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    Quit Humpin The Furniture!!!!

    Lost my eva luvin mindgot a kitten of the ornery kindShe's now 9 months oldAnd low and beholdHas just went into heatI could handle her feistyI could handle her meanBut now she's just hornylike some pubescent teen!Howling thru the night And yes, I use the water gun alright?!I...
    whisperingsunshine whisperingsunshine 31-35, F 9 Responses May 2, 2012

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    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 12, 2013

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    My kitten just jumped in the toilet my god

    stupid cat. I can't stop laughing
    internetrodo internetrodo 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 4

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    I rescued my kitty from the Humane Society.

    She's really mouthy but she loves sitting on my lap and purring. She sits behind me on the couch sometimes and licks my hair. It's kind of funny. I'm glad they had such wonderful animals available for adoption at the pound.
    simplycomplex82 simplycomplex82 31-35, M 5 Responses Jul 21

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    His name is Loki and he's 16 weeks old.

    He's a cheeky kitten when it the morning, he goes into your bed and decides to bite your nose or sleep on your neck
    nomorelies13 nomorelies13 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    lolaj09 lolaj09 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 28

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    Hello people of the EP my name is doll,

    am an extremely beautiful cat, I'm lovely and I'm tricolor, my colors are the maximum, are black white and yellow! I was adopted before my name was manchinh to because I have a big yellow stain in my head: =) love playing with all that is light as leisure, eating...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 24

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    Has anyone tried the breeze litter system by

    tidy cats? Opinions? Seems a lot easier, but I'd like to know what other cat owners think about it before I buy it. Btw, I only have one cat, but I live in a small apartment, so I scoop his box 1-2 times a day, and completely change his litter once a week. Thanks!
    Ag0405 Ag0405 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 18

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    In A Manner Of Speaking, I Suppose I Do

    I’m a dog person by nature, and always have been. Despite that (or maybe because of it), felines apparently have a strange attraction to me and there always seems to be one around. I’ve never actually “owned” a cat; never gone and picked one out and brought it home. No...
    OverWritten OverWritten 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 2, 2013

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    I actually have 8 cats,

    the most we have had is 14, the rest have all passed on. I had my own cat named Cassie, she was my cat for about 9 years, she would follow me everywhere and sleep on my head every night. We had to put her down about a year ago because a boxer attacked her and broke her spine. It...
    sweetsally21 sweetsally21 22-25, F 11 Responses Dec 10, 2013

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    Love her so Much..............

    I love my cat...and now she's poorly I so miss her bad behaviour...I would give anything to have my furniture ripped to shreds again,my carpets clawed,my food eaten, my bed hogged, my plants pulled overand my curtains swung on and consequently ripped to ribbons...
    sparklingdiamonds sparklingdiamonds 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 30, 2011

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    You may have heard that black cats are bad luck,

    and watching them cross your path will curse you for sure, but you haven't seen my cat. His name is Spock, and he is simultaneously the sweetest and most infuriating cat you'll ever meet. His sleek black fur is slightly ruffled as he slides along the wall of my bedroom, hoping...
    colaut colaut 16-17, F 4 Responses May 24

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    cnw1 cnw1 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 25

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    His name is Tiger. It was the name he had

    when he was in foster care, and he responded to it, so we kept it for his sake. Before that we are told, he was found among a colony of feral cats living the wild life. You'd never know it from meeting him, though, as he is a total sweetheart, and loves people. His legs are...
    MrLaidBack MrLaidBack 36-40, M Aug 18

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    She is almost 20 days old

    and a playful girl and Lama breed as well. I will do upload more on my laptop after have my eyes feel much better after the examin on my eyes as i am still seeing things blurry so this is the few i got while she was fed.
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M Sep 6

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    I have two boy kitties,

    spoke and Walter. They are my fur babies. They are brothers. Their mom was a stray. I had to get rid of the mom and sister when I moved in with my boyfriend but I kept my boys. My boyfriend tolerates them but doesn't like them snuggling with us in bed. The boys wait until he...
    heatherrrbee heatherrrbee 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I dont just have one cat i have 7 cats it

    started out with one cat but my neighbors cat appeared and made more cats with my little caily kitty but i love all of them
    Kitry Kitry 13-15, F Sep 26

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    Yeah, shes an ornery fatass

    who hates everyone except my brother Don't judge her, she has problems Still pretty damn adorable tho i had flash on, ignore the glowing of her eyes
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F 21 hrs ago

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    She is a complex, ornery little creature

    but she has chosen me as her human slave and that makes me happy :D
    papercastles papercastles 22-25, F Oct 9

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    Sometimes my cat is a real *******

    but then he just acts so adorable that I can't be mad at him. Cute ******.
    ihugcats ihugcats 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    My cat is the biggest baby ever.

