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I Have a Crazy Family

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    My family has crazy ideas Like my dad thought

    me and my sister needed to be Exorcised lol but we didn't ha ha ha Like I said my family has crazy Ideas
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 4 Responses Jan 24

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    Matching Jogging Suits!

    I have just learned the latest in the hideous saga of my cheesy sister and her husband.  They wear MATCHING spandex when they jog thru their neighborhood.  First of all, they are not runners.  Secondly, my sister wears tons of makeup and hairspray.  I am going...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2008

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    So when we were coming back from Hurghada,

    the road takes around 5- 6 hours. So my cousin was driving and they played 2010-11 songs so the song for "Right Now - Akon" me and my cousins went out of the window and starting singing " I wanna make love right now na na na " and some random guy shouted at us and said " TEENS...
    ReemNoctis ReemNoctis 16-17, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    What I Learned From Watching 'Braxton Family Values'

    My family is C-R-A-Z-Y. No, really. I know everyone claims that they have a crazy family, or at least a few questionable members... but mine still gets the gold medal for INSANITY.(not my actual family lol)I won't go into details about every member of my family, but let me just...
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 2 Responses May 1, 2013

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    So I've been lesbian my whole life

    and I just came out to my siblings (not my parents yet) How I came out to my sister: Sister: why do you look like a dude half of the time, you'll never get a boyfriend like that. Me: so what made you assume I wanted a boyfriend Sister: well it's not like you're gay or...
    Hopehalsey24 Hopehalsey24 13-15, F Jul 12

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    scarlet6 scarlet6 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 29, 2014

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    Obama and Jesus, Together At Last!

    Well, the latest in my mother's religious saga is a beaut!  She had dinner with her prophet, a few days ago, and here's his message from god: "Obama will be the next president" "First is last and Last is first"  (something about africans) "...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    We are absolutely hilarious!

    !! XD haha not to sound conceited or anything.....but okay so we're sitting at the table, discussing the upcoming trip overseas Older brother: yeah I hate travelling during Christmas time. Fares are like doubled. Sister 1: damn thank goodness. I ain't old enough to work yet...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    I'm Italian And All Italians Are Crazy, Dramatic & Overly Emotional

    So yes, I have a crazy family. Mine is a little extra crazy though just for some added fun.
    lagatta lagatta 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 20, 2010

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    Not happy with my family right now.

    .. Just because I can't get a boyfriend, doesn't mean you have to plan an arranged marriage! ****...
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 16-17, F 5 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    So my nieces graduation party is in a week

    but no plans have been made. I call to offer help. No answers as to what is needed. They say "I don't know" or "I can't talk now". I feel sorry for my niece. Wish I could help. Adults involved make everything hard and miserable. If we weren't related I would not even talk to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 5

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    So my car hasn't been working correctly

    recently. And I just got it fixed. But my step dad showed up to check to make sure it would start. Which I was okay with. But then my grandfather drives by. And he has my little brother texting me and calling me all the way home asking if I'm okay while he pulls over in his...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    Things Are Escalating On the God Front...

    My sister spent the day with my mother yesterday.  Here is her report:  There is some 38 year old, black man, that a few of these people call "Prophet".  Every Saturday night they meet with him and they bring others that MAY have had a dream, worthy of...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 10 Responses Feb 13, 2008

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    My families crazy tradition,

    painting our feet and standing on a piece of paper! These are mine, my 2 sisters and all of my cousins... Looks pretty cool once framed
    charlieedwards charlieedwards 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 20, 2014

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    My little nephew just came running through my

    front door with a bucket full of bugs he dug up and collected out of the ground in my yard. Smh i screamed and almost threw that **** across the room!!
    Jennajmac Jennajmac 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I have 2 brothers and a sister.

