I Have a Crazy Family

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    It's Christmas time and that's all great

    and what not till the relatives come to visit! This year it's my dad's turn to host Christmas Eve dinner for a bunch of low life people who I can't stand! I have a rough past for those who doesn't know me! My father and I fight a lot which makes my family think I'm a...
    Kellykels Kellykels
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 23, 2015

    My uncle is visiting

    for the first time since he moved to West Virginia. He's a pretty cool guy. When he was little he had something wrong with one of his eyes so he got a prosthetic one. He likes to take it out as a party trick.
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 25, 2015

    It's crazy when they're here

    and chaotic but it's always hard to say goodbye especially when you don't see them often. Every few years. Just said goodbye to my brother at the airport. Didn't spend much time with him but the time we did spend was good. Too bad he had to go home to babysit his room mates...
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    Dec 30, 2015

    Holidays aren't holidays without a little bit

    of family drama. My family wears me out
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    Nov 26, 2015

    Yesterday morning I needed my mother to sign

    some papers so I went to wake her up. But she had been out partying the night before and only got back around 6 o'clock so she was still a little drunk. I stood there by her bed for like a year calling her name, she didn't even move. Finally she woke up and kept repeating the...
    NaomiToo NaomiToo
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 13, 2015

    my mother is CRAZY, we'll actually my father

    was too. I'm the eldest child and 8 was my grandma's favorite and because if this she's always been jelous of me and very mean to me. she never calls me and I could be on the verge of death and she wouldn't care, but is so loving to my other siblings. I'm close to forty and it...
    evesimone74 evesimone74
    41-45, F
    Apr 3, 2015

    I think what I need is some good advice.

    Recently my uncle and his 12 year old son moved in with my family and I. He is having marital and financial problems. Now I feel like I am being taken advantage of. I was raised to take care of your family, stand by them when they need you, but I am growing more irritated by the...
    Levette05 Levette05
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 10, 2015

    So I have so many crazy family members,

    here are some of them: My Aunty: She tried to sue the government for $100,000 and instead of sleeping with her husband, she sleeps with her son (my cousin). Did I mention his 22?? My Uncle: One time, he wanted to cook an egg, so he decided to cook it in the microwave, the egg...
    glamorouskitten glamorouskitten
    13-15, F
    1 Response Sep 18, 2015

    My families crazy tradition,

    painting our feet and standing on a piece of paper! These are mine, my 2 sisters and all of my cousins... Looks pretty cool once framed
    charlieedwards charlieedwards
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 20, 2014

    LOL current situation I love them

    so much Brother 1: AYYEE lets play madden 15 on Ps4 Brother 2: Naw let me finish this mission (Gta 5) Cousin (girl) 1: Ugggh they've been playing all day!! Let's do something Cousin (girl) 2: If it involves me getting off the phone I don't think so (exits room) Me: let me...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 26, 2014

    I recently found out

    that one of the reasons my grandfather spent several years in prison was because he murdered two people....o.O
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 13, 2015

    My three year old cousin just painted my nail

    XD I love you she's so adorable
    seekre seekre
    18-21, M
    Jul 3, 2015

    More Jesus, But From My Husband's Fam, This Time...

    I avoid my mother-in-law, like the plague.  I've been married for a long time and the two of us, will never, ever see eye-to-eye.  I'm fine with it.  After much marriage counseling, I had to let my relationship with her GOOOOO.  I see her at major holidays and...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    27 Responses Nov 29, 2008

    So my car hasn't been working correctly

    recently. And I just got it fixed. But my step dad showed up to check to make sure it would start. Which I was okay with. But then my grandfather drives by. And he has my little brother texting me and calling me all the way home asking if I'm okay while he pulls over in his...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015

    My family has crazy ideas Like my dad thought

    me and my sister needed to be Exorcised lol but we didn't ha ha ha Like I said my family has crazy Ideas
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jan 24, 2015

    I can't stand anybody here anymore.

    mom is crazy as can be she acts like a preteen most of the time and my baby siblings are crazy fighting because a shirt is in the part of the room this house is crazy so happy I'm leaving today
    ladyyukihime ladyyukihime
    22-25, F
    Apr 3, 2015

    Yesterday my 11 year old brother tried to stab

    my 17 year old sister he brought a knife from the kitchen and tried to stab her all that because they were fighting over who sleeps under the aircy I don't blame them it's freaken hot in here
    collegegirl20 collegegirl20
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 19, 2015

    In my family being sober makes me the freak.

    They bug me about it all the time. It's annoying.
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    May 5, 2015
    scarlet6 scarlet6
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Aug 29, 2014

    So when we were coming back from Hurghada,

    the road takes around 5- 6 hours. So my cousin was driving and they played 2010-11 songs so the song for "Right Now - Akon" me and my cousins went out of the window and starting singing " I wanna make love right now na na na " and some random guy shouted at us and said " TEENS...
    ReemLucis ReemLucis
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 24, 2015

    I remember in 2011 when it was one of my

    cousin's birthday, my uncle put on some music and my whole family were dancing so crazy except my grandparents and I
    marioo15 marioo15
    18-21, M
    Nov 9, 2014

    We are absolutely hilarious!

    !! XD haha not to sound conceited or anything.....but okay so we're sitting at the table, discussing the upcoming trip overseas Older brother: yeah I hate travelling during Christmas time. Fares are like doubled. Sister 1: damn thank goodness. I ain't old enough to work yet...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 21, 2014

    Not happy with my family right now.

