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I Have a Crazy Neighbor

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    Ehh... Make Them Go Away

    My neighbors: The spy - Watches EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. At night, he opens his living room window, sits in his rocking chair and just watches. It's soo creepy to be taking the trash out at night, look to your left and see an old man watching you.... The stinky - He's older, a...
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 8, 2008

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    She Is An Evil Troll

    since the day she moved in my life has been pure hell, she is this weird eccentric lonley lady who I at first felt really sorry for, but thats what she wants she elecits attention to gain symapthy from others so she can get money or what ever she wants from people, she cries at...
    sweetstacey sweetstacey 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 7, 2008

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    I Have A Crazy Strange Upstairs Neighbor Who Follows Me In Each Room Of My Apartment...

    My mom and I, share an apartment together we just moved out of a bed bug infested building with very noisy loud neighbors who lived over us. Now we live in a nice building but one  or two or more problems we face. One the neighbors in our building are very trifling and messy...
    Ice26 Ice26 31-35, F 11 Responses Jan 22, 2012

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    Nosy Neighbor

    We have all heard of the nosy neighbor. THey are the person on the block that knows everybody's business. They know when you left your house and who you came back with.  Recently me and my mother moved to a new neighborhood. We live next door to a 93 year old woman. So...
    hannah4713 hannah4713 70+, F 3 Responses Dec 22, 2009

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    Dogged Laundry

    I went to go do my laundry at the laundrymat today as usual.  Then my neighbor was there he started tripping out about me turning his dog in to the land lord.  Furthermore, I was only doing my job.  I don't know if he was on drugs or what. 
    Chihahua Chihahua 36-40, M Jun 20, 2008

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    No Good Deed

    so tonight at about 11pm our neighbor knocks on our door and signs that she is locked out and asks if her and her dog can sit for a minute.  I have talked to her and we know each other. I have given her rides and she seems like a really nice person.  the Dog is very old...
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    I Have Learned That Crazy Is Not Always Bad!

    My neighbor is from the Philippines.  I used to live there so I can understand most of what she says (the majority of Filipinos speak English, but with an unusual accent!).  We love having her around because she provides us with a constant stream of things to talk/laugh...
    hjayala hjayala 51-55, F Aug 7, 2010

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    Not Crazy But....

    They were having one heck of a row last night! I could just hear the woman screaming "YOU ARE SUCH A F*CKING W*NKER!" Over and over at about 2am.....Oh dear!    
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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    The Oddest

    In college I lived in a garage apartment located on the property line between two identical houses.  Constructed circa 1940, each red brick house had a large front porch.  To one side was a family who had moved in from the farm to the city.  Accompanying them was their large...
    wannarite4me wannarite4me 56-60 1 Response Feb 7, 2011

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    Teachers Pet

    IMy neighbor has a key to my apartment.  He snoops around when I am at work.  I work at a school, so when I walk into a classroom I see things set up that remind me of my home.  I think of him as a 55(?) year old teacher's pet.
    bells06 bells06 46-50 4 Responses Feb 5, 2011

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    Fight Club

    I am Jack's sensibility going out the window. My neighbors fight and fight all day. They are so loud you can hear them down the block. They are always yelling. Whats funny is that they only start yelling after their daughter goes to school and stop by the time she gets home...
    gdlesrev gdlesrev 22-25, M Dec 18, 2009

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    My Neighbor...

    I have a crazy neighbor.. --today she's vacumming the pile of fireplace wood in her garage,--once a month, she powerwashes the siding on her house. --she's left the radio playing in her backyard since spring,  and runs the mower a minimum of twice a week, long after...
    taterz taterz 56-60 4 Responses Aug 19, 2009

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    I Have Crazy Old People As Neighbors!

    My husband and I live in a duplex in a nice quiet neighborhood. When we moved in we heard from a few of the people in the neighborhood that these people were trouble. Apparently they had pretty much run out the old lady that lived in our apartment before us. When we first moved...
    ng2289 ng2289 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2011

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    Have You Seen My C*ck?

    I live next door to a crazy man.  Seriously.  He has a hole in his back yard, where he puts his trash, he has broken down cars all over the place tipped on their roofs.  He has trash stacked in piles that blows into my yard.  He smokes next to his wifes oxygen tank and one...
    cedricsmom cedricsmom 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 14, 2011

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    Little Weird But Funny Neighbor

    I don't know most of my neighbors. I live in an old house that was divided into apartments. Only two other tenants live here, and one of them is a guy from work who told me about this place. The only other neighbor I know is Mikey, the guy in the house next door. I'm short but he...
    barryseaweed barryseaweed 36-40, M Mar 14, 2012

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    A Few Strange Habits

    I lived in rented accomodation when I first moved to Belfast, as it was quite an impulsive move I went for the cheapest and quickest flat I could find, which was situated in an area which was in student-ville.  The man that lived above me was around 35 and he stole my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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    My Nice Crazy Hoarder Neighbour Has Filled Two Whole Houses With Rubbish.

