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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 203 People

    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 6 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Ever since high school I have had heightened senses that include sight, taste, hearing, and smell. I am able to tell who has been in the room based on the smell. This has included...
    mlemieux19 mlemieux19 36-40, M 1 day ago

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     aren't most of us this way sometimes?
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 3 Responses May 3

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    You either have a sense of humour or you don't! Us Brits are know for our great sense of humour........How about being slapped in the face with a wet fish British style? :)
    ItsOnlyAPaperMoon ItsOnlyAPaperMoon 46-50, F 5 Responses May 17

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    Life is way too serious as it is. If you don't have a sense of humor, it's going to be pretty miserable. That's one of the main things that attracts me to a woman, her sense of...
    Elisb Elisb 61-65, M 1 Response May 15

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    It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education, than to have education without common sense.
    Dolphin750 Dolphin750 46-50, M 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    Saw the movie shame.That is exactly how it is being borderline.I think I am somewhere in between.Being Demisexual,empath and borderline is a strange **** up of emotions.You have...
    aquabunny aquabunny 22-25, F 2 Responses May 8

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    Narcissists have a toolbox that they use to manipulate people. Shaming, snooping, lying, rages, guilt trips and conspiracies that are carefully orchestrated (and often entirely...
    DevilinaSundress DevilinaSundress 31-35, F 4 Responses May 1

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    common traits among synesthetes.... --more females than males --more likely to be lefties/ambidextrous --often confuse left and right --often have poor sense of direction --often...
    kinkystapler kinkystapler 18-21, F 1 Response May 3

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    Can someone give me some support? They're at it, again. It's past midnight right now and I heard some minutes ago that those ****** kids were laughing like puny fools and...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 1 Response May 16

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    Saturday morning humour: Ahaha!! SOOO true!!:)
    Gracey0079 Gracey0079 36-40, F 6 Responses May 2

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    Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and I think if you have or can acquire a good sense of humour and a healthy sense of irony, you can get through pretty much anything life can...
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict 36-40, M 7 Responses a week ago

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    I think without humor even the prettiest girls can't make a guy truly interested in you. Sure, they catch the guy's eyes first but eventually, they end up liking the girls with a...
    sofiahafirda sofiahafirda 16-17, F 2 Responses May 17

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    Laughter is a best medicine !! Ppl who have a gud sense of humour are truly blessed 😆
    coolfaz123 coolfaz123 22-25, F May 19

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    My sense of humour isn't unique. I have a small group of friends who can match and surpass it. Another persons trip, fall, whack or embaracement is usually a cringe worthy laugh...
    callum00000 callum00000 26-30, M May 12

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    Not sure if this is "Corny" but it made me smile...... Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
    JustaSillyfairy JustaSillyfairy 46-50, F 3 Responses May 17

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    Is there any other kind of humour?
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M 3 Responses May 7

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    Tom Hiddleston. Must I say more? Perfect high class British accent. Blue/green eyes. Most amazing melodious laugh. Absolute gentleman. Talented; amaaaazing actor, dances, sings...
    Tearystar1027 Tearystar1027 18-21 May 15

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    When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."
    Thevy29 Thevy29 31-35, M 2 Responses May 5

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    Remember the GodFather?I have the PugFather :D
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 3 Responses May 6

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    I'm more and more getting the urge to...do things I won't mention...I wont for now...but I'm like once a week getting very low. Kind of not surprising since most the time I am on...
    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F 1 Response May 17

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    This girl. She was sitting in front of me in class today. I can tell she was really focused on the lecture. A studious type. She moved and sat with such style and confidence. Not a...
    JackOLanterns JackOLanterns 18-21, M 2 Responses May 20

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    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "Let's have a look at him." So he picks up the dog and...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses May 10

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    Of course I'm so clever I have an awnser for every thing it ain't nessesery the wright awnser but it's an awnser none the less
    ChloeValintina ChloeValintina 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I see you every morning  and part of the day. We are still figuring things out together but maybe this could be something special. I'm in no rush, though it's been a little while...
    smiles84 smiles84 26-30, F Apr 30

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    I decides I should write this post for people's what haves prolems in there  . I may sound like a perfessor of academical studyings, but I acshully am not have a psd or masters of...
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    I had three visions one night while I was still a student. The Holy Spirit woke me up that night and I felt a sense of peace and a strong sense of His presence. If I remember...
    filled777 filled777 36-40, M 1 Response May 5

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    as i think more about everything it just makes me even more confuse. confusion grows deeper in the soul and then eventually it produces dark depression. all the things happening...
    netpoison netpoison 22-25, M May 13

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    I don´t get British humor sometimes, and most of the Spanish jokes I know don´t make much sense translated into English...I am a funny person in my native language but I can´t...
    Piratantierra Piratantierra 26-30, M 4 Responses May 2

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    common sense - taking care to not care
    wlanonymouslw wlanonymouslw 18-21, M 1 Response May 4

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    Using Common Sense #42648: If you are being held hostage and want to leave your room...don't leave little animal figurines facing a different direction from where you found them.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 2 Responses May 9

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    Using Common Sense #59814: Avoid decisions that will endanger your family even if you think it might be a good opportunity to make a name for yourself.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 3 Responses May 21

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    I am able to sense/feel/take people's pain. If someone is depressed I can not only sense it but also help 'heal it' if you will. The only problem with this is when I 'heal it' I...
    Lilylight Lilylight 13-15 3 Responses May 9

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    As a child, my Mother tapped me to sleep. I feel as though her soul lingers in every step I've made in life. Her Love brought me back from a deep, dark, disrupted coma I had...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F May 9

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    My husband made my day AMAZING. .. For those of you who follow my experiences, you may know that my husband and I have not been on the best terms these past 2 years, since he...
    KierstenJ671 KierstenJ671 22-25, F 4 Responses May 10

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