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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26

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    I have a corny sense of humor,

    been told im like a guy in a show called Castle? Guess i need to watch it and see....
    PositivePIP PositivePIP 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    http://www.experienceproject.

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    It's amazing, how many perverts are on this site. They have a sense of entitlement when it comes to the well-meaning women, men, and in some disgusting cases, underage girls and...
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    Had heightened senses at one time in my life. All five senses. Lasted about two months. I did some research on this. Adrenalin/epinephrine is a naturally chemical that goes...
    Deeperthinker Deeperthinker 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    y so srs? Don't be so serious all the time. I like to have a good laugh once in a while.
    xMikayla xMikayla 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    No one said a good one ... :P
    Chrissaysyourock Chrissaysyourock 16-17, M 8 hrs ago

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    To make it on this planet you have to have a sense of humor. You need to be able to laugh at yourself as well. Women demand it. I can honestly say I have laughed my way into women...
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    This is such a rarity anymore. All the same..I find it totally attractive. In a time where ppl have all of these smart devices they have allowed themselves to "dumb" down. I love...
    innocentlyshy101 innocentlyshy101 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    So I just read an article about 4 teens that threw a 4 pound soccer ball size rock over an overpass and hit a car, severely injuring the woman driving. She lost her right eye, part...
    AjLeePunk AjLeePunk 22-25, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I know no one is perfect but not everyone should have kids. Doctors and laws should get into parents' IQ, whether they have common sense or not, habits, and salary. Gosh! If one...
    destinii3 destinii3 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    At one in my point in my life I did. At another I couldnt go a single night with out some sort of substance to enhance my night. I loved how with a few sips changed everything...
    AxiosThanatos AxiosThanatos 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 2

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    I have a worst father in the world. He is such a loser. In spite of so much of knowledge , he couldn't do anything in his career. He himself don't value his parents and deserted...
    TrueLoverN TrueLoverN 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Just got a new job working security at a hospital. I trained Thursday night even though I work first shift, the guy that trained me said the people that work in the hospital during...
    PierceTheOvercastKid PierceTheOvercastKid 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I feel the need to post this to ensure other EP members know a little about me before judgement is passed. I am not here to harass, bully, take charge or spam/troll. I am merely...
    PrunuSserrulata PrunuSserrulata 31-35, F 25 Responses Jul 31

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    I've been having some thoughts about this for a few days now, which I might have partly reflected in comments I've made here and there, can't remember... What I've been thinking...
    sometimeslonelytoo sometimeslonelytoo 41-45, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I have a weird dark sense of humour licks face
    8tattoos 8tattoos 70+, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    It's a shame about me and my ex. We shared the same sense of humour; she had none, so she borrowed mine..
    Darleneblower Darleneblower 41-45, T Aug 12

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    I usually tell myself jokes because I seem to be the only one who understands my sense of humour.
    Although Although 13-15 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This encounter happened a few years ago. My mom had just recently passed and I had fallen ill.I was sleeping on my favorite living room long couch and could hear my grandmas soft...
    emilysdream emilysdream 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 28

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    This is corny but I crack up every they show the pretzel bun commercials from Wendy's. the music videos where she's singing to and about the damn burger lol.
    spaceylibra spaceylibra 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I used to talk to a lot of people everyday but we've drifted in the past year or so which is sad. I'd really love to talk to new people, so hello talk to me? haha, please keep in...
    raehmm raehmm 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    I feel that resentment kills relationships. I was just texting my ex GF about how I missed her humour. She is usually cordial but got weird when I told her that I find it...
    suryothai suryothai 36-40 Aug 7

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    Anybody else ever have an invisible ****? You sit on the toilet for 3,4,5 minutes. You hear those satisfying plops and splashes. You get up expecting to rejoice at the results of...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I have a small terrier mix who came into my life in November 2009. She has been by my side since. She has gone everywhere with me. I look at her big happy eyes and what ever is...
    jlathomas jlathomas 31-35, F Jul 28

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    Can I rewrite our love story? Place you and I within the perfect space in time. The perfect century on the perfect day in the perfect season. Rewrite our wrongs with rights...
    VerucaRose VerucaRose 22-25, F Aug 4

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    So I'm an incoming sophomore boy in highschool. I want to ask a girl to homecoming in one of two ways. One involves cards. I wanna do a card trick. Does anyone have any good ideas...
    goobypls467 goobypls467 18-21, M Aug 6

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    My cat, current love of my life, is my best friend right now. He always listens to my btching, never minds if I make a corny joke, doesn't complain about what's for dinner, and...
    blackcatnahat blackcatnahat 26-30, F Aug 10

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    I've done this a couple of times. When I logged into my account today, after having been gone for a very long time, EP-standard-time anyway, I was amazed to still have any friends...
    Aurinne Aurinne 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    I'm like Alice from Alice in wonderland, i often day dream and I also identify myself with Ariel from the little mermaid, i know this sounds corny but all Ariel wanted was to have...
    zooniverse zooniverse 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims .An Obituary printed in the London Times..... Today...
    ar93 ar93 18-21, M Aug 10

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    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2084036675/artistic-autistic-awareness?ref=email My Kickstarter application is finally live. I have autism and I find the preconceptions...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet 41-45, M Aug 18

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