I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 220 People

    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx
    16-17, F
    Jul 26, 2014

    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119
    36-40, M
    Mar 18, 2013

    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk
    51-55, F
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    AmusedBunny AmusedBunny
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 13, 2015

    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo
    16-17, F
    Apr 25, 2012

    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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