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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 6 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Heather invited her mother over

    for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to...
    IBelongToAlison IBelongToAlison 41-45, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Funny how you cant really talk to your old friends about your twin. They just wouldnt get it! And its frustrating most of the time when they say stuff that just doesnt make sense...
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    70 percent of the body is made up of water,the ocean covers 70 percent of  planets surface,the 700 Club is the longest~ running religious television program,the 7th day is the...
    miimii0069 miimii0069 26-30, F 14 Responses 1 day ago

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    I really enjoy watching beautiful women smoking...In a non-pervy OR creepy way. I just think they are so attractive, and have a sense of security & power - Very sexy! I was...
    Jfour001 Jfour001 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I was diagnosed with PTS almost 3 years ago after undergoing surgery to remove a bone spur. I still don’t have full use of my arm and still suffer pain, but have learned what...
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    This guy is my hero!!!! I wonder how many people have fallen for this?! Lol
    Nousername215 Nousername215 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    You might look at my profile and think I'm a depressive with no humour. Yes, my posts are real and I suffer from depression, but it doesn't mean I'm incapable of sense of humour. I...
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    For a bloody good laught!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Man goes to the doctor. Doctor: 'What can I do for you today?' Man: 'I'm concerned that I seem to have a piece of lettuce hanging out of my bum' Doctor: examines the piece of...
    Teamouse Teamouse 26-30, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Read this somewhere 23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own. Opia: The ambiguous...
    RedHwaiting RedHwaiting 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    [This is only for humour]. I have the solution to the obesity crisis. You should place every fast food restaurant brand on high hills, and have no parking or camping allowed on...
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    It is good when things go together right and you don't doubt a decision because you reasoned it out. Common Sense is one of those things I am thankful is there when I need it.
    FrankK70 FrankK70 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Laughter, a giggle, a chuckle...those tiny doses of happiness injected in between musings, worrying, and philosophizing...they are the tiny beams of lights penetrating the stuffy...
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I'm gonna bend these words a bit. I have the great fortune of having a rather phenomenal group of friends on here....and one of the things I find some amazing is how we all seem...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 11 Responses 6 days ago

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    Omg, belief in spells, spellcasters and God, spam, spam, rubbish, lies, not common sense at all, oops I will get the oogy boogies put on me......lol fn wrecked a good post that...
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    I used to think that finding the right one was about the man having a list of certain qualities. If he has them, we'd be compatible and happy. Sort of a checkmark system that was a...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    What's with people sense of humor now a days...I wonder. I got a message from an EP member yesterday, asking me from where I was (country) I responded to him that I was from...
    l1skub4n l1skub4n 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    http://themindunleashed.org/2015/07/the-people-of-this-isolated-tribe-kill-anyone-approaching-their-island.html On an isolated Indian island lives a tribe that has never had...
    Levat Levat 22-25, M a week ago

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    not so much as admire common sense but as dislike idiots,, a lot.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jul 22

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    I have a very weird sense of humour yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 21

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    I am definitely a person who is not afraid to take risks. I will try almost anything at least once no matter how dangerous it might be. I have always lived on the edge and done...
    girlfullofenergy girlfullofenergy 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    I don't know how to begin to explain what happened to me last night. it is surly unexplainable in words since it was something BEYOND every thought or emotion. it was ahhh I felt...
    alicegoneinsane alicegoneinsane 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 19

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    it's very uncommon, common sense, it seems to be something of a rarity
    Richard161 Richard161 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    People rarely get my jokes. If you were able to follow the thought pattern that led me to say what I said it might be funny, but then I'd have to explain it to you, and that just...
    aquiver aquiver 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    When I was a child and growing up, my parents and teachers repeated the statement that "Common sense goes a long way". The same thought and idea is still true today regarding...
    singlefemaleatlake singlefemaleatlake 51-55, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I'm a tactile-emotional synesthete. Textures make emotions. The emotions I feel are not simple. And the longer I touch something, the more it evolves. I'll try to describe it as...
    ungreyme ungreyme 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life – looking for a reason to laugh is necessary. A sense of humor helps us to get through the...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I call senseless answers to questions 'brain farts'. There's more where that comes from in the mind of the senseless person.
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I find having a sense of humor is important to me. If I can make you laugh, then you "get it". If you walk around taking everything seriously and never laugh, I'm going to get...
    CJRed73 CJRed73 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 16

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    If you don't have a good sense of humor I probably will not enjoy talking to you...
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 15

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