Scene: Kanye at his girlfriend Miko's apartment. Kanye : (Holding Miko in a loving embrace) 'Wow baby, you changed your makeup in 26 different hot ways?' Miko : (Smiling at Kanye, knowingly) 'MMMhmmm, you like that baby?...' Kanye : (Leans in slowly whispering into Miko's...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 28, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep1)

    [Kanye Steps Up To The Podium] "At last, 5-out-of-5 Dentists agree..." "Uhhh, Excuse me Kanye!? Umm, why does that Dentist have a neck brace on???..." "5-OUT-OF-5 DENTISTS AGREE!!!!..." D:
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Aug 5, 2013

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Quite...

    But then again it could have been this. Or that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 6, 2009

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    5000+ Thai women are seeking love in your

    area Honey? HONEY!?! Grab the kids and hide in the basement! Lock the door!!! :::my past, it seems, has finally caught up with me:::
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    Yep, That's Me!

    Bizarre, or twisted, or warped, or something like that.  My coworkers tell me I have a strange sense of humor.  They have no idea how much I censor myself at work! Love the logo of this group, by the way.  My beloved cracked up over it. :-)  E. Bunbury
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M Jun 1, 2008

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    Just Check Me Out

    If you read what I've scrbbled on the EP walls you'll see that I have a twisted sense of humor, mostly dark.  Or not, depending on your own bent.
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 4 Responses May 4, 2008

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    Things I Think Are Funny...

    Things I find funny are usually not very funny to everyone else. Weird things like if someone says "monkey goo bar har har...?! " make me laugh so much more than people who have pre prepared "jokes" they've told a million times. (I do realise that monkey goo...
    Ladyhazasecret Ladyhazasecret 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2009

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    Wisdom / Knowledge

    Phillip - "Subtle sweetness and a ripe sour flavor!" Tom - "Delicious! Firm texture and terrific paired with bacon and lettuce served on toasted bread!" Phillip - "Splendid! What shall we name this new fruit we discovered?" Chumley "Tomato!" Phillip - "..." Tom - "..." Phillip...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 3 Responses Aug 7, 2013

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    Kanye World (Ep2)

    Opening Scene: Kanye, in a green friendly apron, is stacking soup can pyramids at the local Whole Foods. Jennifer, a middle aged mother of two, approaches Kanye, distressed and in need of assistance. Jennifer: (fidgeting with her grocery bag) Excuse me? Mister Kanye? Where...
    tenente tenente 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 13, 2013

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    I Know, I Don't Seem Like It

    But I do have a bizarre sense of humour... I'm usually just too scared of freaking people out or offending them to use it here ... or in 'real life' lol. Got to tone it down. And sometimes I can't strike a balance between bizarre and boring and wind up in the lame zone. That's...
    sugarburn sugarburn 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 27, 2009

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    I had a dream of a hotel room and a tall man was there waiting for me. He knew my name ect. What does this mean?
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    No one said a good one ... :P
    Chrissaysyourock Chrissaysyourock 16-17, M Aug 27

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    So I just read an article about 4 teens that threw a 4 pound soccer ball size rock over an overpass and hit a car, severely injuring the woman driving. She lost her right eye, part...
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 22

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    I read something sad today from a friend who is now in a similar situation as i was this time last year and my heart goes out to her. As it was a time when i myself felt so very...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Just got a new job working security at a hospital. I trained Thursday night even though I work first shift, the guy that trained me said the people that work in the hospital during...
    PierceTheOvercastKid PierceTheOvercastKid 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Most of the people that have a sense of humor or make people laugh are most in pain..
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Yes, give me the truth! No matter how much it hurts, I'm a big girl I can take it...? Lol, half the time I don't even care what people think of me, and it only is really brutal in...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response Sep 6

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    Feeling so down and out today . It just happens to be the anniversary of a dear departed one who I was so close to and miss her with my entire being .I didn't think anything would...
    MizCamille MizCamille 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I rarely like story type jokes, but enjoy people with an active sense of humour.....
    artymike8 artymike8 41-45, M Aug 28

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    Humour is so sexy. Those who can make others laugh, and laugh at themselves, are likewise.
    SLdale SLdale 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 8

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    I'm one who has no problem with interracial relationships. Most of my romantic relationships with women have been with non whites. I dated mainly Hispanic women in high school...
    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I usually tell myself jokes because I seem to be the only one who understands my sense of humour.
    Although Although 13-15 1 Response Aug 25

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    To me having a sense of humour, a GOOD one, is a way to live like a happy person. I get along very well with people that just joke around all the time, infact, It is the most...
    lostwonderer lostwonderer 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 8

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    I have a really weird sense of humour. I am very very weird and awkward. To get a guy, I don't need to flirt, I just seduce them with my awkwardness. It usually works....anyway, I...
    RosemaryIdaho RosemaryIdaho 13-15, F 6 Responses Sep 8

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    My sense of humour would be normal probably for an American but for a Finn I'm really really weird.
    80sRockLover 80sRockLover 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    hi just need to vent not feeling well i feel like im going off the deep end i dont like getting up in the morning anymore i want to avoid the night time when i get my cycle my...
    hannahabbie hannahabbie 46-50, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love to be the one in a group to bring up some news story that is so bizarre or crazy that it leaves everyone shocked and with that doubtful look on their faces. I try to keep...
    VeronicaVee VeronicaVee 36-40, F Aug 27

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    Addictive as long as you like bad pickup lines and weird humour sense.
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I have some Gay friends as well :) I love their sense of humour . But then I'm Gay myself LOL :) but we all keep it a secret and have a good laugh . We know what we are and why we...
    interlink2 interlink2 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    1) Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! 2) There's a band called '1023MB', they have made any gigs yet. 3) Enough with the Nazi jokes, they make me f...
    IRID3SC3NT IRID3SC3NT 13-15, F Sep 6

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    What does a man and a snow storm have in common?
    Spicyboy23 Spicyboy23 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. #isthatso?
    sweetpetals sweetpetals 26-30, F 8 Responses Sep 7

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    To shin, mayonaka 9-10-2014 Waking up at an odd hour of the night, I realize I just want to look at your face. Wish I could stare into your bottomless eyes, or even just glance...
    saturnsdaughter saturnsdaughter 26-30, F Sep 8