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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    AmusedBunny AmusedBunny 26-30 1 Response Sep 13, 2015

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Heather invited her mother over

    for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to...
    SapphicHeart SapphicHeart 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 21, 2015

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 16-17, F Jul 26, 2014

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Mar 18, 2013

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 6 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I myself, have no clue what to do with my life. I finished year 12 last year and even then, whenever a peer would ask me questions like "what do you want to study in university...
    breesworld breesworld 16-17, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I am so happy and grateful that I have a wonderful sense of calm with a smile so big it touches my ears while having tears of joy and a heart so full of love it feels like it's...
    Nocloudshere Nocloudshere 31-35 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I write a lot about men...like a LOT. Men have always been a big part of my life since the first breath I took in this form. Growing up the only man a part of my life, after the...
    MsJessicaRabbit MsJessicaRabbit 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am one of those who can sense the energy of a person in a second. Face to face, on the phone or chatting on the internet, doesn't matter.
    JetWoes JetWoes 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    Associated card: none. Associated track: none. It's really dirty and, frankly, quite depraved secret of mine... During the sleepless nights, under the blanket, in the atmosphere...
    AmethystCluster AmethystCluster 26-30, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    This is a true story of what happened to Greg Zaffuto. I have just experienced much the same and do not want this to happen to you, so I am sharing the following. I apologize for...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 3 days ago

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    Just had to share Happy Friday y'all!
    notPC notPC 56-60, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Feeling Fleeting To my embarrassment, it was only recently that I discovered depersonalization-derealization is classified as its own disorder. I've spent many years falling into...
    SourPennies SourPennies 22-25, F a week ago

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    What would this world be without that one sarcastic quote.. lol
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Yes but unfortunately common sense isn't very common nowadays.
    PanHead1989 PanHead1989 26-30, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    I love this one.. Great comeback. lol
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    I am completely socially isolated. Its scary to think if anything went seriously wrong I literally have not one person I could call short of the police. I have zero friends, I don...
    pre125 pre125 31-35, M 6 Responses Jan 31

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    it can be weird but usually my sense of humor is pretty darn humorous
    Newconvo1 Newconvo1 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 30

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    No need to act with the herd, or no need to act directly controversial. But at least there is a common sense where everybody thinks it is logical and makes sense. Go with it.
    JetWoes JetWoes 36-40, M Jan 30

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    Now more than ever. How could it have gotten so bad? Why so hard just to maintain my sense of self and reality, its like every day is a fight just to find who i really am, and yet...
    xseventyXsevenx xseventyXsevenx 18-21, M Jan 28

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    Bring me your funny, witty, sense of humor!!!! Let's laugh till our bellies hurt!
    Spazzyfox Spazzyfox 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 27

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    There was this moment, with my mentor. His eyes are blue but they looked jet black. It was late, nighttime. We were at a client' meeting trying to explain the mess they were in...
    pearlesque pearlesque 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 27

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    It’s the rarest of the commodities It’s a gift possessed by few Yes I’m talking about sense of humor It has an essence that’s absolutely new People having this rarest...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M Jan 27

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    You know what's really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. Smart...
    kittyluv78 kittyluv78 36-40, F Jan 25

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    I'm not sure exactly how to word all this, but I'll do my best. First off I'd like to say that I am the type of person that wants everyone around me to be happy. It's less...
    sweetgem8 sweetgem8 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 25

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    Memory is like perfume. Sublime , fascinating.. leaves as soon as purpose of sense is felt. But we are obsessed with same memories (favorite ones) , not realizing we need to sense...
    PeacefulWarrior143 PeacefulWarrior143 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 25

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    Some people are good at having common sense I'm not one of them. I became depressed at a young age and was sort of a hermit . I didn't have friends or really talked to others . I...
    BlackVeilCoversMe BlackVeilCoversMe 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 24

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    Yup, this has happened to many here. Including me. lol
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 24

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    I'm not sure how I'll find a sense of self-worth. I'm a "fair weather friend" to myself. I don't support my own decisions. I don't believe myself. I doubt my intentions. I doubt...
    ODSi ODSi 18-21, M Jan 23

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    I'm bored so I'm going to tell you a story. This started summer of 2015. I met this guy in an online game, I hate how I can still remember it like it was yesterday. He was offering...
    zoelalala zoelalala 18-21, F 20 Responses Jan 23

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    On the day the queen of England and Dolly Parton pass away As they both arrive at heaven St. Peter tells them Sorry ladies we've only room for one any ideas who it should be The...
    sophiencis sophiencis 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    This has got to be one of the funniest highway sign malfunctions. :)
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 11 Responses Jan 23

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    Oh golly gosh goodness me, do I have a notebook big enough!?lol
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    Does this mean I'm a teenager? Lol
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    It's good to know, even back then, you needed to have a great sense of humor. ;)
    Lee124 Lee124 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    Beautiful Quotes On Good Sense Of Humor Is Important In Our Life - * Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 22

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    I started cracking up at this. I don't know why; I just found it really funny.
    Whobody Whobody 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 21

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