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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 206 People

    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    I laugh at myself when I can't button my shirt, for some reason I think that's funny
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    'Somewhere, There's A Sense of Humor' Said The Jack In The Box 'We Keep A Sense of Humor' Said The Gambler's Tokens At The Slots 'I Don't Like Your Sense of Humor' Said The...
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    This small text/convo series gives me a very good humorous pleasure.. For those, who also like to read or have good sense of humour can check it. I bet you would like it :)http...
    satyr1007 satyr1007 26-30, M Nov 6

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    Absolutely vital! If you have a sense of humour you'll never be short of friends!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 7

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    There is this man that my dad is friends with named Mr. Rice. His wife was substitute teacher once when I was in first grade. But Mr. Rice doesn't have any sense of humor...
    ThisIsJustForFun ThisIsJustForFun 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 7

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    When you interact with people online ,I think it is good to have a sense of humor.You like someone online.Fine .It is not natural that he or she may like you or do as you want.So...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 12

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    A lot of people are obsessed with their bladders?? I don't understand that one ,but a lot of people on this site have no sense of grammar. Ugh
    onecutebubbles0729 onecutebubbles0729 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 26

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    So in my last post I mentioned that I have a sense of adoration/ a "girl crush" on my chemistry lab partner. I've been thinking about how much she's helped me and how we might take...
    XxWolverinaxX XxWolverinaxX 18-21 Nov 9

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    If you are willing to help, I will be deeply thankful. It's for a nearby orphanage that needs funds for their Christmas festivity this year. Once again I'd be happy if you donate...
    MrsScissorhands MrsScissorhands 13-15, F Nov 14

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    There are some awesome people in my circle. All have been through things and still have a sense of humor. I would love to have dinner and drinks with any of them. All have...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 18

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    I met her for the fist time in 1998. I know a long time ago but that was when it started. We road the same bus to and from High school. She was the first lady to refuse my advances...
    Thanval Thanval 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    And my alters have decided that they have found us the one. I'm just wondering if anyone else has alters like mine. Because of my alters all being me, and the fact that I have no...
    AbyssalSilence AbyssalSilence 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    If there are 134839 members in this group, clearly, we can't all have a weird sense of humour. If everyone's special, no one's special.
    NastasyaFilippovna NastasyaFilippovna 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 4

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    Why does everyone find Ebola so funny? It's a serious illness that can kill you. It has taken the lives of thousands. But *******, it's fun to say. Try saying it over and over in...
    iiCHARLIii iiCHARLIii 13-15, F Nov 5

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    My son, Samuel, works at the local Walgreens. He works the second shift and usually I wait for him to come home after work to share anything interesting or odd that might have...
    RobertCarlos RobertCarlos 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 8

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    Partly, because people need a sense of humor to put up with me. Like the annoying smart alecky comments I make to the oh-so-serious EP statements.
    ronnkron ronnkron 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 11

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    I accidentally sent "I'm so horny" instead of "I'm so corny" to my mom.. Uh oh
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 5 Responses Oct 30

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    I love humour just look a my profile pic ;)
    sullie34 sullie34 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 4

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    Always have, and always will. After a scarecrow competition we entered recently, we brought Doris (our scarecrow) back to the office and the number of places she has found...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 28

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    He is far older than me. 50's probably. Slight celebrity. Never noticed his smile before. Googled his name. No doubt married, though doesn't wear a ring. He has a nice sense of...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 4 Responses Oct 28

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    A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Oct 30

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    I don't know but.. I like him. CU's I like guys like him.. high sense of humour.. quite smart.. as if I can rely on him on anything. :) actually, even though I know how to do a...
    blitzkrieg7 blitzkrieg7 22-25, F Oct 31

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    Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 3

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    I always admired those who were the life of the party types. They have that ability to change a would-be dull evening into a night of hilarity, just by walking into the room. I'm...
    smoothpaddle smoothpaddle 41-45, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    Over a remote Scottish island a helicopter lost power and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily there was a small cottage nearby. The pilot walked over to it and knocked...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 4 Responses Nov 8

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    Sometimes my humour is so weird, that I end up being the only one who understands it. To quote comedian / talk show host Craig Ferguson; "I made myself laugh, and that's what's...
    WierdSteve WierdSteve 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 9

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    My sister in law sat on my glasses and broke them. My own fault really as I should have taken them off.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 10

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    I have just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes it look like the wife is moving during sex.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 10

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    cheap humour.sorry.my blood sugars low and im tired.i just flew in from ny and boy my arms are tired.that was bad
    spoonandstretch spoonandstretch 41-45, M Nov 10

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    A night at Muhammad's  Aisha lifted the Niqab over her head and shoulders. "Ah Aisha sweetling. I wondered which wife I was getting tonight. " His voice lowered playfully...
    GameonEP GameonEP 36-40, F Nov 11

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    If you don't have one, I'm still going to use humor you're just going to think I'm a rude *****. I'm okay with that.
    RiddikulusSister RiddikulusSister 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    Im a woman humour me. Lol.
    verityspice verityspice 36-40, F Nov 5

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    I'm in grade 13 and I live in Canada. As the topic says, I don't have any friends. Although I have been to 3 different schools from grade 9 till now, and although I came to Canada...
    Metalheadzz Metalheadzz 18-21, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I'm not gonna lie. I have friends, but I feel so distanced from them that I don't know if they really know me. Sometimes I entertain the thought that nobody cares about me. I just...
    CapnChris CapnChris 22-25, M 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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