    This guy is a gentle eccentric who inherited two houses, which look amazing because he's let them both get completely over-run by vines, to the extent that you can see them growing up INSIDE his front windows, and all over his car, as he isn't allowed to drive anymore. However...
    annaorlando annaorlando 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 30, 2013

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    I Have A Crazy Neighbour Want Some Advice

    I have this out of control somewhat psychotic neighbour that blasts me with profanity calls me a poofter and a pedo (I think for the shock value) throws things over my fence spends all day reporting the rest of the block to whoever she can (she doesn't get on with anyone in the...
    Soroe Soroe 36-40, M 4 Responses Aug 8, 2013

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    Neighbors Shootouts

    Fearful, would be the term to use when describing how I feel towards my neighbors!  Yesterday my children and family were outside and we heard two gunshots coming from there house.  This isnt the first time.  This neighbor often says he is going on a shooting spree...
    Neveah Neveah 16-17, F 3 Responses Jun 10, 2008

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    Crazy And Scary Type Neighbor

    My mother has a crazy neighbor, has had a lot of problems with him over the last year, He told her he hates her dog and hates her, she should have a great dog like his. Now my parents are having new roof put on their house and he has been over harassing the contractors. Worried...
    kpeters1234 kpeters1234 51-55, F Aug 25, 2013

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    My Neighbor Thinks Our Drain Pipe Is Illegal!

    I have a crazy neighbor.  He's been trying to harass us and get our attention by blocking the drainage ditch, shining a spot light into our bedroom window (we live in the country--his house is 100 feet away from ours), and sitting next to the fence line to complain that the...
    dbangmo dbangmo 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 22, 2009

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    She tired to bite me

    because I stepped .0000000000000000000000000000009 Centimeters over her yard. She came outta nowhere.
    13tides31 13tides31 18-21, M May 19

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    Neighbors Deliberately Makes Noise During Down Time And Mimicks

    I have a neighbor that makes an effort to make deliberately loud noises when its obvious that my family and I are settling down or preparing for sleep. They do not have a family and live under us. I have a five year old son who has a NATURAL tendency to run and jump, but we try...
    darkhoney35 darkhoney35 36-40 11 Responses Oct 24, 2010

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    Living Next Door to Sanford & Son

    We are living next door to Sanford & Son ~ or rahter, in this case, Sanford & Daughter.  Ralph has got to have a few screws loose.  He is definitely not a balanced person.  Some days he is as nice as can be, chasing me down in the front yard, to...
    hippieheart hippieheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 11, 2008

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    Not Quite Crazy But Strange

    My neighbors are really strange. They completely keep to themselves. They have the windows of their garage blocked, so that you can't see inside (not that I really would care to). Their basement windows might be blocked in the same way. I noticed that the fence near their other...
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 1, 2013

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    I Had A Crazy Neighbor...

    I relocated from TX to upstate NY about a year and a half ago. I took a nice small apartment with my daughter in a private residence. Below me lived a husband and wife and their little girl. At first everything was fine. During November the wife left for the holidays, and the...
    LolaJ LolaJ 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 6, 2011

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    Crazy Hater Neighbor

    I have a crazy neighbor, I live in a apartment with very cheap rent in the heart of a very cool artsy neighborhood, I feel lucky I have this apartment and I don't want to move. This man is "high on the hollier" than thou thing and has a problem with people that smoke...
    alecita alecita 31-35 Dec 17, 2008

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    The Crazy "dog" Lady Down The Street

    I live in one of those planned developments, which can be a little like "Peyton Place". I keep to myself and do not get involved in all the drama. About a month ago, my daughter was walking our family dog, and here comes crazy dog lady. Our dogs do not like eachother. She is...
    kjredgrl kjredgrl 41-45 3 Responses Nov 6, 2011

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    My neighbor is "creepy",

    schizophrenic 4 sure, always 👀 me as I come & go. Makes my skin crawl...goes 2 church tho, but the devil also goes 2 church...
    pyeito pyeito 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    What Do I Do

    They have called the police on me over 10 times in the last year!! My garbage can was touching their grass the police came at 7 o'clock in the morning embarrassed to tell me to please move my garbage can because half of it was touching their grass. They called the police because...
    Danny42560 Danny42560 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 29, 2013

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    The Lady Down The Road

    from us is our crazy neighbor. She used to clean house for us. She sort of "came with the house" when my boyfriend's mother died. We had to stop using her for a cleaning lady because having her here is a good way for something to get broken, spilled, or misplaced. I still...
    StillMeJustDifferent StillMeJustDifferent 31-35 2 Responses Feb 1, 2011

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    My neighbors got arrested

    for drinking and driving and stealing so yeah 😁
    saramariani saramariani 13-15, F Jan 18

