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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 5 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend😂 it's

    kinda bad tbh.😂 but hey as long as i can make her happy 😊😂
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    I have a corny sense of humor,

    been told im like a guy in a show called Castle? Guess i need to watch it and see....
    PositivePIP PositivePIP 41-45, M Mar 15

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    i just realized that i dont have common sense. my mother didnt teach me anything
    unlovednbroken unlovednbroken 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'm just quirky by nature. I love puns and stupid jokes (not crude). I'm tend to ramble a lot and my mind just wonders into an abyss of randomness. I'm funny without even trying...
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Why does people always pat on the tummy when the girl is pregnant but not the guy's gun for it's hard work? Because it would be really wrong to pat on the thing and say "You...
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    This is all going to sound like complete bullshit, but I guess I've turned to this site because I have absolutely no idea what to search the internet for. Here goes: I can feel the...
    dakotacherokee dakotacherokee 18-21, F Sep 12

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    My wife always insists on turning out the lights out before we make love, which does not bother me. It's the hiding that seems so cruel (Jonathan Katz)
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm not your average idiot... I'm actually really good at it! ;)
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Yaaaaaahhhh *accent* What accent do you think of?
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Feelin low as hell good thing i have a sense of humour. [Picture] "DJ Jesus died for your spins."
    Zack607 Zack607 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I read something sad today from a friend who is now in a similar situation as i was this time last year and my heart goes out to her. As it was a time when i myself felt so very...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Yes, give me the truth! No matter how much it hurts, I'm a big girl I can take it...? Lol, half the time I don't even care what people think of me, and it only is really brutal in...
    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 1 Response Sep 6

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    Most of the people that have a sense of humor or make people laugh are most in pain..
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 4 Responses Sep 12

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    I don't care what you believe in religion, no religion as long as it gives you happiness and hope or contentment. I don't want to change your ideas/insult them. I know people get...
    Concerto Concerto 22-25, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    This photo explains my sense of humour!!!
    Krystal666 Krystal666 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    Humour is so sexy. Those who can make others laugh, and laugh at themselves, are likewise.
    SLdale SLdale 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 8

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    To me having a sense of humour, a GOOD one, is a way to live like a happy person. I get along very well with people that just joke around all the time, infact, It is the most...
    lostwonderer lostwonderer 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 8

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    I have a really weird sense of humour. I am very very weird and awkward. To get a guy, I don't need to flirt, I just seduce them with my awkwardness. It usually works....anyway, I...
    RosemaryIdaho RosemaryIdaho 13-15, F 6 Responses Sep 8

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    My sense of humour would be normal probably for an American but for a Finn I'm really really weird.
    80sRockLover 80sRockLover 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 15

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    I think it's my one saving grace! People can fault me for the way I look or the things I've done. But something they can't fault me on is my sense of humour. Very dry with a little...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 17

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    Who doesn't lol. The ability to laugh, and to make other people laugh if you can is a life skill that no matter where you are, or who you are with is appreciated. It can make...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 21

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    It's hard to make people laugh when they don't understand your sense of humour
    LouiseeMurrayy LouiseeMurrayy 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 21

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    So I says t my mate "I have a weird sense of humour..." N he says "Don't you mean humor?" "No. We're not Americans." "But we socialize..." "Wait! Don't you mean socialise...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Mother: daughter, why are you crying? Daughter:: mommy I pass the test. Mother: wow! That good baby, you're very good, which subject? Daughter: pregnancy test mommy!!( crying...
    onionheart16 onionheart16 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    This is the most vivid dream I have had in a while, and I want to record it before I forget. Premonition dreams run in my family so interpretations are welcome. So in my dream I...
    1stepforward3shovesback 1stepforward3shovesback 16-17, M 5 hrs ago

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    Addictive as long as you like bad pickup lines and weird humour sense.
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I have some Gay friends as well :) I love their sense of humour . But then I'm Gay myself LOL :) but we all keep it a secret and have a good laugh . We know what we are and why we...
    interlink2 interlink2 46-50, M 2 Responses Sep 1

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    1) Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! 2) There's a band called '1023MB', they have made any gigs yet. 3) Enough with the Nazi jokes, they make me f...
    IRID3SC3NT IRID3SC3NT 13-15, F Sep 6

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    What does a man and a snow storm have in common?
    Spicyboy23 Spicyboy23 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves. #isthatso?
    sweetpetals sweetpetals 26-30, F 8 Responses Sep 7

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    A night at Muhammad's Aisha lifted the Niqab over her head and shoulders. "Ah Aisha sweetling. I wondered which wife I was getting tonight. " His voice lowered playfully, " you...
    faerylight faerylight 41-45, F Sep 10

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    [Somewhere at a Whole Foods] Kanye: Pardon me sir, would you have pumpkin? Whole Foods Drone: (hands Kanye a pumpkin) here. Kanye: No no NO! PUMPKIN! It's a type of SPICE!
    tenente tenente 31-35, M Sep 11

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    Recognise this advert?it comes up every time I read a story. Hey, that pill seems to have given her a boob job too!
    Heellover Heellover 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    Wendy: Can you validate my parking stub? Laura: You what? Wendy: Well the valet guy said you'd validate it. Laura: The valet guy? We don't have a valet. This is a laundry ticket...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I don't know how. For example here was this one guy, who I really liked. Every morning he messaged me "good morning beautiful" and every night "good night beautiful", and he just...
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    “Ok everyone,” said the the instructor at the birthing class trying to get everyone’s attention. “We are going to do an exercise now, that’s purpose is to help the men...
    blindfoldstacy blindfoldstacy 41-45, T 2 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Wendy: Can you validate my parking stub? Laura: You what? Wendy: Well the valet guy said you'd validate it. Laura: The valet guy? We don't have a valet. This is a laundry ticket...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I wish my boyfriend would take note of this. Because I do... {She's your girlfriend  She is supposed to be that annoying person you adore. She says corny ****, but it makes you...
    KittyKatLuvsYhu KittyKatLuvsYhu 13-15, F Sep 8

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    For several reasons, I am a sucker for a sweet, nice, funny, smart, quirky, corny, laughable asian girl XD help ?
    pauluchi2 pauluchi2 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 18

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    Backdoors or trapdoors or reset buttons are things we do to get out of the flow of everyday events and become in a way free of reality - such as Art, Love, War, Drugs, Religion...
    sogdianrock sogdianrock 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I first met my best friend/soul sis in first grade. We studied together in nursery and KG but I would usually stay at home so I didn't really have friends. I have a lot of cousins...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 12