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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 205 People

    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend๐Ÿ˜‚ it's

    kinda bad tbh.๐Ÿ˜‚ but hey as long as i can make her happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Jan 1

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    I can be very loud and open once I get to know a person, but I come off as very shy
    Sadie0923 Sadie0923 13-15, F Jan 2

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    Has anyone experienced smelling smoke when there is NO site of smoke smell not smoke around? My mom constantly says she smells smoke in the house. & she also said that she...
    theloveofmusic theloveofmusic 18-21, F Jan 6

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    Everything is a story till it passes right through you, and then it's real.
    kiddishguy kiddishguy 26-30, M Jan 9

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    I don't :P my worst fear is not being able to follow a GPS (which is a no-brainer...I think) and getting totally lost. xD
    ShakenButNotBroken ShakenButNotBroken 18-21, F Jan 17

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    How do chemicals react? They just do.
    InnocentShattered InnocentShattered 18-21 Jan 18

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    It's very hard to offend me...sometimes...okay, depending on my mood. :0)
    badazzbasicbich badazzbasicbich 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    You know. I couldn't care less if you are male,female,transgendered,gender positive,bi,poly,gay,straightCatholic,Protestant,Muslim,Taoist,Maoist,Sikh,Hindu,Buddhist,black,white...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I do admire people who have common sense but I sooooooo enjoy people who are common sense stupid. they are so much fun to sit back and watch, annoying as hell to deal with but yet...
    sixtens sixtens 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 7

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    Have you ever wondered where our powers come from? I have a sort of "Spidey-Sense"= I can tell when and where danger is coming. I also have enhanced senses. I believe our powers...
    Jsmith61774 Jsmith61774 13-15 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I think people who don`t have common sense are hilarious. "Like dude!" People can be really stupid these days. It cracks me up every single time.
    BookWorm333 BookWorm333 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I had this dream where I walk into a room and I see a little girl sitting down with her face buried into her knees. She has bruises and she's crying. I automatically have a sense...
    aquikay aquikay 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Timeline part 4. And the story continues. Leave it to me to make the simplest things as complicated as any novel. After Caryn's death I continued to live and work as before. My...
    bcvegas4u2 bcvegas4u2 66-70, M 5 days ago

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    Who doesn't love people with a good sense of humour? I love a good laugh
    adekue adekue 18-21, F Jan 2

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    Absolutely!!! A sense of humour is a vital piece of your defences in this life. Nurture it!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 11

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    Sure, my sense of humour is not entirely deaf, blind and otherwise 'sensorially oblivious'. I try to stay 'present' mind, body and soul while I am listening to......any number of...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 46-50, F a week ago

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    Lmao!!! I was in the grocery store yesterday. OOH look! A new ketchup bottle with 25% extra, Cool! I took the stuff I was going to buy to the counter (keep in mind that the...
    InnocentPigeon InnocentPigeon 70+ 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    How needs money let's have a laugh play mates! Some folks have little humour but its their loss :-D
    EndlessRiver EndlessRiver 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    I roam the corridors of darkness alone. A dread, that I am transparent. A whisper echoing, source unrevealed; "we know you". I prowl the passage dreading the light. Yet this is my...
    urbannomad6699 urbannomad6699 31-35, M 4 hrs ago

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    Me and some of my friends used to pull so many whacky stunts when we were kids. For example, one time me and a buddy dressed up like SPIES, wearing our Dads trench coats, fedora...
    aag311 aag311 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 8

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    Every year for the past ten years since I was 16, I have been wishing for love every Christmas. And I haven't gotten it yet. I know that sounds corny and pathetic but it's also...
    awaywego4 awaywego4 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 2

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    I love making those really corny jokes and terrible puns because they are so terrible.
    nogoodnamesleft26 nogoodnamesleft26 16-17, T 2 Responses Jan 7

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    and it seems my youngest sibling shares it. I'm almost moved. well maybe she's too young to get the objective seriousness of the things she's laughing at but whatevs. I've got a...
    vintervandraren vintervandraren 18-21 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    I like shows like dexter, movies like american psycho and the weather man. Guess I like irony and dark humour. Satire is funny too. Yeah I'm weird.
    NotgoingsoloAus NotgoingsoloAus 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    "People say I have the heart of a child. I actually have 5 or 6. I collect them."
    YouKnowIHateMyself YouKnowIHateMyself 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 2

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    Of Finlands border isn't called the Finish Line I have nothing to live for anymore
    Letsfcktgethr Letsfcktgethr 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 3

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Jan 7

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    I am sitting in a rest room at one corner and looking at group of people who are laughing and enjoying. I could join them but i cant. I have seen horrible past about people. I am...
    esteem29 esteem29 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 8

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    Usually I can joke with my teachers and we have a blast! Tried that with my college teacher and she flipped out! And once class started she made it very very evident that I have a...
    lostdream4 lostdream4 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    I have borderline personality disorder. And bulimia. But the bulimia is a different story. Bpd has pretty much taken over my life. But I'm going to accept the fact that yes, I am a...
    Brokenheartblacksoul Brokenheartblacksoul 26-30, F Jan 15

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    I ADMIT THIS FREELY AND UNDER NO DURESS AND HOLD MY PARENTS ACCOUNTABLE ;) .... YES, IT'S TRUE, HUMOUR IS A GENETIC TRAIT :D! To prove my point you can see my featured story...
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 Jan 19

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    A nun is standing outside a pub and a man comes round the corner, planning to grab an after-work bevy. The nun immediately points at him, and intones: "Before you enter this den...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love intelligence! I love to be able to have conversations with someone!
    AvaDay AvaDay 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    The following was my response to a question. I want to include it in my stories:What personality trait do I find most attractive in a man? .....It's hard to pick just one...If I...
    2BlossomBlue 2BlossomBlue 51-55, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 3 Responses Jan 15

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    Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls.
    bigboy4chat42 bigboy4chat42 41-45 Jan 15

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    It was explained to me yesterday (again, I have heard this a few times and it still shocks me) that I intimidate people. This is because I'm very quiet, I have an angry resting...
    Norsenadian Norsenadian 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    As a kid I remember writing numbers in the colors they should be. I've always liked numbers. I didn't pay atention to it for years until I read a post on a forum. The author...
    Laila4 Laila4 36-40, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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