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I Have a Corny Sense of Humour

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    Have a Bit of One Too......

    Wise man once said:  There is fine line between fishing and standing on a beach like an idiot.   A guy goes sees his doctor, after all of the results are done the doc tells him that he has only 24 hours to live. The guy goes home and tells his wife and says lets make...
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Too Much Thinking Leads To Depression ???

    I have depression attacks time to time.My doctor says i think too much...lol...i wonder how come? while i was trying hard to deceive him not to reach my mind.....lol Well one thing is for sure, thinking makes us miserable .No matter your approach is positive. I want to leave much...
    tehbuk tehbuk 51-55, F 6 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    yeah i really do. ask my girlfriend๐Ÿ˜‚ it's

    kinda bad tbh.๐Ÿ˜‚ but hey as long as i can make her happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚
    xxxalyssabrownxxx xxxalyssabrownxxx 13-15, F Jul 26, 2014

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    This Cracks Me Up!

     Speaking of bacon....      
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 8, 2009

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    White And Nerdy

    So whenever I'm around the person I love I tend to turn into a complete little kid again. The simplest things crack me up. I'll sit there dying laughing for minutes and she won't even get what the joke was. I know she thinks it's cute, but I also know that I'm deffinately corny...
    DestinyLovexo DestinyLovexo 16-17, F Apr 25, 2012

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    Well Placed Jokes

    A bit of measured silliness can break the bondage of prolonged seriousness. A carefully chosen, well placed joke or humorous story can instantly reverse the negative mood of a meeting. Humour is also effective in breaking down walls. A shared joke with the team may not only...
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 18, 2013

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    I Warned You

    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"  The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Sep 23, 2009

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    Have been accused of this. Am a dreamer. Or humane. And disabled. But know society aint healthy. And speak cures denied. Lol.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 23

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    When people tell me I'm going to hell, I find it incredibly offensive because it's not only an insult to my intelligence, but it shows that they're too stupid to know they're...
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 3

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    Something to raise your spirit!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 7 Responses Mar 25

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    This  is me looking at food..
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 8 Responses Mar 25

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    To cheer you up!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Texting Southern Style
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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     This is how I sleep - the pug takes over everything!!
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    If people think sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, then what's the highest?
    TheChi TheChi 16-17, F Mar 20

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    What would you do if your parents left you out of the will? Or the will was changed by his second wife and excluded you?
    tigerlo2 tigerlo2 61-65, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    OMG !!! My life is so full of hilarious crap that I do. So after going to great lengths to get all done up pretty (I'm gender variable) and heading out for a meeting, I suddenly...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55 7 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Okay growing up in a Christian home. Reincarnation was not in my religion. But why did I remember choosing my family. For as long as I remember people have told me I have an old...
    Toasteroven333 Toasteroven333 26-30, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I hope you like watching it , normally Germans may have strange sense of humor , but this women is weird funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okFWkvbRMkc&list...
    khenpal khenpal 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    When I see 13, 14, or 15 year old girls acting like ***** I feel like punching them in the face. They're old enough to have more sense than that, and young enough to be gossiping...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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      Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,Relationships are what makes up society. We all live our lives and go about everything trying to be happy. It is hard to be happy in life and...
    TrustIsLife TrustIsLife 22-25, M 2 Responses Apr 9

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    Drains. Yep, drains. I'm ok when it comes to sink drains, bath drains etc. But drains in the street are a big no no. When I see a drain I always have the sense that I am going to...
    WhiskeyRoger369 WhiskeyRoger369 16-17, M 3 Responses Apr 11

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    **Note: due to character limitations, the full version of this story can only be viewed on the EP website.** Anyone who has read my stories here on EP, knows that I speak...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 9 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    So drawing was my first love.. I flunked in kindergarten yes you heard it right. Never been the class learner. I discovered a fashion magazine in junior school and was hooked to...
    Heretorant Heretorant 22-25, F 31 mins ago

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    JESUS WANTS 18 MILLION DOLLARS BY THE WEEKEND! - "I believe in the family; with my ever loving wife beside me, but she don't know about my girlfriend, or the man I met last night...
    MidnightMasquerade MidnightMasquerade 22-25, F Apr 2

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    Ok. I just made this one up today. It's Nebraska grade corny. But needs kinks worked out: Q: why was president Ronald Reagan so attached to his "Star Wars" defense program? Btw...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I dont have a problem with laughing at myself. I have a problem with anybody else doing it.
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 4 Responses Mar 30

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    HOLY HUMOUR A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Apr 10

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    Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny's dad thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling." He calls...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Apr 10

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    A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 10

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    A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, "Darling, I wish you...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his...
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?" Student: "A heart attack."
    timothyc31 timothyc31 41-45, M Apr 11

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    Love isn't about the way someone looks. It's about the way they are. True love that is. There's a connection that you feel. It's a chemistry. It's a chemistry of a part of us...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 5 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I like the sound of wearing wetsuits and getting gunged. Have worn a wetsuit on water once and that was in the shower!! I have never been gunged but will be soon at my gfs house...
    Wetsuitgunger123 Wetsuitgunger123 41-45 8 hrs ago

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    Have you ever just wanted to sit down and write stuff ? just bloody anything that comes across your mind, just sit down and write it on a piece of paper. I'm having lots of mixed...
    Solitaire91 Solitaire91 22-25, M 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I find humour in everything! I find it difficult not to laugh at life, regardless of the situation I can laugh at something :') For example, the fact I have insomnia and can no...
    Skin0Man1 Skin0Man1 18-21, M Apr 4

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    Sometimes things happen which hurt you, you protect yourself with this so called "wall" to cover your true feelings, and then all it takes is one moment, one conversation... One...
    laurenMcC laurenMcC 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    I know this sounds a little corny, but here goes anyway. I just wanted to say thank you, again, to anyone on this app who said anything reassuring to me after I've been posting...
    starrysunlight starrysunlight 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 23

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    I haven't slept for two sleeps now, I need someone to tell me corny jokes or something, I need to laugh...
    insomniastrikes insomniastrikes 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 30