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    Crazy Is Not The Word

    I am a firm believer that Neighbours should just be Neighbours.. never make friends with them cause when you stop being friends that's when life becomes unbearable. I moved into a second level apartment block with my kids about 15 months ago, being the only one on the second...
    Mippy Mippy 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 13, 2011

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    The Nurse

    I am Portuguese and Spanish and work for a law enforcement agency in another county. My wife is Mexican and we have two kids. We moved into the largest house on the cul de sac. The white family across the street moved in 5 years before us. When we moved in, the wife came over...
    BleedinBlue55 BleedinBlue55 41-45, M 5 Responses Feb 8, 2011

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    HE Is a Totall Monster As Well As His Family

    ABOUT A FEW MONTHS AGO I FOUND A YORKIE  WHO'S OWNER ABUSED HER. A WEEK AFTER I HAD bELLA(THAT WAS HER NAME) MY NEIGHBORS DAUGHTER CAME UP TO. ME AND SAID "OH WHAT A PRETTY DOG" I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CONSIDERING I HAVE 3 OTHER DOGS AND LIVED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD...
    Donnamoss88 Donnamoss88 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 21, 2008

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    He Blows His Horn, He Screams Out Irrelevant And Inappropriate Comments, And He...

    He's just plain certifiably nuts, imho.  The horn: it's an air horn, and he blows it day and night--usually though not after an hour when I could call the police.  He yells out crazy things...today it was (this is what I woke up to): "Who's a pretty Paulie? NOT YOU...
    earthmama1956 earthmama1956 51-55 Jul 27, 2010

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    He's More Than Happy

    Likes his dog to poop on our lawn.Doesn't pick it up.His tree over hangs our yard and leaves get in our gutters.Not only does more than half his tree, all the leaves we have to remove every fall is amazing.Loves to complain that a lady across the street called in his junky old...
    mirth mirth 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2012

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    Some Really Strange Neighbors Where I Used To Live...

    I've had a lot of strange neighbors where I used to live. There were a few drug addicts. There was also this really strange person that I didn't like. She said that my mother and our other neighbor did something that they didn't. I don't quite remember what, but it was nuts...
    animallover110293 animallover110293 18-21, F 1 Response May 8, 2013

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    The Neighbors Across The Street.......

    They are nuts. We have lived here four years, and they are the definition of disfunctional. They now have a junk yard in front of their house. A wrecked car, that has been sitting there for months (I wonder what they are keeping it for) and assorted junk -an old stove, water...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 5, 2011

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    A Little About My Neighbor Totoro

    When two girls move to the country to be near their ailing mother, they have adventures with the wonderous forest spirits who live nearby. Director: Hayao Miyazaki Writer: Hayao Miyazaki Stars: Hitoshi Takagi, Noriko Hidaka, Toshiyuki Amagasa | See full cast and crew
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl 16-17, F Apr 8, 2013

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    The Neighbor From Hell

    My hubby & I bought this house from my parents when I was 8 months pregnant with our 2nd child. I had lived here through out my high school years, & recalled all the times "the neighbor from hell" called the cops, fire dept, & every other number in the phone book on our household...
    MommaMilton MommaMilton 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 25, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    They are crazy. In a good way. We had a power outage all night last night. My family & our neighbors went outside onto their lawn and watched a movie from their laptop with the...
    KianHayesThot KianHayesThot 13-15, F Aug 4

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    My 77 yr old mom and I (her cargiver/daughter) recently moved to a 2 apartment duplex. I Wish we didn't, because there is another duplex behind us and the young 20 somethings are...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 days ago

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    My neighbor has a newly "acquired" habit ( considering he doesn't have facebook nor messenger) repeats EVERYTHING i type to my friends and family online or when i turn airplane...
    whitezombie1986 whitezombie1986 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 28

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    I wanna be happy so badly, like I was yesterday when I realized Im in love with my boyfriend. It felt like we were in a movie. Sitting by the river with the sunset, absolutely...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 28

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    Lol I love this girl :) she's the coolest friend a girl can have
    drama16queen1997 drama16queen1997 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 13

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    Right now I'm crying and the smallest thin possible caused this. I'm extremely unhappy and stressed out. Yesterday I was so happy I felt high. I don't know how to explain it.
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I told him that I was gonna post this on ep l0l oops 😂
    xxsamelovexx xxsamelovexx 13-15, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, A beautiful day for a neighbor, Would you be mine? Could you be mine? It's a neighborly day in this beautywood, A neighborly day for a...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    I live above a young couple (looks like they just graduated high school) who have two young children. These neighbors are the worst ever (and I have lived many places). The...
    eswillia eswillia 36-40 2 Responses Aug 6

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    People say I act crazy, I sound Crazy and have Crazy Hair. I just reply.. I AM CRAZY :D
    Rayykz Rayykz 13-15, M Jul 26

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    I really want to have crazy sex with my sister
    hornyharry123 hornyharry123 22-25, M 5 Responses Jul 30

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