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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 215 People

    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Heather invited her mother over

    for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to...
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Mar 18, 2013

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 6 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I have my 3 sisters ( but they are trying to live their own lives one married and one about to be married, the third at graduate school) and a couple people I talk to online, and...
    animallover412 animallover412 31-35, F 53 mins ago

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    I trust in the higher powers. I rely on them for my sense of security where I can take no action myself. I was sitting at my desk worrying and wishing my time away. I didn't know...
    ItisonlyI ItisonlyI 26-30, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I am not sure if there is anyone else has ever experienced this..I have heard about a condition called maladaptive daydreaming, but I have never been diagnosed with anything more...
    sparkydream sparkydream 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    that stupid senseless girl in my class ..she brings irritation with every single move of hers...there was time when i loved her for her innocence ...my best friend..but that...
    Ahaanaa Ahaanaa 13-15, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    When the doctor told my 96 year old mom that she has dimensia she turned to me and said, "don't worry dear, I'll get over it" and chuckled. At least she still has her sense of...
    tastyfrzz tastyfrzz 46-50 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I no longer live in the same world anymore. I no longer feel safe in this place that i now hesitantly call home.... Physically perhaps. ...but mentally and spiritually, I have...
    lonewolf2323 lonewolf2323 18-21, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Who doesn't have a favorite teacher? I haven't forgotten about him. He will always be an inspiration to me. He actually took the chance to know all of his students and he has a...
    JK7448 JK7448 22-25, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I have a weird, twisted, and/or good sense of humor. If you watched happy tree friends on Netflix you'd know why.
    LFMB LFMB 13-15, F 2 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    with the way lige plays out, you need a good sense of humor. especially when you're the joke. I am clumsy, I am always falling. I am always hurting myself in odd ways. I think...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Straight to the point… I'm extremely bothered by the murders of the on-air reporter and the cameraman yesterday morning in Virginia. Alison Parker and Adam Ward died sadly...
    Noregrets5 Noregrets5 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    Something that doesn't make sense
    SleepyHeadSnorelax SleepyHeadSnorelax 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My Fake Mother's Boyfriend or one of his family members, all of whom are all against me because of my Fake Mother's lies, stole my passport, when he came into the house and I was...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    What's not to like about a person with a sense of humor? I mean, really? Is there anyone on earth (who doesn't work for the IRS) who doesn't just LOVE to laugh?
    DaddyBear214 DaddyBear214 56-60, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I still get amazed how after all this time that many (not saying all) Americans do not do subtlety very well when it comes to British humour. It's bitter, sarcastic, dry and it can...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials...
    Gavriella Gavriella 26-30, F 11 Responses 3 days ago

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    We are naturally curious as humans. It's one of our many great qualities which have led to knowledge, innovation, and progress. We want to know things. It's important to us to...
    youzd youzd 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    I had another headache a few hours ago, so I had to take a nap which I don't normally do, which resulting in weird dreams. The first dream I had didn't make sense. At all. It was...
    sarasakun sarasakun 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Lol it's like the more you try to keep it a secret the more people know. My aunt left 3 voicemails yesterday wishing me a happy birthday when it's not even the right day lol. At...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    if anyone could help me and give me advice that would be awesome. I've sense spirits but don't see or talk to them. I dream things that happen before they do (not all the time). I...
    kittylulu13 kittylulu13 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I cannot begin to explain how this "what can you do for me" mentality effects our country, children and elderly. I have seen so many elderly disrespected and called profanities...
    westmary1984 westmary1984 26-30 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    6'0 Slim/average figure Dark hair and eyes Olive skin (Hispanic?? Arabic?) Thick eyebrows Nice smile and great sense of humour Protecter I love guys with thick dark hair!!!
    Fierrrrce Fierrrrce 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Remember, dreams and nightmares are caused by REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and fractions of reality, like what you sense with your 5 senses, that can intertwine with the sub-conscious...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I believe my good sense of humor is one of the best qualities I have. Even though i've been battling depression most of my life, a good laugh always makes my day. But for some...
    BluRain04 BluRain04 26-30, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    My Fake Mother, in relevance to my other stories, told me that I was "talking loudly" in the room, but I did not really know. I was sick and did have the stomach virus, I ate...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F a week ago

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    I wanted to announce a death today. The death of Common Sense and although it is a sad day with many mourners there aren’t as many as there should be. Common Sense had many...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 7 Responses Aug 19

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    well who doesn't? I might have a twisted sense of humor, but that makes me fun I suppose.
    AyeItsAustin AyeItsAustin 13-15, M Aug 19

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    Okay, I read this somewhere, "Your best friend is not your best friend unless they get your parents to suspect your sexuality." Hahahahha..lol..I have two really close friends...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 19

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    Common sense, she gets it.. it's common. Maybe that means that most people have it, but she's not even sure what it is. she understands things like not drinking cleaning chemicals...
    shimmeringrose shimmeringrose 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    My friends been with his girlfriend Rosa for 3 years and she hasn't killed him OR gotten pregnant so I'm seriously questioning if she's actually Latina...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M Aug 18

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    Strong but Not without Weakness: a Weakness of Crystals with Mysterious EnergyIn this post, I've written about an almost surreal, coincidental experience tied with recent events in...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F Aug 18

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    I sense negative energy and it is very strong.. I can feel it try to puncture my mind when I am around it...
    ms5271115 ms5271115 36-40, F Aug 17

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    NAKED AT SUMMER MUSIC CAMP I was 13 when I went to summer music camp at a distant university in Texas. Well, it was distant for me – about 50 miles away. We were to be there...
    tosa711 tosa711 51-55, M Aug 17

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    what I meant to say is that I've learned how to control not to be overwhelmed by sensing energy. Or to show that I'm surprised by it in public. when I sense things that can't be...
    spinsterC spinsterC 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 17

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