I Have a Crazy Neighbor

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    Ehh... Make Them Go Away

    My neighbors: The spy - Watches EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. At night, he opens his living room window, sits in his rocking chair and just watches. It's soo creepy to be taking the trash out at night, look to your left and see an old man watching you.... The stinky - He's older, a...
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 8, 2008

    Living Next Door to Sanford & Son

    We are living next door to Sanford & Son ~ or rahter, in this case, Sanford & Daughter.  Ralph has got to have a few screws loose.  He is definitely not a balanced person.  Some days he is as nice as can be, chasing me down in the front yard, to...
    hippieheart hippieheart
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 11, 2008

    I Have Crazy Old People As Neighbors!

    My husband and I live in a duplex in a nice quiet neighborhood. When we moved in we heard from a few of the people in the neighborhood that these people were trouble. Apparently they had pretty much run out the old lady that lived in our apartment before us. When we first moved...
    ng2289 ng2289
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Sep 29, 2011

    A little background. I know reading stinks

    but I'm telling you, this one is worth it. So I have a neighbor. We will call her "scar" because I am sure she has many. We moved into our home 2 years ago, and I kid you not, the say we got our keys, we had neighbors running over to tell us about this lady. They said how...
    RoseyPosey2015 RoseyPosey2015
    26-30, F
    Jan 29, 2016
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    Feb 1, 2016

    The Crazy "dog" Lady Down The Street

    I live in one of those planned developments, which can be a little like "Peyton Place". I keep to myself and do not get involved in all the drama. About a month ago, my daughter was walking our family dog, and here comes crazy dog lady. Our dogs do not like eachother. She is...
    kjredgrl kjredgrl
    3 Responses Nov 6, 2011

    My Alzheimer neighbor is out trying to fix his

    boat today and was playing music, a beautiful classical piece was on and I rather enjoyed it as I sat listening from my porch, then it shuffles to the next song "What is Love (Baby Don't Hurt Me)". That man is cracked in the head.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Sep 12, 2015

    I have several, in fact.

    My neighborhood is known as "the zoo". Chock full of crazy *** people :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 14, 2015

    Crazy And Scary Type Neighbor

    My mother has a crazy neighbor, has had a lot of problems with him over the last year, He told her he hates her dog and hates her, she should have a great dog like his. Now my parents are having new roof put on their house and he has been over harassing the contractors. Worried...
    kpeters1234 kpeters1234
    51-55, F
    Aug 25, 2013

    He's More Than Happy

    Likes his dog to poop on our lawn.Doesn't pick it up.His tree over hangs our yard and leaves get in our gutters.Not only does more than half his tree, all the leaves we have to remove every fall is amazing.Loves to complain that a lady across the street called in his junky old...
    mirth mirth
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 5, 2012

    I Had A Crazy Neighbor...

    I relocated from TX to upstate NY about a year and a half ago. I took a nice small apartment with my daughter in a private residence. Below me lived a husband and wife and their little girl. At first everything was fine. During November the wife left for the holidays, and the...
    LolaJ LolaJ
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2011

    i am that crazy neighbor lol.

    .. but only if provoked
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    Feb 1, 2016

    Not Crazy But....

    They were having one heck of a row last night! I could just hear the woman screaming "YOU ARE SUCH A F*CKING W*NKER!" Over and over at about 2am.....Oh dear!    
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jun 21, 2008

    A Few Strange Habits

    I lived in rented accomodation when I first moved to Belfast, as it was quite an impulsive move I went for the cheapest and quickest flat I could find, which was situated in an area which was in student-ville.  The man that lived above me was around 35 and he stole my...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Jun 21, 2008

    My neighbor is "creepy",

    schizophrenic 4 sure, always ­čĹÇ me as I come & go. Makes my skin crawl...goes 2 church tho, but the devil also goes 2 church...
    pyeito pyeito
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 7, 2014

    No Good Deed

    so tonight at about 11pm our neighbor knocks on our door and signs that she is locked out and asks if her and her dog can sit for a minute.  I have talked to her and we know each other. I have given her rides and she seems like a really nice person.  the Dog is very old...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Nov 26, 2008

    Some Really Strange Neighbors Where I Used To Live...