    We went to McDonald's so they could have fun. The play place was empty and they where he only ones their. The amount of noise equaled to one that was packed
    Alexander149 Alexander149 16-17, M Apr 4

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    my mother is CRAZY, we'll actually my father

    was too. I'm the eldest child and 8 was my grandma's favorite and because if this she's always been jelous of me and very mean to me. she never calls me and I could be on the verge of death and she wouldn't care, but is so loving to my other siblings. I'm close to forty and it...
    evesimone74 evesimone74 36-40, F Apr 3

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    I'm going to hang out with one of my cousins

    today. She gave us some fish for a tank we got at a "garage sale." I had to lie to her because if she found out we got the tank from her brother she wouldn't have given us the fish. I told her I was thinking about getting another tank for some other people. (This project is with...
    KimTin33 KimTin33 22-25, F Jul 6, 2014

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    Yesterday morning I needed my mother to sign

    some papers so I went to wake her up. But she had been out partying the night before and only got back around 6 o'clock so she was still a little drunk. I stood there by her bed for like a year calling her name, she didn't even move. Finally she woke up and kept repeating the...
    NaomiToo NaomiToo 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 13

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    More Jesus, But From My Husband's Fam, This Time...

    I avoid my mother-in-law, like the plague.  I've been married for a long time and the two of us, will never, ever see eye-to-eye.  I'm fine with it.  After much marriage counseling, I had to let my relationship with her GOOOOO.  I see her at major holidays and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 27 Responses Nov 29, 2008

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    In my family being sober makes me the freak.

    They bug me about it all the time. It's annoying.
    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F May 5

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    It's Hard Knowing What's Normal When You Grew Up In A Crazy Family.

    As a child, I was constantly physically and emotionally abused.  My parents also had this thing that we weren't allowed to have friends.. Now that I'm older I realize that they were trying to keep us isolated so that they would have more control over us. As a young child I had...
    lagatta lagatta 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 15, 2011

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    Holidays, Renunions, and Birthdays- Oh My!

    Yes, I can definitely say that is how I feel when a family function is approaching. I feel like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz walking in the forest to pending doom.  As I have gotten older and luckily have my own family. I dread any of my family's functions. I have an uncle...
    vanilla vanilla 26-30, F Aug 13, 2007

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    "Gramma" Or "You Little *****!"

    Gramma, may she rest in peace, was a character. One of my favorite stories of Gramma was when she came to our house to take care of my brother (J), and my sister (B), and me while my parents went on vacation. We always knew that Gramma had a short temper and she didn't like...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts 31-35 7 Responses Jun 30, 2010

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    Like seriously what the **** were they thinking

    in the past years of life, like i have so many different roots because they couldn't stick to one place and dammit if it isn't America that they chose to stick to like 100 years ago. *sigh*
    xMiXeRx xMiXeRx 13-15, M Aug 9, 2014

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    Yesterday my 11 year old brother tried to stab

    my 17 year old sister he brought a knife from the kitchen and tried to stab her all that because they were fighting over who sleeps under the aircy I don't blame them it's freaken hot in here
    collegegirl20 collegegirl20 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    So I thought all 4 of us sisters were going to

    the beach on Saturday. I took the day off because I thought we were all going to be together for the first time in 6 years. But my second to oldest sister has to bring her own personal teenage drama into the situation. It truly breaks my heart that we cannot get past dumb things...
    svsanch svsanch 22-25, F 1 Response May 23, 2014

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    But i love them, Like the media people believe

    family really don't know anything because they always say theyve been through that. I can agree with them though there crazy moment i have with them are usually the greatest moment. We do thing out of the ordinary but to us it's normal. We maybe crazy but we are not hurting...
    NymNin NymNin 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    Jesus

    My mother is currently seeing jesus in the clouds.  I wish I was joking, ohhh how i wish. 
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 33 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    My three year old cousin just painted my nail

    XD I love you she's so adorable
    seekre seekre 16-17, M Jul 3

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    Didn't you hate when your sibling used to put

    their finger next to you and say "I'm not touching youuu"
    TotalX TotalX 18-21, F Aug 12

