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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 203 People

    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend๐Ÿ˜‚ it's

    kinda bad tbh.๐Ÿ˜‚ but hey as long as i can make her happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Like ******* Jews! They always have some sort of entitlement issue. Well **** you. That's what I think
    chair5 chair5 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Have been accused of this. Am a dreamer. Or humane. And disabled. But know society aint healthy. And speak cures denied. Lol.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    Something to raise your spirit!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    This  is me looking at food..
    justsailing justsailing 41-45, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Tbh .. I don't want anything serious.. I'm not ready for the emotional part yet .. ๐Ÿ˜
    bprice0600 bprice0600 18-21, F Mar 1

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    I figured out how to make more money. Integrate it.
    YesIAmAsian YesIAmAsian 18-21 Mar 11

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    If people think sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, then what's the highest?
    TheChi TheChi 16-17, F a week ago

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    What would you do if your parents left you out of the will? Or the will was changed by his second wife and excluded you?
    tigerlo2 tigerlo2 61-65, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Some guy blocked me for being British! The funny thing is he had "I am open minded " "I don't judge" and "I have a sense of humour " on his profile. Clearly not!!! People should be...
    Littlemissshy7 Littlemissshy7 41-45, F 68 Responses Mar 14

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    Working at a clothing store is so stressful because it's a job that requires you to be outgoing. I had my second shift today and I'm already thinking about quitting because it...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 7 Responses Mar 5

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    I could really use and appreciate some help, your experience and input. I'm studying BPD psychopathology and there is something that is so conflicting for me. I'm really struggling...
    Altruistrick Altruistrick 56-60, M 6 Responses Mar 13

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    When I see 13, 14, or 15 year old girls acting like ***** I feel like punching them in the face. They're old enough to have more sense than that, and young enough to be gossiping...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have a weird sense of humour - I find this funny:“A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men...
    EclipseV EclipseV 31-35, M 4 Responses Feb 28

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    I like to be with people that have a good sense of humor. I do not like to hear or see people try to be standup comics. I think standup comics are just looking to get some...
    planter715 planter715 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Doesnt mean I have a crude sense of humour, I am open to solicitations.
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 1

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    I often hold myself back in public, rejection really messes with my head so having a weird sense of humour kinda sucks.
    JackH19 JackH19 18-21, M 7 Responses Mar 3

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    I have a dry sense of humor and I'm sometimes misunderstood.
    cougar1967 cougar1967 66-70, M Mar 15

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    ...Thoughts seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all. A message or two helps to get you through a...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 hrs ago

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    A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?" The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    John gets a call from his Artartian friend, Bill. "I've got a problem," says Bill. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's just too hard...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Mar 5

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    Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    It's feels different when a girl can actually crack something funny and make you genuinely laugh. Usually it's always me feeling obligated to pump in the sense of humour in a convo...
    aDesperado aDesperado 18-21, M Mar 10

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    I know this sounds a little corny, but here goes anyway. I just wanted to say thank you, again, to anyone on this app who said anything reassuring to me after I've been posting...
    starrysunlight starrysunlight 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel so detached from this life like I'm just humouring myself participating in it
    lemonadelaide lemonadelaide 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Common sense is thinking wisely, before acting or reacting on what you're thinking about doing.If you cheat or lie towards what is right or wrong,if you don't use common sense,you...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 9

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    Common sense costs nothing and it is free. Parents, teachers, religious leaders, and others need to show others common sense. This is where we are failing our kids today. Those...
    olderfemalesunbathing olderfemalesunbathing 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 13

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    What more is there to say when your sense of humor of a touch above the sense of normality? Nothing. Just learn to sit back and enjoy what makes you laugh, and remember to give way...
    MynameisSei MynameisSei 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    Yes I do, For years I had no sense of humor. I really had to learn to laugh at myself, I was given no choice due to a very embarrassing incident! Now, many years later, I...
    birthdaywifey birthdaywifey 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    A couple of weeks before January 16th, 2015... I had this overwhelming sense of "I feel death creeping in". It was so overwhelming that I in fact afraid, told my mother. Every time...
    Kylee23 Kylee23 31-35 Mar 11

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    10I got a few random essays to write which would be suited for my experience "I Have An Essay" but for some reason I'll continue to post them in this group until further notice...
    PortiasChampion PortiasChampion 22-25 1 Response 6 days ago

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    because there's nothing like a good laugh. I love to make ppl around me laugh, whether it's by making a funny remark, joke or just being sarcastic. A good sense of humor is always...
    LeeOmar88 LeeOmar88 26-30, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Pouring my heart out: a friend told me "life begins to make sense after you have become a mother"...well I'm trying to reason with myself why it hasn't happened at all...all around...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Going to McDonald's for a salad makes about as much sense as going to a hooker for a hug.
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 11 Responses Mar 1

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    Unfortunately for me my humor always comes out at the worst times -_- For instance my friend fell down a flight of stairs injuring her ankle right before a volleyball game a couple...
    WhoNeedsAUsername WhoNeedsAUsername 16-17, F 12 Responses Mar 1

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    I just don't know if this makes sense to anyone else. Support appreciated. Thanks. I have an eating disorder. I have had an eating disorder off and on since I was 14 or so, maybe...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 2

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