    .. Just because I can't get a boyfriend, doesn't mean you have to plan an arranged marriage! ****...
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Dec 21, 2014

    I called my mother to wish her Gapoy

    Thanksgiving and she cursed me out saying she wish she had an abortion and me and my fat ugly family would not be here and how she hated me so much and how ugly I am. Needless to say I texted back God bless and I pray your health is great. She makes up stories and calls the...
    Jowana504 Jowana504
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2015

    So my nieces graduation party is in a week

    but no plans have been made. I call to offer help. No answers as to what is needed. They say "I don't know" or "I can't talk now". I feel sorry for my niece. Wish I could help. Adults involved make everything hard and miserable. If we weren't related I would not even talk to...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 5, 2015

    Things Are Escalating On the God Front...

    My sister spent the day with my mother yesterday.  Here is her report:  There is some 38 year old, black man, that a few of these people call "Prophet".  Every Saturday night they meet with him and they bring others that MAY have had a dream, worthy of...
    FiFiDelmar FiFiDelmar
    46-50, F
    10 Responses Feb 13, 2008

    Didn't you hate when your sibling used to put

    their finger next to you and say "I'm not touching youuu"
    deleted deleted
    Aug 12, 2015

    Seriously Ridiculous.

    My story about my Crazy mother should really give you a glimpse on how crazy my family is. BUT if that's not enough for you: My mom is 8 years older than my dad. Her parents are 3 and 4 years younger than my great grandparents on my dad's side. My Biological dad is the same...
    angeldancer angeldancer
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 19, 2012

    Home-made Clothes

    Dear Gramma-- She was a gifted seamstress and she once had her own sewing business. She was famous in her little town for the shirts that she would make for dancing competitions. They were considered to be lucky by all the dancers in the town-- so she had a good little business...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts
    5 Responses Jan 23, 2011

    It's Hard Knowing What's Normal When You Grew Up In A Crazy Family.

    As a child, I was constantly physically and emotionally abused.  My parents also had this thing that we weren't allowed to have friends.. Now that I'm older I realize that they were trying to keep us isolated so that they would have more control over us. As a young child I had...
    lagatta lagatta
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2011

    Swimming On Sunday

    I grew up in a strict, religious family. I have since moved on from that religion, but the majority of my very vocal family has not. ...and one thing that you can do in my family if you really wanna cause a scandal is to... Swim on Sunday. ...which brings me flashbacks from my...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts
    5 Responses Dec 5, 2010

    I have 2 brothers and a sister.

    We went to McDonald's so they could have fun. The play place was empty and they where he only ones their. The amount of noise equaled to one that was packed
    Alexander149 Alexander149
    18-21, M
    Apr 4, 2015

    This is going to sound weird,

    but it's crazy to me just how important my family have become over the last few months... It's a big change from last year where I wouldn't change what I was doing to see family where as now I would and do!
    charlieedwards charlieedwards
    18-21, M
    Feb 8, 2015

    I'm Italian And All Italians Are Crazy, Dramatic & Overly Emotional

    So yes, I have a crazy family. Mine is a little extra crazy though just for some added fun.
    lagatta lagatta
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Oct 20, 2010

    My little nephew just came running through my

    front door with a bucket full of bugs he dug up and collected out of the ground in my yard. Smh i screamed and almost threw that **** across the room!!
    Jennajmac Jennajmac
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 29, 2014

    What I Learned From Watching 'Braxton Family Values'

    My family is C-R-A-Z-Y. No, really. I know everyone claims that they have a crazy family, or at least a few questionable members... but mine still gets the gold medal for INSANITY.(not my actual family lol)I won't go into details about every member of my family, but let me just...
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 1, 2013

    Holidays, Renunions, and Birthdays- Oh My!

    Yes, I can definitely say that is how I feel when a family function is approaching. I feel like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz walking in the forest to pending doom.  As I have gotten older and luckily have my own family. I dread any of my family's functions. I have an uncle...
    vanilla vanilla
    26-30, F
    Aug 13, 2007

    I am the youngest in our small family of 4.

    The oldest memory that I have is my mom and my drunk dad fighting. My dad has been a drunkard all through his life. He never really earned too much, just enough to buy his alcohol or clear out old debts (at times) so he could take new ones at the time of need. My mother has been...
    caughtinthemiddle1 caughtinthemiddle1
    26-30, F
    Aug 30, 2015

    So I've been lesbian my whole life

    and I just came out to my siblings (not my parents yet) How I came out to my sister: Sister: why do you look like a dude half of the time, you'll never get a boyfriend like that. Me: so what made you assume I wanted a boyfriend Sister: well it's not like you're gay or...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 12, 2015

    "Gramma" Or "You Little *****!"

    Gramma, may she rest in peace, was a character. One of my favorite stories of Gramma was when she came to our house to take care of my brother (J), and my sister (B), and me while my parents went on vacation. We always knew that Gramma had a short temper and she didn't like...
    HeartofHearts HeartofHearts
    7 Responses Jun 30, 2010

    My ex boyfriend and I have been broken up

    since mid-2013 and I have been with my current boyfriend since mid-2014 and my family still has constant communication with my ex boyfriend; even down to meeting up with him for dinner to "catch up" and update him on my life. They don't even try to have a relationship with my...
    thisgirl92 thisgirl92
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 22, 2015

    When I got home like an hour

    or so later my older sister came down stairs and asked if I saw her money and she accused me and mrs mom of stealing it. When my mom tried to talk to her my sister yelled at her and started throwing the pillows off the new couch my mom got today and then my mom got mad and they...
    BrokeAssBxtch BrokeAssBxtch
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 6, 2015

    My EP Family. I'll just write down the names I

    know. The others know who they are. MindStruggle- my mirror mind. We have so much in common. When It comes to deep thinking of course. We have 11 years difference though. Sailormarz- my ex diary. I never really shared much with her but she is warm, weird, freaky in such a...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 14, 2016
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