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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    I have a corny sense of humor,

    been told im like a guy in a show called Castle? Guess i need to watch it and see....
    PositivePIP PositivePIP 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    converted converted 46-50, M Jun 22

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriendπŸ˜‚ it's

    kinda bad tbh.πŸ˜‚ but hey as long as i can make her happy πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    I believe that people become adults when they realize that they'll have to work for what they want and need.
    GoodLyndi GoodLyndi 41-45 1 Response Jul 16

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    You are walking in the park at dusk and you see this,what would you do? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/p480x480/525377_555963044444628_46714772_n.jpg...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 6 Responses Jul 6

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    Priceless.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    If you make me laugh there's a huge chance I will love you forever like for real lmaoooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚-ari
    zakiana15 zakiana15 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Lol. Lmao. But. Not mad at me. Lol Lmao.
    converted converted 46-50, M Jul 16

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    I like to laugh. I have a sense of humor and I really admire people that can laugh. It's so much fun to talk to someone that can make me smile or laugh even when I don't want to...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 7

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    I know no one is perfect but not everyone should have kids. Doctors and laws should get into parents' IQ, whether they have common sense or not, habits, and salary. Gosh! If one...
    destinii3 destinii3 26-30, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Warning : My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you to suck it up! Cause I change for no one.
    Johnnystha Johnnystha 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Anyone who doesn't have a weird sense of humour, GOBILYE (Get Out Before I Lick Your Elbow)
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    My Mom's Death I remember it clearly as though it happened yesterday. She was an amazing woman. Very independent yet not. My dad really held her together. I remember the...
    PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 2 Responses Jul 5

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    Believe it or not, I do have a good sense of humour. Life problems apart, and let's face it, we all have them to a greater or lesser extent, I love a good laugh and sharing a bit...
    SlowWhispa SlowWhispa 36-40, F Jul 9

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    My death. It will most probably be by my own hand. The days go by in endless cycles. There is nothing to give it any semblance of a meaning. This is particularly hard for me to...
    pretender1326 pretender1326 26-30, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!' ~Kevin Hart~
    elle2122 elle2122 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    My childhood friend, mark, has always had this muscle condition which prevents him from walking straight. He doesn't limp, just walks differently. It is very noticeable. He has had...
    tamnialler tamnialler 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    I remember the first time I tried it β€” I was only a kid of fifteen. And even though she was much younger than me, She was far more composed and serene. It was out in the barn, I...
    AverageSized AverageSized 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Ed Zachary A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I haven't always had it.. It's only been around a little less than a year. I think I know what caused it though.. Iv'e been shaving since I was twelve years old, Iv'e always used...
    Khaos69 Khaos69 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    It did not work out the way that I'd hoped. I won't name the site that I used, but I created a profile about 2 years ago (2012ish), and figured it give it a shot. I answered a...
    moonchile moonchile 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    I hate being judge by people mostly whites just because the color of my skin. Just because I'm black some people are just quick to judge and base me on other black females. We are...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F 31 mins ago

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    If you are childish, like I am, and want a good laugh, then try this. Replace a noun from a famous political speech with the work penis. I have been entertaining myself that way...
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 3 Responses 20 mins ago

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    Big nose - terrible sense of smell though…
    tungsten4 tungsten4 31-35, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    With all of my foibles, quirks, corny humor, sometimes dark moments...Life is truly beautiful and one day I hope to have a Soul good enough for God Almighty....
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    With all of my foibles, quirks, corny humor, sometimes dark moments...Life is truly beautiful and one day I hope to have a Soul good enough for God Almighty....
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    This is my life. Lmfao single and ready to mingle, that was corny. Just ignore me 😜
    BeccaK1 BeccaK1 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Ed Sheeran! OMG if only I could date him. I would make him laugh his a$s off while we just had fun watching corny movies, eating too much pizza & dessert and having drinks...
    PixieStixs PixieStixs 18-21, F Jul 7

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    Mcdonalds serves breakfast all day if you have a gun.
    SIRROM88 SIRROM88 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Old man says" losing hair is not about hair loss, it's about face gain. One day I will have a face a whole head of face.
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sometimes I respond to ppls Experiences with totally random stream of thought answers. I don't know why I do it, except that I am forever exercising my funny bone and likely do it...
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    Firstly I hate the word 'have' it suggests people are a possession for others to own and they aren't, that said this is the closest I have to express myself. It will have to do. So...
    LastEnglishRose LastEnglishRose 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Life's tough if you're not open to a sense of humor. You'll become demoralized, humiliated, and uncomfortable, but one thing that can't be taken from you is your ability to laugh...
    rafa194162 rafa194162 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I do not believe in the supernatural. I was born and raised Catholic but I do not practice the faith. I am not sure if I could really sense death. I am not sure if it's a...
    octaliug octaliug 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Since a very young age (from what I have been able to remember, about 3-4 years old) I have sensed things. When I went to sleep in my own room alone, I would feel that someone was...
    DarknessFalls101 DarknessFalls101 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I've been told I have a dry sense of humor. Not sure if that's good or bad, but anyway... I believe everybody has a sense of humor, and without it, the world would be pretty damn...
    EmmaLL1999 EmmaLL1999 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    It's weird in the sense that I almost got literally expelled from my school thanks to my sense of humor. I believe everything can be made fun of. EVERYTHING. That doesn't mean I...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    "When troublesome days seem to make life empty, a lot of silly thoughts can help your mind remain fertile. Your sense of humor can also bring sunshine." β€” Dodinsky
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 5

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    Being a vegetarian wouldn't make too much sense when living in the Pokemon world.
    deersa deersa 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    I used a gif of Paul Ryan lifting weights for a Multimedia & Webpage Design project. My teacher said I had a weird sense of humor.
    notsofab notsofab 16-17, F Jul 16

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    I want the phrase "White Devil" to become the white N-word. In the sense that only white people would be allowed to use it in context. I would like to walk down the street and give...
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 19

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