    He is so annoying sometimes lol. It was cute when he was a kitten but now I just want some space a few days lol! I can't go to the bathroom with out him clawing and crying at the door.. So I have to let him in. He jumps on my lap and goes crazy. When I go down stairs he sits at...
    xobrowneyedgirly xobrowneyedgirly 22-25, F 10 Responses Sep 25

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    As anyone who has cats knows,

    life with a cat is really a long, drawn out war with many, many skirmishes. In the ongoing campaign against Echo, my cat, there were two skirmishes this morning. And the result of the morning's kitty skirmishes: Echo 2, Humans 0. The first skirmish was a physical...
    aurora11 aurora11 31-35, F 4 Responses Apr 22

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    1-2-3-4-5-6.........

    We have in 2010, welcomed a male cat cames as 'tourist' in our house's garden. Raised, fed, he was perfectly suited to our environment, to become his 'owner' places (like all cats). He was WFD (Without Fixed Domiciliation). Time passes and it seems clear that the installation...
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 7 Responses Nov 19, 2011

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    I have a cat called Loki

    who had a terrible start in life.. She was injected with heroin, she was 1 and a half months old at this point but I saved her life and now she lives with me. (She was living with my ex boyfriend in a house shared with immigrants, who took heroin.. It was not my ex who did this...
    crystalskys crystalskys 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    I have and had many cats in my lifetime.

    I've had them ever since I was a baby, and I always loved them. Currently, I have a massive orange and white cat named Ginger. He is practically as big as me, (considering I'm pretty small), he is so lovable and he's always there for me. He can recognize my voice and he knows a...
    ThatDarnKatz ThatDarnKatz 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2013

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    I have one as he is like 12 days

    as he lost his sister early morning. He is a Lama and seems like feeding him make it hard to think we will give him away to a family to care about. I had him from streets as was dumped and pulled away from his mom.
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    Drug Run Kitty

    Just over a year ago a former friend and I when out to score some drugs in the middle of the night at a usual source. She had told me that there were these kittens and she wanted to take one to keep. She never actually got up out of the vehicle, but I saw this little Siamese...
    dustypork dustypork 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 23, 2012

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    As of yesterday!!This is the second cat I've

    had in my lifetime... (My cat, who was a part of my life for 16 years, died a little over six months ago.) Anyway, this cat is the perfect little accident! She is a rescue... Here's the story:I was at a secluded park yesterday, just about to begin my hike, when I heard something...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    My cat Ernie is a hero,

    but also a crazy cat. He used to play a lot with his lil´ soccerball, but lately he just ignores it. He likes kickboksing with oher cats more, I guess...<< 
    Photosebastian Photosebastian 41-45, M Aug 24

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    Charlie

    This is her checking herself out in front of the iPad.
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    chocolovezz chocolovezz 18-21, F 5 Responses Jun 23

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    I used to be a dog person,

    had two dogs earlier in my life but then one day I decided to get a cat and oh my gosh! Cats are so awesome! There's so many cat haters though -.- most of the people I've talked too that don't like cats are scared of then scratching them.. But then again they never had a cat so...
    browniebebe browniebebe 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 20

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    Ah my sister is a punk she took this picture of

    me while I was trying to take a picture with the cat lol I missed having her around lol I love this cat she's always mad excuse my ratchetness I was getting ready to sleep lol
    mollyBae mollyBae 18-21, F Aug 31

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    Would You Like Another Cat?

    Then here you go.You're welcome.
    hlpflwthat hlpflwthat 51-55, M 9 Responses Mar 15, 2013

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    My Nikki is my best friend

    when I'm alone. She's a great comfort and very loving cat. A few years back, I asked God tot help me find a friend. I found Nikki. Sometimes animals are better friends than people.
    jrice356 jrice356 46-50, F 3 Responses Oct 5

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    I washed my cat yesterday,

    I've had her for 3 weeks now and she's 1 years old. I placed her in the sink and ran the tap to warm. I bought special cat shampoo and glove which is like a brush/sponge but when I tried to wash her she escaped so I put her back. I held her by her neck gently and washed her but...
    Imcalledolivia Imcalledolivia 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 6

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    This is my cat, Esther.

