I Have a Clueless Husband

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    I have to spell out intimate time

    for my husband. I literally said anytime even if I'm tired or angry, I'm game and this guy still acts like a asexual nerd.
    Emojinoid Emojinoid
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 13, 2015

    He's Pushing Me Into The Wrong Arms....

    My husband is a good ol country boy....When we first met he was a dream come true. Now the hunting, fishing and workin on trucks with his buddies is pushing us apart. I like to hunt, fish, and all that good stuff but fact is we have a son and a weak relationship that could really...
    Pastgrasper89 Pastgrasper89
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 23, 2012

    Tell Me What You Think

    my husband is on a business trip and is driving back right now.  he calls wanting me to tell him when his next dental appt. is. I tell him and then he doesn't like my tone, wants to know if it is written on the calendar like he told me to do 3 weeks ago. yes it is on the...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Aug 30, 2008

    I Made My Own Birthday Dinner And Baked My Own Cake!

    My 36th birthday was this past wednesday. My husband spent the whole evening on the phone. He said he'd bake me my favorite cake, but it was getting late and he was still on the dammed phone. I went to the store, bought a frozen lasagna and my cake mix and frosting. Got home put...
    LoosingMyself LoosingMyself
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 16, 2012

    My husband is a wonderful father,

    but a very ****** parent. If that makes sense. He does all he can for his children, but sucks at disciplining them and consistency with it.
    Thisblows0321 Thisblows0321
    26-30, F
    Feb 9, 2015

    He Gave Me A Scarf....

    It's our 10th Wedding Anniversary. In the past year, I've lost two family members and I have a very high stress job. I gave him a beautiful leather jacket. He gave me a scarf. And he doesn't understand why I'm not excited.
    Karamojo Karamojo
    6 Responses Oct 14, 2010

    Birthday From Hell!!!!

    So, Yesterday was my 29th birthday, and we will just say my husband isn't exactly a gift giving genious. I was just thinking that maybe due to my current circumstances, he would man-up and maybe show a little bit of kindess. By circumstances I mean, I spent my birthday...
    wifeofatard wifeofatard
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Dec 2, 2009


    No I dont have a clueless Husband but this looked like a good place for this one.   "A woman gets lonely, and sometimes she can't wait around for a man to be reincarnated." I am not sure who said this but it works...
    redman redman
    46-50, M
    17 Responses Sep 8, 2008

    He tries real hard, though!

    As long as he is trying I love him so! Such a little kid sometimes though... Can you teach self-awareness? Encourage it?
    maunder maunder
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2015

    Drunks Make Me Ill

    We have a problem here in "If you ignore it will go away Land" I grew up in a very dysfunctional family, who didn"t       didn"tFather was a very violent drunk, My husbands father & mother are alcoholics, My point is My...
    lovesrhinos lovesrhinos
    51-55, F
    1 Response Sep 7, 2008

    Ok Lady, I'll See Your Clueless Husband and Raise You One!

    Okay, this doesn't exactly relate to my husband and myself, but still, I have to wonder where the hell his brain is at.... Today the brainiac took my oldest to the Air show.... Not one single phone call all day long to let me know how their day is going, but I'm letting it go...
    goddessone goddessone
    41-45, F
    22 Responses Aug 20, 2008

    My husband compares his Amazon purchases

    (gadgets) to how I spend money in the grocery store for the family food. I can't get through to him; I'm so pissed!
    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 5, 2014

    Clueless who knewless

    When me n my husband first met, he told me that he was never married. He said i was his first. Then on my wedding night he said ' I have to talk to my wife, can i talk to my wife?' I found it romantic, I said yes n then he cut the phone .... he never called back but i was so...
    HelenParis HelenParis
    Mar 15, 2012

    I feel like my marriage is falling apart.

    I dunno what is happening to us. I don't want things to be this way but he doesn't want to go to counseling. We have a 2 year old daughter and I don't want her growing up in a household where we bicker all the time over pointless things. We get on each other's nerves all the...
    Italian504 Italian504
    31-35, F
    Dec 25, 2013

    I've spent the afternoon/evening painting the

    baby's nursery all on my own (7 mos. pregnant) while my husband golfed and took two naps. My back hurts so much I am walking hunched over with tears in my eyes. That mother trucker has the nerve to ask me if I can help him bathe the dogs now. Say what?!?!? He's lucky my back...
    typsygypsy typsygypsy
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 29, 2014

    Once I asked my husband,

    "so what are your plans for Monday." He looked genuinely at me and said go to work? Why do you want to plan something! That's when I realized this punk forgot his wife's birthday, geesh!
    Emojinoid Emojinoid
    36-40, F
    May 13, 2015
    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 5, 2014
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