    I've had a lot of strange neighbors where I used to live. There were a few drug addicts. There was also this really strange person that I didn't like. She said that my mother and our other neighbor did something that they didn't. I don't quite remember what, but it was nuts...
    animallover110293 animallover110293
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 8, 2013

    Have You Seen My C*ck?

    I live next door to a crazy man.  Seriously.  He has a hole in his back yard, where he puts his trash, he has broken down cars all over the place tipped on their roofs.  He has trash stacked in piles that blows into my yard.  He smokes next to his wifes oxygen tank and one...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Jun 14, 2011

    He gets high and Drunk all day.

    .. breaks and slam's things in his apt.. Beats his pregnant girlfriend ..Just waiting on the 7 day eviction so it will be quiet again .
    41-45, M
    Feb 12, 2016

    Hello there, I have the same problem a

    neighbour that lives above my flat and follows me where I go If I'm on my living room he is there banging drop things in floor heavily and the if I go to my bedroom he follows and he start banging or slaming doors, Its crazy and creepy but is true. When I'm with someone he dont...
    marciolupusella marciolupusella
    41-45, M
    Jul 30, 2015

    She tired to bite me

    because I stepped .0000000000000000000000000000009 Centimeters over her yard. She came outta nowhere.
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    May 19, 2014

    The Neighbor From Hell

    My hubby & I bought this house from my parents when I was 8 months pregnant with our 2nd child. I had lived here through out my high school years, & recalled all the times "the neighbor from hell" called the cops, fire dept, & every other number in the phone book on our household...
    MommaMilton MommaMilton
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

    Well, these neighbors are actually nice people

    who mean well. however, they are very different, to say the least! The man has 11 cars, and they're not classic cars. He buys them for a few hundred dollars just because they are a good buy. He widened his driveway so he could fit 9 cars in it! there is an abandoned house...
    PinkHeartCrystals PinkHeartCrystals
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2015

    A Little About My Neighbor Totoro

    When two girls move to the country to be near their ailing mother, they have adventures with the wonderous forest spirits who live nearby. Director: Hayao Miyazaki Writer: Hayao Miyazaki Stars: Hitoshi Takagi, Noriko Hidaka, Toshiyuki Amagasa | See full cast and crew
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl
    18-21, F
    Apr 8, 2013

    I unfortunately have a few crazy

    and violent neighbors next door. Two women and a few men. One tubby woman must be the owner and she has no clue where her land really ends. She placed a No Trespassing sign on a tree that may not be on her land. She seems to hate trees by the way and wants to cut them all down...
    AnthonyK7 AnthonyK7
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 12, 2016

    My spouse and I live in a 8 unit condo

    that we rent. There's a guy that lives in the back of our building. My spouse and I don't know him too well. I've noticed when he's walking by our window he will wave. I feel this invades our privacy. My spouse says he's just being friendly.
    marip marip
    Jan 25, 2015

    My neighbors got arrested

    for drinking and driving and stealing so yeah ­čśü
    saramariani saramariani
    16-17, F
    Jan 18, 2014

    My Neighbor...

    I have a crazy neighbor.. --today she's vacumming the pile of fireplace wood in her garage,--once a month, she powerwashes the siding on her house. --she's left the radio playing in her backyard since spring,  and runs the mower a minimum of twice a week, long after...
    taterz taterz
    4 Responses Aug 19, 2009

    She Is An Evil Troll

    since the day she moved in my life has been pure hell, she is this weird eccentric lonley lady who I at first felt really sorry for, but thats what she wants she elecits attention to gain symapthy from others so she can get money or what ever she wants from people, she cries at...
    sweetstacey sweetstacey
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2008

    My Nice Crazy Hoarder Neighbour Has Filled Two Whole Houses With Rubbish.

    This guy is a gentle eccentric who inherited two houses, which look amazing because he's let them both get completely over-run by vines, to the extent that you can see them growing up INSIDE his front windows, and all over his car, as he isn't allowed to drive anymore. However...
    annaorlando annaorlando
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 30, 2013

    I Have A Crazy Strange Upstairs Neighbor Who Follows Me In Each Room Of My Apartment...

    My Mom and I, share an apartment together we just moved out of a bed bug infested building with very noisy loud neighbors who lived over us. Now we live in a nice building but one  or two or more problems we face. One the neighbors in our building are very trifling and messy...
    CocoalatteSpice CocoalatteSpice
    36-40, F
    27 Responses Jan 22, 2012

    My friend's neighbor is completely insane.