     She's named after Queen Esther.  Yes, the one in the Bible. I don't know why I chose to name her Esther, really.  I suppose because there was something about the regal way she watched me from her cage as I met all the other kittens in the shelter's "cat room...
    coffeeflavoredkisses coffeeflavoredkisses 46-50, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    An Older Gentleman

    My cat is a ginger tom called Picasso. He's already 17 years old but I hope he will be around for a couple of more years, since he's really important and dear to me. He's suffering from hyperthyroidism, so he needs to get his medicine twice a day - fortunately the meds can be...
    Anonna Anonna 36-40, F 25 Responses May 19, 2008

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    My cat's name is Butt-Butt

    and after being diagnosed with depression she has been the one I decided to cuddle with and hold for hours. She is the sweetest little thing and I love her more than I love myself. Although I have allergies I have learned to control them because she's my everything and I can't...
    Cricket97 Cricket97 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    Well, I use to THINK I had a cat!

    I mean - he looked like a cat, he walked like a cat, he behaved like a cat... Then I had to get him into a box to take him to the vet. That's when I found out that what I REALLY have is a furry chainsaw with a tail and four legs!!!
    murphysmaster murphysmaster 51-55, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Aaalbert Aaalbert 31-35, M 3 Responses Apr 4, 2012

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    So, I got back from my paper round this morning,

    and said hi to my dad, we turned around cos the cat meowed at us, saw a furry thing, she picked it up and next thing we know there's a massive crunch and me and dad both ran out really shocked, disgusted, and laughing😂😫
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F Oct 5

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    A Dumpster Kitty Rescue

     I have a kitty who was actually found in a dumpster with all her sibblings dead. she was the only survivor and hand raised on a mini bottle ....she was about 2-3 days old....eyes still closed. she's now.... desexed/flee free , wormed well fed (a little overweight) and a...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 20 Responses May 1, 2009

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    LittleDalek LittleDalek 16-17, M 4 Responses Oct 11

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    Ooops

    I didn't intend to get a cat, it was a accident. The people that live across the street from me moved out and just left it. It's just a kitten, can't be more than 4 months old. She is solid black and just as sweet as she can be. I named her Miss Afray. I don't know where the name...
    silvertears silvertears 31-35, F 45 Responses Aug 15, 2007

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    We Have Four Cats,

    We have four cats, all of them are rescued from one place or another, They are all characters , First we had Angus a ginger and white ,he is about 12/14 years old, then we got ,Oliver  a great big black and white cat ,he,s 11 y,old. then we had Anthony an even bigger grey...
    alvin521 alvin521 61-65, M 7 Responses Dec 29, 2009

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    Salem, The Black Cat

    I have a beautiful, mystical, black cat. He is sleek and shiny. I found him when he was two days old on Craigslist. When he was eight weeks old, he came to live with us, that was last Sept 12th. He is a truly loving cat that has a serene personality most of the time. He is not...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 56-60, F 4 Responses Feb 12, 2012

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    Actually, I have two.

    I have one male and one female, mother and son. Curled up together there on my bed lay two cats. One tan, sassy, friendly; the other black, cuddly, lazy. The first is called Amanda. Her eyes shine bright blue, a trait handed down to her one small litter. "Ms. Grayson," I...
    robokidding robokidding 16-17, F Oct 11

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    She is my best friend.

    And she is really fluffy
    dambookworm17 dambookworm17 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    my cat's a bastard always freeloading

    and littering around the house not helping with the bills pfft maybe it's just my cat that does this
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    Skinny Minny - RIP

    So today, literally in the space of like 4 hours, my cat went from being healthy to dead. I can only guess she had some kind of stroke. She was 14 and was called "Skinny cat" or "skinny me" or "skinny minny" - unlike her portly rotund twin (who is perfectly alive as I type) whom...
    Riffster Riffster 51-55, M 8 Responses Dec 2, 2013

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    He is an out door cat,

    and half bobcat, I haven't seen him sense thanksgiving; he lives with my dad and he won't tell me anything. I'm the only person how he liked; his name is Big Boy; because he was the biggest in the litter, I got to hold him a few hours after he was born; his mom was my cat, and...
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    Gem

    She's a domestic shorthair, black & brown tabby with emerald green eyes.  I inherited her from my brother who was leaving on an extended trip to Thailand.  She didn't even have a name.  So I promtlly gave her one.  Gemini, Gem for short.  She was born...
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 16, 2007

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    I obtained a kitten about a month ago.

    I decided to name her after Robin Williams' daughter, as a tribute. So, meet Ze