I Have A Crush On Eli Roth

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    Maybe just a little? Physically he is

    incredibly appealing. Tall, muscular, hairy. Yes, hairy. I don't like hairlessness in men. I like the happy trails, thank you. Add to this creativity, intellect and psychopathic tendencies and SWOON. I adore him as "The Bear Jew". I /love/ him posing nude to promote his movies...
    NightPain NightPain
    26-30, F
    Jun 6, 2014

    Actually....

    i actually have a crush on who he played in "Inglorious Basterds". Srgnt. Donny Donowitz :)   he's jewish and he beats nazis to death with nothing but a baseball bat!!! SSSSSSOOOOO awesome!!!!
    JJJeWWWy JJJeWWWy
    16-17, F
    11 Responses Feb 6, 2010
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