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I Have a Cat That Is Jealous of My Computer

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    Sally And Sully

    It is a wonder I am able to get anything done between my two kittens. They both love to stand in front of the scrren and chase the cursor on the desktop computer. I try to get on my laptop and they sprawl themselves over the keyboard. It is a good thing they are darn cute or else...
    TessaMarie TessaMarie 36-40, F Mar 10, 2011

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    Hairy Keyboards, and Chewed Up Headphones

     My cat, chuck (one of 6) is constantly jumping on my desk when I'm typing. He'll do it, and just sit their meowing until I give him attention, then he'll politely jump in my lap. He likes to chew up my headphones too, which gets annoying.
    MrMacabre MrMacabre 66-70, M 1 Response Jul 14, 2009

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    Mittens

    My cat(mittens) likes to get in the way when I'm on the computer..LOL   She stands in front of the screen,purring and sometimes meowing,trying to be as cute as she can be. Either she wants to be cuddled,or wants the comfy chair..She's very manipulative,and sometimes I...
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 1, 2009

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    It's a Never Ending Battle!

    My cat Tyko will try to lay right on my tummy as soon and I turn the computer on. The big problem lol, is that I own a laptop, which I rest on my legs....and my cat is a little chubby. Lol. For the wholetime I'm on the computer he constantly tries to lay on top of it or sit on...
    LittleFerrett LittleFerrett 26-30, F Jul 14, 2009

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    He Woos Me

    When I am up on the computer, my roommates cat will jump on my lap. He is a big tabby and loves putting his paw on you to claim you. He puts his paw on the mouse too(the computer mouse). I just wish he would "AR" at my little girl tabby.
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 27, 2009

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    It Must Be A Cat Thing...

    My kitty, Pavlov, loves to get between me and the computer every chance he gets.
    nilla420 nilla420 31-35, F Jan 28, 2012

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    Me Ow

    My cat is the Princess of the House. Always wanting attention, esp when I'm on the computer. She'll sit on the floor, staring at me, until I talk to her, then she'll want to be closer, and jump up on the desk, sitting in front of the computer screen, so I will pet her and give...
    Jeanieb Jeanieb 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2007

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    Ignore Me and I Will Steal Your Chair

    One of my cats has become jealous of my computer time. Smoky has been my velcro kitty since day one. She will steal my chair just to make a point. Unless she is outside, then the wildcat part kicks in.
    lostntime lostntime 46-50, M 9 Responses Apr 2, 2009

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    Every Time

    Vinci is a very affectionate creature, but there are times when he is content to clean himself or nap in the sun while totally ignoring me. However, every time I get on the computer he will stop whatever he is doing and insist on walking all over the keyboard in a effort to...
    teezey teezey 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 29, 2012

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    One Assertive Kitty

    Cleo is a big girl, she weighs 18 pounds, and she just sits down right in front of the screen. if you try to move her, she won't budge.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Bubbles Vs Compaq!

    My cat Bubbles does not like my laptop at all! When I try to use it and she's in the room with me, she will purposely lay across the keys and mess me up. And when I finally fight her away, she will sit behind me, kicking me in my back! When I did the webcam thing, she would glare...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 27, 2009

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    I Have 4 Cats and Each Has Their Own Behavior When Iget On the Computer.

    Cat 1 The most polite cat ever so careful steps around my keyboard so as not to hit any keys and on over to the window ledge. Cat 2 loves to jump allover the keyborad wrecking havoc with everystep pushing keys I didn't know did anything. Fortunately, this is short...
    candy100 candy100 56-60, F 2 Responses Jun 4, 2009

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    Funny Cat

     Oh Boy, is she ever!  First, I have to fight for the soft,comfy computer chair all the time, as she thinks it's hers. Then,after I get it, she'll stare at me from the little TV table that is beside said chair.If that isn't bad enough,she'll then walk,and sometimes...
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    She Is..

    she lays across my hands as I type, and bites me when I type.. has been known to sit directly in front of the screen.. it's freakin 23 inch.. and the cat fills it!  
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 19, 2010

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    Omg

    She is 30lbs, and extremely jealous of my computer.  Right now she is laying on me, I'm in bed, she has both paws wrapped around my head and clawing my pillow. No wonder I choke up hair balls.
    Neveah Neveah 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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    My Cat!

    His name is george btw, whenever I am home and on my laptop he will go out of his way to lay ontop of me and annoy the heck out of me lol. 
    nervousaroundgirls nervousaroundgirls 18-21, M Mar 11, 2011

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    Rugby.....

    Just so you know...I didn't name her.  She is a petite black sweetie with white paws and a white spot on her chest.  My computer is in my living room next to a big overstuffed chair.  I sit with my keyboard in my lap and my mouse on the arm of the chair.  ...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 56-60, F 2 Responses Jan 1, 2008

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    Dammit!

    The fat little bastard gets between the keyboard and the screen and lies there like he just doesn't care.  He does it all the time.  I think he is totally insensitive! 
    Sage360 Sage360 41-45, F 1 Response May 7, 2010

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    cat person is a shy full. maybe an introverts. agree???
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    Look!! I really don't have an idea that u r still being jealous. ?? We have that issue since November and we talked , and I think that were ok. I thought that u'll never gonna get...
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    Who remembers when no one cared about our selfies, food pictures and other stuff we use our phones/computers for? When we all sat at the table to eat dinner. When time was spent...
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    I enjoy it when my bf gets jealous ^^ I feel like he really cares about me, like he really doesn't want to lose me. I remember when he would get so over protective back in HS now...
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