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I Have a Clueless Husband

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    He tries real hard, though!

    As long as he is trying I love him so! Such a little kid sometimes though... Can you teach self-awareness? Encourage it?
    maunder maunder 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    I have to spell out intimate time

    for my husband. I literally said anytime even if I'm tired or angry, I'm game and this guy still acts like a asexual nerd.
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 2 Responses May 13

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    Clueless

    No I dont have a clueless Husband but this looked like a good place for this one.   "A woman gets lonely, and sometimes she can't wait around for a man to be reincarnated." I am not sure who said this but it works...
    redman redman 46-50, M 17 Responses Sep 8, 2008

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    My husband is a wonderful father,

    but a very ****** parent. If that makes sense. He does all he can for his children, but sucks at disciplining them and consistency with it.
    Thisblows0321 Thisblows0321 26-30, F Feb 9

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    He Gave Me A Scarf....

    It's our 10th Wedding Anniversary. In the past year, I've lost two family members and I have a very high stress job. I gave him a beautiful leather jacket. He gave me a scarf. And he doesn't understand why I'm not excited.
    Karamojo Karamojo 51-55 6 Responses Oct 14, 2010

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    Ok Lady, I'll See Your Clueless Husband and Raise You One!

    Okay, this doesn't exactly relate to my husband and myself, but still, I have to wonder where the hell his brain is at.... Today the brainiac took my oldest to the Air show.... Not one single phone call all day long to let me know how their day is going, but I'm letting it go...
    goddessone goddessone 41-45, F 22 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    Birthday From Hell!!!!

    So, Yesterday was my 29th birthday, and we will just say my husband isn't exactly a gift giving genious. I was just thinking that maybe due to my current circumstances, he would man-up and maybe show a little bit of kindess. By circumstances I mean, I spent my birthday...
    wifeofatard wifeofatard 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 2, 2009

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    Once I asked my husband,

    "so what are your plans for Monday." He looked genuinely at me and said go to work? Why do you want to plan something! That's when I realized this punk forgot his wife's birthday, geesh!
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F May 13

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    Drunks Make Me Ill

    We have a problem here in "If you ignore it will go away Land" I grew up in a very dysfunctional family, who didn"t       didn"tFather was a very violent drunk, My husbands father & mother are alcoholics, My point is My...
    lovesrhinos lovesrhinos 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2008

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    I've spent the afternoon/evening painting the

    baby's nursery all on my own (7 mos. pregnant) while my husband golfed and took two naps. My back hurts so much I am walking hunched over with tears in my eyes. That mother trucker has the nerve to ask me if I can help him bathe the dogs now. Say what?!?!? He's lucky my back...
    typsygypsy typsygypsy 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 29, 2014

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    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce 41-45, F 2 Responses May 5, 2014

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    He's Pushing Me Into The Wrong Arms....

    My husband is a good ol country boy....When we first met he was a dream come true. Now the hunting, fishing and workin on trucks with his buddies is pushing us apart. I like to hunt, fish, and all that good stuff but fact is we have a son and a weak relationship that could really...
    Pastgrasper89 Pastgrasper89 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2012

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    I feel like my marriage is falling apart.

    I dunno what is happening to us. I don't want things to be this way but he doesn't want to go to counseling. We have a 2 year old daughter and I don't want her growing up in a household where we bicker all the time over pointless things. We get on each other's nerves all the...
    Italian504 Italian504 31-35, F Dec 25, 2013

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    Tell Me What You Think

    my husband is on a business trip and is driving back right now.  he calls wanting me to tell him when his next dental appt. is. I tell him and then he doesn't like my tone, wants to know if it is written on the calendar like he told me to do 3 weeks ago. yes it is on the...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 13 Responses Aug 30, 2008

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    Clueless who knewless

    When me n my husband first met, he told me that he was never married. He said i was his first. Then on my wedding night he said ' I have to talk to my wife, can i talk to my wife?' I found it romantic, I said yes n then he cut the phone .... he never called back but i was so...
    HelenParis HelenParis 22-25 Mar 15, 2012

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    I Made My Own Birthday Dinner And Baked My Own Cake!

    My 36th birthday was this past wednesday. My husband spent the whole evening on the phone. He said he'd bake me my favorite cake, but it was getting late and he was still on the dammed phone. I went to the store, bought a frozen lasagna and my cake mix and frosting. Got home put...
    LoosingMyself LoosingMyself 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    There is something about watching a full grown

    man have a major temper tantrum that's kinda funny !! My two kids plugged the toilet tonight. I couldn't stop from giggling watching my husband lose his s*it. He refused to do any of the cleaning up (which took less than a minute) but my kids and I got a bit of a laugh :). Life...
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    My husband compares his Amazon purchases

    (gadgets) to how I spend money in the grocery store for the family food. I can't get through to him; I'm so pissed!
    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce 41-45, F 2 Responses May 5, 2014

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    AnelC AnelC 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 29

