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I Have a Clueless Husband

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    Ok Lady, I'll See Your Clueless Husband and Raise You One!

    Okay, this doesn't exactly relate to my husband and myself, but still, I have to wonder where the hell his brain is at.... Today the brainiac took my oldest to the Air show.... Not one single phone call all day long to let me know how their day is going, but I'm letting it go...
    goddessone goddessone 41-45, F 22 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    My husband compares his Amazon purchases

    (gadgets) to how I spend money in the grocery store for the family food. I can't get through to him; I'm so pissed!
    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce 41-45, F 2 Responses May 5, 2014

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    squirrelbounce squirrelbounce 41-45, F 2 Responses May 5, 2014

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    Clueless who knewless

    When me n my husband first met, he told me that he was never married. He said i was his first. Then on my wedding night he said ' I have to talk to my wife, can i talk to my wife?' I found it romantic, I said yes n then he cut the phone .... he never called back but i was so...
    HelenParis HelenParis 22-25 Mar 15, 2012

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    Tell Me What You Think

    my husband is on a business trip and is driving back right now.  he calls wanting me to tell him when his next dental appt. is. I tell him and then he doesn't like my tone, wants to know if it is written on the calendar like he told me to do 3 weeks ago. yes it is on the...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 13 Responses Aug 30, 2008

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    Once I asked my husband,

    "so what are your plans for Monday." He looked genuinely at me and said go to work? Why do you want to plan something! That's when I realized this punk forgot his wife's birthday, geesh!
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F May 13

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    He Gave Me A Scarf....

    It's our 10th Wedding Anniversary. In the past year, I've lost two family members and I have a very high stress job. I gave him a beautiful leather jacket. He gave me a scarf. And he doesn't understand why I'm not excited.
    Karamojo Karamojo 51-55 6 Responses Oct 14, 2010

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    He got annoyed when my mom threw away one of my

    sons toys. Hes whining about her wasting his money. Yet he's able to take advantage of her free daycare since we both work. My son has so many toys btw that we put some in bags just so we could figure out what to give away. Man pride wtf.
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F Jun 18

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    I've spent the afternoon/evening painting the

    baby's nursery all on my own (7 mos. pregnant) while my husband golfed and took two naps. My back hurts so much I am walking hunched over with tears in my eyes. That mother trucker has the nerve to ask me if I can help him bathe the dogs now. Say what?!?!? He's lucky my back...
    typsygypsy typsygypsy 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 29, 2014

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    My husband is a wonderful father,

    but a very ****** parent. If that makes sense. He does all he can for his children, but sucks at disciplining them and consistency with it.
    Thisblows0321 Thisblows0321 26-30, F Feb 9

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    I feel like my marriage is falling apart.

    I dunno what is happening to us. I don't want things to be this way but he doesn't want to go to counseling. We have a 2 year old daughter and I don't want her growing up in a household where we bicker all the time over pointless things. We get on each other's nerves all the...
    Italian504 Italian504 31-35, F Dec 25, 2013

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    I have to spell out intimate time

    for my husband. I literally said anytime even if I'm tired or angry, I'm game and this guy still acts like a asexual nerd.
    Emojinoid Emojinoid 31-35, F 2 Responses May 13

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    Clueless

    No I dont have a clueless Husband but this looked like a good place for this one.   "A woman gets lonely, and sometimes she can't wait around for a man to be reincarnated." I am not sure who said this but it works...
    redman redman 46-50, M 17 Responses Sep 8, 2008

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    Drunks Make Me Ill

    We have a problem here in "If you ignore it will go away Land" I grew up in a very dysfunctional family, who didn"t       didn"tFather was a very violent drunk, My husbands father & mother are alcoholics, My point is My...
    lovesrhinos lovesrhinos 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2008

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    He's Pushing Me Into The Wrong Arms....

    My husband is a good ol country boy....When we first met he was a dream come true. Now the hunting, fishing and workin on trucks with his buddies is pushing us apart. I like to hunt, fish, and all that good stuff but fact is we have a son and a weak relationship that could really...
    Pastgrasper89 Pastgrasper89 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2012

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    He tries real hard, though!

    As long as he is trying I love him so! Such a little kid sometimes though... Can you teach self-awareness? Encourage it?
    maunder maunder 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    I Made My Own Birthday Dinner And Baked My Own Cake!

    My 36th birthday was this past wednesday. My husband spent the whole evening on the phone. He said he'd bake me my favorite cake, but it was getting late and he was still on the dammed phone. I went to the store, bought a frozen lasagna and my cake mix and frosting. Got home put...
    LoosingMyself LoosingMyself 36-40, F 3 Responses Jan 16, 2012

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    There is something about watching a full grown

    man have a major temper tantrum that's kinda funny !! My two kids plugged the toilet tonight. I couldn't stop from giggling watching my husband lose his s*it. He refused to do any of the cleaning up (which took less than a minute) but my kids and I got a bit of a laugh :). Life...
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    Birthday From Hell!!!!

