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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    I have a corny sense of humor,

    been told im like a guy in a show called Castle? Guess i need to watch it and see....
    PositivePIP PositivePIP 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    I've been like this since a was little. But it seems the older I have gotten so has the problem. Not many people know this about me but I have senses that are very high strung. My...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    A two year old who dances like Elvis.Amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4wt824D1Bqg
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    At super this my son states that he intends to visit Brazil. My husband, who is infinitely filled with wisdom, replies that my son should look into the possibility of starting a...
    emmasbackporch emmasbackporch 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    Beliefs/Religions Sorry if this seems sarcastic because I am. I think we all have the rights to believe in anything we want. I always try to accept the fact that people have...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I believe I have common sense but whoever chose this cover photo didn't.
    PteMatriarch PteMatriarch 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Hello, I don't really know where else to turn at this point and I came across this website so here I am. I'm 24 years old and my sibling who is 29 has paranoid schizophrenia. She...
    shannankylei shannankylei 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Firstly, if you have a sense of humor, please watch: http://pollystreaming.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Season-1-Episode-2b-Ripped-Pants_v7105 Secondly, here's my story: Two years...
    LEMONkinks LEMONkinks 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    No, I'm not perfect by a long shot, I've done some really stupid things in my past, but Jesus, I have more sense and consideration than to do anything to mess up anyone's lives...
    suzieb1971 suzieb1971 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have had many, many experiences of precognition throughout my life. They usually arise out of periods of doubt where I am worried about where the future may take me. They range...
    thisiseph thisiseph 22-25, F Mar 25

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    I feel, horrible. I have for about three weeks now, more or less. More this week. Of course, it may be because I actually stack two blank nights, and one three hours night, in that...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F Mar 29

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    Well, if you want to get technical, I still am. I'm still in and out of a few of the shelters in my area. However, I know this is a temporary situation that was meant to teach me...
    Mariposa85 Mariposa85 26-30, F Apr 8

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    To be completely honest, I denied it for some time. I haven't actually done any kind of official test, but I have a nurse practitioner and a number of knowledgeable individuals who...
    Kavka Kavka 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    It's wonderful having a daft, childish sense of humour. Seeing the funny side of life, even if it's dark humour, helps me get through even the baddest of days.
    RicRaver RicRaver 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    I want to meet someone with a good sense of humor, someone who can keep a conversation going, maybe a little weird I'm pretty open minded about things someone who won't get bored...
    Anotherrose96 Anotherrose96 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I've discovered that I love going shopping with my youngest. He's easy with the plan, goes anywhere without complaining, and he's refreshingly patient, giving me all the time I...
    jenga1 jenga1 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Some lyrics I wrote-a fictional love story about a grave robber and a corpse. Because I have a dark sense if humour... A moment of ecstasy You can't wait to uncover the mannequin...
    sinkingwater sinkingwater 31-35, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    it only happens on certain days. As corny as it sounds its normally because of a missing my tbdl mom in one way or another or b wanting a real tbdl life not just online. u other...
    jaxianrhyder jaxianrhyder 18-21, T Apr 1

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    I don't know I feel like everyone is so sensitive here and they don't understand my humour... I'm not being offensive or rude it's all jokes and laughs I swear Guess I don't really...
    theorangefreak theorangefreak 13-15, F 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    My parents are controlling my life. I know they only want the best for me and I should be grateful that they are painfully carving out my path in life, but I feel like I'm being...
    aktf aktf 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, “Common Sense,” who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were...
    milander milander 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    I am Canadian , I live in In the province of Alberta all my life , and when it hits -40 I ask myself why ???? Lol . And I do have five essential in My Life #1 is my daughter and...
    sue1960 sue1960 51-55, F 5 days ago