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    EVERGREEN Sanitarium

    I almost forgot this little jewel... My mother was born in EVERGREEN SANITARIUM!!  The story goes that there was a terrible storm when my grandmother went into labor.  The bridges were washing out, etc.  They barely made it to Evergreen!   ahahaha, mom...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar 46-50, F 7 Responses Jan 25, 2008

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    I remember in 2011 when it was one of my

    cousin's birthday, my uncle put on some music and my whole family were dancing so crazy except my grandparents and I
    marioo15 marioo15 13-15, M Nov 9, 2014

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    I'm very indecisive. Then one day,

    my mom was yelling at me for being indecisive. She called me a "goldfish ****." As in I cling on. She said that to me multiple times. Today, I'm still indecisive. I feel like a piece of ****.
    littlequints littlequints 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 14, 2014

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    Home-made Clothes

    Dear Gramma-- She was a gifted seamstress and she once had her own sewing business. She was famous in her little town for the shirts that she would make for dancing competitions. They were considered to be lucky by all the dancers in the town-- so she had a good little business...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts 31-35 5 Responses Jan 23, 2011

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    LOL current situation I love them

    so much Brother 1: AYYEE lets play madden 15 on Ps4 Brother 2: Naw let me finish this mission (Gta 5) Cousin (girl) 1: Ugggh they've been playing all day!! Let's do something Cousin (girl) 2: If it involves me getting off the phone I don't think so (exits room) Me: let me...
    TotalX TotalX 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    This is going to sound weird,

    but it's crazy to me just how important my family have become over the last few months... It's a big change from last year where I wouldn't change what I was doing to see family where as now I would and do!
    charlieedwards charlieedwards 18-21, M Feb 8

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    Swimming On Sunday

    I grew up in a strict, religious family. I have since moved on from that religion, but the majority of my very vocal family has not. ...and one thing that you can do in my family if you really wanna cause a scandal is to... Swim on Sunday. ...which brings me flashbacks from my...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts 31-35 5 Responses Dec 5, 2010

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    Coping With Abusive, Emotionally Unavailable Parents

    I don’t usually cry. Today, I am sitting by myself and I cannot stop. Crying gives me a headache, so I don’t like to cry. That’s what I have always believed and told everyone around me. That is only a sliver of the truth. I guess the real truth is that I have always cried...
    IndianMiddleChild IndianMiddleChild 31-35 2 Responses Apr 8, 2011

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    we live in Iraq and with all the war conditions

    going on, my family is crazy which makes it difficult for me and them to survive here. they don't think long term but their decisions are instant and random. it is so hard to realize they are truly crazy because all i can see is a very black future waiting for them. I try my...
    wasseem wasseem 26-30, M Apr 3

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    Seriously Ridiculous.

    My story about my Crazy mother should really give you a glimpse on how crazy my family is. BUT if that's not enough for you: My mom is 8 years older than my dad. Her parents are 3 and 4 years younger than my great grandparents on my dad's side. My Biological dad is the same...
    angeldancer angeldancer 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 19, 2012

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    My family may be crazy

    but i love them for it so much and i tell them everyday
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F Jun 8, 2014

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    I get to go Oma three hour drive with my aunt

    tomorrow. I'm doing to die! She already got me into one car wreck when I was first starting to drive. She is terrifying because she screams at everything while you're driving, but I accidentally said I'd take her with me. -_-
    KimTin33 KimTin33 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 18, 2014

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    I can't stand anybody here anymore.

    mom is crazy as can be she acts like a preteen most of the time and my baby siblings are crazy fighting because a shirt is in the part of the room this house is crazy so happy I'm leaving today
    ladyyukihime ladyyukihime 18-21, F Apr 3

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    My uncle is visiting

    for the first time since he moved to West Virginia. He's a pretty cool guy. When he was little he had something wrong with one of his eyes so he got a prosthetic one. He likes to take it out as a party trick.
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 2 Responses May 25

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