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    Surprise visit.. Didn't go so well.. My husband asked me to visit every 15 days, that way time might go faster and he thinks I might get tired of going every week.. I tried to...
    AnelC AnelC 22-25, F 2 Responses May 4

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    Hi my name is Lisa ! I am in love with my boyfriend ( not my husband yet ) an I fell in love with him ...I just am looking for a support group so that when I start crying or...
    llbt llbt 46-50 5 Responses May 12

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    Well my husband has been in jail for about a month and 3 days.... But its been so hard on me. We do not have any kids cuz I can't have any. But all I do is cry when he calls he is...
    TerryChris TerryChris 36-40, F 4 days ago

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    about a week ago my husband was sent from county jail to prison to finish the rest of his time. I know for time a won't be able to talk to him, ive read and heard that it can be...
    kianalove3 kianalove3 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    What do you do if the prison will not approve/disapprove you as a visitor? My application has been processing since the last week of February and every time I call the C/O takes...
    orsoliz orsoliz 18-21, F 2 Responses May 1

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    Hi. I'm new to this group. But not new to him being. We have been married for 7 yrs. and share 3 children. all toddlers. He got 15 yrs this time. I've cried every day since...
    Aaronsgirl12 Aaronsgirl12 41-45, F 3 Responses May 14

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    On Thursday I was on the phone with my fiancé and he was telling me about how he got in trouble with a cop from a different building for crossing a red line, which I'd see lots of...
    orsoliz orsoliz 18-21, F 2 Responses May 17

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    Hubby is home for a week! I missed him a lot this Rig. Only got to talk to him 4 time in the last two weeks due to night shift and service. Blessed he is home safe!
    Syoung14 Syoung14 22-25, F May 6

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    I sleep better in the guest room. Wish I could call it my room because that's what it is. My backup sleeping area. I think separate bedrooms is healthy and not strange! Wish...
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F May 7

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    Went to see him today. It was real nice seeing him. I miss him already
    Joeyswiffey4life Joeyswiffey4life 26-30, F May 15

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    i would not want it any other way!!! i recently found this on-line a few years ago. It is a great list of ideas on ways to submit to your Husabnd. i found this list giving me new...
    goodgirl456 goodgirl456 31-35, F 5 Responses May 7

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    Dear coworkers, 1. I use to be exotic dancer. 2. I DO have a husband who I have been married to for 21 years. The reason he is not with me is because he's been in prison for the...
    CocoaBelle CocoaBelle 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    You know how guys will slip some random question about your "husband" or "boyfriend" into a conversation when they are trying to find out if you are single? I always answer like I...
    May 14

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    I have 5 children even though I am very young. I'm lucky to have my husband to help me out with them and we all get along really good. Our eldest is 5 (nearly 6) her name is Aimee...
    ElleTheLizard ElleTheLizard 18-21, F 10 Responses May 2

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    For the World am happy with no complain. I live the live so normal that no one suspect. My Heart is divide. I never lived for myself, always for others. Why people are never happy...
    tomanyfeeling28 tomanyfeeling28 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I dislike my mothers family. They only think about themselves. As for my fathers family, idk if I would of liked or disliked them. I only got to meet two out of the 12. Those 2...
    May 8

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    This isn't your "usual" suicide story. For this one, please empty your mind & put yourself in another's shoes at moments. My husband & I have been married for 14 months. Three...
    BethBoehm BethBoehm 22-25, F 9 hrs ago

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    Today was another day I didn't want to get up. All I wanted was to escape the family I got stuck with because I was stupid enough to believe that my M-I-L would be nice and love me...
    MiserableMama26 MiserableMama26 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I survived my Husband's suicide attempt. It wasn't your usual story...but I had to cut him down & not a day goes by that I don't remember.
    BethBoehm BethBoehm 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    my teachers,my parents,my friends,my uncles,my aunts often said what i want to be in future, and i answered i dont know yet or i said every idea to each of them -_-... pretty...
    alfhyraawal alfhyraawal 16-17, F 9 Responses May 3

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    I knew a beautiful girl in college. Very sweet and kind, she was peculiar in that as a gorgeous petite girl, during our cafeteria times, she often sat and talked with people who...
    Ishouldhavebeenahobo Ishouldhavebeenahobo 41-45, M May 16

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    hi I'm a 32 years old single father and I'm a Godly man I'm looking for a wife but a few specifications like around 5"8 to 6"5 skinny if possible and lite skin everything else we...
    Anel08260 Anel08260 31-35, M 11 hrs ago

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    Last night I accidently sent a really nice topless pic I took for my husband. . .to my mom. I was mortified but we both were able to just laugh it off. Hey, like she said, at...
    delishy delishy 31-35, F 5 hrs ago

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    Sometimes I like to play ignorant and stupid. I don't know why. But I can often read a situations (not always, but often) yet I pretend to be clueless. Not sure why I do this....
    Slartibartfast3000 Slartibartfast3000 31-35, M 3 Responses May 3

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