    So, Yesterday was my 29th birthday, and we will just say my husband isn't exactly a gift giving genious. I was just thinking that maybe due to my current circumstances, he would man-up and maybe show a little bit of kindess. By circumstances I mean, I spent my birthday...
    wifeofatard wifeofatard 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 2, 2009

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    I am a married woman of 5......3 are his and 2 are mine. My 7yr old nephew lives with me also. I find more comfort and happiness with my children than I do with my husband...
    wishforsinglelife wishforsinglelife 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    My husband has been incarcerate four years now, it's never gotten any easier as time passes by but I've managed some how. Now we're looking forward to his parole next year 2016 and...
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    I'm having a really hard day. My husband tried to kill himself again last night. I have a three year old and a baby on the way. My husband is currently under 24 hour watch in the...
    Cayse Cayse 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    I have come to terms that my 5 year marriage is crap. I can't stand my husband in the slightest. I am probably the best actress on the planet. I smile, kiss him, make his lunches...
    silentlyopaque silentlyopaque 22-25, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    When I was 8 years old I saw my mother wanting to leave. I did not realise at the time why, now after all these years I am curious. Was it an Affair like he said? All I know is...
    moyesp moyesp 51-55 4 days ago

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    I would prefer to say "believe" rather than "think" because I feel so strongly about this. There are people who simply have no right to bring children into the world. You know this...
    DeGustibus DeGustibus 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I was just thinking of something that's annoyed me (on and off) over the years--my husbands ex-wife and her behavior. When she was married to husband (over 16 years ago), she was...
    BetweenStates BetweenStates 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    we have been together for 10 years and last month, the week before Mother's Day, the other woman sent me a message on FB with a dummy account , stating that the lies stop here...
    Desert06 Desert06 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    When I talk about our marriage I often get critical responses especially because of the micro management. I think that is rather sad as it neglects my wife's strength and her as a...
    husbandanddad husbandanddad 36-40, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you all have the time to stop by my problem...... yes I hv bn in an abusive relationship. both physical and mental. it was traumatic. dreadful. I felt miserable. and it all...
    darkersideoflife darkersideoflife 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 22

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    I have told my husband that he must let me have a lover and that he must take care of me and her. She worked for me for a while and began our relationship at my office. She is...
    00MissJ 00MissJ 51-55, F 6 Responses Jun 22

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    It's almost 1 am....I have to get up at 4 am for work. My jerk husband always teased the dog at bedtime because it's his idea of fun. So the dog sleeps in our bed. And is crowding...
    Karj Karj 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    Needing advice its a long story.... Sorry Sept 2010 I met my husband he was 18 I was 17 still in school. In Nov of the same yr we quit school and moved in with my dad we were...
    CassFitz CassFitz 22-25, F Jun 21

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    Why are so many Men one dimensional when it comes to who they are. They write nice compliments and then upon a visit to their page, all they have are pictures of their package! 90...
    JosiGrrl JosiGrrl 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 21

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    Husband is deployed for almost 2 months now, 5 to go. I miss waking up to him every day, but he keeps in contact. I hear from him almost every day and so far he has sent me flowers...
    SunnyRaye SunnyRaye 18-21, F Jun 21

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    I've been married for almost 19 years. We have two sons. One is severely mentally and physically handicapped and will always need 24 hour care. My husband is the most amazing...
    sadangel75 sadangel75 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 21

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    My husband will be released in September and our plan was to start our new life together, but today his parole officer called me and said she's recommending he be sent to a halfway...
    lobitalince lobitalince 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    I had a dream that I will never forget. This may be kind of long, but it is worth the read....and to get the kind of idea of what I was seeing, I think my subconscious based my...
    ThatGirlIsPoison23 ThatGirlIsPoison23 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    Hey all, have you guys hear of the new good time in sentence reduction that will or might take effect on November 1st, 2015?? I am not sure if I'm describing it right but google...
    AnelC AnelC 22-25, F Jun 18

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    My ex husband ruined the way I think about relationships. He was my first boyfriend and he took my virginity. I was with him for about 9 years but only married for 2. Because he...
    MammaWolfie MammaWolfie 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    I am clueless as to why this would be important, however I am told my voice is soothing. My son calls me whenever he is in a rage for me to calm him down with my voice.
    StarAngels StarAngels 46-50, F 4 Responses Jun 18

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    Well guess I didn't mean that much to him and he chose his female friends over me. All I asked was for a little respect and consideration. His always had female friends but he...
    MrsPaul2 MrsPaul2 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 17

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    I can't stand my husband anymore. I wish I wouldn't have married him. I depend on him so much financially mostly because of our 3 children. My oldest my 10 year old isn't his...
    sunkissed26 sunkissed26 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 16

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