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    Common sense. It is so difficult to find people with common sense, i sometimes wonder if common sense have completly lost from the world. How this thing happened? Because you want...
    blackweirdcat blackweirdcat 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have had this disorder sense middle school (and I am now 22). Many people could never diagnoss my condition because I could never completely describe it nor did I trust others...
    LiliumxoTears LiliumxoTears 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 31

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    Very few things make sense to me and very few things that I do make sense to other people. People don't make sense to me. The things they do, the way they act, the things they care...
    Potter66 Potter66 16-17, F Apr 7

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    This is exactly what happens to me and gets mis-labelled as 'anxiety' or whatever. http://www.bcepilepsy.com/files/Information_Sheets/All_About_Partial_Seizures.pdf All About...
    Buckley4U Buckley4U 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Alright, feel free to laugh at the title as I'm sure it's highly amusing to some or you'll assume I'm making this up for a laugh. I assure you; I wouldn't write this up for a mere...
    Dajjong Dajjong 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I love the party of common sense. I wish more members would join this club and enjoy common sense issues.
    ebonynbill ebonynbill 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    You would think common sense should be common. But it's not. It's like a deodorant stick the ones who don't use it are the ones who need it most.
    socalsissi socalsissi 36-40, T 3 Responses Mar 19

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    I believe a sense of humor makes someone 10xs more interesting and its attractive when you're able to laugh along with others:) and honestly it just feels great to laugh
    Score16 Score16 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Now that some time has passed ... I can laugh at how horrible my birthday weekend was :-) I can't believe I actually renamed it in my planner to "**** house weekend" hahaha That...
    thislittlejourney thislittlejourney 26-30, F Mar 24

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    I wish common sense was really "common" among the human species, but it's not and it's irritating. For example, I hate when people ask obvious questions or things they can answer...
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M Apr 8

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    A painter from Maysel, West Virginia, Ronald Ravesky is acknowledged for his landscape paintings. His art work is a perfect blend of creative expressions, colors and fabulous ideas...
    ronald01 ronald01 22-25, M Apr 10

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    I was never raised as a religious person. My parents and I never went to church it's because my mom didn't like how they had you do all these things go to events give them money...
    Konalover0210 Konalover0210 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Psychology says: Because of their immense sense and expectation of superior entitlement, narcissists are ungrateful and unthankful for whatever they have been given in life...
    rcp10 rcp10 31-35, F Apr 8

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    Lots of intelligent people out there, book smarts and such can get you far in life, personally I'm not like that. I have good common sense or 'street smarts', and when I find...
    Oceanseeker Oceanseeker 22-25, F a week ago

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    I have a less than average sense of humor but I live every minute of it
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Haha funny :D Onions would make a lot more sense.
    yesenia25 yesenia25 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I have always known my great gift of sensing energy in everything. When i meet people its instant and sometimes its a place or event. Its not complicated either good or bad. I...
    tb2985 tb2985 26-30, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I ******* laugh at too much and some things aren't funny at all that other people laugh at lol if that makes sense
    lysschris lysschris 13-15, F 3 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    IF god existed this is what I would say to him: Sir with all due respect, it's not fair that you created beings with the capacity to get addicted to pleasure and feel pain because...
    superficialife superficialife 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 19

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    So this is my first time sharing my experiences online. (I'm sorry for the english but I'm from belgium).. I've had a few experiences in the same place with the same family. So to...
    Leineke Leineke 22-25, F Mar 19

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    I thought when my mum died that nothing could get worse but it did, i not only lost my mum i ended up losing what i thought was my female soulmate, bestfriend, lover. I have to...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Mar 23

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    I have seen and experienced my fair share of things in life. Paranormal things has always been an interest and is inherently in the family. I also trained at my uncles development...
    Valtielislord Valtielislord 18-21, M Mar 27

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    I.... I can't take it anymore. I have fan fiction to keep me sane barely from the constant bullying! I've had it! The 'popular kids' don't even thank me for tutoring them, or...
    BloodyShatteredStyx BloodyShatteredStyx 13-15 Mar 29

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