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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend๐Ÿ˜‚ it's

    kinda bad tbh.๐Ÿ˜‚ but hey as long as i can make her happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 22

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    My type of humor ranges from childish, corny, sometimes sacriligious, sometimes politically incorrect *I keep those "sometimes" discreet otherwise I will be hunted by an angry mob...
    Alyeskaa Alyeskaa 26-30, F Dec 7

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    My husbands new car reads his text messages aloud......imagine how much fun I can have with that!!!
    Deedle623 Deedle623 51-55, F 3 Responses Dec 8

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    http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Have-Random-Thoughts/1971495
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 Dec 10

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    I have a chemistry joke but I forgot how to react.
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 1 Response Dec 11

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    Thought I'd post a naked photo of myself. Lol
    RoseC67 RoseC67 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 28

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    My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... It's called LUNCH!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    Found these from March this year. A man received message from his neighbor.. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night, I am using when you are not present at home...
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 1 Response Dec 5

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    Whenever I wash my socks, an elf is free.
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 1 Response Dec 8

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    I used to get; I like you You're cute I would so date you if you are here And I never know how to reply. . . . BUT now I do; I like me too! Along with trails of 435867 people on...
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 2 Responses Dec 11

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    Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height. Or, should I say, his lack...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 11

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    I have a very low self-esteem. Like I like my body, but I hate my face. I took the manly features of my dad's face and my mom's hair. I have a big head for my height too. And it's...
    azngirl123 azngirl123 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    so my ex-BFF just totally destroyed me, just riipped me out of her life(besides the fact i see her every day at school) now i will refrain from cursing so i can post this but hes...
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    I was reading about how according to one psychologist, women want a man who is a humour generator, while men seek a humour appreciator. This might be true, but then I don't analyse...
    HolmesGirl HolmesGirl 51-55, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Weird doesn't quite seem to cover it actually. My sense of humour is pretty arrogant. I dunno, I seem to come across as totally up myself. I think. Haha. I guess that's because I...
    BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper 70+, F Dec 16

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    So me and my 23 year old daughter are putting up Christmas decorations around the house today. When it came to the nativity scene we just could not resist. Zoom in on the picture...
    Runningcracker Runningcracker 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    I want to do corny knock knock jokes with someone right now XD
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 26

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    My older brother and I spent a whole day going back and forth with corny knock knock jokes...XD
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F Dec 5

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    It's time for corny pickup like contest. Ready? Go!
    barzins barzins 46-50, M 9 Responses a week ago

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    My baby sister told me this one. You want to hear a farm joke !?!? Never mind, it corny.
    RedMeansGo RedMeansGo 16-17, F Dec 4

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    Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis Men at 60 play golf Have you noticed that as you get older you balls get smaller?
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If people were able to hear the next 5 seconds after we hit end call, none of us would have any friends
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    We all have that one friend who makes everything sexual
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Saw this earlier and had to laugh. We have a lot of these around the house and keep literally anything in them haha.
    Env06 Env06 26-30, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I got a job rejection email two days before Christmas. I guess timing is everything. They seem to have rejected all the applicants, as the job was just re-posted--without any...
    taxformspointman taxformspointman 56-60, M 9 hrs ago

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    I have a bumper sticker that says, "honk if you think I'm sexy"... Now, I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
    Saylowman Saylowman 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 7

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    I went to an AA meeting just noe.. it was pretty great.. I feel so corny saying I like them but I really do. This one guy from Mexico went up to talk, he had all this tattoos not...
    heysmellthis heysmellthis 26-30, M Dec 7

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    Sometimes corny pick up lines work.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 7 Responses Dec 17

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    Have an awesome thanksgiving ya'all!!
    Lee124 Lee124 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    I have met a number of Ascended Masters during my lifetime, some like Rama, I just met in passing. But aside from Kuthumi, there are three that stand out: Hilarion, Babaji and...
    Orion33 Orion33 51-55, M Nov 28

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    I have a thing...guess its a sort of humour blog but also the things I love in life...such as cats ha ;) and my girlfriend ? check out my blog if you like, I'll be sure to follow...
    emilily19 emilily19 18-21, F Dec 16

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    Several times and it doesn't really bother me. It fact I think it is kind of funny when it happens. One of the funniest times happened when I was 16 or 17 years old. I grew up in...
    roastedacorn roastedacorn 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Something of a paradox, something of a dream- detached from this course, yet aware of all it's grievances No assault or defamation incurred to the mind can ash the fire for it...
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    There are many things over a span of years that I have allowed to be said about me, and to me by members of this site. I have told you repeatedly that I do not speak out to...
    Joseph84 Joseph84 31-35, M 5 Responses Dec 8

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    My childhood was a depressive phase. Not so much when we were where we live but when we went to our relatives' place during vacations. My mom's sisters are very conservative and...
    unsettledkp unsettledkp 18-21 4 days ago

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    I admire it because I have found that despite what it says, common sense is not, in fact, that common. It is not a matter of a person's intellectual capacity or where they went to...
    wyolatex wyolatex 31-35, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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