    She'll clean her floors and dump the dirty water all over my friend's driveway. She lets her dog wander all over the neighborhood and lets him poop and pee all over their yard (she makes them clean it up, too) and then when he goes missing she blames my friend. She also screams...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed
    1 Response Jan 26, 2015

    The Nurse

    I am Portuguese and Spanish and work for a law enforcement agency in another county. My wife is Mexican and we have two kids. We moved into the largest house on the cul de sac. The white family across the street moved in 5 years before us. When we moved in, the wife came over...
    BleedinBlue55 BleedinBlue55
    41-45, M
    5 Responses Feb 8, 2011

    for years I have done my best to put up with

    the odd woman across the hallway but I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! She seems to wait by her door way (which is unfortunately across from mine) for my mail to be delivered so that she can ****** up the box and then ring my door bell so that I have to talk to her. She always tells...
    artdavinci artdavinci
    56-60, F
    May 31, 2015

    Crazy Is Not The Word

    I am a firm believer that Neighbours should just be Neighbours.. never make friends with them cause when you stop being friends that's when life becomes unbearable. I moved into a second level apartment block with my kids about 15 months ago, being the only one on the second...
    Mippy Mippy
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jul 13, 2011

    My Neighbor Thinks Our Drain Pipe Is Illegal!

    I have a crazy neighbor.  He's been trying to harass us and get our attention by blocking the drainage ditch, shining a spot light into our bedroom window (we live in the country--his house is 100 feet away from ours), and sitting next to the fence line to complain that the...
    dbangmo dbangmo
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2009

    Neighbors Deliberately Makes Noise During Down Time And Mimicks

    I have a neighbor that makes an effort to make deliberately loud noises when its obvious that my family and I are settling down or preparing for sleep. They do not have a family and live under us. I have a five year old son who has a NATURAL tendency to run and jump, but we try...
    darkhoney35 darkhoney35
    12 Responses Oct 24, 2010

    Not Quite Crazy But Strange

    My neighbors are really strange. They completely keep to themselves. They have the windows of their garage blocked, so that you can't see inside (not that I really would care to). Their basement windows might be blocked in the same way. I noticed that the fence near their other...
    animallover110293 animallover110293
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 1, 2013

    What Do I Do

    They have called the police on me over 10 times in the last year!! My garbage can was touching their grass the police came at 7 o'clock in the morning embarrassed to tell me to please move my garbage can because half of it was touching their grass. They called the police because...
    Danny42560 Danny42560
    56-60, M
    1 Response Oct 29, 2013

    Neighbors Shootouts

    Fearful, would be the term to use when describing how I feel towards my neighbors!  Yesterday my children and family were outside and we heard two gunshots coming from there house.  This isnt the first time.  This neighbor often says he is going on a shooting spree...
    Neveah Neveah
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2008

    The Lady Down The Road

    from us is our crazy neighbor. She used to clean house for us. She sort of "came with the house" when my boyfriend's mother died. We had to stop using her for a cleaning lady because having her here is a good way for something to get broken, spilled, or misplaced. I still...
    StillMeJustDifferent StillMeJustDifferent
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

    I Have A Crazy Neighbour Want Some Advice

    I have this out of control somewhat psychotic neighbour that blasts me with profanity calls me a poofter and a pedo (I think for the shock value) throws things over my fence spends all day reporting the rest of the block to whoever she can (she doesn't get on with anyone in the...
    Soroe Soroe
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 8, 2013

    Nosy Neighbor

    We have all heard of the nosy neighbor. THey are the person on the block that knows everybody's business. They know when you left your house and who you came back with.  Recently me and my mother moved to a new neighborhood. We live next door to a 93 year old woman. So...
    hannah4713 hannah4713
    70+, F
    3 Responses Dec 22, 2009

    My neighbor is a widow

    for many years, very nice lady. The other day she asked me to check on her ceiling fan because is not working. I stopped by just wearing my shorts with my black lace panties underneath. As I was on top of the ladder checking the fan she was holding the ladder and see if I need...
    Sissycolleen Sissycolleen
    3 Responses Jun 2, 2015
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