I Have A Brain Peach

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    Things I will do today.

    Toss your fedora-encrusted head to the hyenas, wait a few days, and use your maggoty skull as a bowling ball. Smoke 3-5 cigarettes of an illiterate brand. Cure the world's acne by saying Boo to all cameras. Drink 6-8 bottles of h2o named after an ex-friend. Manage the local...
    Kefka Kefka
    31-35
    Apr 17, 2016

    Man. I have to go easy on the bottled water.

    Last case I have for the week. If I run out, I'll be stuck drinking soda. Damn.
    Kefka Kefka
    31-35
    Apr 17, 2016
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